ellauri001.html on line 1821: Hanhiemonkin nuo lorut iloisen lippaan,
ellauri019.html on line 405: Too much monkey business, too much monkey business
ellauri019.html on line 406: Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
ellauri019.html on line 410: Ah, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
ellauri019.html on line 411: Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
ellauri019.html on line 415: Ha, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
ellauri019.html on line 416: Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
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ellauri019.html on line 421: Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
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ellauri019.html on line 426: Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
ellauri019.html on line 430: Ha, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
ellauri019.html on line 431: Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
ellauri019.html on line 435: Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
ellauri019.html on line 438: Too much monkey business for me
ellauri019.html on line 454: Hui, kuvittele Vapaavuorta, viurusilmää, Stubbia, Soinia ja Sipilää pörräämässä Kouvolassa, pikku Sale kunkkuna. Too much monkey business for me to be involved in.
ellauri019.html on line 476: Too much monkey business for me to be involved in, se oli Chuck Berryn johtopäätös maailmansodan jälkeisinä vuosina. Sekin oli ollut mukana Jokohamassa kumahuttamassa japsuja, mustana magagina tegemässä Amerigon nimiggomaasta entistä suurempaa. Tankannut irakilaista bensaa jenkkiraudan säiliöön dollarilla gallona. Kuuteen tuhanteen vuoteen ehtii monkeyt tehdä paljon bisnestä.
ellauri019.html on line 928: Hey hey we are the monkeys!
ellauri019.html on line 1028: The triptych by the Italian artist was presented on Monday at the league's Milan headquarters, along with an anti-racism plan which included the signing of a charter by a player representing each of the 20 Serie A clubs. Italian stadiums are the scene of recurrent racist incidents, including monkey chants aimed at black players.
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Italy's Serie A apologizes for putting monkeys in anti-racism campaign.
ellauri019.html on line 1048: They are chimpanzees, not monkeys. Damn racists. More monkey business every day. Trust us apes.
ellauri023.html on line 677: Osmonkäämi huomauttaa kyllä aivan oikein, että uskosta ja uskonnosta on kaikenlaista hyötyäkin yxille, vaikka (tai juurikin koska) vahinkoa toisille. Ei uskovaisuuden sikäli tarvi olla joku tauti, vaikka se vahvasti vainoharhaisuuteen liittyykin. Enempi se on kuin luonnevika, kuten narsismi ja psykopatia, joista myös on arvaamatonta hyötyä johtoportaassa.
ellauri023.html on line 685: Nokkavia guruja: Aarne, Eno, Dumari, Osmonkäämi. Nenäkkäitä Kimmo Koskenniemiä. Naisista ei tule vanhanakaan guruja. Ei hopeaselkiä vaan pelkästään ryppysiä. Ne pitää digitoida niinku Leija, eikä siltikään tule kalua. Pelkkää tavaraa. Luettele 10 maineikasta naisgurua.
ellauri025.html on line 139: Siis vuonna 85. Silloin oltiin Californiassa. Italo kävi siellä 60-luvulla. Piti enemmän New Yorkista. Callekin oli 60-luvulla Pirkon kanssa Amerikan turneella. Callen preferenssejä en tiedä, ja on liian myöhäistä kysyä. Ite en yhtään innostunut Nykistä. Too much monkey business.
ellauri029.html on line 726: jo 2000-luvun loppua, ja Simonkin tähti oli jo
ellauri030.html on line 573: S. ähräsi myös riittävän syyn periaatteen kaa, siis sen Leibnizin nimiin pannun periaatteen et kaikella on syy. Determinismin yx formulaatio. Mikään ei ole sattumaa. Tästä tulee se Perza Rovamonkin laki ettei tyhjästä mitään nyhjästä. Samaa tuumi Anaximandros, Parmenides, Archimedes, Platon, Aristoteles, Cicero, Avicenna, Akvinolaisen Tomi ja Spinoza. Siis aika moni muukin tomppeli. Hmm, voi olla, ellei sit höpsismilläkin ole sormensa pelissä.
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ellauri043.html on line 26: Flaubert ähräs pikku Anttonin kiusaamisen kaa tapansa mukaan vuosikausia. Se on proosaruno eli pikemminkin paasaus. On siinä vähän koulunäytelmänkin näköä. Semmonen kuvaelma paizi että puhetta on paljon. Apus mä oon piru. .Se on täynnä oppineita viittauxia. Mukana näyttää olevan laaja kerettiläisten indeksi ja antiikin jumalia kuin kirppuja. Kiintoisaa. Ja pyhä Anttoni on tässä aika tekopyhä paskiainen. Hauskasti se istuu skiitan kotisohvalla, surffaa pyhästä kirjasta peukalovärssyjä kuin Kaarlo Syväntö ja vaihtaa taajaan näkykanavaa. Sormi kipeänä kuin Wagnerilla. Wagner sikakin pääsee taivaaseen, Wilhelm Buschin sinileninkinen emäntä on luvannut. Yhdessä kiltin antimuusan Viivin kanssa. Ystävää ei tarvi jättää. Jätä perheesi ja seuraa minua, sanoo vaan tylsät setämiehet. Ota vuoteesi ja kävele. Käskyjä ja kehotuxia. Too much monkey business for me to be involved in.
ellauri050.html on line 407: Paramahansa Yogananda (born Mukunda Lal Ghosh; January 5, 1893 – March 7, 1952) was an Indian monk, yogi and guru who lived his last 32 years in America. He introduced millions to the teachings of meditation and Kriya Yoga through his organization Self-Realization Fellowship (SRF) / Yogoda Satsanga Society (YSS) of India. A chief disciple of the Bengali yoga guru Swami Sri Yukteswar Giri, he was sent by his lineage to spread the teachings of yoga to the West, to prove the unity between Eastern and Western religions and to preach a balance between Western material growth and Indian spirituality. His long-standing influence in the American yoga movement, and especially the yoga culture of Los Angeles, led him to be considered by yoga experts as the "Father of Yoga in the West." Jooga on lännessä suosittu naisten jumppamuoto, kun siinä ei hypitä niin että tissit hölskyy. Venytellään vaan kissamaisesti lattialla, ei tarvi hikoilla eikä välttämättä käydä jumpan päälle edes suihkussa, jos on kiire.
ellauri051.html on line 403: Lo! where the monks walk in advance, bearing the cross on high! Kas! Karkuun juoxee edeltä mielenosoittajat kyltit tanassa!
ellauri060.html on line 891: Sixpä covid leviääkin brittipubien singsong-illoissa ja hurrien julmyysissä niin äkäseen. EAT EAT FUCK FUCK will soon KILL KILL the monkey bastards.
ellauri061.html on line 231: Oberon on aika luikero, kärkäs apina ja rietas babiaani. Meddling monkey ja busy ape. Se jää vaklaamaan kun Dimitri ja Helena hiippaa paikalle. Mua vedät, kovakiskoinen maneitti! (varmaan mangneetti. Alkutextissä seisoo adamantti.) Mä olen pikku koirasi Dimitri, mankuu Helena. Jahka kuluu yrki. (Yrki? Se on tovi, se löytyi Lönnrotin sanakirjasta.)
ellauri061.html on line 1133: Kuten saattoi arvata, fiktiivisen Silja Laaxon kanssa tulee pornoa. Tän kai pitäs olla kaunoa, muze on vaan ihan tavallista Jallua. Kiitos ehkäisypillerien nää ei enää ketään hätkäytä. Haukotellen käännetään vaan sivua. Pakkopullaa kirjanmyynnin edistämisex, ikävystyneisyyden vaimentamisex. Central park zoo with sad monkey sex.
ellauri073.html on line 290: Ei helvatti! Joko (siis joskus 00-luvun lopulla, Nyt-liitteen turina on vlta 2019) tää monkey business on levinnyt Perä-Varkauteen saakka!? Perhanan punapyllypaviaani loikkii Ahlströmin savupiipun alla, aivan erehdyttävästi Korkeasaaren apinalinnan takavuosien asukkien näköinenkin. Ja poinzit on ne samat talousliberaalipupinat kuin sen apinoimilla matkasaarnaajilla.
ellauri073.html on line 348: Tiezä mikä mua tässä monkey bisnexessä shokeeraa eniten? Se, että tää apinameemi esiintyy KAIKILLA tän sortin apinoilla ihan 100% samana!!! Se tukee mun hypoteesia, että oikeesti erilaisia termiittiapinoita on enintään parin apinan käsien sormilla laskettava määrä. Loppu on vaan kontextia, kuten Herb Simon hyvin oivalsi.
ellauri083.html on line 415: What is your monkey question?
ellauri092.html on line 322: Holiness is thus not so much an abstract or mystic idea, as a regulative principle in the everyday lives of men and women. Holiness is thus attained not by flight from the world, nor by monk-like renunciation of human relationships of family or station, but by the spirit in which we fulfill the obligations of life in its simplest and commonest details: in this way – by doing justly, loving mercy, and walking humbly with our God in everyday life. Or laying down prostrate knickers down when the knobbly heads of the elders tell us so. Kitty loves me yes I know, cause his purring tells me so. Is that there a test tube in your pockezes, or are you just so glad to see me?
ellauri094.html on line 66: Kuopion liito-oravaongelma on kasvanut niin suureksi, että kaupungin, Pohjois-Savon Ely-keskuksen ja Pohjois-Savon liiton karvalakkilähetystö kävi kuluvana syksynä ympäristöministeriössä monkumassa asiasta. Siipioravareuhkat päässä koko remmillä.
ellauri107.html on line 469: He had, with indignation at the criticism of Zenith, skimmed through a report in which the notorious pessimist Seneca Doane, the radical lawyer, asserted that to throw boys and young girls into a bull-pen crammed with men suffering from syphilis, delirium tremens, and insanity was not the perfect way of educating them. He had controverted the report by growling, “Folks that think a jail ought to be a bloomin' Hotel Thornleigh make me sick. If people don't like a jail, let 'em behave 'emselves and keep out of it. Besides, these reform cranks always exaggerate.” That was the beginning and quite completely the end of his investigations into Zenith's charities and corrections; and as to the “vice districts” he brightly expressed it, “Those are things that no decent man monkeys with. Besides, smatter fact, I'll tell you confidentially: it's a protection to our daughters and to decent women to have a district where tough nuts can raise cain. Keeps 'em away from our own homes.”
ellauri109.html on line 557: His habits were those of a monk: spartan diet and furnishings, regular exercise, crew-neck sweaters, sensible shoes, and strict hours. If he was not in his studio by nine, he would think, “Malamud has already been at it for two hours.”
ellauri109.html on line 751: Dryden is believed to be the first person to posit that English sentences should not end in prepositions because Latin sentences cannot end in prepositions. What an idiot. Too much monkey business for me to be involved in.
ellauri119.html on line 71: Examples of holy in a Sentence: a holy relic worm by one of the saints, the holy monk spent many hours on his knees in prayer.
ellauri119.html on line 420: Love encompasses a range of strong and positive emotional and mental states, from the most sublime virtue or good habit, the deepest interpersonal affection, to the simplest pleasure. An example of this range of meanings is that the love of a mother differs from the love of a spouse, which differs from the love of food. A minority of monkeys fuck their relatives, but such monkey business still happens. Few people fuck their food, with Philip Roth as a notable exception. Most commonly, love refers to a feeling of strong attraction and emotional attachment. You are so cute I could eat you! Eat my shorts!
ellauri131.html on line 309: That faith in God gives meaning and purpose to monkey life.
ellauri131.html on line 684: He admits he's an "imperfect human being", but vehemently denies he's a reckless, irresponsible, & malicious prick. Robbins released a $500 video saying that while he's a "better monkey being" now than when he was "in his 20s or 30s," he "never claimed to be perfect."
ellauri131.html on line 947: He believed that his morals are a natural laws, and that God, the Creator and Father of us all, is the source of them, and also the source of monkey conscience. I believe that to the degree people live by this inspired conscience, they will grow to fulfill their natures; to the degree that they do not, they will not fly on the animal plane." As Joseph Smith announced in 1844:
ellauri133.html on line 75: Geography. If I had wanted to know that Granard was in the midlands and had 1200 inhabitants, I would have bought an atlas. I wanted to read about people doing interesting things. Interesting monkeys doing interesting monkey things, like fleecing, hooting, or masturbating in a tree. Yep, who cares which tree.
ellauri133.html on line 79: There are fashions in writing, just as there are in clothes. The modern trend, particularly for genre or YA fiction, but increasingly in literary fiction too, is to start the story with the main character on the first page, and to start with the inciting incident. No backstory before chapter three, and then pare it to the bone. "YA" most likely stands for young adult. There hardly is a brand of monkeys that are stupider than young adults. Except YA writers. Give them a dildo and it will keep them occupied for hours.
ellauri140.html on line 168: Idleness (M) (Sloth) – Described in the poem as "sluggish", Idleness rides a slow donkey, wears a monk's hood or priestly vest, and carries a book of prayer. However, the characteristics associating Idleness with a monk are not traditional of this vice. Jeesuxella oli aasi, ja Shrekillä. Niin ja Huan Hose Ramon Jimenezillä, nimeltä Harmo. Ihaa ei ollut laiska vaan masentunut.
ellauri140.html on line 180: Nää on selkeästi moraalisia vikoja, koska ne koskee aappalauman yhteispeliä. Apina joka ei tunne paikkaansa, koittaa ottaa yhteisestä laarista enemmän kuin sille kuuluu nokintajärjestyxessä, käyttäen apinanraivoa ja monkey bisnestä ihan väärässä paikassa. Ikävä vaan et Spenser taas projektoi nää apinan puutteet fellow elukoihin. (Jos ne edes on nyt puutteita muiden kuin hopeaselkien kirjoissa, Darwinilla tuskin on niihin nokan koputtamista. Kyseessähän on vaan vanha kilpailu eusosiaalisten ja erakoiden elukoiden välillä. Molemmilla on puolesa, kuten sanoi Sirkka-täti, se isänpuoleinen.) On ymmärrettävää mix ylpeys mainitaan ensimmäisenä, sillä nöyrä hoxaa sanomattakin että suutarin paikka on lestin ääressä. (Snob on muuten tarkoittanut suutarin alasinta, kuten on todettu jo toisaalla.)
ellauri141.html on line 800: Dag Hammarskjöld was committed to the arts. Though temperamentally a loner, and introvert, and a bachelor throughout his life (oliko se homo? Det finns inga bevis för att Dag Hammarskjöld var homosexuell. Misstankar verkar dock ha funnits: Eftersom han levde ensam började rykten spridas om att han skulle vara homosexuell och hans motståndare använde detta för att smutskasta honom), he would invite intellectuals and artists, the best of New York’s bohemia, to his Upper East Side apartment where he kept a pet, an African monkey called Greenback. People he invited to his generous dinners included the poet Carl Sandburg, the novelist John Steinbeck, the poet WH Auden, the diplomat George Kennan. Auden was the translator of Hammarskjöld’s posthumously published book of observations, ideas and poems called Waymarks. Hammarskjöld used his influence to get the poet Ezra Pound out of mental hospital. Back in Sweden, he inherited his father’s chair at the Swedish academy when the man died in 1953. The Swedish academy is the body that awards the Nobel Prize in literature. Hammarskjöld was instrumental in getting the rather obscure but doubtless brilliant French poet Saint John Perse his Nobel prize in 1960. He would sketch out the arguments for Perse’s candidacy during translation breaks at UN Security Council meetings.
ellauri143.html on line 127: Herman Hessellä oli tähän liittyen romsku nimeltä Siddartha. Sidh tarkoittaa osumista. Artha bisnestä. Purusha tarkoittaa termiittiapinaa. Eli purusa-artha on monkey business, ja Siddartha on hit business. Sillä alallahan Hermannikin oli.
ellauri143.html on line 952: As monk or devotee, through every hindrance making way,
ellauri144.html on line 374: Ei hemmetti, Phil tosiaankin luulee olevansa jotakin, tollanen luttamuna besserwisseri setämies. Kolme eliittirunoa on aina enemmän kuin nolla. Mutta, se on myönnettävä, sen ja Apinan monkey business Vermontissa on paikoin huvittavaa, vaikka päättyy nolosti.
ellauri151.html on line 87: Gertrude eventually gets an operation to repair her eyesight and, having gained the ability to see, realizes that she loves Jacques and not the pastor. However, in the meantime Jacques has renounced his love for her, converted to Catholicism and become a monk. Gertrude attempts suicide by jumping into a river, but this fails and she's rescued but luckily contracts pneumonia. She realizes that the pastor is an old man, and the man that punctured her when she was blind was Jacques. She tells the pastor this shortly before her death.
ellauri151.html on line 118: Gide had a half satanic, half monk-like mien; he put one in mind of portraits of Baudelaire. Withal there was something exotic about him. He would appear in a red waistcoat, black velvet jacket and beige-coloured trousers and, in lieu of collar and tie, a loosely knotted scarf. (Frizuliina.)
ellauri153.html on line 256: During the Iraq War, at least 189,000 people died directly from the war. This does not include the hundreds of thousands who died due to war-related hardships. Morocco offered the United States 2,000 monkeys trained in detonating land mines during the Iraq War. In 2002, the US government estimated that the Iraq War would cost $50-60 billion.
ellauri153.html on line 326: the world reaches its telos. Who cares what the monkeys think. Dog knows best.
ellauri153.html on line 353: win as Leviathan is defeated, there are no undefeated challenges and Job lives a happy life. Forget the 7 senselessly killed monkey pups and some 10K dead slaves and other animals who nobody cared a shit about anyway.
ellauri160.html on line 62: And I tried to hear the monkeys in your lofty far-off sky. The monkeys make sorrowful noise overhead.
ellauri162.html on line 825: In 2010, the Christian apologetics website True Free Thinker wrote: "Scienceblogger Chad Orzel described the commentators on PZ Myers ' Scienceblogs.com site Pharyngula, and other Scienceblogs.com commentators, as 'screechy monkeys'."
ellauri163.html on line 104: Amoriitit. Vanhat vihamiehet. Hammurabi oli amoriitti. Sieltä Moosexenkin monkey business oli peräisin.
ellauri163.html on line 750: Another study found that the higher the autism score, the less likely the person was to believe in God, with the link partially explained by theory of mind. In other words, the better someone felt at understanding other minds, the more fervent their belief in God, who reads everybody´s mind. (Sometimes I wonder what kind of mind God must have, when s/he has to simultaneously concentrate on several gigamonkeys worth of personal requests. I bet s/he is fascinated by numbers. S/He never says "all our service representatives are busy at this moment, please hold without hanging up the phone.")
ellauri181.html on line 384: What idiots! And these monkeys test the rest? Yep!
ellauri182.html on line 166: Jōdo Shinshū (浄土真宗, "Puhdas maa tosi oppi"), also known as Shin Buddhism or True Pure Land Buddhism, is a school of Pure Land Buddhism. It was founded by the former Tendai Japanese monk Shinran.
ellauri182.html on line 167: Shinran left Mount Hiei to study under Hōnen for the next six years. Hōnen (1133–1212) another ex-Tendai monk, left the tradition in 1175 to found his own sect, the Jōdo-shū or "Pure Land School". From that time on, Shinran considered himself, even after exile, a devout disciple of Hōnen rather than a founder establishing his own, distinct True Pure Land school.
ellauri182.html on line 171: During this period, Hōnen taught the new nembutsu-only practice to many people in Kyoto society and amassed a substantial following but also came under increasing criticism by the Buddhist establishment there. Among his strongest critics was the monk Myōe and the temples of Enryaku-ji and Kōfuku-ji. The latter continued to criticize Hōnen and his followers even after they pledged to behave with good conduct and to not slander other Buddhists.
ellauri182.html on line 191: Many Pure Land Buddhist schools in the time of Shinran felt that birth in the Pure Land was a literal rebirth that occurred only upon death, and only after certain preliminary rituals. Elaborate rituals were used to guarantee rebirth in the Pure Land, including a common practice wherein the fingers were tied by strings to a painting or image of Amida Buddha. From the perspective of Jōdo Shinshū such rituals actually betray a lack of trust in Amida Buddha, relying on jiriki ("self-power"), rather than the tariki or "other-power" of Amida Buddha. Such rituals also favor those who could afford the time and energy to practice them or possess the necessary ritual objects—another obstacle for lower-class individuals. For Shinran Shonin, who closely followed the thought of the Chinese monk Tan-luan, the Pure Land is synonymous with nirvana.
ellauri185.html on line 367: At the age of seven, he wanted to be a monk, and prayed fervently that his parents, who had by then lost their faith, should return to it.
ellauri194.html on line 250: Early Christian writers (e.g. Eusebius) frequently identified Gog and Magog with the Romans and their emperor. After the Empire became Christian, Ambrose (d. 397) identified Gog with the Goths, Jerome (d. 420) with the Scythians, and Jordanes (died c. 555) said that Goths, Scythians and Amazons were all the same; he also cited Alexander's gates in the Caucasus. The Byzantine writer Procopius said it was the Huns Alexander had locked out, and a Western monk named Fredegar seems to have Gog and Magog in mind in his description of savage hordes from beyond Alexander's gates who had assisted the Byzantine emperor Heraclius (610–641) against the Muslim Saracens.
ellauri194.html on line 252: As one nomadic people followed another on the Eurasian steppes, so the identification of Gog and Magog shifted. In the 9th and 10th centuries these kingdoms were identified by some with the lands of the Khazars, a Turkic people whose leaders had converted to Judaism and whose empire dominated Central Asia–the 9th-century monk Christian of Stavelot referred to Gazari, said of the Khazars that they were "living in the lands of Gog and Magog" and noted that they were "circumcised and observing all [the laws of] Judaism". Arab traveler ibn Fadlan also reported of this belief, writing around 921 he recorded that "Some hold the opinion that Gog and Magog are the Khazars".
ellauri196.html on line 858: Popular art has infinite roads in front of it because the population of the world is in continuous growth. But its limit is absolute void, as the monkey population eventually drives itself into extinction and dies out.
ellauri206.html on line 88: As a result, poorer countries are experiencing their slowest growth in a generation, while middle-income nations are denied debt relief despite surging poverty levels. Most of the world’s poor are women and girls, who are paying a high price in lost healthcare, education and jobs. WTF Gutierres, don't you notice what 4 letter turd you just dropped from your upper sphincter? Grow!? Is this a time for the monkey plague to grow, do you think?
ellauri206.html on line 109: “Our personal information is being exploited to control or manipulate us, change our behaviours, violate our human rights, and undermine democratic institutions. Our choices are taken away from us without us even knowing it”, he said. The most efficient propaganda machine ever, mainlining western capitalist g***th values straight into tiny monkey brains.
ellauri216.html on line 558: St Macarius glorified God and said, “In truth, the Lord seeks neither virgins nor married women, and neither monks nor laymen, but values a person’s free intent, accepting it as the deed itself. He grants to everyone’s free will the grace of the Holy Spirit, which operates in an individual and directs the life of all who yearn to be saved.”
ellauri216.html on line 1100: 26. marraskuuta ja 9. joulukuuta 1939 (vanhan tyylin mukaan) suoritettiin ensimmäiset Neuvostoliiton ilmahyökkäykset Valaamaan. Joulukuussa 1939 evakuointi Valaamasta aloitettiin. 20. joulukuuta 1939 sairaita ja vanhuksia munkkeja sekä aloittelijoita ja naisia vietiin pois saarelta. 28. joulukuuta 1939 tapahtui toinen evakuointiaalto. Näiden kahden aallon aikana evakuoidut (136 henkilöä) sijoitettiin koulurakennuksiin 120 km Jyväskylästä pohjoiseen. 6. helmikuuta 1940 tapahtui uusi evakuointi - kaikki munkit ja apotti lähtivät armeijan kuorma-autoihin, jättäen luostariin viisi henkilöä: kaksi hierojamonkkia (suomalaisten ortodoksisten sotilaiden hoitoon), hierojamonkki Simforian (Matveev), noviisi insinööri Vladimir Kudrjavtsev, höyrylaiva "Sergius"-munkin kapteeni Irakli (Maikevich).
ellauri216.html on line 1103: Evakuoidut munkit veivät mukanaan kaiken arvokkaimman, mukaan lukien alkuperäisen Valaamin Jumalanäidin ikonin (ikonimaalari - Hieromonk Alipy. maailmassa - Aleksei Konstantinov), muita pyhäkköjä ja kelloja (meidän aikanamme kirkkojen välinen neuvotteluja alkuperäisen Valaamin Jumalanäidin ikonin palauttamisesta Valaamin luostariin on käyty ROC ja FOC yli 20 vuoden ajan). 18. maaliskuuta 1940 Laatokan vesillä soi 12 harvinaista kirkastuskatedraalin suuren kellon iskua, jotka ilmoittivat luostarin elinkaaren päättymisestä. Munkit asettuivat asumaan Heinäveden kaupunkiin Papinniemen kartanolle, jonne he perustivat Uuden Valamon luostarin. Ulkomailta saatiin lahjoituksia luostarin jälleenrakentamiseen - 25 629,25 markkaa Tolstoi-rahastolta ja (22. kesäkuuta 1940) - 50 000 markkaa paavilta. Evakuoinnin aikaan luostarin veljiä oli 173 henkilöä, joista 123 oli talonpoikia, 23 kaupunkilaisia, kaksi papistoa ja kaksi perinnöllistä aatelista. Melkein kaikki olivat lukutaitoisia - puolilukutaitoisia oli vain 14.
ellauri216.html on line 1125: Joulukuun 13. päivänä 1989. apostoli Andreas Ensikutsutun muistopäivänä, kuusi munkkia astui saarelle: Hieromonkit Varsonofy (Kapralov). Gerontius (Fedorenko). Photius (Begal). Hierodeacon Seraphim (Gordeev). noviisit Leonid Makarov ja Vadim Erlich. Saapuneet asukkaat majoitettiin Invaliditalon entiseen pidätyskeskukseen. Jumalanpalvelukset jatkuivat kirkossa Pyhän Sergiuksen ja Valaamin Hermanin nimissä. Valaalle perustettiin alusta alkaen tiukasti lakisääteiset palvelut, Valaam-laulu herätettiin henkiin.
ellauri216.html on line 1141: Apotti piispa Pankratyn tietojen mukaan vuonna 2011 luostarissa asui yhteensä 217 henkilöä sketet ja maatilat mukaan lukien. Näistä 37 hieromonkia, 12 hierodiakonia, 89 munkkia, 19 nailonsukkanoviisia, 60 noviisia. 30–40 työntekijää työskentelee jatkuvasti luostarissa.
ellauri219.html on line 585: To a large degree, "Pelagianism" was defined by its opponent Augustine, and exact definitions remain elusive. Although Pelagianism had considerable support in the contemporary Christian world, especially among the Roman elite and monks, it was attacked by Augustine and his supporters, who had opposing views on grace, predestination and free will. Augustine proved victorious in the Pelagian controversy; Pelagianism was decisively condemned at the 418 Council of Carthage and is still regarded as heretical by the Roman Catholic Church and Eastern Orthodox Church. Burn in hell Pelagius, go jump in the fiery lake! Vitun humanisti!
ellauri220.html on line 269: | Brother Mike | Brother Mike is a monk who works with Sister Edgar and Sister Grace. |
ellauri220.html on line 363: a person of black African descent. See also Macaca (slur). It also gave rise to the racist "monkey chants" in sports.
ellauri220.html on line 379: Porch monkey
ellauri236.html on line 475: Fenner got to his feet. He was surprised Blandish wasn’t a bigger man. Only slightly above middle height, the millionaire seemed puny beside Fenner’s muscular bulk. His eyes gave his face its arresting power and character. Fenner has arresting power on his bulk, and Paula has a caracteristic butt. They were hard, shrewd and alert eyes of a man who has fought his way to the top with no mercy asked nor given. Now this is proper monkey business! Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk in the flesh! Täähän on yhtä mahtavaa kuin Malamudin apinoiden saarella!
ellauri243.html on line 171: 1. Anaconda 2. Baloney pony 3. Birdie 4. Bobby 5. Boonga 6. Cack 7. Choad 8. Choda 9. Chode 10. Chopper 11. Cock 12. Crank 13. Custard launcher 14. Dick 15. Dicklet 16. Diddly 17. Dingaling 18. Ding-a-ling 19. Ding-dong 20. Dinger 21. Dingle 22. Dingus 23. Dingy 24. Dink 25. Dinkle 26. Dipstick 27. Dirk 28. Disco stick 29. Dog bone 30. Dong 31. Donger 32. Donkey Kong 33. Doodle 34. Dork 35. Down 36. Fire hose 37. Fuckpole 38. Gherkin 39. Hairy canary 40. Hammer 41. Hot rod 42. Hooter 43. Jade stalk 44. Jamoke 45. Jigger 46. Jimmy 47. Jock 48. Johnson 49. John Thomas 50. Joystick 51. Kielbasa 52. Knob 53. Lad 54. Langer 55. Lingam 56. Love muscle 57. Love stick 58. Love truncheon 59. Machine 60. Master John Goodfellow 61. Male member 62. Manhood 63. Maypole 64. Meat 65. Meat puppet 66. Meat rod 67. Meatstick 68. Meat stick 69. Member 70. Membrum virile 71. Nature’s scythe 72. Old chap 73. One-eyed trouser snake 74. Organ 75. Package 76. Pecker 77. Peen 78. Pee-pee 79. Pee-wee 80. Pego 81. Penis 82. Peter 83. Phallus 84. Pickle 85. Piece 86. Pike 87. Pingas 88. Pink cigar 89. Pintle 90. Pipe 91. Pisser 92. Pizzle 93. Plonker 94. Pork sword 95. Prick 96. Pud 97. Putz 98. P-word 99. Python 100. Ramrod 101. Rape tool 102. Rod 103. Root 104. Rutter 105. Salami 106. Sausage 107. Schlong 108. Schmuck 109. Sex tool 110. Shaft 111. Shlong 112. Shmekl 113. Skin flute 114. Snake 115. Snausage 116. Spitstick 117. Stretcher 118. Swipe 119. Tadger 120. Tagger 121. Tail 122. Tallywacker 123. Tarse 124. Thing 125. Thingy 126. Third leg 127. Todger 128. Tool 129. Trouser monkey 130. Trouser snake 131. Truncheon 132. Tube steak 133. Unit 134. Virile member 135. Wang 136. Weapon 137. Wee-wee 138. Weenie 139. Weeny 140. Whang 141. Wick 142. Widgie 143. Widdler 144. Wiener 145. Willie 146. Willy 147. Wingwang 148. Winkle 149. Winky 150. Yard 151. Ying-yang 152. January Nelson.
ellauri245.html on line 261: First devised and created in the Belgian Congo by King Leopold, son of Queen Victoria. A smooth metallic ball, slightly smaller than a tennis ball in circumference with tiny apertures along its contours. Made of gold, GAL-TAN, and steel, the ball is a minor feat of engineering. An additional small opening reveals a looped wire. The ball is placed in the victim´s mouth. When the wire is pulled, 24 tiny termite monkey antennae jut out from the ball, causing it to lodge itself in the mouth. At this point, though not overly painful, the victim cannot remove the ball, nor can another extract it for them. With a second pull of the wire, 24 needles erupt outwards from the extended antennae in 24 directions, causing severe damage to throat, cheek, tongue, palate, nasal cavity, etc....the victim will usually bleed out slowly in excruciating pain. How was this used for torture? It usually involved 2 victims. One who who was forced to swallow the ball, and the second who was forced to watch the effects. That second person would usually begin talking quickly about other things. Naah, too sophisticated. A waste on the Congolese niggahs. Cutting hands and feet worked just as well.
ellauri257.html on line 382: But guenons aren't the only amorous apes that have shrugged off sexual norms. There's also the japanese macaque, which have been spotted having sex with deer numerous times. But it now appears it's the female monkeys performing sex acts with the deer by mounting them and thrusting, raportoi brittilehti The Sun.
ellauri269.html on line 114: The sum total of primates in countries not voting against Russia is 4252443816 plus resident monkeys, which is way more than half of the simian population of the Earth.
ellauri269.html on line 181: Munkki (engl. monk) on Mists of Pandaria -lisäosassa ilmestynyt hybridiluokka. Heidän taitonsa perustuvat joko aseiden kera tai ilman niitä toimiviin taistelulajeihin. Munkit ammentavat voimaa chi-energiasta, joita saa chi-siemenistä. He pystyvät sekä vahingoittamaan vastustajia että puolustamaan tai parantamaan muita.
ellauri272.html on line 65: Romaani on saanut Suomessa huomiota ja sen meemit ovat innoittaneet suomalaisnuoria muodikkaisiin sidontaleikkeihin. Partioaitan solmukirjat menivät hetkisen kuumille kiville kuin Manne Salmisen nailonpaidat Simonkadulla. Kauppa kävi kuin siimaa.
ellauri275.html on line 87: Iljan kamuja oli Fr. Peter Kharischirashvili, georgialainen hierojamonkki, joka kuului entiseen San Lazzaron saaren mehitaristiseen seurakuntaan Konstantinopolissa, ja lähetettiin palvelemaan Gruusian kansan katollisia tarpeita. Pius IX vahvisti seurakunnan 29. toukokuuta 1875.
ellauri277.html on line 264: Gibran has generally been dismissed as sentimental and mawkishly [imelän] mystical. Nevertheless, his works are widely read and are regarded as serious literature by people who do not often read such literature. The unconventional beauty of his language and the moral earnestness of his ideas allow him to speak to a broad audience as only a handful of other twentieth-century American poets have. The sad fact is that a large majority of these monkeys are sentimental and mawkishly mystical.
ellauri323.html on line 135: And I daresay, indeed, that had he never met Zuleika, the irresistible, he would have lived, and at a very ripe old age died, a dandy without reproach. For in him the dandiacal temper had been absolute hitherto, quite untainted and unruffled. He was too much concerned with his own perfection ever to think of admiring any one else. Different from Zuleika, he cared for his wardrobe and his toilet-table not as a means to making others admire him the more, but merely as a means through which he could intensify, a ritual in which to express and realise, his own idolatry. At Eton he had been called “Peacock,” and this nick-name had followed him up to Oxford. It was not wholly apposite, however. For, whereas the peacock is a fool even among birds, the Duke had already taken (besides a particularly brilliant First in Mods) the Stanhope, the Newdigate, the Lothian, and the Gaisford Prize for Greek Verse. And these things he had achieved currente calamo, “wielding his pen,” as Scott said of Byron, “with the easy negligence of a nobleman.” The dandy must be celibate, cloistral; is, indeed, but a monk with a mirror for beads and breviary—an anchorite, mortifying his soul that his body may be perfect.
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ellauri333.html on line 143: Meritorious is obedience to mother and father. Liberality to friends, acquaintances, and relatives, to Brahmanas and Sramanas (L e. Buddhist monks) is meritorious. Abstention from killing animals is meritorious. Moderation in expenditure (and) moderation in possessions are meritorious' (III, D).
ellauri333.html on line 236: The orientalist F. E. Pargiter (1852–1927) theorized that Hanuman was a proto-Dravidian deity. According to this theory, the name "Hanuman" derives from Tamil word for male monkey (ana-mandi), first transformed to "Anumant" – a name which remains in use. "Anumant", according to this hypothesis, was later Sanskritized to "Hanuman" because the ancient Aryans confronted with a popular monkey deity of ancient Dravidians coopted the concept and then Sanskritized it. According to Murray Emeneau, known for his Tamil linguistic studies, this theory does not make sense because the Old Tamil word mandi in Sangam literature can only mean "female monkey", and Hanuman is male. Further, adds Emeneau, the compound ana-mandi makes no semantic sense in Tamil, which has well developed and sophisticated grammar and semantic rules. The "prominent jaw" etymology, according to Emeneau, is therefore plausible.
ellauri333.html on line 238: The earliest mention of a divine monkey, interpreted by some scholars as the proto-Hanuman, is in hymn 10.86 of the Rigveda, dated to between 1500 and 1200 BCE. The twenty-three verses of the hymn are a metaphorical and riddle-filled legend. It is presented as a dialogue between multiple characters: the god Indra, his wife Indrani and an energetic monkey it refers to as Virzakapi and his wife Kapi. Ngapa kapi kuyu. The hymn opens with Indrani complaining to Indra that some of the soma offerings for Indra have been allocated to the energetic and strong monkey, and the people are forgetting Indra. The king of the gods, Indra, responds by telling his wife that the living being (monkey) that bothers her is to be seen as a friend, and that they should make an effort to coexist peacefully. The hymn closes with all agreeing that they should come together in Indra's house and share the wealth of the offerings.
ellauri333.html on line 243: In India, it is now openly acknowledged that the state is capitalist. That it is also male may not be openly stated as such, but is getting clearer by the day. And now a new belligerent face of Hanuman, replacing the earlier one of a genial monkey god, erupts through this fissure. According to reports, Karan Acharya, a 29-year-old graphic designer from Kerala now based in Mangaluru, generated this image of an angry Hanuman playfully and for free for his friends. And yes, he was very pleased when he heard that Prime Minister Narendra Modi had appreciated the new-look Hanuman at an election rally in Karnataka earlier this month.
ellauri333.html on line 261: Similar to the Angry Hanuman transformation, in the 1990s, the familiar Ram holding his bow and standing casually next to his happy family became a lone militant warrior, all flying hair and drawn arrow. The Rath Yatra followed, replicating this motif, and as it reached its crescendo, the Babri Masjid in Ayodhya was demolished by a self-proclaimed Vaanar Sena (monkey army) wielding trishuls. In the Angry Hanuman, we may well be seeing a genial, well-loved icon being transformed into a militant killer, a hominid that might have shared a cave with his now enemy for long. Samuel Taylor Coleridge once wrote in a notebook, “The Prince of Darkness is a Gentleman.” The first fratricidal weapon, as the Bible scholar Bruce Chatwin reminds us, was seen around 10,000 BC, when Citizen Kane the farmer brother crushed a hoe through his brother hunter-gatherer Li'l Abner’s skull.
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ellauri372.html on line 114: milesne Crassi coniuge barbara Crassuxen stm kaa Barbara-vaimonko
ellauri383.html on line 43: In Ancient Rome, the punishment for killing one's own father was the death penalty. It involved being sewn into a leather sack along with a variety of vicious animals, such as a chicken, a snake, a monkey, or a dog. Then, having reached the banks of the Tiber, he was thrown into the icy waters of the river. This execution method was called “Poena cullei" (Latin, 'penalty of the sack').
ellauri389.html on line 302: Just as the Christian God determines what is right and wrong for many if not all monkeys around the world, Nature serves this purpose for the narrator. He is, in this tender moment, directing his monologue not to her but to his sister, Dorothy. They are extraordinarily close and he wishes to share with her his adoration for Nature. He is searching for a way to make his sister understand that placing your heart within the hands of Nature is without risk. She should feel the “mountain-winds” on her skin and not resist them.
ellauri399.html on line 120: In October 1973, Watts returned from a European lecture tour to his cabin in Druid Heights, California. Friends of Watts had been concerned about him for some time over his alcoholism. On 16 November 1973, at age 58, he died in the Mandala House in Druid Heights. He was reported to have been under treatment for a heart condition. Before authorities could attend, his body was whisked away from his home and cremated on a wood pyre at a nearby beach by Buddhist monks. Mark Watts relates that Watts was cremated on Muir Beach at 8:30 am after being discovered deceased at 6:00 am. He had it all planned. The trick about living is to know when to stop.
ellauri399.html on line 180: He once said, "I don't use religion for business but I use business principles in religion." You can say that again. Kas ainut työni tarkoitus / on raha, eikä synnin karkoitus. Viis sieluista: kun ruumis kuopataan / niin sielu menköön vaikka mustikkaan! Today, there are hundreds of SRF meditation groups and centers around the world that serve tens of thousands of members. He also worked to develop living exemplars of his teachings by setting up a monastic order within SRF that now includes more than 250 monks and nuns dedicated to their own pursuit of soul-unfoldment (monks) and to serving in missionary position (nuns).
xxx/ellauri027.html on line 314: The brilliant scientist-turned-monk-turned-recluse-turned-New-Age-celebrity, whose ideas changed everything for so many people (myself included), devolved into the butt of another New Age joke. How the mighty have fallen.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 143: After fourteen years of forced labor in a gulag for the dishonor inflicted on his country in his previous adventure, Kazakh journalist Borat Sagdiyev is released by his country's president, Nursultan Nazarbayev, with a mission to deliver Kazakh Minister of Culture (and Kazakhstan's most famous porn actor) Johnny the Monkey to President Donald Trump in an attempt to redeem the nation. Unable to get close to Trump after defecating in the landscaping of Trump International Hotel and Tower in the previous film, Borat opts to give the monkey to Vice President Mike Pence. Before he leaves, he discovers that his arch nemesis neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay, has stolen his family and home, and that he has a fifteen-year-old daughter, Tutar, who lives in his barn.
xxx/ellauri086.html on line 486: New Yorkin Kirjarevyy paljasti viime sunnuntaina v 2016 että Claudio Gatti, 7 päivää-lehden sydäntään tutkisteleva toimittaja, raportoi, että Ms. Raja sai hurjasti pätäkkää Ms. Ferrantelta kun Ferranten kirjat alkoi mennä kuumille kiville kuin Olavi "Manne" Salmisen nailonpaidat Simonkadun puodissa takavuosina. Maalaisäijät osti niitä kaupunkireissuilla, kun se oli lähin kauppa linja-autoasemalta tullessa. Kauppa käy kuin siimaa, sanoi Manne ja lyllersi kaupan takahuoneesta jossa se oli Ansun kanssa mussuttamassa HK:n sinistä. (Röyh) syömässä.
xxx/ellauri103.html on line 497: "Child labor and forced labor have no place in a developed and civilized society." Fuck of course they do! And an all-important one! However else could us monkeys in the West afford to buy new dirt cheap fashion rags every time we round the shops? What would civilized society be without trendy fashion clothes? Are we some kind of apes that use the same fur year in year out? No way Jose!
xxx/ellauri122.html on line 914: Ender suffers greatly from the isolation, rivalry, pressure, and fear that's present in this artificial community of young soldiers. Never even heard of this piece of shit. Sounds like the teenage girlie assassin series that had a honeysucking film based on it, Hunger Games. Insect like aliens, my foot. Termite like monkeys are much worse.
xxx/ellauri123.html on line 569: That´s what us monkeys are like: we love rules and we like getting spanked too. Makes us feel better apes, holier than thou anyway.
xxx/ellauri125.html on line 559: to feel obliged to give up his theory that the monkey was the
xxx/ellauri125.html on line 561: too hasty. The monkey is the only animal, except man, that
xxx/ellauri125.html on line 788: Live Through This was released on Geffen's subsidiary label DGC on April 12, 1994, one week after Cobain's death from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in the Seattle home he shared with Love, who was in rehab in Los Angeles at the time. In the following months, Love was rarely seen in public, holing up at her home with friends and family members. Cobain's remains were cremated and his ashes divided into portions by Love, who kept some in a teddy bear and some in an urn. In June 1994, she traveled to the Namgyal Buddhist Monastery in Ithaca, New York and had his ashes ceremonially blessed by Buddhist monks. Another portion was mixed into clay and made into memorial sculptures.
xxx/ellauri126.html on line 481: The Mind & Life Institute is a US-registered, not-for-profit 501(c)(3) organization founded in 1991 to establish the field of contemplative sciences. Based in Charlottesville, Va., the institute “brings science and contemplative wisdom together to better understand the mind and create positive change in the world." Over three decades, Mind & Life has played a key role in the mindfulness meditation movement by funding research projects and think tanks, and by convening conferences and dialogues with the Dalai Lama. Since 2020, Mind & Life's grant-making events and digital programs have sought to nurture personal wellbeing, build more compassionate communities, and strengthen the human-earth connection. And fatten the monks' bank accounts. 1 to lama, 2 to me.
xxx/ellauri127.html on line 713: Chatterton soon conceived the romance of Thomas Rowley, an imaginary monk of the 15th century, and adopted for himself the pseudonym Thomas Rowley for poetry and history. According to psychoanalyst Louise J. Kaplan, his being fatherless played a great role in his imposturous creation of Rowley. The development of his masculine identity was held back by the fact that he was raised by two women: his mother Sarah and his sister Mary.
xxx/ellauri128.html on line 107: Toi Wilden toxinen lopputörähdys löytyy Tarmonkin kokoelmasta. On muistettava että Oscar rakasti pääasiassa poikia.
xxx/ellauri148.html on line 136: So no use trying to pool the monkeys into two races, nice and naughty. They all the same, just like the little girl in the rhyme: When she was good, she was very very good, but when she was bad, she was atrocious. Tää Hessu Hopon eli Longfellowin loru mulla on jo albumissa 48, Kirsi Kunnaan kääntämänä. Joku tämänpäivän poppoo on tehnyt siitä laulun ja väittää että sanat ovat "traditional". Pah. Melkein voisin muuten lyödä vetoa et Henry oli pedofiili.
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 436: Lyyra Häpykielen sammakkomaisen äidin nimi Philip Pullmanin kirjaan His Dark Materials perustuvassa Netflix-sarjassa His Masters Voice on Marisa. Sen lemmikki on toinen ikävänoloinen apina. The malevolent dæmon, represented by a golden sub-nosed monkey, is a cute-but-creepy little beast and is supposed to be male as all daemon’s are the opposite gender to their human. Awkwardly, the BBC realised some viewers may be perturbed to see the monkey’s genitals on their 60 inch HD TV, so Mrs Coulter’s Dæmon has had a subtle gender reassignment. Clitoris peeking out from the labia instead of erect middle figer is offensive in Russia, Ukraina and in the eastern half of the Swedish empire.
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 553: Nicole Kidman played Mrs Coulter in the film adaptation, The Golden Compass. Pullman had previously indicated that he would like to see Kidman play the role. ... Her dæmon was changed from a Golden Monkey to a Golden snub-nosed monkey in order to better reflect the two sides of Coulter´s character.
xxx/ellauri166.html on line 415: Rashi had a tremendous influence on Christian scholars. The French monk Nicolas de Lyre of Manjacoria, who was known as the "ape of Rashi", was dependent on Rashi when writing the 'Postillae Perpetuate' on the Bible. He believed that Rashi's commentaries were the "official repository of Rabbinical tradition" and significant to understanding the Bible. De Lyre also had great influence on Martin Luther.
xxx/ellauri178.html on line 82: Matti Salon mielestä jutkusedät oli liian kosmopoliitteja eivätkä diganneet tarpeexi leffasta. Jokaisella on oma lehmä ojassa paizi minulla. Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey.
xxx/ellauri179.html on line 655: After leaving office, Bryan retained some of his influence within the Democratic Party, but he increasingly devoted himself to religious matters and anti-evolution activism. He opposed Darwinism on religious and humanitarian grounds, most famously in the 1925 Daytona monkey case, aka Scopes Trial. Since his death in 1925, Bryan has elicited mixed reactions from various commentators, but he is widely considered to have been one of the most influential figures of the anthropocenic era.
xxx/ellauri187.html on line 286: Jerome's Against Helvidius (c. 383) paved the way for aspects of future Josephite devotion with his assertion that Joseph was always a virgin. Poor guy. The earliest record of a formal devotional following for Joseph in the Western Church is in the abridged Martyrology of Rheinau in Northern France, which dates to the year 800. References to Joseph as nutritor Domini ("educator/guardian of the Lord") from the 9th to the 14th centuries continued to increase as Mariology developed, and by the 12th century, along with greater devotion to Mary, the writings of the Benedictine monks began to foster a following for Joseph and they inserted his name in their liturgical calendars and their martyrology.
xxx/ellauri208.html on line 455: Kekäs on sit tää Guenon? The guenons (UK: /ɡəˈnɒnz/, US: /ˈɡwɛn.ənz/) are Old World monkeys of the genus Cercopithecus (/ˌsɜːrkəˈpɪθəkəs/). Not all members of this genus have the word "guenon" in their common names; also, because of changes in scientific classification, some monkeys in other genera may have common names that include the word "guenon". Nonetheless, the use of the term guenon for monkeys of this genus is widely accepted. In the English language, the word "guenon" is apparently of French origin. In French, guenon was the common name for all species and individuals, both males and females, from the genus Cercopithecus. In all other monkey and apes species, the French word guenon only designates the females. No ei vaitiskaan, vaan tää:
xxx/ellauri224.html on line 516: Best friends Fred and Barney awaken with hangovers and no memory of the previous night. Their television is on, showing a program about animals using rubble and flintstones as currency to get food. In the program is a monkey nicknamed Andrew. It's the best actor of the film. Pity it only has a cameo role. Their refrigerator is filled with containers of chocolate pudding, and the answering machine contains an angry message from their twin girlfriends Wilma and Betty as to their whereabouts. The two also learn they have almost been fired from their jobs at the quarry. They emerge from their home to find Fred's car missing, and with it their baby girlfriends' first-anniversary presents. This prompts Fred to ask the film's titular question: "Dude, where's my car?"
xxx/ellauri228.html on line 424: Threatening me with destruction, like a monk. Uhkasi mua tuholla kuin munkki.
xxx/ellauri229.html on line 604: Probagandapölinät on sanasta sanaan samat kuin viime sodan aikana. Kaikki muistetaan mutta mitään ei oteta opixi, se on historian monkey bisnestä.
xxx/ellauri230.html on line 492: Gazing serenely over the confluence of the Minjiang, Dadu and Qingyi rivers in Sichuan province, the Giant Buddha of Leshan is one of the most popular tourist spots in China. Carved on the side of a cliff in 713BC, the statue was the idea of a monk called Haithong, who hoped the statue would guide shipping vessels through the rivers’ treacherous currents. Sadly, he ran out of funds and the statue wasn't completed until 90 years later.
xxx/ellauri250.html on line 592: The funeral rites, orchestrated by his widow, were conducted by Buddhist monks. His gravestone reads: "Don't Even Try". That is, you wait, and if nothing happens, you wait some more. It's like a fly high on the wall. You wait for it to come to you. When it gets close enough you reach out, slap out and kill it. Or, if you like its looks, you make a pet out of it, like Kärpyli."
xxx/ellauri281.html on line 272: Tätä eivät aprillipäivänä ovella norkoilleet Jehovan todistajatkaan osanneet sanoa. Se oli Pyhä Simon Kyreneläinen tai El Cirineo, Markuksen, Matteuksen ja Luukkaan evankeliumien mukaan henkilö, joka auttaa joka pääsiäinen kantamaan Jeesuksen ristin Golgataan, kun Jeesuxella ei haba ihan riittänyt. Jeesuxella ei ollut rinta kuin ryövärillä, Hän oli pikemminkin hintelä ruipelo. Missä hänet myöhemmin ristiinnaulittiin? Ai Simonko? Ei vaan Jeesus, hömelö. No Golgatalla Golgatalla. Sanotaan, että hän ”tuli puskista”, Kyrenen poika siis, Kyrene oli antiikin aikainen kaupunki ja kaupunkivaltio Kyrenaikassa Libyassa. Sen arkeologinen alue sijaitsee lähellä nykyistä Shahhatin kaupunkia. Mitä libyalaishäiskä teki juutalaisten pellolla? Markuksen evankeliumissa häntä kutsutaan ”Aleksanterin ja Rufuksen isäksi” Eli kenenkä?
xxx/ellauri292.html on line 111: Saint Tekla was an Ethiopian saint and monk mostly venerated as a hermit. He was the Abuna of Ethiopia who founded a major monastery in his native province of Shewa. He is significant for being the only Ethiopian saint popular both amongst Ethiopians and outside that country. Tekle Haymanot "is the only Ethiopian saint celebrated officially in foreign churches such as Rome and Egypt." His feast day is 30 August (Nehasə 24 in Ethiopian calendar), and the 24th day of every month in the Ethiopian calendar is dedicated to Tekle Haymanot.
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