ellauri014.html on line 272: Koitan tässä kertoa mitä Julie-kirjassa oikeen tapahtuu. Tai ei oikeestaan kiinnosta sen juoni, eikä siinä olekaan kummoistakaan juonta sen enempää kuin uudemmissakaan saippuaopperoissa tai izehoitokirjoissa, samanlaista suoltoa tyyliin kuinkas sitten kävikään. Tales to thrill striped-ass baboons. (Sen nimistä lehteä luki Fabulous Freak Brothersin stetsonpäinen kaveri 70-luvun underground-sarjixessa.)
ellauri082.html on line 487: Viihdetuubassa on aivan käsittämättömiä sekopäisyyxiä, vesipäisiä naisia joilla on kaulakoruina kuolleita lokkeja ja sen seizemän ihmisraatoa mitä mielikuvituxellisimmin paloiteltuna kuin jotain kiinalaisia vihannexia. Tales to thrill striped ass baboons. Mikä näitä kumikauloja oikein vaivaa? Tiedänhän mä sen: tylsistyminen. Mulle henk koht riittää ruokkia pikkulintuja jänixiä ja mixei myös rottia. Ne on kaikki nekin osa luontoa. Muttei niitä siitä syystä tarvi palvoa. Senkun elää niin että jää toisillekin vielä tilaa elellä. Ja tarkoitan nyt ennen kaikkea tota kierrätystä ja noita karvaisia ja höyhenpukuisia frendejä.
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Describing an average day in the life of your character. No, it won’t give us deep insight into her personality, it’s just boring. Start the story where your character’s life gets interesting. Fuck you, only idiots with a boring life want stories apt to tickle striped-ass baboons.
ellauri182.html on line 328: Meanwhile, the chimpanzees did not show signs of effort - despite failing to complete the tasks. Well at least the baboons don't.
ellauri203.html on line 673: Ja tää on muka maailmankirjallisuuden helmiä. Onkohan kriitikot kaikki pervoja ? Lukijoista iso osa ainakin. Tickled first like striped-ass baboons and then bored again. Bored-again Christians. Fabulous freaky Brothersin uudelleen lämmitys 2020-luvulla on takuulla pannukakku, paha lässähdys.
ellauri266.html on line 333: For fertilization to take place, certain interindividual processes must take place: male and female must get each other´s attention, stimulate each other, secure each other´s cooperation or at least compliance, until the female (or male) finally assumes the appropriate position for receiving the sperm. This known as courtship. Mm, I´m getting the hots by just saying this. General semantics must surely have something to contribute to human sexuality. Mobility increases intelligence, that must be why the in-out moving human male is more intelligent than the female. The adult male is capable of being sexually aroused with or without provocation at practically any time. No wonder females prefer smelly company to no company at all. Except in a KZ lager they tend to lose interest, says Morris Gombinder in Shadows on the Hudson. Desmond Morris has an ingenious argument about the relation of a man´s sexuality to his way of life. "The naked ape is the sexiest man alive!", he says, and means it. "In baboons", he says, "the time from mounting to ejaculation is max 8 seconds, a goldfish´s attention span. Our ladies would never be satisfied with that!" Specialized organs such as lips, ear-lobes, nipples, breasts and genitals are richly endowed with things to lick and suck. Sorry folks, now I just have to take a break for a quick wank, I´m really gettting uncomfortably erect. Thank you. The sexually attractive parts are predominantly at the front, except the arse. Face-to-face sex is personalized sex, said the missionary. From the back you don´t really know who you are interacting with.
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xxx/ellauri304.html on line 407: Genre fiction, also known as popular fiction, is a term used in the book-trade for fictional works written with the intent of fitting into a specific literary genre, in order to appeal to striped-ass baboons and fans already familiar with that genre. A number of major literary figures have written genre fiction. John Banville publishes crime novels as Benjamin Black, and both Doris Lessing and Margaret Atwood have written science fiction. Georges Simenon, the creator of the Maigret detective novels, has been described by André Gide as "the most novelistic of novelists in French literature", and the one who has made most money and scored most arse with it. The main genres are crime, fantasy, romance, science fiction and horror—as well as perhaps Western, inspirational and historical fiction.
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