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ellauri033.html on line 809: Unlucky Alf on Ruuvit löysällä-skezisarjan fiktiivinen henkilö, jota esitti Paul Whitehouse. Alfilla on vitusti onnea, mutta kaikki huonoa. Sen yrityxet säätää yhtä vanhan leskirouvan kaa epäonnistuu kerta toisensa jälkeen: lintu kakkaa sen päähän; kuorma-auto roiskuttaa sen päälle lokaa; välikohtaus leidin kissan kaa; ja lopulta leidi kannetaan ulos jalat edellä ennenkuin Alf pääsee asiaan. Kerran sen talosta tuli sähköansa. Kerran se ennusti, että putoaisi tietyökuoppaan tien päässä, ja siihenhän se putosi.
xxx/ellauri130.html on line 549: Alfred Austin P.L. (30 May 1835 – 2 June 1913) was an English poet who was appointed Poet Laureate in 1896, after an interval following the death of Tennyson, when the other candidates had either caused controversy or refused the honour. It was claimed that he was being rewarded for his support for the Conservative leader Lord Salisbury in the General Election of 1895. Austin´s poems are little-remembered today, his most popular work being prose idylls celebrating nature. Austin oli aika lailla Unlucky Alfin näköinen. Bugger it. With my luck, they nominate me as Poet Laureate. Austin was caricatured as "Sir Austed Alfrin" by L. Frank Baum in his 1906 novel John Dough and the Cherub. He was also the subject of a Vanity Fair cartoon by Spy published on 20 February 1896.
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