ellauri031.html on line 106: Ingenting går på tok förrän hon ska konversera med Axel Borg, hennes kavaljer. Axel är struntviktig, måste man medge. Men ändå går det ganska långt när Y smäller honom helt enkelt en örfil runt öronen. Nu börjar Y med sin vanliga show, och får alla på sin sida, minst 20 blomsterbuketter, och andra pojkar säger till Y att det var bara bra att herr Borg fick ett sittopp, för han var en sån mallig prick. Han dög inte alls till någon sport, om inte kanske till pricksport. Y är princess igen, och det gör en liten narsist glad. Morbror Max höll tal med Y som huvudperson!
ellauri082.html on line 511: James lifts his blue jeans and says that for "continuity of evolution" if there is consciousness now somebody (guess who) must have been conscious all along. If we have pricks and cunts now somebody must have sported them from the dawn of time. Well at least Jamesey must then allow for our "fellow animals" some rudiments of soul, that's a big concession.
ellauri143.html on line 1301: Aatelisen tunnistaa paizi hörökorvista niin ritarillisuudesta. Eliskä ezen pyllyn alla on hyvä hevonen. The goodly knight pricks his horse on the plain. The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. How kind of you to let me come.
ellauri408.html on line 367: Stars are tiny pinpricks of light that can “fall” to earth without ripping our solar system apart.
xxx/ellauri122.html on line 184: People are sarcastic when they say the opposite of the truth, or the opposite of their true feelings in order to be funny or to make a point. It is often thought that along with drinking tea and waiting in queues, winning colonial wars and losing football games, being racist pricks and dying in heaps of covid-19, the British have a fondness for sarcasm.
xxx/ellauri179.html on line 997: So Why the Hell Are We Still Reading Ernest Hemingway? Because we are pricks, an pricks just love assholes.
xxx/ellauri410.html on line 150: In brief, “The Columbiad,” as Eliot also calls it, begins in Spain, where Columbo dines in with the King and Queen. Queen Isabella “pricks” Columbo’s navel; in response, he defecates on the table. Columbo takes the Queen with him on his voyage, buggers his mates, and finds, in what is now Cuba, King Bolo and BBQ. The setting shifts to the Philippines and then to London, first to the suburb of Golders Green, and then to Russell Square, where Eliot launches the Bolovian Club luncheons. An important upshot of all the whoring is a bastard son named Boloumbo, who presumably begins the European line of ancestry. The rest of the “epic” documents contain Prof. Krapp’s (et al.) and Eliot’s research on the ancient history of the Bolovians, who originate somewhere in South America. Not only the locations, but also the tables have been turned. The “scholarship” reveals that Bolovian behavior and characteristics are the sources of many modern Western traditions, including the wearing of bowler hats. Bolovians practiced Wuxianity, a religion with two gods (or more, depending on the interpretation), anticipating the divine/ human controversy in Christology. Their language, in which Eliot has learned to sing the Bolovian anthem, predates the Indo-European pronunciations of “W,” a combination of the “Greek Ksi” and the “German schsh” (Letters III 730). Eliot’s verses borrow from many versions of Christopher Columbus and his adventures. “Columbo” is a common misspelling for “Colombo,” which is Italian and Portuguese for “Columbus.” Many children know, “In fourteen hundred and ninety-two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue,” but others may know some of the sailors’ ditties or military songs, one of which has the following chorus:
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