This is a profoundly dumb and misguided roaming-junior-male-ape-gang roadmovie type of thought. Damn wagnerian homoerotic Quest for a Holy Grail. Murder mysteries. Spoilers. "Nyaah we already got the Grail!" taunt the French knights Arthur & co. in Monty Python´s Holy Grail:
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ellauri143.html on line 1289: No tääpä oli tähdellinen pointti, se oli jauhettava yhtä monta kertaa eri versioina kuin Monty Pythonin papukaijan kuolema.
ellauri156.html on line 451: A. H. Weiler of The New York Times described the film as "a reverential and sometimes majestic treatment of chronicles that have lived three millennia." He praised Dunno's screenplay and Peck's "authoritative performance" but found that Wayward "seems closer to Hollywood than to the arid Jerusalem of his Bible." Variety wrote, "This is a big picture in every respect. It has scope, pageantry, sex (for all its Biblical background), cast names, color—everything. It's a surefire boxoffice entry, one of the really 'big' pictures of the new selling season." Philip K. Scheuer of the Los Angeles Times wrote that the film "leaves little to be desired" from the standpoint of production values with Peck "ingratiating" as David and Wayward "a seductress with flaming tresses, in or out of the bath, and only her final contrition is a little difficult to believe." Richard L. Coe of The Washington Post wrote, "On the whole, the picture suggests a Reader's Digest story expanded into a master's thesis for the Ecole Copacabana."] Harrison's Reports wrote, "The outstanding thing about the production is the magnificent performance of Gregory Peck as David; he makes the characterization real and human, endowing it with all the shortcomings of a man who lusts for another's wife, but who is seriously penitent and prepared to shoulder his guilt. Susan Wayward, as Bathsheba, is beautiful and sexy, but her performance is of no dramatic consequence." The Monty Python Bulletin commented that the film had been made "with restraint and relative simplicity" compared to other historical epics, "and the playing of Gregory Peck in particular is competent. The whole film, however, is emotionally and stylistically quite unworthy of its subject." Philip Hamburger of The New Yorker wrote that "the accessories notwithstanding, something is ponderously wrong with 'David and Bathsheba.' The fault lies, I suppose, in the attempt to make excessive enlargements of an essentially-simple story." Zanuck the Hot Dog agreed.
ellauri160.html on line 800: After watching the famous movie, one lingering question hit my brain: why did this film never take off in England or the States the same way it had elsewhere? Although its absurdist humor and physical comedy seem tailor-made for the Monty Python set, Dinner for One has spent much of its life as an obscure oddball among most native English speakers.
ellauri160.html on line 806: It is really sweet that Germans and others have adopted something and that this sketch is special for them. I respect that and don’t doubt for a second the genuine love and admiration some have for Dinner for One. But I am really surprised to see Monty Python compared with Dinner for One. I have to say it was painful to sit through. Painfully, painfully bad and unfunny. That’s why it has never caught on in Britain. I suppose we must have a very different sense of humour to that of Scandinavia and the German-speaking countries. We don’t consider it funny if someone falls over something. There’s nothing subtle or clever or nuanced about it (Rowan Atkinson’s absurdist physical comedy went down so well due to its complexity, think of the sketch where Mr. Bean makes the sandwich on the park bench and it gets progressively more and more absurd, he gets the fish out of water and slaps it against the bench to kill it before eating it, etc. now that is funny, and food fights in general). It’s not funny the first time the butler falls over the tiger-skin rug and it gets progressively more and more irritating each time he does it. You can spot the punchline a mile off and so the end of the sketch falls very flat. It’s nothing whatever to do with the length of the sketch or its obscurity or difficulty finding it: people still seek out all the comic greats on Youtube, like that fat man watsisname, or Charlie Chaplin who bravely made fun of your Hitler.
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ellauri262.html on line 598: Monty Pythonin John Cleese on paholaisen advokaatin Kierreteipin ääni CS Lewisin äänikirjassa Teippikirjaimet. Koitin kuunnella kirjan alkua, mutta se alkaa aika pian pitkästyttää satunnaista kuulijaa. John Cleese has criticised Christian opposition to same-sex marriage and abortion.
ellauri262.html on line 600: The 71-year-old actor, best known for his roles in Monty Python and Fawlty Towers, said: “I don’t think Christ said a lot about abortion or even about single sex marriage.
ellauri297.html on line 567: Olli on julkaissut aimo läjän reportaasheja ja vizikirjoja. Hän harrastaa kirjallisuutta, elokuvia, raviurheilua ja sikareita. Olli on Helsingin Suomalaisen Klubin johtokunnan jäsen vuodesta 2005 ja varapuheenjohtaja vuodesta 2009. Ollilla on professorin arvonimi. Another Olli Alho (Valmari) was a Finnish hurdler. He completed the men's 110 metres hurdles at the 1952 Summer Olympics. Suomalaisten Onnela oli Dar Es Salaamissa. Siellä suomalaiset miehet nussi mustia jotka olivat kuin lapsinaisia. Laiskat lakukepit lahjottiin viinapulloilla. Koillis-Suomen luostarit oli Lönnrotin käydessä pikemminkin rosvopesiä, viinaa tinkasivat. Kylät täynnä porovarkaita. Pelkkää roskajoukkoa. Sanoivat kuin ritarit Monty Pythonissa: Ni ni, se on meillä tapana.
ellauri299.html on line 224: Rasismista xenofobiaan. Monty Pythonin skezi Execution on Russia ei ollut järin vizikäs. Mikään ei ole muuttunut länkkärien asenteissa viimeisen sadan vuoden aikana. Ilta-pulut kilpailevat lööpeillä joiden aiheet ovat Putinin tappio ja vanhusten sairaudet. Kolmantena pääministeri Urpon edistyminen Suomen hyvän maineen pilaajana. Se on ollut ällistyttävän nopeaa.
ellauri300.html on line 680: Kun Paavali karkottaa hänestä "pythonin hengen", meille kerrotaan, että hän menettää tämän kyvyn. Sen lisäksi – ja hänen omistajiensa vihan vuoksi tästä menetyksestä – emme kuitenkaan tiedä, mitä hänelle tapahtuu. Byron huomauttaa, että hänen omistajansa ovat saattaneet alkaa hyödyntää häntä "toisella tavalla" (nudge nudge, wink wink). Niinpä, millähän tylpällä astalolla lie Pauli ajanut käärmettä, vai ajoiko se käärmettä pyssyyn pikemminkin? Oliko Paul ja Silas napalankoja? Jos haluat tutkia tarkemmin raamatullista jaksoa Paavalista ja Filippistä kotoisin olevasta orjatytöstä, katso John Byronin Raamatun näkemykset -sarake ”Paul, Python Girl and Human Trafficking”, joka on julkaistu Biblical Archeology Review -lehden touko-kesäkuussa 2019.
ellauri352.html on line 621: I really love Russian writers, especially from the 19th and early 20th Century: Gogol, Tolstoy, Chekhov, Babel. I love the way they take on the big topics. I´m also inspired by a certain absurdist comic tradition that would include influences like Mark Twain, Daniil Kharms, Groucho Marx, Monty Python, Steve Martin, Jack Handey, etc. And then, on top of that, I love the strain of minimalist American fiction writing: Sherwood Anderson, Ernest Hemingway, Raymond Carver, Tobias Wolff.
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xxx/ellauri086.html on line 648: Aika törkeetä! Röyhtäillä nyt ruokapöydässä! Thyestes oli paha mies, ja ansaizi läxynsä. Ainoa vielä pahempi rike on pieraista kun toisella on ruoka vielä kesken, nostaen vähän toista takapuolta jotta pieru pääsee ulos helpommin. Taunting on se mitä French Knight teki kuningas Arthurille ja sen tiimille Monty Pythonin leffassa Holy Grail.
xxx/ellauri195.html on line 201: See also Xerxes I's whipping of the Hellespont. Sama Ahasverus bylsi Esteriä perseeseen, mistä juutalaiset ovat kiitollisia sille vielä tänäänkin. Jöns palautti mieleen että Monty Pythonin leffassa Holy Grail kun Arthur tuli uhoilemaan ranskalaisille sanoen: I am the king, I am king Arthur, ne vastasivat: What king? We did not vote for you. Sama kuin mun vastaus keskustan kansanedustajalle, jonka Kouvolan puolustajat oli kiskoneet kasarminmäelle kehittämään Kouvolaa eli puolustamaan mäelle osoittavaa yliopistokylttiä.
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