ellauri016.html on line 505: Tää urbon sanakirjan määritelmä on yhtä epätyydyttävä. On väärin luulla olevansa parempi kuin muut (tout court, ilman määreitä), MILLÄÄN perusteella, on ne pinnalla tai muka syvemmällä. Voi olla parempi kuin joku JOSSAKIN, esim voittaa sulkapallossa, painaa enemmän, kirjoittaa enemmän paasausta, kusta pitemmälle, elää kauemmin (jos se on nyt edes etu), mutta ei mikään sellainen, edes kaikki yhdessä, tee toisesta apinasta toista parempaa. Yhtä paskoja me ollaan kaikki. Siinä ainakin oli Jesse oikeassa. Maailman pilaajia. Darwinismin mauton pila.
ellauri016.html on line 802: Tää virsi kaiuttaa profeetta Jesajan jaetta 11:1 (and I quote):
ellauri016.html on line 808: Jesaja on tämän vuoksi niille tärkein profeetta.
ellauri016.html on line 848: kuin juuri samasta Jesajan kirjasta, jae 11:6!
ellauri016.html on line 868: Jesaja ja Jeesus nyökkäilevät apeina.
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Jesaja
ellauri017.html on line 698: Jesaja istuu hupparissa laattakivellä Tolkienin hahmon näköisenä Doren kuvassa.
ellauri017.html on line 728: Sinä sapattina Jeesukselle annettiin luettavaksi profeetta Jesajan kirja ja Jeesus luki: Herran henki on minun päälläni, sillä hän on voidellut minut julistamaan evankeliumia köyhille, Hän on lähettänyt minut saarnaamaan vangituille vapautusta ja sokeille näkönsä saamista, päästämään sorretut vapauteen, saarnaamaan hyvää uutta vuotta.
ellauri017.html on line 730: Jesaja kai kehui tässä izeään, mut voihan sitä hattua sovittaa muutkin päähänsä. Olispa Elisakin laittanut, ois 42 lasta säästynyt. Mut 2 karhua jäänyt nälkäisixi...
ellauri017.html on line 734: Valtavan paljon sanottu. Jeesus sanoi, että hän on messias, jumalan lähettämä, kauan odotettu Israelin vapauttaja. Taas kerran. On näitä piisannut, tuumii nasaretin väki. Two men say they are Jesus. One of them must be wrong.
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Jesajan kirjasto
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Vedin Jesajan kirjan läpi päivässä. Tässä esipuhe.
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Prophetast Jesaiast Esipuhe
ellauri017.html on line 778: Joca tahto hyödytyxen cansa luke ja oikein ymmärtä tämän pyhän Prophetan Jesaian hänelle on sangen tarpellinen ensist että hän hywin otta waarin tituluxest eli tämän kirjan algust: sillä joca sen tituluxen ensist hywin ja tyynni ymmärtä, hänelle on sijtä suuri ojennus ja nijncuin selkiä walistus coco kirjaan.
ellauri017.html on line 790: Sillä puolella cuollutta merta on Moabin ja Ammonin lasten maa, sijtte edembänä on Babel eli Chaldea, ja wielä edembänä on Persia, josta Jesaia paljo puhu.
ellauri017.html on line 791: Mutta pohjan päin on Libanonin wuori, jonga tacana on Damascu ja Syria, mutta wielä edembänä itän päin on Assyria, jonga cansa Jesaian on kyllä tekemist. Ja Erdoganilla, siellä taitaa nyttemmin olla Isixen poikia ja kurdeja. Niilin hanhia. Damaskus on pommitettu maan tasalle. Sais varmaan ostaa jo viidellä sadalla kultapalalla.
ellauri017.html on line 796: Näistä maacunnista, jotca Judan ja Jerusalemin ymbärillä nijncuin sudet lammashuonen ymbärillä owat, joiden cansa Judalaiset olit usein tehnet lijton, waan huckan, Jesaia ennusta.
ellauri017.html on line 800: Sijtte jaettacon tämä kirja colmeen osaan. Ensimäises puhu Jesaia nijncuin muutkin Prophetat, ianicuijsesta cahdesta cappalesta.
ellauri017.html on line 807: Caijcki myöhemmät wannabe messijat sai siltä suuntaviivoja. Iankajckisesta elamast ei kyl Jesajalla ole puhetta, waan 100 wuoden elinajanodotteesta. No onhan sekin jo paljon. Se oli jo tässä melkein saavutettu, ennustus toteutunut, satavuotiaita nuokkuu hoivakodeissa kuin lepakoita vintillä. Vaan nyt on elinajan odote taas lyhentymään päin. Hyvä niin.
ellauri017.html on line 826: Nämät owat ne colme osa, joista Jesaia puhu. Mutta ei hän näitä cappalita tuo edes oikialla järjestyxellä, waan secoitta toisen cappalen toinen toiseens, nijn että hän ensimäisest cappalest paljo toiseen ja colmandeen wetä, ja colmannest puhu jotain ennen cuin toisest.
ellauri017.html on line 834: Älkön myös jocu luulco, että Jesaiast on nijn paljo pidetty silloin hänen aicanans Judan Canssan seas, nijncuin hänestä nyt pidetän meidän Christityiden kesken, waan sangen ylöncadzottuna, nijncuin hän idze todista 58. lugusa, nimittäin että he pistit kieldäns maalle, ja cocotit händä cohden sormellans, ja pidit caicki hänen saarnans hulludena, paidzi muutamita harwoja hywiä sencaltaisia cuin Cuningas Ezechia: sillä se oli sen Cansan wanha tapa, naura ja pilcata Jumalan Prophetaita ja näyttä nijlle fäkkiä, (4. Reg. 9). nijncuin myös ainakin caikille saarnaille ja Jumalan palwelioille tapahtu. Judalaisten seas myös sanotan Jesaia wiimein tapetuxi Cuningas Manasselda, sahalla sahatuxi.
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Propheta Jesaia
ellauri017.html on line 844: Jesaja oli ruotiukko Hiski Piskisen (aka Hiskian) aikalainen. Wanhat cunnialiset ihmiset owat pää mutta Prophetat jotca opettawat wäärin owat händä. On tää vähän tällänen coirien calewala tämäkin. Jesaja räkyttää käheällä äänellä käreänä kuin Samppi vanhana.
ellauri017.html on line 846: Jesajan isän nimi oli Amos Andersson. Sen kuopuxen nimi oli Maher-Shalal-Baz. Propheta näät meni taas rouva Prophetissan tygö, joca tuli 3. kerran rascaxi ja synnytti pojan. Nimi meinaa "Ryöstä pian ja riennä jacoon". Jobin kuopuxen nimi oli Keren-Happuk eli Meikkipussi. Aika hulwatonta. Wallatonta nimi-ilostelua patriarkoilta nuorimmaisen kohdalla.
ellauri017.html on line 848: Judalaisten seas myös sanotan Jesaia wiimein tapetuxi Cuningas Manasselda. Sahalla sahatuxi. Sahaustemppu feilasi, avustaja katkesi. Taitako saha taistella sen cansa joca händä wetä?
ellauri017.html on line 850: Joosefilla (melkein vuosituhat ennen Jesajan aikoja) oli poika Manasse, jolta pikkuveli Efraim peri maat. Lopulta ize asiassa kaikki muut Jaakopin veljet hävisivät maansa paizi Juuttaat, Leevin joukoille jäi temppelit ja kaupunkeja. Sixi kai koko porukkaa sanotaankin juutalaisixi, ja papit ovat leviittoja. I am levitating now. Sittemmin on niitä hukkuneita heimoja löytynyt enemmän kuin hävisikään, esim mormonit.
ellauri017.html on line 860: Jesaja ihmelettää retoorisesti: Mitä warten teitä lyödän niin ette kotiin löydä? Hamast candapääst nijn kijresen asti ei ole terwettä paikkaa waan haawat ja sinimarjat ja weripahgat jotca ei ole puserretut eikä sidotut taicka öljyllä siwellyt. No en ihmettele, turpasaunan ansaizewat juutalaiset maahantunkeutujat, warsinaisia mulkeroita ovat.
ellauri017.html on line 862: Jesaja on Rusakon linjoilla tai ehkä pikemminkin kääntäen. Ei pidä nokkavista naisista, jotka käwelewät ja coriast astelewat nijncuin olis jalat sidotut.
ellauri017.html on line 865: Jes 3:17 On sijs HERra tekewä Zionin tytärten päät rupisexi ja HERra on paljastapa heidän häpiäns. Silloin on HERra ottawa polusten caunistuxen pois ja sitet pangut
ellauri017.html on line 877: Ryyppäämään ryyppäämään joka aamu sännätään. Ja kun päivä on ohi lisää kännätään. Jesaja ennustaa muutenkin paratiisimaisia oloja. Pedot syö ituja. Lejoni syö olkia nijncuin härkistä ja imewä lapsi ihastu waskikärmen läwestä. Susi ja lammas pitä yhtä ja Lejonin pitä corsia syömän nijncuin naudan, ja kärmet pitä maata syömän. Kun apina on syönyt muut eläimet, petojen on pakko ruveta vegaanixi. Kasvit haisee peloissaan ja huutaa ultraäänellä. Kukaan ei kuule.
ellauri017.html on line 885: Uudempia uutisia: homohaawisto on tullut ulos kaapista, maireen naaman takaa luihu konna paljastuu. Riistää lapset Isis-äideiltä kuten ennusteli Jesaja, ja potkii ulos diplomaatin kun se ei suostu syntipukixi. Hemmetti, menköön ite helwettijn karvalakkipuolelle. Kärpästen herra, wesiculju, sen perseessä saisi käwäistä häwityxen luudalla.
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Jesajan wiuhahdus
ellauri017.html on line 892: Silloin puhui HERra Jesaialle ja sanoi: mene ja rijsu säcki cupeistas ja kengät jalgoistas. Ja hän teki nijn ja käwi alasti ja paljain jalgoin, colme jalgaa paljaana paljastetun häwyn cansa. Olkoon Egyptille häwyxi. Niille on osotettu cowa näky.
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Jesaja ja lopun ajat
ellauri017.html on line 920: Jos ennustaa luontokatastrofeja, ei ole hirveesti vaihtoehtoja: on liika kylmä tai kuuma, kuiva tai tulva, myrskyä tai tulikiveä. Tai vähän kaikkia, kuten nyt on osoittautunut. Jesaja weikkas kuiwuutta, ei ihan mene putkeen. Mut tulvaahan ei pitäis enää tulla, se luvattiin ukko Nooalle. Siis mä arvon kuiwuutta, syteen tai saveen. Ostan vokaalin:
ellauri017.html on line 958: Prof. Jesaja ryhmineen käyttää ihmistieteistäkin tuttuja vippaskeinoja. Kirjoitetaan ennusteet jälkikäteen, ex post facto, ja editoidaan päiväyxiä taaksepäin. Julkistetaan ennusteet etukäteen, niin toivorikkaat marsut toteuttaa ne ite. Ollaan izeänsä toteuttavia profeettoja.
ellauri017.html on line 963: Jesaja eli Esaias eli Esa on raamatullista alkuperää oleva maskuliininen nimi. Se tulee hepreasta : יְשַׁעְיָהוּ , Yəšaʿyāhū, Yeshayahu, mikä tarkoittaa "Jahve on pelastus".
ellauri017.html on line 965: Jesajan kirjan tekstissä Jesajaan viitataan "profeetana", mutta tarkka suhde Jesajan kirjan ja varsinaisen profeetta Jesajan välillä on monimutkainen. Perinteinen näkemys on, että Jesajan kirjan kaikki 66 lukua on kirjoittanut yksi mies, Jesaja, mahdollisesti kahdella ajanjaksolla vuosina 740 eaa. 686 eKr., välillä noin 15 vuotta.
ellauri017.html on line 969: Joidenkin nykyaikaisten tulkintojen mukaan Jesajan vaimoa kutsuttiin "profetissaksi", [13] joko siksi, että hänelle oli annettu profeetallinen lahja, kuten Debora ja Hulda, tai yksinkertaisesti siksi, että hän oli "profeetan vaimo". Heillä oli kaksi poikaa, vanhin nimi Shear-Jashub , joka tarkoittaa "jäännöspala", ja nuorempi Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz , mikä tarkoittaa "Nopeasti saalista, ryöstä nopeasti". Talmud sanoo, että Eski kärsi marttyyrikuoleman, kun hänet sahattiin kahtia Manasse Olotilanteen käskystä.
ellauri017.html on line 971: Esaiaan kirja ( heprea : ספר ישעיהו [ˈsɛ.fɛr jə.ʃaʕ.ˈjaː.hu] ) on ensimmäinen myöhemmistä profeetoista heprealaisessa Raamatussa ja ensimmäinen suurista profeetoista kristillisessä Vanhassa testamentissa. Se tunnistetaan yläkirjoituksesta 800 -luvulla eaa. eläneen profeetta Isaiah ben Amozin sanoiksi , mutta on todisteita siitä, että suuri osa siitä on sävelletty Babylonin vankeuden aikana ja myöhemmin. Johann Christoph Döderlein ehdotti vuonna 1775, että kirja sisälsi kahden profeetan teoksia, joita erottaa yli vuosisata, ja Bernhard Duhm sai aikaan näkemyksen, joka vallitsi suurimman osan 1900-luvulta yksimielisesti, että kirja sisältää kolme erillistä oraakkelikokoelmaa: Proto -Jesaiah ( luvut 1-39 ), joka sisältää 8. vuosisadalla eaa. profeetta Jesajan sanat; Deutero-Jesaiah ( luvut 40-55 ) , nimettömän 6. vuosisadalla eaa. kirjailijan työ, joka kirjoitti maanpaossa; ja Trito-Jesaiah ( luvut 56-66 ) , sävelletty maanpaosta palaamisen jälkeen. Jesaja 1–33 lupaa tuomion ja ennallistamisen Juudalle, Jerusalemille ja kansoille, ja luvuissa 34–66 oletetaan, että tuomio on julistettu ja ennallistaminen tapahtuu pian.Vaikka harvat tutkijat nykyään pitävät koko kirjan tai jopa suurimman osan siitä yhden henkilön ansioksi, kirjan olennainen yhtenäisyys on noussut revisionistisen tutkimuksen painopisteeksi.
ellauri017.html on line 980: Kirjaa voidaan lukea laajennettuna mietiskelynä Jerusalemin kohtalosta maanpakoon ja sen jälkeen. Kirjan Deutero-Esaiaan osa kuvaa, kuinka Jumala tekee Jerusalemista maailmanlaajuisen hallintonsa keskuksen liukastetun pelastajan (ns messiaan) kautta, joka tuhoaa sortajan (Babylon); tämä messias on Persian kuningas Kyyros Suuri, joka on vain vieraan vallan agentti, joka saa aikaan Jehovan kuninkaan. Jesaja puhuu turmeltuneita johtajia vastaan ja heikommassa asemassa olevien puolesta ja juurruttaa vanhurskauden pikemminkin Jumalan pyhyyteen kuin Israelin liittoon.
ellauri017.html on line 982: Jesaja oli yksi suosituimmista teoksista juutalaisten keskuudessa toisen temppelin aikana (n. 515 eaa. – 70 jKr.). Kristillisissä piireissä sitä pidettiin tän messiasläpän tähden niin suuressa arvossa, että sitä kutsuttiin "viidenneksi evankeliumiksi", ja sen vaikutus ulottuu kristinuskon lisäksi
ellauri017.html on line 993: Proto-Jesaiah / Ensimmäinen Jesaja (luvut 1–39): [19]
ellauri017.html on line 995: 1–12: Juudan vastaiset oraakkelit enimmäkseen Jesajan varhaisista vuosista;
ellauri017.html on line 999: 24–27: "Jesajan apokalypsi", lisätty paljon myöhemmin;
ellauri017.html on line 1001: 28–33: Oraakkelit Jesajan myöhemmästä palvelutyöstä
ellauri017.html on line 1005: 36–39: Tarinoita Jesajan elämästä, jotkut Kuninkaiden kirjasta
ellauri017.html on line 1008: Deutero-Jesaiah / Toinen Jesaja (luvut 40–54), jossa on kaksi suurta jakoa, 40–48 ja 49–54, joista ensimmäinen korostaa Israelia, toinen Siionia ja Jerusalemia:
ellauri017.html on line 1023: Trito-Jesaiah / Kolmas Jesaja (luvut 55–66):
ellauri017.html on line 1031: Jesajaa (arabia: إِشَعْيَاء, latinoitu: Ishaʿyāʾ) ei mainita nimellä Koraanissa tai Hadithissa, mutta hän esiintyy usein profeettana muslimilähteissä. Muslimien tutkijoiden mukaan Jesaja ennusti Jeesuksen ja Muhammedin tulemista, vaikka muiden uskontojen tutkijat kiistävät viittauksen Muhammediin. Muslimitraditio väittää, että Israelin epävanhurskaat yrittivät vihassaan tappaa Jesajan.
ellauri017.html on line 1032: Kuolemassa, joka muistuttaa Jesajan Profeettien elämästä johtuvaa kuolemaa, muslimiteksti kertoo, että israelilaiset vetivät marttyyrikuivat Jesajaan, sitten hänet sahattiin kahtia.
ellauri017.html on line 1034: Al-Ma'munin, seitsemännen Abbasidi-kalifin, Ali al-Ridhan, Muhammedin lapsenlapsenpojan ja aikakautensa merkittävän tutkijan, Ali al-Ridhan, Ali al-Ridhan, kuulusteltiin Tooran kautta todistaakseen, että sekä Jeesus että Muhammed olivat profeettoja. Useiden todisteidensa joukossa al-Ridha viittaa Jesajan kirjaan, jossa todetaan, että "Sha'ya (Jesaiah), profeetta, sanoi Toorassa siitä, mitä sinä ja kumppanisi sanotte 'Olen nähnyt kaksi ratsastajaa, joille (Hän) valaisi maan. Yksi heistä oli aasin selässä ja toinen kamelin selässä. Kuka on aasin ratsastaja ja kuka kamelin ratsastaja?"" Exilarch ei voinut vastata varmuudella. Al-Ridha jatkaa toteamalla, että "Aasin ratsastaja on 'Isa (Jeesus); ja kamelin ratsastaja on Muhammed, Allah siunatkoon häntä ja hänen perhettään. Kiellätkö sen että tämä (lausunto) on Toorassa?" Rabbi vastaa: "Ei, en kiellä sitä, mutten myönnäkään."
ellauri017.html on line 1038: Talmudissa kerrotaan, että rabbi Simeon ben Azzai löysi Jerusalemista kertomuksen, jossa kirjoitettiin, että kuningas Manasse tappoi Jesajan. Kuningas Manasse sanoi Jesajalle: "Häntäsi Mooses sanoi: 'Ei kukaan saa nähdä Jumalaa ja jää eloon'; mutta sinä olet sanonut: 'Minä näin Herran istuvan hänen valtaistuimellaan'; ja totesi edelleen muita ristiriitoja – kuten 5. Mooseksen kirjan ja Jesajan kirjan 40 välillä; Mooseksen kirjan 33 ja 2 Kings välillä Jesaja ajatteli: "Tiedän, että hän ei hyväksy selityksiäni; miksi minun pitäisi lisätä hänen syyllisyyttään?" Sitten hän lausui tetragrammin, setripuu avautui ja Jesaja katosi sen sisään. Kuningas Manasse käski sahata setri, ja kun saha saavutti hänen suunsa, Jesaja kuoli; näin häntä rangaistiin siitä, että hän sanoi: "Minä asun kanan pepussa, jolla on saastaiset huulet".
ellauri018.html on line 298: Ihan turhaan profeetta Jesaja 3:16-26 niistä vinoilee, tai pyhä Peeveli 1 Tim 2:9, ks. myös Tiit 2:3 ja 1 Piet.3:3. Kyllä nää pyhät miehet on jaxanu olla hepenien kimpussa. No Peeveliähän ei mekon alus edes kiinostanut, vaan pikemminkin mela. Se kieltää myös vanhoja naisia lipittämästä viiniä (Tiit 2:3). Pitäis jumalisuuteen taipuvaisten naiskirjailijoiden ottaa tää onkeensa.
ellauri018.html on line 416: Jeskamandera
ellauri019.html on line 59: Jenkkiteinifilmissä Tall Girl pitkä tyttö tavoittaa ruottalaista grania mutta kapsahtaa lopulta italokatajaan, sitä yli puolta lyhyempään hukkapätkään. Kyllä pikku enbuskekin pääsi lopux halaamaan, kun oli alla appelsiinilaatikko. Pitkän tytön onnen huipennus oli päästä esiintymään lavalla, kehuskella siinä itseään, ison siskon suukku tukkia ja saada läpyjä. "May I have all of your attention." Mix vitussa, kuulux se joteski muka ohjelmaan? Ja parhautta oli kostaa ilkeälle poikaystävälle, maxaa potut pottuina kuin profeetta Jesaja. Hemmetin pyrkyreitä noi jenkit, elämänsä seppoja.
ellauri019.html on line 328: Edom profetioissa. Jo kuningas Ussian hallituskaudella profeetat Joel ja Aamos julistivat, että Jehova tulee varmasti tuomitsemaan Edomin, koska armottomalla miekan käytöllään se ilmaisi talttumatonta vimmaansa Israelia kohtaan (Am 1:6, 11, 12). Sen vuoksi että Edom vastusti ilkeämielisesti Jehovan liittokansaa, se oli menettänyt omistusoikeutensa maahan, jonka Jumala oli sille antanut (Jl 3:19; Am 9:11, 12). Edomilaisten tuho sinetöitiin babylonialaisten valloittaessa Juudan ja Jerusalemin 607 eaa. Edomilaisten viha ilmeni selvästi, kun he yllyttivät Jerusalemin autioittajia (Ps 137:7), iloitsivat Juudan murhenäytelmästä ja jopa luovuttivat vihamielisyydessään ja kostonhalussaan pakoon päässeitä Juudan asukkaita babylonialaisille teurastettaviksi. He ryöstivät maata muiden naapurikansojen kanssa, suunnittelivat ottavansa Juudan ja Israelin hylätyn maan haltuunsa ja puhuivat kerskaillen Jehovaa vastaan. Tästä syystä Jehova käski profeettojensa Jeremian, Hesekielin ja Obadjan vakuuttaa Edomille, että sen ilo jäisi lyhytaikaiseksi ja se saisi osakseen samanlaista kohtelua kuin Juuda. (Va 4:21, 22; Hes 25:12–14; 35:1–15; 36:3–5; Ob 1–16.) Kuten profeetta Jesaja oli aiemmin ennustanut, miekkaa käyttävät edomilaiset joutuisivat Jehovan oman oikeuden ja tuomion miekan alle: kaikista ryhmistä, suurista ja pienistä, tulisi tuhon omaksi vihittyjen teurasuhrieläinten kaltaisia (Jes 34:5–8).
ellauri019.html on line 330: Edomista oli tuleva kuin Sodoma ja Gomorra, asumaton kaikiksi ajoiksi (Jer 49:7–22; vrt. Jes 34:9–15). Koska Edom ansaitsi Jehovan vihan, sitä nimitettäisiin ”jumalattomuuden alueeksi” ja ”kansaksi, jonka Jehova on asettanut tuomiojulistuksen alaisuuteen ajan hämärään asti” (Mal 1:1–5). Edom edustaa siis Jesajan 63:1–6:ssa ilmeisestikin Jumalan liittokansan taipumattomia vihollisia. Noissa jakeissa kuvaillaan verentahraamissa vaatteissa olevan jumalallisen Soturin, joka on polkenut Jumalan koston viinikuurnan, tulevan sopivasti Edomista (merk. ’punainen’) ja Edomin huomattavimmasta kaupungista Bosrasta (mahd. sanaleikki, sillä heprean sana ba·tsirʹ merkitsee ’viininkorjuuta’). (Vrt. Il 14:14–20; 19:11–16.)
ellauri020.html on line 420: Katri pitää Tuomakselle leffakuzut, jonne tulee Woody Allen, Diana Keaton, William Goldman, Joseph Papp, David Mamet, Robert de Niro, Mayor Koch, Martina Navratilova, Milos Forman, Walt Disney, Jesus Nasaretilainen ja Lieko Sahovalovaa, Prahan ääni. Kaikki laulavat tshekkiläisiä kansanlauluja Katrin kitaran säestyxellä. Prahalla äänellä.
ellauri021.html on line 943: Schlafly is a surname of German-Swiss origin. Not to be confused with Schläfli. Mild-mannered Daniel L. Schlafly Sr., vice president of a family business (bottled water), AKA Dan Schlafly, 47 in 1960, is a Roman Catholic who never attended a public school* and never sent his three children to one. Daniel L. Schafly Jr. spent eight years in Jesuit schools, then went on to graduate work in the US and abroad. He chose history as major. As a twenty-one- year-old student, he was amazed by the result of the Soviet victory in World War II when he crossed the Berlin Wall (still under construction) from free West Berlin with its independent citizens into militarized Communist East Berlin, where everyone was dispirited, everything was shabby. Daniel L. Jr., who supported St. Kolbe´s sainthood, became a staunch anticommunist.
ellauri021.html on line 944: Andrew L. Schlafly (/ ˈ ʃ l æ f l i /; born April 27, 1961) is an American lawyer and Christian conservative activist, founder of Conservapedia. How is he related to the other L. Schlaflies? The brewer of Schlafly Beer in St. Louis is Phyllis Schlafly' s nephew. Andrew is Phyllis' son. They are first cousins. *Only private Jesuit ones. And bring some shit for my fly.
ellauri024.html on line 51: Tehtävä on vähän samanlainen kuin Jessicalla, jonka tyttärellä oli maapähkinäallergia. Jessican piti aina lukea purkeista pienellä präntätty teksti, että tiesi, onko ruoka valmistettu myllyssä, jossa on ehkä käsitelty maapähkinöitä.
ellauri024.html on line 53: Näin on meidänkin elämässämme. Pienellä präntätty teksti on raamatun kyljessä, ja meidän täytyy tavata se yhtä tarkasti kuin Jessica. Tärkein tietolähteemme, ja samalla sen paras lähdekritiikki, on pyhä kirja ize. Menettely on tuttu tieteen piiristä:
ellauri024.html on line 326: No niin, on aika heitellä kivet. Jes!
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ellauri025.html on line 656: Monikakin on omalla tahollaan överlevare, niinkuin Gustenin oopperadiivaäiti Angela, tack vare Jesu Krist. Sekin taitaa olla parodia izestään? Joitakuita ei voi parodioida, koska ne tekevät sen ize.
ellauri026.html on line 182: Tyhmyyden ylistys oli hyvin suosittu, Erasmuksen hämmästykseksi ja joskus jopa peloksi. Paavi Leo X piti sitä hauskana. Ennen Erasmuksen kuolemaa teoksesta oli jo otettu useita painoksia ja se oli käännetty ranskaksi ja saksaksi. Pian se ilmestyi myös englanniksi. Yksi vuoden 1511 painoksista sisälsi Hans Holbein nuoremman puupiirroksia. Kazelukirjaversio sohvapöydälle. Hansulla on myös kiva kuva Jessestä.
ellauri026.html on line 451: Fiman väritetystä historiikista käy entistä selvemmäx että koko protestanttiliike oli yxityisomistuxen kapinaa valtio-omistusta vastaan. Paavi oli kommari niinkuin Jesse, toteutti taivaan suunnitelmataloutta. Nyt oli talousliberaali trendi liikkeellä, uskonvapauden nimessä. Hararikin totesi että uskon päätarkoitus on luottokelpoisuus. Uskonpuhdistus oli vitun pankkireformi. Pientä luottoa ize kullekin suoraan Jeesuxelta ilman välikäsiä et saa ize yrittää. Notmiiden territorioiden possessio ja industrialismi oli jumalan uusia suuria lupauxia luvatulle kansalle. Luppoovoo, hieroo Pekka setä käsiään.
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ellauri028.html on line 204: Jesus, I am sorry for this whole rant. This is a book review, not a therapy session...I guess I am having a bad day ...Sorry...This is all pathetic, this is all a very sad, sad self centered review...I have lost all my steam, as if I had much to begin with. Where did it all go wrong? When did it start? What has happened to me?
ellauri028.html on line 572: Jaaaha, meillä on täällä intiaaniteltassa sotilasmestari Karmei Enninen, tervetuloa. Paizi tehän olitte täällä ensin, anteexi. - No panic, siviili, lepo vaan, armeijassa ei pyydellä anteexi eikä ensinkään anneta, seuraa kurinpitotoimenpide, esim niskalaukaus. - Aaaha. Stm Kanninen, teiltä on juuri ilmestyny jyhkeä värikuvateos 101 asentoa. - Jes söör herra siviili! - Tässä kirjan takaliepeessä kunniaylisopuli E.Saarinen kehaisee, että tää on jatkoa kirjaanne 100 asentoa. - Niin, edellinen teos oli jymykukoistus, ja E.S. vaatimalla vaati jatko-osaa, tukijatketta ikäänkuin puuvillaisella vyöllä. Tää on jonkin verran rohkeampi kuin se esa. Suomalainen sotilas uskaltaa olla missä tahansa asennossa. Keittiön lattialla, takapenkillä, hississä, tiskipöydällä, parvekkeella, puuta vasten mezässä, junan vessassa... - Niin niin, ne on nähty, mitä uutta tässä painoxessa? No ei muuta kun tää 101. kuva ihan extrana: E.Saarinen epämukavan näköisessä vetelässä asennossa Pekka Himosen takana Pipsa Pallasvesan riippukeinussa. Pow-wow on päättynyt, ja nyt, saanko pyytää siviiliä tänne teltan taaxe... BLAM! BLAM!
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ellauri029.html on line 920: Other passages in the Bible that use satire include Isaiah’s ridicule of idol-makers (Isaiah 40:19-20), God’s taunting of Egypt (Jeremiah 46:11), and Elijah’s gibes directed at the prophets of Baal (1 Kings 18:27). Jesus Himself used satire in the form of hyperbole when He told His hearers to “take the plank out of your own eye” (Matthew 7:5).
ellauri029.html on line 924: Sarcasm, on the other hand, is not appropriate. Sarcasm has at its core the intent to insult or to be hurtful with no corresponding love or wish for well-being. Instead, the goal of sarcasm is to belittle the victim and elevate the speaker. Jesus warned against such harsh, unloving words in Matthew 5:22. Our words should be helpful and edifying, even if they are uncomfortable to the hearer.
ellauri030.html on line 341: Epiktetos on saattanut vähän plagioida Jeesusta. Se mainizeekin galilealaiset kolleegansa jossakin. Tän huomas kirkkoisä Aku, ja aleksandrialainen Klemetti. Ahkerat kädet on sitten löytäneet jopa 200 lainausta, siitä tulis Urkundissa jo aika meteli. Sillä kuten Jessellä on uskonto ja moraali samalla jalustalla, 2 sanaa vaan: don't accept substitutes. On vaan 1 jumala kaikille yhteisesti, vain yxi pelastusovi, yhtä suvaizematon on impulssiostoskin. Ei voi rakastaa jumalaa ja maailmaa, you can't have both, sanoi Naipaulin isäkin. Koita päättää. Mut voi olla rakastamatta kumpaakaan! Mun päätös on jo tehty.
ellauri031.html on line 640: Hmm, eikös ollut USAn ja NLn lättänenillä muka lusikkaansa siinä sopassa? Kaarloa alkaa vähän hirvittää, ja se ottaa Raamatusta "peukalovärsyn". Aivan hätkähti, mitä siitä peukalonsa alta luki: Mene kansa kammioihin ja sulje ovet perässä, lymyä hetki kunnes viha on ohi mennyt. Se oli Jesajasta kaiketi. Montakohan peukalointia siihen tarvittiin.
ellauri032.html on line 144: Jöns ehdotti kerran Heikki Räisäselle, että Jessekin ehkä vietti railakasta elämää Maria Magdalenan kaa, loi elämää: - Olisit nähny Heikki Räisäsen kun mä kerroin sille "oivalluksestani": "Mistä sä ton oot kuullu?!" Ja: no ei oo lähteitä, vaikka olisikin totta! Aiheesta enemmän: kehno jännäri Da Vinci koodi.
ellauri032.html on line 489: Samanlaisia haaremirottia oli Knausgård ja Henrik Tikkanen. Kiimasia kylmiöitä, jotka nautti riistiinsuihkinnasta ja enemmän vielä sen seikkaperäisistä selostamisesta uteliaalle lukijakunnalle. Muitten osapuolten tunteista ne viis välittää, koska täähän on suurta taidetta, täytyy ymmärtää. Ja kolmas samanlainen oli tämän päivän Herlinin Sanomissa, varmasti teerikukon kirvoittamana, nimittäin riippumahainen Juhani Aho, lastun veistelijä. Soldanin sisaruxia Tillyä ja Vennyä bylsi vuoropäivinä. Kalenterissa luki tänään T, huomenna V. Idag framifrån, imorron bakifrån. "Ei tässä elämässä kuolla vaikeaa / vaan vaikeinta on luoda elämää!" sanoi Juhani Aho (siteeraten etukäteen Majakovskia Jeseninin itsemurhan jälkeen), ja meni tekemään sisarille pentuja.
ellauri034.html on line 219: Ei nää ihan 1-1 mene esim Paavali on homo kovis. Ei tiettävästi urpo mutta turpo kerta hylkäs perheen lähteäxeen Jessen kelkkaan. Sen perheestä ei kerrota paizi et ne teki telttoja, oli fariseuxia ja Herodexen sukulaisia. Hra Piikikäs (ja ehkä myös Coelho) on nähtävästi turpo. On erittäin epäneandertaalia hylätä geenit kokonaan ja lähteä väärään meemitiimiin. Siihen pystyy vaan kova cromi-magneesiumikärki. On kovixia mamixiakin, surkeita piipunrasseja kuten Hitler, Schopenhauer, Melville ja Knasu. Schopenhauer oli puoliurpo ja vihas äitiä kun isä teki izarin. Surku Yniäisiä. Marxista on vaikee sanoa, sen isä kovisteli sitä vetelysmäisyydestä, sillä oli paljon siskoja, 4v vanhempi aatelinen vaimo Jenny oli sille vähän äitinä, niinkuin Maman Rousseaulle. Aika monet naisvihaajat on ylivoimaisen äidin tai tädin lyttäämiä. Minä en Axan hännän alla istu. Arttu Schopenhauer on muuten kovis mutta liian ihmisvihainen kunnon cromimagnumix. Six se on lievennetty puolikuivurixi vaikka onkin läpeensä ällökäs. Oliko Jeesus isätön kun se huusi laama laama sabakhthani? Äiti sillä kyllä oli, mut isä oli karussa. Tuloxena oli puolikuivuri. Sen taivaalliset far och pappa oli täyskuivureita, kiivaita karvakäsiä.
ellauri035.html on line 1121: B sai vesileipätuomion kun rikkoi jesuiitan 4 pyhää plupausta, ptottelevaisuus, pköyhyys, psiveys, nro 4 on erityinen jesuiitoille eli pnöyryys paapalle. Jesuiittakenraali Loyola oli vanha upseeri, jesuiitat paavin teloituskomppania. Francis Xavier oli jesuiittakenraali, Don Jaimen paras kaveri oli tykkikenraali Aurelio Xavier. Sillä oli taivaansininen asetakki, Francisilla musta. Jesuiittaunivormussa ei ollut nappeja eikä vetoketjua vaan kuin kylpytakin vyö, siitä saa nopeammin aseen ulos. El Zorrokin oli hirmunopee vetämään, tuli nopeemmin kuin varjonsa.
ellauri035.html on line 1158: Palvo oligarkiaa ja mielistele laahusta. Samuli Rusko-ojan nilkkipolitiikan ydin. Jesuiittapopulismia. Vox populi vox dei. Ad majorem deo gratiam.
ellauri042.html on line 667: Irkkumummelilla oli trombi ohimolohkossa. Se kuuli koko ajan kovalla soittoa ja laulua: Sweet Jesus Glory Halleluja ja Easter Parade. Että se inhos niitä. Ääni tuli päästä eikä hammaspaikoista. Mitenkä päävaivaisilla onkin aina samat vaivat? Kuin soittaisivat sama vanhaa levyä. No samat piuhathan niillä menee aina sykkyrään.
ellauri042.html on line 684: In 1968, Atwood married Jim Polk, an American writer; they divorced in 1973 without issue. Maybe they ought to have bought a handmaid. She formed a relationship with fellow novelist Graeme Gibson soon afterward and moved to a farm near Alliston, Ontario, where their daughter, Eleanor Jess Atwood Gibson, was born in 1976. The family returned to Toronto in 1980. Atwood and Gibson were together until September 18, 2019, when Gibson died after suffering from dementia. She wrote about Gibson in the poem Dearly and in an accompanying essay on grief and poetry published in The Guardian in 2020.
ellauri042.html on line 686: 5 years older Gibson was married to publisher Shirley Gibson until the early 1970s, and together they had two sons, Matt and Grae. He later began dating novelist and poet Margaret Atwood in 1973. They moved to a semi-derelict farm near Alliston, Ontario, which they set about doing up and where according to Atwood they were making "attempts at farming, writing and trying to earn enough to live". Their daughter Eleanor Jess Atwood Gibson was born there in 1976. The family returned to Toronto in 1980. Atwood and Gibson stayed together until his death in 2019. Gibsons best book was The Bedside Book of Birds (2005).
ellauri042.html on line 941: His father died in 1576, when Donne was four years old, leaving his mother, Elizabeth, with the responsibility of raising the children alone.[2] Heywood was also from a recusant Roman Catholic family, the daughter of John Heywood, the playwright, and sister of the Reverend Jasper Heywood, a Jesuit priest and translator.[2] She was also a great-niece of Thomas More. A few months after her husband died, Donne's mother married Dr. John Syminges, a wealthy widower with three children of his own.
ellauri043.html on line 296: 1. SIlloin lähetti Merodach BalAdan/ BalAdanin poica/ Babelin Cuningas kirjoituxen/ ja lahjoja Jehiskialle: sillä hän oli cuullut hänen sairastanen/ ja tullen terwexi jällens. 2. Nijn Jehiskia riemuidzi/ ja näytti heille rijstahuonen/ hopian ja cullan/ yrtit/ callit woitet ja caicki hänen caluhuonens/ ja caiken tawaran cuin hänellä oli: ei ollut mitän/ jota ei Jehiskia heille näyttänyt hänen huonesans ja hänen tacanans. 3. SIlloin tuli Propheta Jesaia Cuningas Jehiskian tygö/ ja sanoi hänelle: mitä nämät miehet sanowat/ ja custa he sinun tygös tulewat? Jehiskia sanoi: he tulewat cauca minun tygöni/ nimittäin/ Babelist.
ellauri043.html on line 297: Babelist. 4. Mutta hän sanoi: mitäst he owat nähnet sinun huonesas? Jehiskia sanoi: caicki mitä minun huonesani on/ owat he nähnet/ ja ei ole mitän minun tawaroisani/ jota ei he ole nähnet. 5. Ja Jesaia sanoi Jehiskialle: cuule HERran Zebaothin sana. 6. Cadzo/ se aica tule/ että caicki mitä sinun huonesas on/ ja mitä sinun Isäs coonnet owat tähän päiwän asti/ pitä wietämän pois Babelijn/ nijn ettei mitän pidä jäämän/ sano HERra.
ellauri043.html on line 298: 7. Heidän pitä myös päälisexi ottaman sinun lapses jotca sinusta tulewat/ ja sinulle synnytetän/ ja heidän pitä oleman Camaripalwelioina Babelin Cuningan Howisa. 8. Ja Jehiskia sanoi Jesaialle: HERran sana on hywä sen cuins puhut. Ja sanoi: olcon cuitengin rauha ja uscollisus minun päiwinäni.
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Hullu! huutaa Jesaja. Mitäs menit näyttämään vihulaiselle aarteita! Tästä ei hyvä seuraa. Kuka tahansa voi ennustaa et noita ne tulee kohta hakemaan. Kell onni on se onnen kätkeköön älköönkä levitelkö somessa. No, mun jälkeen vasta vedenpaisumus, tuumii tyynen rauhallisena Hiskia.
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Anna mennä, vätys! Ammennä! Noin! Jes! Jes! käsivarsille, selkään, rintaan, masulle, kaikkialle! Ei syhyttä saunaan, nyt vihdotaan! Suihkikaa, remmit, purkaa mua, reviskelkää mua! Must olis kiva et mun veritipat roiskuis tähtiin asti, särkis luuut, jänteet paljaaxi (tai kenties hermot, antiikissa ei tehty eroa)! Tonkeja, remmiä, piinapenkkiä, sulaa lyijyä! Marttyyreille oli vielä muitakin konsteja! Vai mitä Ammonaria?
Ihan keskellä, ize auringon kiekossa, säteilee Jesu Kristi tuttu naamari.
The ultimate goal of Judaism is rule of the world by Satan, and to literally unleash hell upon the earth. Are you aware that Martin Luther wrote a treatise called "On the Jews and Their Lies", warning Christians in the most serious terms of the destructive influence of the jews, and advocating their banishment from European society? Luther was very knowledgeable of the religion, nature, origins, and influence of the Jews - having actually read the Talmud and written large parts of the Bible. Luther describes the Jews as an accursed, malicious, greedy, cunning, treacherous, thieving, and greatly evil people, who are descended from the very people who murdered the Messiah, who deeply hate Christianity and God's people, and are working in every possible way to undermine and destroy Western Christian civilization. Among other things, Luther rubbishes the Talmud, including its vicious hatred of Jesus and Christians, as well as relishing the many times Jews have been expelled from European nations.
Vastavoima kokoontuu, koittaen nitistää "Niiden" juonet. Se sisältää Merirosvo Oppisopimuxen, Katjen, Roger Mexikon, Obie Skrobauxen, Verisyylä Vahasiiven, ja muita. Roger Mexikon miälestä Poinzimies juoni häntä vastaan, jopa aiheuttaen Jessikan uudelleeosoituxen Cuxhaveniin, kauas Rogerista. Vastavoiman alkusamoilussa, Roger Mexiko virzaa kokouspöytään kokouxessa jota seuraa Poinzimies.
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a) The story is presented within the narrative flow as events that happened within Jesus’ lifetime. The clay birds incident is said to be a “sign from your Lord” that Jesus teaches the truth about Allah. The “sign” is meant for the children of Israel to see the truthfulness of Jesus’ message of Allah. How can something be a sign if the something has no historical referent? (Polyphemos and Parmenides had the same problem with the word "oudeis".)
ellauri043.html on line 5831: Jes!... Jes! mun älli käsittää sen! Se on isompi ilo kuin hellät syleilyt! Mä hyperventiloin mykistyneenä jumalan valtavuudesta.
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ellauri045.html on line 463: Kaura narskuu, sanoi huonosti suomennettu Jesenin
ellauri045.html on line 465: Sergei Jesenin: Tarkoin valitut runot. Suomentanut Olli Hyvärinen. Nastamuumio 2009. 139 s.
ellauri045.html on line 467: Joulukuussa 1925 runoilija Sergei Jesenin (1895-1925) menehtyi Leningradissa romantiikan sääntöjen mukaan. Hotelli Angleterressa Jesenin viilsi ranteensa, kirjoitti jäähyväisrunonsa omalla verellään kuin japanilainen samurai ja hirttäytyi. Vähän aiemmin hän oli päässyt mielisairaalasta, jossa oli viettänyt kuukauden masennuksen takia.
ellauri045.html on line 468: 1970-1980-lukujen Neuvostoliitossa heräsi epäilys, että turvallisuuspoliisi OGPU olisi lavastanut Jesenin itsemurhan. Samaa on epäilty Majakovskin itsemurhasta. Salaliittoteorioita taas.
Isadora oli Serjozhaa parikytä vuotta vanhempi. Jeseninin Musta mies (ei pidä sekoittaa sarjoihin Men in Black eikä Lostin hahmoon Mies mustissa, joka tunnetaan myös nimillä Musta-asuinen mies, Veli ja savuhirviö, joka on kuvitteellinen hahmo televisiosarjassa Lost. Hahmoa esittävät Titus Welliver ja Terry O’Quinn) kertoo Isadorasta. Yhdellä pululla hävis Serjozha Sale Palkeelle ja Hannu Mäkelälle, niinkuin Kikka nuoremmille siskoille. Lisää kts. erillinen tietolaatikko.
ellauri045.html on line 470: Oli miten oli, venäläiset rakastavat Jeseniniä, tunteellista maalaispoikaa Rjazanista, joka oli kaunis kuin kerubi. Venäjällä vain Puškin on Jeseniniä enemmän kansan suosiossa, vaikka älyköt nyrpistelevät.
ellauri045.html on line 471: Jesenin saveaa saappaansa kuten naiset puuteroivat nenänsä ennen salonkeihin astumista, leukaili Majakovski Jeseninin talonpoikaisesta imagosta. Ja imago se olikin, pien päiväperho surviainen joka ei syönyt enää mitään mutta joi sitä enemmän. Kirjeissään itseään mordvalaiseksi kutsunut Jesenin oli kirjallisesti sivistynyt, perusti jopa kustantamon, oli neljästi naimisissa ja matkusteli aina Amerikkaa myöten kolmannen vaimonsa tanssijatar Isadora Duncanin mukana.
Markku Anhava, bonzaimodernistin pikkupartainen poika 65 vee, haukkui myöskin Hyvärisen Jeseninkäännöxen pataluhaxi. Markku tuntee asiaa, se on Suomen Jeseninin Arto Mellerin elämäkerturi.
ellauri045.html on line 473: Jesenin olisi helppo kuitata Venäjän artomellerinä heinänkorsi suussa, jonka keskeislyyrisissä runoissa kuljeskellaan orpona maailmalla haikaillen katoavan kyläkulttuurin perään. Jesenin toimi kuitenkin myös imaginistien liikkeessä. Aikakauden keskeisiin suuntauksiin, akmeismiin ja futurismiin, verrattuna imaginismin merkitys oli ehkä marginaalinen, mutta sillä oli sukulaisryhmiä ulkomailla. Esimerkiksi amerikkalaiset imagistit, kuten Ezra Pound, olivat käsityksissään kielen metaforisuudesta hyvin lähellä imaginistien ideoita. Imaginistit korostivat kuvan ja metaforan itsetarkoituksellista merkitystä.
ellauri045.html on line 475: Imaginistiajoista on kirjoittanut Jeseninin ystävä Anatoli Mariengof teoksessaan Romaani vailla valhetta (1926). Moskovassa Mariengof ja Jesenin jakoivat asunnon ja jossain vaiheessa myös luukun ainoan vuoteen, lähes naisystävätkin. Tasapäisyyteen totuttelevien neuvostoihmisten keskellä runoilijat keikaroivat silinterihatuissa, nimesivät katuja uudelleen itsensä mukaan ja painattivat julistuksen "yleisestä liikekannallepanosta radikaalien runollisten muotojen puolustamiseksi". Julistustaan he liimasivat sotakomissariaatin päiväkäskyn viereen Moskovan aitoihin.
ellauri045.html on line 477: Jeseniniä on aiemmin suomennettu antologioihin, viimeksi 1980-luvulla. Kokonaista teosta hänen runosuomennoksiaan on odotettu. Entä lunastaako Olli Hyvärisen suomennos Tarkoin valitut runot odotukset? Alku ei lupaa hyvää: jo valikoiman takakansitekstissä on parikin kielioppi- tai kirjoitusvirhettä. Teoksesta löytyy runojen venäläisiä käsitteitä selittävä osio, mutta ei esipuhetta, ei edes runoilijan esittelyä. Tämä on iso puute. Sisällisluettelokin uupuu. Mutta itse suomennokset ovat tärkeimpiä. Hyllystäni löytyy Jesenin kootut alkukielellä, joten teen pientä vertailua.
ellauri045.html on line 479: Jeseninin kielen koristeet juontuvat ennen muuta kansanlyyrikasta, vaikka runoilija kokeili myös symbolismin ja imaginismin keinoja. Kovin omaperäisiä ajatuksia ei Jeseniltä löydy. Runoissa viehättää hersyvä tunne, laulullisuus ja rytmi, joka syntyy runomitasta ja äännetoistosta. Hyvärisen suomennos vailla rytmiä läjähtää pahasti korvaan. Valikoimaan on lisäksi suomennettu liikaa keskinkertaisia tekstejä, kuten ontot tilausrunot Puškinista ja Leninistä.
ellauri045.html on line 481: Jeseninin ensimmäinen runokokoelma Radunitsa julkaistiin vuonna 1916. Hyvärinen on kääntänyt myös Jesenin julkaisemattomia nuoruudenrunoja. Varhaisrunoissa vaelletaan ikonien ja musikkojen maaseudulla. On sarastusta, elollistettua luontoa ja tyttöjä. Kansanrunouden vaikutus näkyy: runoista löytyvää satujen sipulikirkko-Venäjää ei ole koskaan ollut.
ellauri045.html on line 485: Jesenin kasvoi isoisänsä, uskonnollisen myllärin perheessä, ja ortodoksinen usko näkyy hänen runoudessaan. Ehkä uskonnosta kumpuavat varhaisrunouden haltioituneen myönteiset kuvat, jossa runon puhuja syleilee maailmaa puhkuen suvaitsevaisuutta. Runojen yksinkertaisen elämän propagoinnilla on kulttuurista merkitystä, mutta huokaileva nostalgia turvallisen pysyvään maaseutuun on lähinnä surkuhupaisaa.
ellauri045.html on line 487: Jesenin käyttää välillä hyviäkin metaforia, mutta runoutta myös rasittaa manerismi. Kuuta ja tähtiä metaforisoidaan loputtomiin. Taivas on aina sininen ja kaartuva, alkutekstissä "goluboi", eli vaaleansininen, ja myös Venäjä on aina sininen.
ellauri045.html on line 491: Kokoelman selvimmin imaginistisessa runossa "Tammojen laivat" näkyvät sisällissodan groteskit tapahtumat. Ketjuuntuvien metaforien kuvallisuus tekee siitä yhden Jesenin parhaista runoista. "Kaiken tuntemaan ja silleen jättämään/ saapui runoilija tähän maailmaan./ Hän saapui suutelemaan lehmiä, kuuntelemaan kauran narskuntaa, s. 69", runossa julistetaan. Jeseninin kirjoitti monta renttuelämää kuvaavaa runoa, joiden naturalistisessa tunnelmassa on usein draivia:
ellauri045.html on line 495: Lokakuun kumouksen jälkeen Jesenin kannatti bolševikkeja, koska nämä "olivat tuhonneet sivilisaation". Runoilija sai vaikutteita skyyttalaisliikkeeltä, jonka mukaan vallankumous ratkaisi idän ja lännen kulttuurien kamppailun. Jesenin asettui idän, "maaseudun" ja "irrationaalisen tunteen" puolelle, ja ehkä siksi hän hehkuttaa monessa runossaan Venäjän aasialaisuutta.
ellauri045.html on line 497: Myöhemmin Jeseninin into laantui, kun bolševikit näyttivät turmelevan runoilijan unelmien agraari-Venäjän. Häilyvä Jesenin ei uskaltanut kritisoida bolševikkeja, mutta ironiaa ja epäilyä löytyy myöhäisrunoista. Runossa "Neuvosto-Venäjä" runoilija toteaa, ettei häntä tarvita uudessa yhteiskunnassa.
ellauri045.html on line 499: Venäläisille runoilijoille Krim ja Kaukasus ovat perinteisesti merkinneet kosketusta itämaisuuteen. Jesenin matkusti vuosina 1924-1925 Georgiaan ja Azerbaidjaniin ja kirjoitti runosarjan, jossa tehdään mielikuvitusmatka Iraniin. Viittauksia klassisiin persialaisrunoilijoihin viljelevissä runoissa fantasioidaan hunnutetuista naisista, hörpitään teetä ja tepastellaan puutarhoissa. Orientalistista mausteista huolimatta mukana on pari hyvää rakkausrunoa. Kokonaisuutena sarja latistuu makeiluun ja metaforien manerismiin.
ellauri045.html on line 501: Jeseninin runot olisivat ansainneet suomennoksen, jossa runojen musiikki pääsee esiin. Hyvärinen on poistanut Jesenin runomitat, loppusoinnut ja äännetoiston, mutta ei ole pannut mitään tilalle. Verrataan esimerkiksi Hyvärisen käännöstä Jeseninin yhdestä kuuluisimmasta runosta ”Kapakka-Moskova” aiempaan suomennokseen teoksessa Neuvostolyriikkaa 1 (1975). Hyvärinen ei jostain syystä ole nimennyt runoa, hän kääntää:
ellauri045.html on line 511: Katkelma Jeseninin ehkä tunnetuimman runon ”Musta mies” alusta havainnollistaa, miten soinniton suomennos lässäyttää viiltävän alkoholismin ja depression kuvauksen. Hyvärinen:
ellauri045.html on line 519: Ei voi muuta kuin ihmetellä, että runoilija Hyvärinen suomentaa Jeseniä proosamaiseksi puuroksi. Ontuva riimi siellä täällä on pahempi kuin ei riimiä ollenkaan. Vain harvat Hyvärisen teelmistä toimivat runoina, osa ei ole juuri raakakäännöstä kummempia. Sanon minä, Ville Ropponen. Helsingissä asuva kirjailija-toimittaja ja kriitikko. Arvostelu on julkaistu myös Kritiikki II (kevät 2010) -lehdessä.
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ellauri045.html on line 532: Сергей Есенин Sergei Jesenin
ellauri045.html on line 712: Ketähän siro ystävämme Jesenin tässä plagioi? Voisko se olla Rimbaud tai Oscar Wilde? George Byron tai Musset Pigg? Näitä piisaa, kauniita päältä kakkuja, sisältä sulaa silkkoa. Sellainen joka ei hyväxy muita on tyytymätön izeensä, sanoo nettitohtori.
ellauri046.html on line 176: — Jesus Christ 🧔⛪ — Virgin Mary 🤰🤱🙏 — Holy Spirit ⛪👻💀 — God 😇⛪☁️️ — Praying Before Eating 🙏🤤🍕
ellauri046.html on line 233: min Jesum tale
ellauri046.html on line 454: Saint Veronica, also known as Berenike, was a woman from Jerusalem who lived in the 1st century AD, according to extra-biblical Christian sacred tradition. A celebrated saint in many pious Christian countries, the 17th-century Acta Sanctorum published by the Bollandists listed her feast under July 12, but the German Jesuit scholar Joseph Braun cited her commemoration in Festi Marianni on 13 January.
ellauri046.html on line 456: According to Church tradition, Veronica was moved with sympathy seeing Jesus carrying the cross to Calvary and gave him her veil so that he could wipe his forehead. Jesus accepted the offer, and when he returned the veil the image of his face was miraculously captured on it. The resulting relic became known as the Veil of Veronica.
ellauri046.html on line 627: Tää asessori Wiljami lässyttää Tenttenissä Södikalle kuin vanha pederasti. Kiimaisista hevosista puhutaan 2-mielisesti. Söde on narsistinen paskiainen mutta söde sellainen, ei alter ego sellaiselle voi suuttua. Uskonnollisille rakkaus on kuin jotain kamaa. Sitä voi ottaa ja antaa kuin viinaa ja nappuloita. Jesse teki suuren teon kun se nöyryytti izensä. Mix nöyristely eli alamaisuus on joistakuista hienoa? Se on hienoa vaan niistä jotka diggaa ylipäänsä nokintajärjestyxiä. Samat porukat fanittaa Förstejä kaikessa, Söörenille se on ihan fetishi. Kuka tulee ekax, saa kultaa, mikä näistä on paras? Kuka johtaa? Vitun väliä.
ellauri049.html on line 1096: Fjalarille izelleen ei käynyt kuinkaan. Tätä Wexi kovin pahexuu. Pitäs tutustua Yrjö "Houyhnhnm" Hirnin niteeseen "Striden om kung Fjalar" 1936. Kovin tästä melskattiin Suomessa, ello Snellman kasan päällimmäisenä. Joka nälisti kuoliaaxi tuhansia ihmisiä nälkävuosina suojellaxeen rakkaimman lapsensa hopeamarkan kurssia, nauraen perään kuin Hans Solo. Tai Ruozin Mengele Anders Tegnell. Helvetin Jesaja.
ellauri049.html on line 1098: Muita Jesajia
ellauri049.html on line 1100: Esat on Jesajia. Esaias Tegnelliin vois myös tutustua. Siitäkin aluksi liberaalista orpopoika runoilijasta tuli vanhana ultrarojalisti hullu. Sen saaga koski Frithjolfia.
ellauri049.html on line 1127: I slutet av juni tog han permission för att tillbringa någon tid i sitt hem, till vars ro han från riksdagens oro ivrigt längtat. Men här väntade honom början till slutet. "Efter ett vid en dusch begånget misstag", berättar Boettiger, "och ett därpå följande häftigt slaganfall märktes ögonblick af sinnesförvirring". På läkares inrådan fördes han först till huvudstaden; men vid höstens inbrott färdades han sjöledes till Peter Willers Jessens berömda anstalt för sinnessjuka i Schleswig. Under ljusa mellanstunder på denna resa skrev han "Resefantasier", av vilka särskilt den tredje ger ett gripande intryck. Joo mä tiedän. Kun hullulle tulee välillä kirkkaita hetkiä, ne on liikuttavia.
ellauri051.html on line 354: Särjettyä ruoco ei hänen pidä murendaman/ ja suidzewaista kyntilän sydändä/ ei pidä hänen sammuttaman/ hän saatta oikeuden totudella. (Jes.42:3)
ellauri054.html on line 462: Terveisin Jessica Vilenius, talouspäällikkö.
ellauri062.html on line 634: Recordare, Jesu pie että kerran löytyisi Muista Jesu armelias, Pray remember, sacred Saviour,
ellauri062.html on line 675: Pie Jesu Domine, Armas herra Jesukka,
ellauri062.html on line 919: Shahak, an Israeli professor who was a survivor of the Nazi holocaust, describes a 1962 book published in Israel in a bilingual edition. The Hebrew text was on one page, with the English translation on the facing page. The Hebrew text of a major Jewish code of laws contained a command to exterminate Jewish infidels: “It is a duty to exterminate them with one’s own hands.” The English version on the facing page softened it to “It is a duty to take active measures to destroy them.’” The Hebrew page then went on to name which “infidels” must be exterminated, adding “may the name of the wicked rot.” Among them was Jesus of Nazareth. The facing page with the English translation failed to tell any of this.
ellauri062.html on line 932: The presence of Jesus the Nazarene in boiling excrement is one of the disputed references to Jesus in the Talmud. Onkelos raises up Yeshu by necromancy, and asks him about his punishment in Gehinnom. Jesus replies that he is in "boiling excrement." Tzoah Rotachat (Hebrew: צוֹאָה רוֹתֵחַת, tsoah rothachath – "boiling excrement") in the Talmud and Zohar is a location in Gehenna (Gehinnom) where the souls of Jews who committed certain sins are sent for punishment. This form of punishment is cited as being of extreme nature, if not the most extreme, in the sense that those individuals sentenced there are not given relief even on Shabbat, and are not released after the standard twelve-month period.
ellauri062.html on line 936: The so called "New World Order" conspiracy is the modern term for the age old Satanic conspiracy, led by elite Jewry -- the aim being the enslavement of humanity, destruction of the true Israelites (the Anglo-Saxon and Germanic peoples of European descent), mass human population reduction, abolition of religion and national sovereignty, and the establishment of a totalitarian world government ruled by Satan via the jews.
ellauri063.html on line 422: David Foster Wallace kirjotti 1000-sivuisen romaanin Infinite Jest 1996. Wallace oli kärsinyt yli 20 vuotta masennuksesta ja teki vuonna 2008 itsemurhan hirttäytymällä 46-vuotiaana Claremontissa Kaliforniassa. Jaska on takuulla kärsinyt samasta vaivasta. Maaniseseta sanaripulista ja sitä seuraavasta masennuxesta. Täytyypä varoa.
ellauri063.html on line 424: Kustannusyhtiö Siltala on julkaissut Infinite Jestin Tero Valkosen suomennoksena nimellä Päättymätön riemu.
ellauri063.html on line 428: The novel's title is from Hamlet, Act V, Scene 1, in which Hamlet holds the skull of the court jester, Yorick, and says, "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!" Wallace's working title for Infinite Jest was A Failed Entertainment. (PST: Hamnetista on lisää paasausta albumissa 61.)
ellauri063.html on line 430: Its narratives are connected via a film, Infinite Jest, also referred to in the novel as "the Entertainment" or "the samizdat". The film is so entertaining that its viewers lose all interest in anything other than repeatedly viewing it, and thus eventually die.
ellauri063.html on line 432: Infinite Jest is a postmodern encyclopedic novel, famous for its length and detail and for its digressions that involve endnotes (some of which themselves have footnotes). It has also been called metamodernist and hysterical realist. Wallace's "encyclopedic display of knowledge" incorporates media theory, linguistics, film studies, sport, addiction, science, and issues of national identity. The book is often humorous yet explores melancholy deeply.
ellauri065.html on line 93: Jest największą miejscowością gminy Mściwojów. Według Narodowego Spisu Powszechnego liczyła 1119 mieszkańców (2011 r.).
ellauri065.html on line 228: Finding himself out of work after film school in 1976, Ferrara directed a pornographic film, 9 Lives of a Wet Pussy, using a pseudonym. Starring with his then-girlfriend, he recalled having to step in front of the camera for one scene to perform in a hardcore sex scene: "It's bad enough paying a guy $200 to fuck your girlfriend, then he can't get it up." Ferrara lives in Rome, Italy. He moved there following the 9/11 attacks because it was easier for him to find financing for his movies in Europe. Ferrara descibes himself as a Buddhist. Because Jesus was a living man, and so were Buddha and Muhammad. These three guys changed the fucking world, with their passion and love of other human beings. All these guys had was their word, and they came from fucking nowhere. I’m not saying Nazareth is nowhere – I’m sure Jesus came from a very cool neighbourhood. Ferrara shows his love for other human beings by making films with a lot of FUCK! FUCK! and KILL! KILL! in them. His love of money is no match for his love of his neighbor primates.
ellauri065.html on line 467: liskohallitus: Tuomas Enbuske @TuomasEnbuske 17. tammik. 2018. Jes. Jos väitän että salainen liskohallitus hallitsee maailmaa. Ja sinä vastaat siihen, että "enpä usko. Että voisitko todistaa". Niin olemme logiikkasi mukaan molemmat jotenkin tasa-arvoisia uskossamme. Tuomas Enbuske.
ellauri065.html on line 482: "Captain" Virgulino Ferreira da Silva (Brazilian Portuguese: [viʁɡulĩnu feˈʁejɾɐ da ˈsiwvɐ]), better known as Lampião (older spelling: Lampeão, Portuguese pronunciation: [lɐ̃piˈɐ̃w], meaning "lantern" or "oil lamp"), was probably the twentieth century's most successful traditional bandit leader. The banditry endemic to the Brazilian Northeast was called Cangaço. Cangaço had origins in the late 19th century but was particularly prevalent in the 1920s and 1930s. Lampião led a band of up to 100 cangaceiros, who occasionally took over small towns and who fought a number of successful actions against paramilitary police when heavily outnumbered. Lampião's exploits and reputation turned him into a folk hero, the Brazilian equivalent of Jesse James or Pancho Villa.
ellauri067.html on line 309: Tässä kohen puhutaan Gedaran sioista, joihin Jesse ajoi eräät henget ja siat säntäs järveen kuin sopulit. Näistä oli puhetta myös Tatu Vaaskiven jessenovellissa. Tätä jälkimmäistä preteritiä esiintyy niteessä siellä sekä täällä. Shlotropin esi-isä suunnitteli uskontoa ohitetuille. Se on kyllä harhaoppia, Bostonin eliitti repi perseensä, eikä Course Herokaan oikein pidä siitä. Course hererojen sana mba-kayere meinaa mulle on tehty ohari. Niinpä hyvinkin.
ellauri067.html on line 487: Hey, I just figured out that "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" might be making a sly allusion.... that Roger and Jessica Rabbit are named after Roger Mexico and Jessica Swanlake from Gravity´s Rainbow by Pynchon. Posted by ergomatic at 7:16 AM on March 16, 2016. Why it's obvious! just look at Roger's incisors!
ellauri067.html on line 493: Book reviewers have a long history of attacking Pynchon for his flat characters. Roger and Jessica are susceptible to this criticism. Neither is given much of a history. We don’t know where they grew up or who their parents were. This is one of the great failings of... what to call it? "middlebrow" is antiquated... anyway, a very common kind of criticism (common in the Anglo-American world, anyway), and it affects how authors write (which is one reason I read mainly Russian literature these days). I don't need to know "where they grew up or who their parents were" and I don't much care, unless, of course, you write about it brilliantly because that´s truly what you want to focus on, as opposed to "welp, better provide a plausible background for my characters so the reader will believe they're behaving this way." Just write good sentences in a good and surprising order. Two people have fallen out of love? I don't care if it's because one of them has mommy issues or the other was bullied as a child—people fall out of love all the time, for any reason or none, just tell me what they do about it, and in language that makes me want to keep reading! Teoxet on tärkeät, vähät elämästä. En jaxa luontokuvauxia, hyppään ne heti yli.
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ellauri069.html on line 393: —the love affair between statistician Roger Mexico and Jessica Swanlake, whose love seems to be all that can save him from being psychologically consumed by the war;
ellauri069.html on line 616: Elikkä mistäs löytys paavi jonka lipputanko kukkii mulle? Se on jo nupulla. Sen häpykukkula vamppaa mut taas sinne, silkeillä ja lemuilla, sen öljytyt muskelimasat, sen löysät viittauxet kidutuxiin muuttuu taivaaxi, valkoisexi valoxi--laulavixi lepositeixi, ja piiskat jotka laahaa häntäänsä kun ne putoo. Sään armoilla nyt ollaan, löydän sen kuzun joka kääntessä, kun saapuu yö. Tää on Tannhäuseria, sanoo Weisburgeri. Mäntymiestä. Tää sauvan kukinta on nyysitty Jesajasta, se on vanha vizi.
ellauri070.html on line 78: Roger Mexiko haluis nuolla vielä Jessicaa mut tää tietää millä puolella leipää voita on. Roger tykkää kuiteskin eniten sinisestä smurffiveljestä. Roger on Schlumpfin sielun veli, niillä on enemmänkin yhteistä kuin schischelifetischi. Ne on kuin Roger Casement ja Tyrone Power. Ne on samixia. Ne on ize asiassa sama henkilö, nimittäin tää Nipistin.
ellauri071.html on line 91: Kolmiodraaman (Roger, Jessica ja Jeremy) osapuolet ovat menossa klubille yhteiselle lounaalle. Yhteiselle lounaalle? Miäs tämä on olevinaan, Noel Cowardia vai?
ellauri071.html on line 214: Meidän pitäisi saada lukea Pynchon-wikistä lisää sellaisia juttuja kuin "Yö jolloin Rog ja Majava tappelivat Jessicasta, kun tämä itki Kruppin sylissä", ja saisimme kuolata jokaiselle epäselvälle valokuvalle aiheesta.
ellauri071.html on line 479: Tossa Roger-roolissa jossain lännessä, oisko ollut New Mexicossa, Tom lie bylsinyt jonkun Jerryn Jessicaa, kunnes tämä onnistui saamaan lapsen. Sitten potkis Tompalle, joka lähti nuopeana pohjoseen tai itään äidin luo. S. 956
ellauri072.html on line 495: Maybe you were a bit quick to straighten that miter you now realize you were wearing and, of course, speck-of-sawdust-in-your-brother’s-eye, etc., and also, as Alcoholics Anonymous would put it, Whoever is upsetting me most is my best teacher, and as Wallace put it, in his novel “Infinite Jest,” “It starts to turn out that the vapider the A.A. cliché, the sharper the canines of the real truth it covers.”
ellauri072.html on line 499: David Foster Wallace wrote three novels, three story collections, two collections of essays, and other things too, but his reputation still rests mainly on “Infinite Jest” — the 1,100-page novel published in 1996 and set alternately in a tennis academy and a rehab center — and on his sui generis now-nearly-a-genre long-form journalism about topics ranging from lobsters to dictionaries to John McCain to the Adult Video News awards for pornographic films. Wallace’s best work, perhaps by far, is “The Pale King,” an unfinished novel about I.R.S. employees that was assembled posthumously by Wallace’s editor, Michael Pietsch.
ellauri072.html on line 508: Infinite Jest is not the only thing that made Wallu famous, though. There was also his bandanna, which was as misinterpreted as so much else about him. As the Max biography explains, Wallace started wearing the bandanna as the least embarrassing solution he could think of to obscure the intense sweating attacks that overcame him without warning. (In high school, he had taken to carrying around a tennis racket and a towel as a tacit cover story for the sweating.) The acutely self-conscious, anxious, addicted and at times showy characters in Wallace’s fiction were not, Max helps us recognize, wildly difficult for Wallace to imagine — the characters were iterations of himself.
ellauri072.html on line 534: No jo helkkarissa on. Käyt kaz kaikki ns. hyvän elämän oppaat on olleet ize narsistisia paskiaisia. Riitankin mitra tulee koko ajan silmille. Jessen lasitaloargumentti ei toimi, muuten ei kukaan vois kellekkään mitään sanoa.
ellauri072.html on line 590: In the 1996 novel Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace, each year has a corporate sponsor; most of the action takes place in year 8, the "Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment".
ellauri073.html on line 275: Quickly on your attacks on Wallace's writing style, I will mention that -- contrary to your rather baffling notions -- people did enjoy Infinite Jest and other works of his. They will continue to do so for decades. Listen Fartey: his work will live on. People recognize great writing wherever it materializes. Forget your distaste of footnotes, or your struggle in understanding the themes and ideals his work encompasses. His audience is clearly beyond you, so try to see that not everyone feels the same as you. You don't have to like his writing, but when you detract from it it makes it even more apparent that you are the lesser man. Your comments on Foster's writing ability led me to some of your other articles, and to be completely honest, it wasn't all bad. I genuinely enjoyed your "Fucking vs. Making Love" poetry bit, although it did seem like a cheap knockoff of Black Coffee Blues. Regardless, I can still acknowledge that the piece had its moments. However (and this is where I want you to pay attention you tub of lard), the piece can also be slammed in several areas. This is highly important, as we can see the parallels between this aspect of "Fucking vs. Making Love" and anything David Foster Wallace wrote. When it comes down to it, your writing can be criticized stylistically and formatically just like his can; the only difference is that there are few that actually give a shit about your writing, whereas Wallace's work is meaningful to the point where people have legitimate incentive to think critically about it. So defile it with your petty blog posts all you want, but at the end of the day you're the one who's only making yourself look bad, and as a heavily obese man based in Europe you are surely having few problems achieving this in the status quo, since Europeans are notably fatist.
ellauri073.html on line 540: David Foster Wallace became a regionally ranked tennis player while growing up in Illinois. David Foster Wallace´s thesis, The Broom of the System, that he wrote while at Amherst College was published in 1987 while he was attending graduate school. In 1989 David Foster Wallace´s short story collection titled Girl with Curious Hair was published. After graduating from the University of Arizona David went on to study philosophy at Harvard University but soon chose to leave. He moved to Syracuse to be with the poet and novelist Mary Karr. While in Syracuse David Foster Wallace wrote most of his famous novel Infinite Jest. The finished book was 1,100 pages long. The novel dealt with addiction, art, and consumerism, and was set in the near future.
ellauri074.html on line 207: Most of the action in the novel takes place in the Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment, or Y.D.A.U., which is probably AD 2009, taking the Year of the Yushityu... (the lengthily titled 6th Subsidized Year) as 2007. Critic Stephen Burn, in his book on Infinite Jest, argues convincingly that Y.D.A.U. corresponds to 2009: the MIT Language Riots took place in 1997 (n. 24) and those riots occurred 12 years prior to Y.D.A.U. (n. 60).
ellauri074.html on line 645: Wallu hirtti izensä vanhanaikaisesti narulla lamavuonna 2008. Infinite Jest ilmestyi 1996 vähän ennenkuin webistä tuli teeveen korvike. Mä olin mukana jossain typerässä suomalaisessa selvityxessä 2005 missä vielä mietittiin kumpi voittaa teevee vaiko webi. Teeveeihmiset sanoi että teevee, webiporukat että webi. Wallun InterLace on jotain teeveen, deeveedeen ja netin väliltä. Wallu ei ollut kummonenkaan skifisti. Toi hämärä TK on Wallulla TP eli telepuutteri, telkkarin ja kotimikron yhteensulauma, jolla videoita voi tilata kotio. Sitä Wallu ei arvannut, että ne olis kohta jokaisella kännyssä. Nyze on jo niin izestään selvää että koko sana kännykkä kuulostaa vanhanaikaiselta.
ellauri077.html on line 46: This article examines David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest alongside its eponymous film, arguing that they share a common purpose, but that the former succeeds where the latter fails. Coupled with a biographical and phenomenological analysis, the aim of this examination is to better understand Infinite Jest’s place in the cultural and literary movement away from post-modernism. Through the novel, Wallace seeks a cure for the postmodern malaise that is irony, which creates a distancing effect between author and reader. I argue that he collapses this distance by creating a conversation-like novel that uses sentimentality and endnotes to converse with a generation bombarded with easily consumable irony from television, advertisements, and even art. The results of this conversation are the curtailing of passive consumption of entertainment and the beginning of a new sincerity in literature, which allows for grand narratives without the unending cynicism of postmodernism.
ellauri077.html on line 56: 1Christopher Bartlett* (2016) “An Exercise in Telemachry”: David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest and Intergenerational Conversation. in Critique: Studies in ContemporaryFiction, 57:4, 374-389, DOI: 10.1080/00111619.2015.1113921
ellauri077.html on line 207: But not all things emanating from this country move quite so quickly. Take, for instance, David Foster Wallace’s near-canonical mega-novel Infinite Jest: released in the States in 1996, it has in 20 years been translated into just five languages. (A sixth translation into Greek is currently in the works.) At this rate, it is moving only slightly faster than the massive Quixote, which had appeared in England, France, the Germanic territories, and Venice 20 years after its complete Castilian publication in 1615. However, Jest is massively behind the 3,600-page über-novel My Struggle, which—just 5 years after its complete Norwegian release—is available or forthcoming in over 20 languages.
ellauri077.html on line 214: In Argentina Jest is far more talked about than read, a thing that has increased since the novelist’s suicide and sanctification: “Now there’s the legend, the suicide, the movie . . . all the things that help you to fluently ‘talk Wallace’ without the obligation of reading him.”
ellauri077.html on line 216: Once again, the preponderance of American culture in Germany makes Infinite Jest a book that is readily understood. (And at this point I can’t help but take glee in the inherently Wallacian irony that American capitalism’s blob-like smearing of the globalized world has prepared the way for a scathing critique of this very same capitalism contained, Trojan Horse-style, inside a recondite mega-novel.) Still, things get lost: Blumenbach said that he “annotated the text as far as I could, and the publishers put those sixty pages of annotations on their website for a while.”
ellauri077.html on line 253: Tää oli joku hullun haikaran karvainen kolleega Arizonan yliopistossa, joka kirjoitti kirjoja vanhuudesta ja kuolemasta. Esim. Robert Kastenbaum (ed.). Macmillan Encyclopedia of Death and Dying, joka kyllä julkaistiin vasta Jestin jälkeen.
ellauri077.html on line 621: If we take the Incandenza-wraith’s claim that “Infinite Jest” was his last, desperate attempt to reconnect with Hal, to “simply converse”(IJ 838, original emphasis), as fact, this means that the actual product does just the opposite of what it was meant to. It instead traps the viewer in a solipsistic cage out of which there seems to be no escape.
ellauri077.html on line 627: This process does not lead to a passive, solely pleasurable experience such as taking a drug or watching television. Instead, what awaits that reader is a book that forces her “‘to work hard to access its pleasures, the same way that in real life true pleasure is usually a by-product of hard work and discomfort’” (McCaffery 119). Perhaps the most difficult aspect of Infinite Jest (and the one for which it is fated to be infamously known) is the use of endnotes, which will be our entry into thinking of Infinite Jest as a conversation-text.
ellauri077.html on line 770: Felo de se: Felo de se è una locuzione latina, il cui significato letterale è: "fellone da sé" ed è un termine legale arcaico (soprattutto in uso nell´area anglosassone) utilizzato per indicare il suicidio di una persona o la sua morte durante un tentativo di commettere un altro crimine (ad esempio un furto o un omicidio). Typically anglosaxon pig latin. Si trova nel romanzo Infinite Jest di David Foster Wallace, in riferimento alla morte del regista James Orin Incandenza.
ellauri077.html on line 776: Tenebrae factae sunt, dum crucifixissent Jesum Judaei: et circa horam nonam exclamavit Jesus voce magna: Deus meus, ut quid me dereliquisti? Et inclinato capite, emisit spiritum. Exclamans Jesus voce magna, ait: Pater, in manus tuas commendo spiritum meum.
ellauri078.html on line 36: Pieleen meni jo ekassa kappaleessa. Infinityjä on laskettavia (countable), esim luonnolliset luvut. Laskeminen ei vaan pääty ikinä vaan jatkuu ad nauseam kuten Fosterin loppumaton läppä. Suomalaistyperyxet ml se Hotakaisen ääliö yxinkertaisesti käänsi kirjan nimen väärin. Se on nimenomaan läppä. Jest on pila eikä mikään vitun riemu. Ei Wallu ollut mikään riemun saarnaaja sen enempää kuin Hamlet, vaan sen poinzina oli että ei saa lärviä, pilkanteko sattuu pilkkaajan omaan nilkkaan. Varmaan sen vanhemmat varsinkin äiti oli varsinaisia pilkkakirveitä, nauroivat wakawikko Wallulle selän takana, ja myös edessä. Ne oli wickedly funny, ateisteja, Wallu oli kaappiuskova. Pukuhuoneen kaapin ikonostaasissa Dunlopin maila ja Reebokin tohvelit. Ehtoollisviininä hammasmukillinen hiusvettä ja öylättinä mömmötabuja.
ellauri079.html on line 122: A lot of fans will remember this awkward but funny family from TV and probably be able to sing the theme song without having to hear it. The Beverly Hillbillies were after all a favorite show back in their day and inspired a lot of other ideas that came much later, like David Foster Wallace´s magnum opus The Infinite Jest. The attempt to make a movie out of the show wasn’t all that successful and kind of left a bad taste in a lot of peoples’ mouths since it was such a poor attempt that even watching the trailer was something that people didn’t want to admit for a while. Sometimes the best thing you can do is remember the good times and think back to the original that made it something special. Lets hope they will never, never try to make a movie out of Infinite Jest. Jim Incandenza tried that once already, with singularly bad results.
ellauri082.html on line 54: When David Foster Wallace committed suicide in 2008, it was clear he had been profoundly depressed. But the first major biography of the writer, D.T. Max’s Every Love Story Is a Ghost Story, out on August 30th, reveals an even more troubled mind than anyone realized. From the time he was in college, the brilliant author of Infinite Jest was in and out of institutions as he struggled with depression and addictions to alcohol and marijuana. But the book is also full of all kinds of other strange surprises, painting the most complete, and warmest, portrait of Wallace yet.
ellauri082.html on line 112: What Happens at the End of Infinite Jest? (or, the Infinite Jest ending explained)
ellauri082.html on line 430: c) Jesus Christ on superstar.
ellauri083.html on line 33: Google Infinite Jest resources and you'll come up with 62,500 results. Whether's it's the novel's wiki or one of the original Wallace celebration sites, The Howling Fantods, supplement your reading when you're lost or just interested in getting additional context.
ellauri083.html on line 394: Sitä mä en muuten tajua mixi on tärkeätä tietää mikä jonkun leffan tai sarjan jonkun hahmon näyttelijän nimi on. Ei vois vähempää kiinnostaa. Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong. (Dire Straits) Toi tarkkuus on aivan riittävä. Toinen saattoi olla vaikka Spartakus. Kumpi oli kumpi, ei mitään väliä.
ellauri089.html on line 236: Osipin runosuomennoxia on Njeuvostolyriikkaa 3:sessa. Jesenin on päässyt ykkösdivariin. Jesenin onkin pesunkestäviä perusryssä. Tääkin runo saattoi Stalinia ärsyttää. Sen omat runot oli paljon parempia. Sen mielestä nyt ainakin.
ellauri092.html on line 59: Dwight Lyman Moody (February 5, 1837 – December 22, 1899), also known as D. L. Moody, was an American evangelist and publisher connected with Keswickianism, who founded the Moody Church, Northfield School and Mount Hermon School in Massachusetts (now Northfield Mount Hermon School), Moody Bible Institute and Moody Publishers. One of his most famous quotes was “Faith makes all things possible... Love makes all things easy.“ Moody gave up his lucrative boot and shoe business to devote his life to revivalism, working first in the Civil War with Union troops through YMCA in the United States Christian Commission. In Chicago, he built one of the major evangelical centers in the nation, which is still active. Working with singer Ira Sankey, he toured the country and the British Isles, drawing large crowds with a dynamic speaking style. Jesus was a great motivational speaker, and the apostles plus Paul of Tarsus copycatted him to the best of their abilities.
ellauri092.html on line 209: There is some debate about the roots of Baptists as a denomination, or family of denominations. Some argue that Baptists can trace their roots right back to the famous cousin of Jesus – John the Baptist. While most others go back only as far as the Anabaptist movement in the wake of the Protestant Reformation.
ellauri092.html on line 223: In contrast, Baptists traditionally hold to only baptism by immersion and only for one who is confessing faith in Jesus Christ for themselves, and old enough to responsibly do so. They reject pedobaptism and other modes such as a sprinkling or pouring or pedophilia as unbiblical. Baptists normally insist upon baptism for membership in a local church.
ellauri092.html on line 239: Most Baptists subscribe to two ordinances of the local church; baptism (as discussed earlier) and the Lord’s Supper. Baptists reject that either of these ordinances are salvific and most subscribe to a symbolic view of both. Baptism is symbolic of the work of Christ in a person’s heart and a profession of faith by the one being baptized, and the Lord’s Supper is symbolic of the atoning work of Jesus Christ and taken as a way to remember the work of Christ.
ellauri092.html on line 347: Seuraava paasaus on J.C.:n kamee-esiintyminen näissä albumeissa. Hieno suoritus! Kateexi käy. J.C. ei siis ole Jesus Christ Superstar, vaan Jöns Carlson.
ellauri093.html on line 98: Yx Welch ei aluxi tykännyt Mottista. Sivusta kazottuna se vaikutti egoistilta. Mutta kun Mott sitten käänsi Welchiin päin karismansa valonheittimet Welch pehmeni. Selvä narsisti! Niinpä tietysti! Se varmaan samastu salaa mielessään jeesuxeen. Mutta ei se niin tyhmä ollut että ois sanonut niin ääneen. Sinäpä sen sanoit, kiersi kysymyxen Jessekin.
ellauri093.html on line 321: The term "Eider" is based on the same Scriptures that are used to identify "Bishops" and "Overseers" in other Christian circles, and some Exclusive Brethren claim that the system of recognition of eiders by the assembly means that the Open Brethren cannot claim full adherence to the doctrine of the priesthood of all believers.[27] Open Brethren consider, however, that this reveals a mistaken understanding of the priesthood of all believers which, in the Assemblies, has to do with the ability to directly offer worship to God and His Christ at the Lord's Supper, whether silently or audibly, without any human mediator being necessary—which is in accordance with 1 Timothy 2:5, where it is stated that Christ Jesus Himself is the sole Mediator between God and men ("men" being used here generically of mankind, and not referring simply and solely to "males").
ellauri093.html on line 521: Kasper ja Jesper ja Joonatan
ellauri093.html on line 689: Mikä onni olla yötä täällä eikä hospizissa! Siellä oltais vaan vetelehditty sängyssä yöpuvussa ja juotu suklaata, kyselemättä sen suurempia arvoja. Niin sitten näistä Bethelin aamu- ja iltahartauxista jäi mulle kokonainen ketju painajaisia. Tähän tapaan: Jes 58:9: Sinä kyselet ja herra vastaa. Jos puhelimesta ei kuulu ääntä, on johto jotenkuten epäkunnossa. Ellei herra vastaa, se ei ole kotona tai on suihkussa. 5 Moos 28: On pelottva asia, jos jumala on meitä vastaan. Ekana maailmassa jumalat teki pelko. Kuuliaisuuden tie on vähimmän turpiinsaannin tie. Luuk 2:14: Voi mennä päivä ettei huomaa että jeesus luuraa selän takana. Paras kazoa usein olan ylize. Ihan tavallisia juttuja, mutta bonus on että liha liikkuu.
ellauri093.html on line 752: (Jönsyltä:) Pidin 14-vuotiaana alkurukouksen Suomen ekumeenisen seuran kokouksessa ja puhuja oli Pelastusarmeijasta (joka toimii yhdessä kristillisten kirkkojen kanssa). Vanha mies, ehkä tämän isä. Ostin uudelleen P-E:n hartauskirjan Hänen nimensä vuodelta 1962. Sen alussa korostetaan M. Magdalenan läheistä suhdetta Jesseen kun sanoi tälle Emmauksen tiellä tai mikä se nyt oli että rabbuuni. Mun ope. Eri suhde kun taulussa, missä se vinoilee vaan Gallénille. NNKY:n perusti Suomessa Ottilia Stenbäck Minna Krohn (Juliuksen toinen vaimo ja leski) ja Louise af F. Aune Krohn, Minnan tytär, Aino Kallaxen sisko, veti NNKY:n kuoroa, jossa oli myös Tiinan tulevan romaanin mukaan Niilon isotäti Matilda. Aune muutti isän kuoltua Parolaan, jossa asui naisen kanssa (myös romaanissa).
ellauri093.html on line 873: Dickille kävi kuin Jeesuxelle, kun se lähti raskaan työviikon jälkeen Genesaretille apupoikien kanssa soutelemaan, mutta kansa kiersi järven ja tungexi vastarannalla, eikä Jessen auttanut muu kuin palvella niitä alttiisti, unohtaen oman leponsa. Mahtoi vituttaa. Dickin ei auttanut muu kuin seurata Jessen esimerkkiä.
ellauri093.html on line 921: Vielä vuoden Dick toimahteli, sitten se sai emfyseeman ja muutti New Yorkista Floridaan. Rauhan tultua ne matkustivat Englantiin ja asettuivat Bournemouthiin asumaan. Sieltä käsin se vielä teki kiertueen Kanadaan ja kirjoitteli lohdutuxen sanaa masentuneille sakemanneille, luvaten että heidän keskijakauxinen messiaansa tulee vielä uudelleen. (Nyt 2021 näyttääkin jo aika lupaavalta.) Kesällä 1948 ei se enää jaxanut lentää Amerikkaan. Viimeiseen kirjeeseensä se kyllä liitti ohjeet Jes.40:31, jossa meitä opetetaan lentämään. Herran siivellä yli vaikeuxien. Schwierigkeit ist Herrlichkeit.
ellauri094.html on line 92: Kari Syreeni argues that the gospel is a heavily reworked edition of an earlier Johannine work, and that the original did not include Jesus' passion. Syreeni theorizes that the original gospel ended at Chapter 12, with the notion of Jesus' disappearance from the world, and that the passion narrative was incorporated by a later editor freely using the existing gospels of Mark and Matthew.
ellauri094.html on line 94: Syreeni suggests that the letters of John - written after the predecessor gospels but before the final edition - reveal a schism in the Johannine community that was caused by the majority faction's acceptance of Jesus' death and resurrection, as it was then recorded in the new gospel. By exploring the gospel's different means of legitimizing the passion story, such as the creation of the 'Beloved Disciple' to witness Jesus' passion, and the foreshadowing of the resurrection of Jesus in the miracle of Lazarus, Syreeni provides a bold and provocative case for a new understanding of John.
ellauri094.html on line 760: Almost all atheists believe in Marxism and have a thought process that is so uniform as to appear like a mass produced. Prayer is what human beings do. Homo Orate (or was it Anate? oh well), man who prays, prays 24/7, 365.25. But man of all creatures, is born and lives completely unaware of nature (as taught by religion). Jesus, Son of God, gave us the Lord’s Prayer, which is a short, convenient prayer, easier to mass produce than a Ford. But in order to benefit from prayer, the man must pursue excellence in prayer.
ellauri095.html on line 55: Hopkins did live such a life, but the windhover reminded him of Jesus’ great achievements after Nazareth. The windhover “stirred” his desire to become a great knight of faith, one of those who imitate not only the constraint but also the “achieve of, the mastery of” this great chevalier. The “ecstasy” of the windhover recalls Hopkins’s initial desire in “Il Mystico” to be lifted up on “Spirit’s wings” so “that I may drink that ecstasy/Which to pure souls alone may be.” Ultimately, Hopkins became aware that he had been hiding from the emotional risks of total commitment to becoming a “pure” soul. The phrase “hiding” thus suggests not only hiding from the world or from worldly ambition but also hiding from God.
ellauri095.html on line 57: The words “here/Buckle” which open the sestet mean “here in my heart,” therefore, as well as here in the bird and here in Jesus. Hopkins’s heart-in-hiding, Christ’s prey, sensed Him diving down to seize it for his own. Just as the bird buckled its wings together and thereby buckled its “brute beauty” and “valour”and capacity to “act,” so the speaker responds by buckling together all his considerable talents and renewing his commitment to the imitation of Christ in order to buckle down, buckle to, in serious preparation for the combat, the grappling, the buckling with the enemy. As Paul said, “Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the Devil.”
ellauri095.html on line 86: Gerard Manley Hopkins SJ (28 July 1844 – 8 June 1889) was an English poet and Jesuit priest, whose posthumous fame established him among the leading Victorian poets. His manipulation of prosody – particularly his concept of sprung rhythm – established him as an innovative writer of verse, as did his technique of praising God through vivid use of imagery and nature. Only after his death did Robert Bridges begin to publish a few of Hopkins's mature poems in anthologies, hoping to prepare the way for wider acceptance of his style. By 1930 his work was recognised as one of the most original literary accomplishments of his century. It had a marked influence on such leading 20th-century poets as T. S. Eliot, Dylan Thomas, W. H. Auden, Stephen Spender and Cecil Day-Lewis.
ellauri095.html on line 131: Manley ei ollut kovin manly pikemminkin outo väpelö. Mä lyön vaikka vetoa että se tykkäs pojista, siis muistakin kuin Krisun Jessestä. Se oli Draco Malfoyn näkönen. Söpöt pojat on usein (usein? no joskus) sellaisia, naisten pettymyxexi, kuten vaikka filmissä Frantz. Kazotaanpas tätä. Paino alkutahdilla sprungisti:
ellauri095.html on line 135: A short fellow of 5’2 or 3”, he was enthusiastic, had a high-pitched voice, loved to sketch and write poems, was close to his family, and had warm, lifelong friends from Oxford, fellow Jesuits, and Irish families. For recreation he visited art exhibitions and old churches, and enjoyed holidays with his family, friends, and fellow Jesuits in Switzerland, Holland, the Isle of Wight, the Isle of Man, Whitby on the North Sea, Wales, Scotland, and the West of Ireland. During these holidays, he loved to hike and swim. His passions were nature (especially trees), ecology, beauty, poetry, art, his family and friends, his country, his religion, and his God. His curse was a lifelong “melancholy” (his word) which in 1885 in Dublin became deep depression and a sense of lost contact with God.
ellauri095.html on line 137: In life and poetry he was serious and playful – even whimsical. Spiritually, despite an early scrupulosity which he never fully lost, he followed the Jesuit way of finding God in all things, and rejoiced in “God in the world”: “The world is charged wíth the grándeur of God.” He was very, very bright, with an extensive knowledge of words and languages — he knew so many words ! His intellectual hero was the medieval philosopher Duns Scotus, whose philosophy of selfhood he held dear. Hopkins himself had a strong sense of self, appreciated his own individuality, and was immensely self-confident.
ellauri095.html on line 153: Despite Hopkins burning all his poems on entering the Jesuit novitiate, he had already sent some to Bridges, who with some other friends, was one of the few people to see many of them for some years. After Hopkins's death they were distributed to a wider audience, mostly fellow poets, and in 1918 Bridges, by then poet laureate, published a collected edition; an expanded edition, prepared by Charles Williams, appeared in 1930, and a greatly expanded edition by William Henry Gardner appeared in 1948 (eventually reaching a fourth edition, 1967, with N. H. Mackenzie).
ellauri095.html on line 171: Hopkins chose the austere and restrictive life of a Jesuit and was gloomy at times. His biographer Robert Bernard Martin notes that "the life expectancy of a man becoming a novice at twenty-one was twenty-three more years rather than the forty years of males of the same age in the general population."
ellauri095.html on line 207: Nevertheless, even after he became a Jesuit he continued to cultivate an acquaintance with the visual arts through drawing and attendance at exhibitions, and this lifelong attraction to the visual arts affected the verbal art for which he is remembered. In his early poetry and in his journals wordpainting is pervasive, and there is a recurrent Keatsian straining after the stasis of the plastic arts.
ellauri095.html on line 218: Hopkins chose the austere and restrictive life of a Jesuit and was gloomy at times. His biographer Robert Bernard Martin notes that "the life expectancy of a man becoming a novice at twenty-one was twenty-three more years rather than the forty years of males of the same age in the general population."
ellauri095.html on line 220: The brilliant student who had left Oxford with first-class honours failed his final theology exam. This almost certainly meant that despite his ordination in 1877, Hopkins would not progress in the order. In 1877 he wrote God's Grandeur, an array of sonnets that included "The Starlight Night". He finished "The Windhover" only a few months before his ordination. His life as a Jesuit trainee, though rigorous, isolated and sometimes unpleasant, at least had some stability; the uncertain and varied work after ordination was even harder on his sensibilities. In October 1877, not long after completing "The Sea and the Skylark" and only a month after his ordination, Hopkins took up duties as sub-minister and teacher at Mount St Mary's College near Sheffield. In July 1878 he became curated at the Jesuit church in Mount Street, London, and in December that of St Aloysius's Church, Oxford, then moving to Manchester, Liverpool and Glasgow. While ministering in Oxford, he became a founding member of The Cardinal Newman Boozing Society, established in 1878 for Catholic members of the University of Oxford. He taught Greek and Latin at Mount St Mary's College, Sheffield, and Stonyhurst College, Lancashire.
ellauri095.html on line 222: In the late 1880s Hopkins met Father Matthew Russell, the Jesuit founder and editor of the Irish Monthly magazine, who presented him to Katharine Tynan and W. B. Yeats.
ellauri095.html on line 227: Several issues led to a melancholic state and restricted his poetic inspiration in his last five years. His workload was heavy. He disliked living in Dublin, away from England and friends. He was disappointed at how far the city had fallen from its Georgian elegance of the previous century. His general health suffered and his eyesight began to fail. He felt confined and dejected. As a devout Jesuit, he found himself in an artistic dilemma. To subdue an egotism that he felt would violate the humility required by his religious position, he decided never to publish his poems. But Hopkins realised that any true poet requires an audience for criticism and encouragement. This conflict between his religious obligations and his poetic talent made him feel he had failed at both.
ellauri095.html on line 230: Se ei ollut kovin manly pikemminkin outo väpelö. Se oli hukkapätkä, vaan 157 sm sukat jalassa. Lyön vaikka vetoa että se tykkäs pojista, siis muistakin kuin Krisun Jessestä. Se oli Draco Malfoyn näkönen. Söpöt pojat on usein (usein? no joskus) sellaisia, naisten pettymyxexi, kuten vaikka filmissä Frantz.
ellauri095.html on line 238: The decision to convert estranged Hopkins from his family and from a number of acquaintances. After graduating in 1867, he was provided by Newman with a teaching post at the Oratory in Birmingham. While there he began to study the violin. On 5 May 1868 Hopkins firmly "resolved to be a religious." Less than a week later, he made a bonfire of his poetry and gave it up almost entirely for seven years. Fortunately he did not burn his Bridges like Savonarola. He also felt a call to enter the ministry and decided to become a Jesuit. He paused first to visit Switzerland, which officially forbade Jesuits to enter.
ellauri095.html on line 240: In September 1868 Hopkins began his Jesuit novitiate at Manresa House, Roehampton, under the guidance of Alfred Weld. Two years later he moved to St Mary´s Hall, Stonyhurst, for philosophical studies, taking vows of poverty, chastity and obedience on 8 September 1870. He felt that his interest in poetry had stopped him devoting himself wholly to religion. However, on reading Duns Scotus in 1872, he saw how the two need not conflict.
ellauri095.html on line 246: In 1874 Hopkins returned to Manresa House to teach classics. While studying in the Jesuit house of theological studies, St Beuno´s College, near St Asap in North Wales, he was asked by his religious superior to write a poem to commemorate the foundering of a German ship in a storm. So in 1875 he took up poetry once more to write a lengthy piece, "The Wreck of the Deutschland", inspired by the Deutschland incident, a maritime disaster in which 157 people died, including five Franciscan nuns who had been leaving Germany due to harsh anti-Catholic laws (see Kulturkampf). The work displays both the religious concerns and some of the unusual metre and rhythms of his subsequent poetry not present in his few remaining early works. It not only depicts the dramatic events and heroic deeds, but tells of him reconciling the terrible events with God´s higher purpose. The poem was accepted but not printed by a Jesuit publication. This rejection fed his ambivalence about his poetry, most of which remained unpublished until after his death.
ellauri095.html on line 248: Hopkins invites a comparison between his persona and Christina’s erstwhile lover, James Collinson, who also became a follower of the Pre-Raphaelites and convert to Catholicism and, for a while, a Jesuit. Eventually, by converting to Catholicism himself and joining the Society of Jesus, Hopkins exchanged the inferior position articulated in “A Voice from the World” for a superior one, superior at least in the sense that Christina Rossetti apparently felt that her sister Maria, who actually did cross the convent threshold and become a religious, had achieved a higher stage of religious development than she herself did.
ellauri095.html on line 499: Hopkins had been attracted to asceticism since childhood. At Highgate, for instance, he argued that nearly everyone consumed more liquids than the body needed, and, to prove it, he wagered that he could go without liquids for at least a week. He persisted until his tongue was black and he collapsed at drill. He won not only his wager but also the undying enmity of the headmaster Dr. John Bradley Dyne. On another occasion, he abstained from salt for a week. His continuing insistence on extremes of self-denial later in life struck some of his fellow Jesuits as more appropriate to a Victorian Puritan than to a Catholic.
ellauri095.html on line 508: This potential for a new sacramental poetry was first realized by Hopkins in The Wreck of the Deutschland. Hopkins recalled that when he read about the wreck of the German ship Deutschland off the coast of England it “made a deep impression on me, more than any other wreck or accident I ever read of,” a statement made all the more impressive when we consider the number of shipwrecks he must have discussed with his father. Hopkins wrote about this particular disaster at the suggestion of Fr. James Jones, Rector of St. Beuno’s College, where Hopkins studied theology from 1874 to 1877. Hopkins recalled that “What I had written I burnt before I became a Jesuit and resolved to write no more, as not belonging to my profession, unless it were by the wish of my superiors; so for seven years I wrote nothing but two or three little presentation pieces which occasion called for [presumably ‘Rosa Mystica’ and ‘Ad Mariam’]. But when in the winter of ’75 the Deutschland was wrecked in the mouth of the Thames and five Franciscan nuns, exiles from Germany by the Falck Laws, aboard of her were drowned I was affected by the account and happening to say so to my rector he said that he wished someone would write a poem on the subject. On this hint I set to work and, though my hand was out at first, produced one. I had long had haunting my ear the echo of a new rhythm which now I realized on paper.”
ellauri095.html on line 514: Nevertheless, although The Wreck of the Deutschland was a great breakthrough to the vision of God immanent in nature and thus to the sacramentalism that was to be the basis of the great nature poems of the following years, when Hopkins sent the poem to his friend Robert Bridges, Bridges refused to reread it despite Hopkins’s pleas. The poem was also rejected by the Jesuit magazine the Month, primarily because of its new “sprung” rhythm, and many subsequent readers have had difficulty with it as well.
ellauri095.html on line 578: The loss of any emigrant ship had a strong international dimension and was accordingly extensively reported in English in both the ´Times´ of London and the ´New York Times´, for there was a sad irony in the deaths of passengers who had taken ship in search of a better life. Five Franciscan nuns from Salzkotten (now in Nordrhein-Westfalen, western Germany), named Barbara Hultenschmidt, Henrika Fassbender, Norbeta Reinkobe, Aurea Badziura and Brigitta Damhorst, died in the wreck. They were fleeing religious oppression at home as a result of anti-Catholic laws enacted as part of Otto von Bismarck´s ´Kulturkampf´ ("culture struggle") aimed at building centralised and unified German state resisting outside influences. One reader moved by the story in the London press was the Jesuit poet, Gerard Manley Hopkins, who wrote a moving and highly romanticised poem based on the incident, ´The Wreck of the Deutschland´. As Hopkins put it: ´Rhine refused them: Thames would ruin them´.
ellauri096.html on line 779: The word akrasia occurs twice in the Koine Greek New Testament. In Matthew 23:25 Jesus uses it to describe hypocritical religious leaders, translated "self-indulgence" in several translations, including the English Standard version. Paul the Apostle also gives the threat of temptation through akrasia as a reason for a husband and wife to not deprive each other of sex (1 Corinthians 7:5). In another passage (Rom. 7:15–25) Paul, without actually using the term akrasia, seems to reference the same psychological phenomenon in discussing the internal conflict between, on the one hand, "the law of God," which he equates with "the law of my mind"; and "another law in my members," identified with "the flesh, the law of sin." "For the good that I would do, I do not; but the evil which I would not, that I do." (v.19)
ellauri098.html on line 216: 14. MAAGISEN AGENTIN KUITTAUS: Hero saa maagisen agentin plusmerkkisen toimintansa palkkiona. Tää voi olla joku kama, jotain joka löytyy questillä, tai jotain ostettua vaikeasti saatavalla valuutalla, tai jotain joka valmistetaan kuonpuoleisesta kuonasta, maagista muonaa tai sit vaan joku Hessu tai Pluto-tyyppinen sivuvaunu. Esim Jesse saa ristillä riippumisesta palkinnoxi eturivin paikan paperiseppänä. No ei, ei ollut hyvä esimerkki, toihan oli tarinan ihan loppupeleistä. Pikemminkin noi apostolit sitten. Paizi eihän Jesse tehnyt mitään merkittävää ennenkuin se sai ne. Ei tätä kohtaa oikein löydy passiokertomuxesta. No joku Simson sitte? Siinä varsinainen supermies:
ellauri098.html on line 224: 17. BRÄNDÄYS: Hero leimataan jollain lailla, se saa vaikka menstruaatioarven tai jonkun kosmeettisen itemin, kuten renkaan tai huivin. Johannes Kastelija brändäs Jessen Jordanissa, tosin kai se kuivi aika pian. Kyllä kesä kuivaa minkä se kasteleekin. Ei tainnut jäädä arpea. Tuskin edes pulunkakkaa päälaelle, jos Johannes oli uppokastelija kuten Wilho.
ellauri098.html on line 248: 29. MUODONMUUTOS: Hero saa uuden peliasun. Se heijastaa sen ikääntymistä tai työn ja terveyden siunausta, tai se voi olla taikajäsen jonkun irronneen tilalle. Joka tapapaukauxessa se näyttää nyt upeemmalta. No tää on selvästikin Jesse palaamassa haudan takaa syväpuhdistettuna hohtavan valkoisessa takissa.
ellauri099.html on line 73: Osku tuli mieleen Agathan Crooked Housen teeveeleffasta, jossa narsistinen pikkuveli potki isänsä nuoren vaimon muotokuvan puhki. Dorian tappoi izensä rikkoessaan muotokuvansa. Pirkko Carlson potkaisi Elnan muotokuvan puhki Fiskarsin vintillä. Jesenin">Sergei Jeseninin runo Musta ihminen päättyy hyvin samankaltaiseen kömmähdyxeen. Narkissos kuoli nälkään lammen rannalle. Tässä meemissä on ainesta.
ellauri100.html on line 419: The scale you completed was the “Moral Foundations Questionnaire,” developed by Jesse Graham and Jonathan Haidt at the University of Virginia.
ellauri100.html on line 579: Virginian poikien Jessen ja Joonatanin väsäämä “Moraalin perusteiden kyselykaavake” on oikeilla jäljillä. Ne on paikantaneet viisi pykälää apinan moraalin evoluutiossa:
ellauri101.html on line 69: Campbell began identifying the patterns of this monomyth. Over and over again, he was amazed to find this structure in the cultures he studied. He saw the same sequence in many religions including the stories of Gautama Buddha, Moses, and Jesus Christ.
ellauri105.html on line 320: Jes 51:17. Herää, herää, nouse Jerusalem*, joka joit Herran kädestä hänen vihansa kalkin, sen kompastuskalkin rahkan olet sinä juonut ja särkenyt ulos.
ellauri108.html on line 90: Rastafari use the terms Jah or sometimes Jah Jah as a term for the Lord God of Israel or Haile Selassie, who some Rastafari regard as the incarnation of the God of the Old Testament or as the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, who is also known by the Ethiopian title Janhoy.
ellauri108.html on line 94: Jesus is an important figure in Rastafari. However, practitioners reject the traditional Christian view of Jesus, particularly the depiction of him as a white European, believing that this is a perversion of the truth. They believe that Jesus was a black African, and that the white Jesus was a false god. Many Rastas regard Christianity as the creation of the white man; they treat it with suspicion out of the view that the oppressors (white Europeans) and the oppressed (black Africans) cannot share the same God. Many Rastas take the view that the God worshipped by most white Christians is actually the Devil, and a recurring claim among Rastas is that the Pope is Satan or the Antichrist. Rastas therefore often view Christian preachers as deceivers and regard Christianity as being guilty of furthering the oppression of the African diaspora, frequently referring to it as having perpetrated "mental enslavement".
ellauri108.html on line 96: Haile Selassie, the Emperor of Ethiopia between 1930 and 1974. He is of central importance to Rastas, many of whom regard him as the Second Coming of Jesus and thus God incarnate in human form.
ellauri108.html on line 98: From its origins, Rastafari was intrinsically linked with Haile Selassie, the Emperor of Ethiopia from 1930 to 1974. He remains the central figure in Rastafari ideology, and although all Rastas hold him in esteem, precise interpretations of his identity differ. Understandings of how Haile Selassie relates to Jesus vary among Rastas. Many, although not all, believe that the Ethiopian monarch was the Second Coming of Jesus, legitimising this by reference to their interpretation of the nineteenth chapter of the Book of Revelation. By viewing Haile Selassie as Jesus, these Rastas also regard him as the messiah prophesied in the Old Testament, the manifestation of God in human form, and "the living God". Some perceive him as part of a Trinity, alongside God as Creator and the Holy Spirit, the latter referred to as "the Breath within the temple". Rastas who view Haile Selassie as Jesus argue that both were descendants from the royal line of the Biblical king David, while Rastas also emphasise the fact that the Makonnen dynasty, of which Haile Selassie was a member, claimed descent from the Biblical figures Solomon and the Queen of Sheba.
ellauri108.html on line 100: Other Rastas see Selassie as embodying Jesus' teachings and essence but reject the idea that he was the literal reincarnation of Jesus. Members of the Twelve Tribes of Israel denomination, for instance, reject the idea that Selassie was the Second Coming, arguing that this event has yet to occur. From this perspective, Selassie is perceived as a messenger or emissary of God rather than a manifestation of God himself. Rastas holding to this view sometimes regard the deification of Haile Selassie as naïve or ignorant, in some cases thinking it as dangerous to worship a human being as God. There are various Rastas who went from believing that Haile Selassie was both God incarnate and the Second Coming of Jesus to seeing him as something distinct.
ellauri108.html on line 106: During his life, Selassie described himself as a devout Christian. In a 1967 interview, Selassie was asked about the Rasta belief that he was the Second Coming of Jesus, to which he responded: "I have heard of this idea. I also met certain Rastafarians. I told them clearly that I am a man, that I am mortal, and that I will be replaced by the oncoming generation, and that they should never make a mistake in assuming or pretending that a human being is emanated from a deity." His grandson Ermias Sahle Selassie has said that there is "no doubt that Haile Selassie did not encourage the Rastafari movement". Critics of Rastafari have used this as evidence that Rasta theological beliefs are incorrect, although some Rastas take Selassie's denials as evidence that he was indeed the incarnation of God, based on their reading of the Gospel of Luke.
ellauri108.html on line 129: Most Rastas share a pair of fundamental moral principles known as the "two great commandments": love of a black male God and love of neighbour if he too is black and male. Many Rastas believe that to determine whether they should undertake a certain act or not, they should consult the presence of Jah within themselves. He's the little red orange and green duck in your left ear. Do not listen to the little white Jesus duck on the right, he is the deevil.
ellauri108.html on line 203: Haile Selassie was crowned Emperor of Ethiopia in 1930. A number of Jamaica's Christian clergymen claimed that Selassie's coronation was evidence that he was the black messiah that they believed was prophesied in the Book of Revelation, the Book of Daniel, and Psalms. Over the following years, several street preachers—most notably Leonard Howell, Archibald Dunkley, Robert Hinds, and Joseph Hibbert—began claiming that Haile Selassie was the returned Jesus. They first did so in Kingston, and soon the message spread throughout 1930s Jamaica, especially among poor communities who were hit particularly hard by the Great Depression. Clarke stated that "to all intents and purposes this was the beginning" of the Rastafari movement.
ellauri108.html on line 235: Sub-divisions of Rastafari are often referred to as "houses" or "mansions", in keeping with a passage from the Gospel of John (14:2): as translated in the King James Bible, Jesus states "In my father's house are many mansions". The three most prominent branches are the House of Nyabinghi, the Bobo Ashanti, and the Twelve Tribes of Israel, although other important groups include the Church of Haile Selassie I, Inc., and the Fulfilled Rastafari. By fragmenting into different houses without any single leader, Rastafari became more resilient amid opposition from Jamaica's government during the early decades of the movement.
ellauri108.html on line 237: Probably the largest Rastafari group, the House of Nyabinghi is an aggregate of more traditional and militant Rastas who seek to retain the movement close to the way in which it existed during the 1940s. They stress the idea that Haile Selassie was Jah and the reincarnation of Jesus. The wearing of dreadlocks is regarded as indispensable and patriarchal gender roles are strongly emphasised, while, according to Cashmore, they are "vehemently anti-white". Nyabinghi Rastas refuse to compromise with Babylon and are often critical of reggae musicians like Marley, whom they regard as having collaborated with the commercial music industry.
ellauri108.html on line 242: The Twelve Tribes of Israel were founded in 1968 in Kingston by Vernon Carrington. He proclaimed himself the reincarnation of the Old Testament prophet Gad and his followers call him "Prophet Gad", "Brother Gad", or "Gadman". It is commonly regarded as the most liberal form of Rastafari and the closest to Christianity. Practitioners are often dubbed "Christian Rastas" because they believe Jesus is the only saviour; Haile Selassie is accorded importance, but is not viewed as the second coming of Jesus. The group divides its members into twelve groups according to which Hebrew calendar month they were born in; each month is associated with a particular colour, body part, and mental function. Maintaining dreadlocks and an ital diet are considered commendable but not essential, while adherents are called upon to read a chapter of the Bible each day. Membership is open to individuals of any racial background.
ellauri108.html on line 246: The Church of Haile Selassie, Inc., was founded by Abuna Foxe and operated much like a mainstream Christian church, with a hierarchy of functionaries, weekly services, and Sunday schools. In adopting this broad approach, the Church seeks to develop Rastafari's respectability in wider society. Fulfilled Rastafari is a multi-ethnic movement that has spread in popularity during the 21st century, in large part through the Internet. The Fulfilled Rastafari group accept Haile Selassie's statements that he was a man and that he was a devout Christian, and so place emphasis on worshipping Jesus through the example set forth by Haile Selassie. The wearing of dreadlocks and the adherence to an ital diet are considered issues up to the individual.
ellauri108.html on line 404: The story takes place about 600 years before Jesus Christ was born when King Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon besieged Jerusalem and took captive many of Israel's finest citizens. Among those deported to Babylon were four young men from the tribe of Judah: Daniel, Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah.
ellauri108.html on line 455: Rastas who view Haile Selassie as Jesus argue that both were descendants from the royal line of the Biblical king David, while Rastas also emphasise the fact that the Makonnen dynasty, of which Haile Selassie was a member, claimed descent from the Biblical figures Solomon and the Queen of Sheba.
ellauri110.html on line 294: Dodi, sehän oli läpinäkyvä "izemurhayritys" psyykenlääkkeillä, mukavasti istuen kiikkustuolissa. Pikku varoitussoitto Anzalle että se varmasti soittaa lekurit. Niinkuin soittikin. Nytpä tulee huolestunutta huomiota roppakaupalla! Jess!
ellauri110.html on line 944: Nacido Eliseo de Jesús de Diego y Fernández Cuervo, fue hijo del asturiano Constante de Diego González (01/01/1877-12/01/1944) y de la cubana Berta Fernández Cuervo y Giberga (21/11/1891-05/08/1981). Creció, hasta los nueve años, en la finca Villa Berta, en Arroyo Naranjo, pueblo cercano a La Habana. En 1926 viajó con su familia por Francia y Suiza, viaje este que Eliseo consideraba clave en su formación poética.1
ellauri111.html on line 341: We just need to repent of our sins and call on the name of the Lord Jesus Christ who already paid the penalty of our sins with his own blood on the cross about 2,000 years ago. Of course he did not remain dead--he rose from the dead on the third day, which was seen by over 500 brethren (not at once, but serially) and is now seated at the right hand of the throne of God. (We haven't got witnesses for that, but believe me he does!).
ellauri111.html on line 343: You need FAITH in the blood of Jesus to get into heaven. THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, God manifested in the flesh, WAS CRUCIFIED [nailed to the cross through his hands and his feet] FOR OUR SINS AS OUR SUBSTITUTE. Talk about scapegoat! In order to be saved and get into heaven, literally all you need to do is
ellauri111.html on line 347: BELIEVE in the Lord Jesus Christ--his death, his burial, and his resurrection from the dead.
ellauri111.html on line 357: Luckily, the Lord Jesus Christ SHED HIS BLOOD on your sins. He is perfect. He is way more than simply past, he is pluperfect. But he is future too, futurum exactum to be exact. He will have been here a second time. He specifically came to this earth from Mars or Venus as a man to die in your place. He is God manifested in the flesh. (Except the other bearded guy is still sitting up there watching it all happen, don't ask us how, asking stupid questions is not good for you.) . He came down here to save you from the GUILT of past sins and from the POWER of sin over your life. (Pay attention to the capitals, we capitalize stuff that is of capital importance.)
ellauri111.html on line 363: Hey you there in the back, look alive! Yes I mean you! You are about to read the most important information that you will ever read. It is called the gospel of Jesus Christ! (May be we oughta have capitalized that.)
ellauri111.html on line 365: The gospel is God's last message to mankind. If you will yield to the gospel of Jesus Christ, you will be reconciled to God and you will escape eternal damnation in hell and the lake of fire. Besides all of this, you will have abudant life right now as you walk with the Creator of the universe, the Lord Jesus Christ. All of this in spite of all the woes that the world will throw at you.
ellauri111.html on line 369: The Bible teaches that the ONLY way to have eternal life is through the Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God. I quote the relevant paragraphs:
ellauri111.html on line 371: Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
ellauri111.html on line 381: To get into heaven, you have to REPENT of your sins and BELIEVE the gospel of Jesus Christ (ref. Mark 1:15). You have to REPENT of your sins--that means turn from them and BELIEVE that Jesus died for your sins, was buried, and rose again on the third day. Having done these things, you will be born again and the Lord Jesus Christ will help you to walk uprightly. You will read the word (the Authorized King James Bible) and follow the teachings of Jesus. The word of God will wash your mind and your desires will actually change as you obey what you read. [Beware of church buildings and the internet--there are many false gospels in the world today. Read the Bible for yourself. There is a sound Overview of the Bible at this link.]
ellauri111.html on line 403: Matthew 22:36-38 Master, which is the great commandment in the law? Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with ALL thy heart, and with ALL thy soul, and with ALL thy mind. THIS is the first and great commandment.
ellauri111.html on line 410: John 14:23-24 Jesus answered and said unto him, If a man love me, he will keep my words: and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him. He that loveth me not keepeth not my sayings: and the word which ye hear is not mine, but the Father's which sent me.
ellauri111.html on line 421: That was that. Now we are getting to the brass tacks. Here's where we start whacking heretics. The unshaved, degenerate man does not keep God's commandments. God's commandments are in the Bible. The unshaved man does whatever he feels like doing every day giving no heed to God's word. He is not obedient to God's word. He lives according to the ways he chooses to live. Maybe the person reading this is what people call "religious" and they think that they love God. If you are not worshipping God according to his word, the Bible, he is not receiving your worship. This includes those that go to a church that teaches false doctrines--teachings that are not in the Bible. They that worship God must worship him in spirit and IN TRUTH (ref. John 4:24). And what is truth? Jesus said to the Father--
ellauri111.html on line 427: To repeat (get this into your thick skulls!): There is no amount of good deeds that you can do to get into heaven. The Bible teaches that if we could earn our way into heaven, then the Lord Jesus Christ died for nothing. Not the plan.
ellauri111.html on line 431: But the Lord Jesus Christ did not die for nothing. Repenting of our sins and believing in the Lord Jesus Christ is the only way that we can make it into heaven. Righteousness does NOT come by the law and good works and rituals prescribed by false religions like Catholicism, Islam, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Seventh Day Adventism, Hinduism, etc.
ellauri111.html on line 433: We need Jesus to pay the price for our sins in the right currency. We cannot do it. Righteousness comes by repenting of our sins and believing on the Lord Jesus Christ and his blood that was shed to pay for our sins. God will not accept made up religions and attempts to please him.
ellauri111.html on line 435: (Excuse the shouting, but) THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO PLEASE GOD AND GET TO HEAVEN AND THAT IS THROUGH HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, WHO SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD TO PAY FOR OUR SINS. JESUS CHRIST IS THE ONLY WAY TO GOD (ref. John 14:6). There is no other Saviour but Jesus. No one else can get us into heaven--not the pope, the Roman Catholic priest, Buddha, Muhammad, rabbis, et al. Only Jesus. He is the prophesied Jewish Messiah, the lion of the tribe of Judah, and the Son of David!
ellauri111.html on line 449: In spite of man's wickedness and rebellion, God so loved us that he sent his only begotten Son, Jesus, to die for our sins.
ellauri111.html on line 453: Jesus came to save us from our sins--
ellauri111.html on line 458: Jesus did not die so that you could keep on sinning and then go to heaven (this is an heresy that many churches teach, especially antinomian and dispensationalist Baptists (dispensationalism is a confusing, heretical series of false doctrines)).
ellauri111.html on line 488: The Lord Jesus Christ came to save you from both the GUILT and POWER of sin. The Lord Jesus Christ was manifested TO DESTROY the works of the devil (I John 3:8)--THE LORD JESUS CHRIST CAME TO SAVE YOU AND CHANGE YOU AND TO MAKE YOU HOLY. When you are unsaved, sin has dominion over you. Sin is your boss and you cannot do anything BUT sin. You are justly under the wrath of a holy and just God. Murderers, thieves, fornicators, witches, sodomites, whores, liars, lovers of pleasure more than lovers of God, rebels, and all other spiritual lepers will not inherit the kingdom of God. This is not to put anybody down, before we got saved, we Christians were once the murders, thieves, whoremongers, etc. We have to be born again into the kingdom of God. When we REPENT and BELIEVE in Jesus, we are born again and all things become new. A new life emerges and things change. We start reading the Bible and obeying it and the Lord Jesus helps us obey it more and more. Our life changes. Our desires literally change as we go forward in obeying the word of God.
ellauri111.html on line 492: The blood of Jesus is the propitiation and payment for our sins. The blood of Jesus took away the guilt of the sins which we have committed AND it has ushered us into a Father child relationship with the Lord God. Through the blood of Jesus, we are to serve sin no more, rather we serve righteousness. If you get saved and sin, you confess your sin and the Lord will forgive you, but you no longer walk in the sin lifestyle--
ellauri111.html on line 494: 1 John 2:1 My little children, these things write I unto you, THAT YE SIN NOT. And if any man sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous:
ellauri111.html on line 504: Again, the Father sent His only begotten Son, Jesus, who is God, to die in our place so that you scoundrels can have eternal life. Remember that the normal wages of any sin is death--that is why Jesus died in your place so that you can live. The Lord Jesus Christ was your substitutionary sacrifice--
ellauri111.html on line 510: Jesus said, "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends." (John 15:13) How can you show more love than giving your very life for someone else´s life? You cannot. And what is more, the Lord Jesus Christ, God manifested in the flesh, died for us WHEN WE WERE HIS ENEMIES! I mean we were vile, wicked, wretched, unclean, unholy, ungodly, prideful, sinful and spiritually leperous.
ellauri111.html on line 520: The love of God for you was demonstrated on that cross 2,000 years ago when the Lord Jesus was crucified for you. God is not hateful, he is loving and he is good to us. It is only blasphemers, hereticks, evil men, seducers, and sinners that speak wrongly of our great and loving LORD God. God gave us his only begotten Son even though we were dead in trespasses and sins. God quickens (makes alive) the dead. He is still quickening men, women, boys, and girls across the face of this whole earth who put their trust in Jesus.
ellauri111.html on line 529: 2:6 And hath raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus:
ellauri111.html on line 530: 2:7 That in the ages to come he might shew the exceeding riches of his grace in his kindness toward us through Christ Jesus.
ellauri111.html on line 533: 2:10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.
ellauri111.html on line 536: Jesus Christ, the only begotten Son of God, came to this earth to (1) save you from the GUILT and POWER of your sins and (2) RECONCILE you unto God. Through faith in the blood of Jesus you will escape the wrath to come, have abundant life now, and heaven as your home. God will be your Father instead of your enemy--but ONLY through the blood of Jesus. The Lord Jesus Christ is the ONLY means appointed by God by which we can know God and be saved.
ellauri111.html on line 538: ..the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin. (I John 1:7)
ellauri111.html on line 544: JESUS CHRIST ROSE FROM THE DEAD. After His death, our precious Lord´s body laid in the grave three days, but praise be to God, it did not remain there. Death could not hold him back--it was not possible that he should be holden of it (Acts 2:24). Jesus Christ is the life (ref. John 14:6) and God manifested in the flesh (ref. I Timothy 3:16). Death could not hold him. On the third day Jesus arose from the dead and was seen by over 500 people (ref. I Corinthians 15:6) before He went back to heaven.
ellauri111.html on line 546: Jesus Christ came to earth to give his own blood for your sins. That is what he came to do and he was and is the only one qualified to do it. His death was a one time sacrifice, never to be repeated. After he accomplished this tremendous feat, he rose from the dead just like he said he would:
ellauri111.html on line 552: Is this working on you at all guys? Are you ready to repent of your sins? To repent means to forsake your evil ways and live God's way according to his word. Are you ready to listen finallly? All your life you've been your own authority concerning what is right and what is wrong. You've made your own decisions while ignoring what the Lord says in His holy word, the Bible. You've served yourself and not God. To repent means that you turn to GOD AND THE BIBLE AS YOUR AUTHORITY. It means you can say, "Lord, everything you say in the Bible is right. If my feelings contradict the Bible, I AM WRONG. Lord, I want to live under YOUR AUTHORITY, not my own. Help me, Jesus, to do right."
ellauri111.html on line 560: Repentance is not lip service, it is also wallet service. Are you prepared to live for the Lord Jesus Christ? Jesus said this--
ellauri111.html on line 564: Realize that you have lived under your own authority. You've lived the way that YOU have wanted to. You have lived without regard for God's precepts. Understand in your mind that you've lived in sin against God's word. Think it through and count the cost. Jesus made no promises that you will have an easy life. In fact, the Bible teaches that all that will live godly in Christ Jesus will suffer persecution. Are you willing to live as one of the despised, saved, holy, overcoming, victorious ones? If so, come on to Jesus. He is waiting backstage already.
ellauri111.html on line 566: Be determined that you want God to be your Father and not your enemy. (Believe me, he is not a guy you want as an enemy.) Decide that you WANT the Lord and His ways. Satan and this world are doing nothing but kicking your hind parts all up and down the street. They will leave you destroyed and with your part in the lake that burneth with fire and brimstone. God will lift you up if you submit yourself to him for his superintending care. And his holy child, Jesus, will be your all-powerful Lord, Saviour, protector, guide, and best friend you could ever have. You will still be kicked in the behind as before, but now it's God's friendly boot that is doing the kicking.
ellauri111.html on line 574: The Bible (specifically, The AUTHORIZED KING JAMES VERSION, available from our bookstore) is the ONLY way that we know about the Lord Jesus Christ. We do not know about our precious Lord Jesus through, the Roman Catholic "church", "the church fathers, the magisterium, the pope, councils, decrees, traditions, canon laws, the Quran, Muhammad, the Hadith, the Baptist statement of faith, John Calvin, Martin Luther, Ellen White, agnositicism, history books, the Watchtower Society, atheism, Joseph Smith, tv, the New World Testament, fake preachers, "Christian" Science, Jehovah's Witnesses, the Imam, Seventh Day Adventism, etc." Beware of copies!
ellauri111.html on line 576: In the Bible, God testifies that Jesus Christ died for your sins and was buried; and that He rose from the dead on the third day. You must believe and confess this in order to be saved.
ellauri111.html on line 578: [I]f thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, THOU SHALT BE SAVED. (Romans 10:9)
ellauri111.html on line 580: If you are ready to save yourself from this untoward generation, if you are ready to reject what this wicked and perverse world has to offer, if you are ready to be safe and stay safe in God Almighty, if you want Jesus Christ as Lord of your life, if you want to be reconciled to your Creator, if you want to go to heaven, if you want to escape hell -- then put your faith in the only one who can do something about it! Do you believe that Jesus Christ died for you? Do you believe that He rose from the dead? Do you repent of your sins? Do you want to follow Jesus? Join the short line marked LAMBS on the right. Do you want to go to hell? Go to the long line on the left with a goat logo.
ellauri111.html on line 582: If so, REPENT of your sins and talk to the Lord in prayer in your own words RIGHT NOW. Here are some suggestions for your own words, but feel free to vary them ever so slightly. Ask God to forgive you of your sins and to help you to do what is right. BELIEVE in the Lord Jesus. CONFESS the Lord Jesus with your mouth. This is not a long, drawn out, hard process. Do you believe in the blood of Jesus? Do you want God to pass over you in the day of his wrath so that you are not cast into hell and the lake of fire with the wicked? Do you want to be saved?
ellauri111.html on line 592: Some people don't know how to pray. Praying is just talking to the Lord. If you want to be saved, talk to Jesus about it. You don't have to repeat these words, but someone may say something like this--
ellauri111.html on line 594: "Hi Lord, how are you doing? Any catches from the pool of sinners today? Well here's one, if your daily quota is short. I know that I am a sinner but I want to be saved before the gong. I repent of my sins, every one, even the one... OK I get it, you know. I don't WANT to do evil anymore, it just happens. I want to become self-righteous through the blood of Jesus. I'm asking you to please forgive some of my sins against you. I want a new lease of life in the Lord Jesus Christ. I want to be everything that You created me to be, and more. I think Jesus shed His blood and died for me so that I could be saved from my sins. I guess He rose from the dead on the third day. I so want to be your child and follow behind the holy scriptures like a dog. Okay? In that case, thank you for being merciful to me, a sinner. Thank you Lord Jesus for saving my soul from sin. Please fill me with your precious, Holy Spirit so that I can live a self-righteous, fun-denying life for you. I'm giving you myself, for what it's worth. Please show me what you want me to do. Give me a sign! Any sign! Please help me to understand your word and to walk in your leash. Please don't mumble! Please guide me to Jesus!. It is in Jesus' Name I pray, Amen."
ellauri111.html on line 596: If you have placed your faith in the Lord Jesus Christ, you are a Christian. If you continue repeating his words like a parrot, then are you his disciple indeed (ref. John 8:31). Now begins your new life of freedom and obedience to the Lord and serving him.
ellauri111.html on line 598: Now for some practicalities. You will need to be baptized by us. It´s a service we offer. You need to be baptized in the water like Christians in the Bible. In baptism, we are identifying water with the death, burial, and resurrection of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ--
ellauri111.html on line 600: Romans 6:3 Know ye not, that so many of us as were baptized into Jesus Christ were baptized into his death?
ellauri111.html on line 608: 11 Likewise reckon ye also yourselves to be dead indeed unto sin, but alive unto God through Jesus Christ our Lord.
ellauri111.html on line 614: In Acts 8:26-39, you can read about the Ethiopian eunuch who believed on the Lord Jesus Christ and was baptized by Philip in a certain water. We are only baptized one time and that is after we have truly repented and have believed on the Lord Jesus Christ. If you were baptized as a baby or in a false church, and then got saved later on, you need to get rebaptized after salvation. The previous babtism will be null and void.
ellauri111.html on line 620: Avoid any church that is in disobedience to the scriptures. These are the days of apostasy. It is better to work alone with your Authorized King James Bible and the Lord Jesus Christ and obedience to the word than to be in a false church. Even if you do not know any Christians, you can still read the Bible and obey it, and live the Christian life by God´s grace, his divine influence in your life. Roman Catholic, Mormon, Seventh Day Adventist, Jehovah´s Witness, Christian Science, Greek Orthodox, etc. present themselves as Christian but they preach false doctrines. Many Methodist, Lutheran, Presbyterian, and Baptist churches are not preaching the whole truth and some are basically going back to the Roman Catholic institution. I do not know of ONE good church. If you do find a church, make sure that they exclusively use the Authorized Version and make sure that you compare their teachings and doings to the word of God and the Bible Dudes.
ellauri111.html on line 622: If you cannot find a good church where you can be baptized, maybe you have a sanctified friend that can baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost. I do not know you, dear friend and I do not even know where you are, and if you came to Jesus through this witness, I am not there to see you baptized. The apostasy around the world is great and I have not one preacher to recommend to anyone in this world. If you were just getting saved and could find no one holy to baptize me, you could baptize yourself. You would do it something like this
ellauri111.html on line 625: You should confer with God about what you want to do and confess with my mouth full of soap that you believe in his holy child, Jesus. That you repent of my sins and that you believe in the death, burial and the little doubtful part of the resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ.
ellauri111.html on line 626: After praying and making a confession of faith, end your prayer in Jesus' name and then read some suitable scriptures such as 1 Peter 3:21 and Matthew 28:18-20 aloud (Matthew 28:18-20 says to baptize in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost), and then say something like, "Father, I am baptizing myself in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, in want of a holier man" and then go COMPLETELY under the water (keep your nose shut with your fingers, symbolizing death and burial with the Lord Jesus Christ) and come up again after counting to ten (symbolizing my rising to my new life in Christ Jesus)
ellauri111.html on line 628: Then dry off with the towel (sorry I forgot to mention that) and change garments, take communion with yourself, sing an hymn in unison with yourelf, and go forward in Jesus' name because I am his, and you too.
ellauri111.html on line 646: Prophesying can be fun and it is easy, even women can do it (not in the church of course, but at home). When you prophesy you can edify God´s church (I Corinthians 14:4)--we need the prophets. John the Baptist was more than a prophet (Matthew 11:9) and it was testified that he did no miracle (John 10:41). Prophesying is telling men what God wants them to hear. The testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy (Revelation 19:10).
ellauri111.html on line 648: Down here we work for the Master, the Lord Jesus, and sow the seed (us men do, if you get what I mean), sharing his word. Those that hear and receive the word on good ground will be saved (people do not always get saved at the moment they first hear the truth--in time, however they may repent and believe). God sees the work that his people do, and he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Psalm 126:6 He that goeth forth and weepeth, bearing precious seed, shall doubtless come again with rejoicing, bringing his sheaves* with him. *Sheaves are bundles of wheat or other grain grasses that the harvesters have harvested and bundled. Some seeds fell on good bushes and prospered, some fell on porcelain and did not germinate.
ellauri111.html on line 664: Teach your children God´s word. As you read the Bible, you can teach your children God´s word, too. You can learn together. I learned with my little one. On the website we have what we call "green sheets"--one is a Survey of the Life and Gospel of Jesus Christ and the other is a Survey of the Early Church (the book of Acts). They give passages of scriptures so that a person going through the green sheets get a lay of land of the selected topics. We also went through the Old Testament together, starting with the book of Genesis. Eventually, I realized that the green sheets were just the Bible so we just go through the scriptures chapter by chapter without making green sheets, just writing down the book we are in, the chapters of the book, and putting the date next to the chapters that we have completed for that day. Nifty, what?
ellauri111.html on line 668: Pray. Pray and talk to God about whatever is on your heart. The Bible says to "pray without ceasing." I like to get up early in the morning while it is still dark and go to my prayer place so that I can present myself before the Lord. I search my memory for the things he allowed me to do the day before and the things he did for me. I praise him and I thank him. I pray for other people. I ask him to forgive me of my sins. When we pray to God, we need to be real. Pray about whatever is real for you at that time. You can praise God and his holy child, Jesus. You can glorify him for what he has done for you, you can thank him for what he has done for you, you can ask him to help you to overcome sin, you can ask him to help you in your daily tasks, you can ask him to show you the way that you should go, and more. The joy of the Lord is your strength (ref. Nehemiah 8:10). And when you pray, pray in Jesus´ name (John 14:13-14; John 15:16; John 16:23).
ellauri111.html on line 679: There is a wicked man coming that Revelation 13 calls, "the beast." He is an antichrist. He is a man of sin. He is soon to make his appearance on the earth and by peace he shall destroy many. The saints are going to go through deep waters--but hold on to Jesus. Don´t ever renounce him or deny him no matter what. You know what you believe in--the Lord Jesus Christ who is the Creator of heaven and earth and all that in them is. Read more here about the coming of the beast. Jesus said that he that endureth to the end, the same shall be saved. Jesus Christ is God manifested in the flesh. He also said that he would be with us alway, even unto the end of the world, Amen. At the beginning of our index page, there is letter. There are words there for you. Please read it from the beginning.
ellauri111.html on line 681: God be with you as you run this race. You must read the word of God, the Authorized King James Bible. I strongly suggest that you print out your own copy and bind it. It is in the Authorized King James Bible where you will find your safety, your strength, your power, your love, your comfort, your knowledge, your life and everything you need to know and please and walk with God and his holy child, Jesus. Desire the sincere milk of the word that ye may grow thereby. Never give up and always hearken to God´s word.
ellauri111.html on line 683: YOU HAVE A NEW LIFE NOW, LIVE IT, GOD WILL HELP YOU. HE TOOK ME OFF THE STREETS AND HE HAS DONE THE SAME FOR COUNTLESS OTHERS. I NOW HATE THE STREETS AND LIVING FOR JESUS IS THE ONLY THING I LIKE. WHEN YOU READ THE WORD AND OBEY IT YOUR DESIRES START CHANGING. I NEVER WENT BACK TO THE STREETS. TIME HAS ONLY STRENGTHENED MY FAITH. Flee from sin (and get away from that infernal, addictive, wicked television as fast as you can!), but if you sin, confess your sin to God and he is faithful and just to forgive you your sin and to cleanse you from all unrighteousness. We have an advocate with the Father--Jesus Christ the righteous, God be thanked. God loves you and will see through this life and then when it is time to die, the Lord Jesus Christ himself will be there to take care of you. In Matthew 28:20 Jesus said, "...lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen."
ellauri111.html on line 691: The Roman Catholic mass is a blasphemy. The Roman Catholic institution teaches that its priests actually sacrifice the Lord Jesus Christ over and over again on their altars when they take, "communion." Christians partake of the Lord's supper in which we remember the Lord and shew his death until he come. They say that they are actually sacrificing the Lord! This is a blasphemy, flee from it, my brethren, flee!!!!!
ellauri111.html on line 693: Again, The Bible forbids women being pastors and speaking in churches but many women have taken pulpits and other church positions in complete disobedience to the scriptures. This does not mean that there is no work for women in the kingdom of God (you may wish to see our article entitled, "The Role of Women in the Church). These are the days of apostasy. It is better to be alone with your Bible and the Lord Jesus and obedience than to be in a false church. Roman Catholic, Mormon, Seventh Day Adventist, Jehovah's Witness, Christian Science, Greek Orthodox, etc. present themselves as Christian but they preach false doctrines. Many Methodist, Lutheran, Presbyterian, and Baptist churches are not preaching the whole truth and some are basically going back to the Roman Catholic institution. I do not know of ONE good church. If you find a church, make sure that they exclusively use the Authorized Version and make sure that you compare their teachings and doings to the word of God.
ellauri111.html on line 703: BEWARE OF THE HELL BOUND CHURCH PEOPLE--ALL OF THEM! IF YOU FOLLOW THEIR DOCTRINES, YOU WILL GO TO HELL TOO! They will tell you you can do what you feel like doing--doing all the sins you want to--and that you will still go to heaven. That is a lie from the devil and totally the opposite of what the Bible says. Nobody will sin their way into heaven. Ephesians 5:6 says, Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. If you do not repent, believe AND follow the commands of Jesus, you are not saved. If Jesus is not your Lord, he is not your Saviour, you are yet in your sins. For more on this, you may wish to see our article entitled, Lordship Salvation.
ellauri111.html on line 749: If you have not trusted Christ, you are in a dangerous position. John 3:36 says, "...he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him." You will not make it into heaven on your own "good merits" or by your own conception of who God is and what he should be like. He must be obeyed and worshipped according to his word, the Authorized King James Bible. The Lord Jesus Christ is altogether lovely and worthy to be praised. I hope that you will make the right choice.
ellauri111.html on line 754: Mitä tämmösestä voi muuta miettiä, kuin että miten voi tosiaan 2000 vuotta myöhemmin keskilännessä olla yhtä helvetin ääliöitä apinoita kuin tallusteli Jessen syntyaikoina lähi-idässä. Ja siitä taaxepäin, on lupa päätellä, että yhtä käsittämättömiä ääliöitä oli samat apinat 4000 vuotta sitten, 40.000 vuotta sitten ja niin taaxepäin. Ellei sitten neandertaalit olleet vähän fixumpia. Luultavasti olivat, koska saivat cro magnoneilta turpaansa ja kuolivat sukupuuttoon, hävisivät huizin Nevadaan, paizi joitakin niiden geenejä, kuten punatukkaisuus ja sinisilmäisyys. Punatukkaisia poltettiin noitina ja sinisilmäisiä koijattiin kuin apinoita.
ellauri111.html on line 776: Carlssonin pentueen auto da fee oli salainen pieni nuotio Suopellon rannassa juhannuxena. Salaa tuli Jessekin, kuin varas yöllä. Tällä kertaa hän tahtoi saapua incognito ja näyttäytyä lapsiensa keskellä juuri silloin kun poltettaviksi tuotujen kerettiläisten luut olivat alkaneet halkeilla palavassa roviossa.
ellauri111.html on line 902: Vähän ällökisti Jeesus lopux pussaa jesuiittaäijän suulle märän kielisuudelman. Suuri inkvisitori värisee. Hänen suupielessään värähtelee suonenvedon tapaisesti. Hän pyllistää, nostaa kasukkaa ja... ei vaitiskaan. Jesse lähtee litomaan.
ellauri112.html on line 827: In the end, I believe it is permissible to use grape juice instead of wine for the Lord´s Supper, but I do not believe it is best. Wine was used during the Passover and in the institution of the Lord´s Supper, and following that pattern is most biblical. It is also permissible to use mature women instead of boys for a lordly lay, but I do not believe it is best. Young John was Jesus´ favourite disciple, so that pattern too is most biblical.
ellauri112.html on line 838: He is dead but buy his book What Would Jesus Drink? by Brad Whittington. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 38,770. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2011. Categories: Autofiction » Religion & Spirituality » Christianity. It includes 247 verses from the bible and the rest of it as appendix for further reading. Brad Whittington's tag cloud: alcohol beer jesus wine.
ellauri112.html on line 842: In his book, What Would Jesus Drink, Brad Whittington breaks down the biblical references of alcohol into three types. In all, there are 247 references to alcohol in Scripture. 40 are negative (warnings about drunkenness, potential dangers of alcohol, etc.), 145 are positive (sign of God´s blessing, use in worship, etc.), and 62 are neutral (people falsely accused of being drunk, vows of abstinence, etc.) The Bible is anything but silent on the issue of wine. The bible, like tequila, must be imbued carefully, seen as a blessing, and received with a grain of salt. It must not be abused. The old saying is true, "Wine is from God, drunkenness is from the Devil."
ellauri112.html on line 846: Some have pointed out that Jesus made “new wine”, which is the description of nonalcoholic wine in the Scriptures (cf. Acts 2). Strangely, that would imply that Jesus would have aided a wedding into a drinking party without Hard Spirit (1 Pet 4:3). Remember that John 2:10 used the Greek word methuo, which means drunk or full up, to describe the amount of wine consumed by the wedding guests. If the wine was intoxicating in the wedding of John 2, then the text is describing the guests as intoxicated and Jesus was giving them 120 to 150 gallons of intoxicating wine.
ellauri112.html on line 853: Those asserting that Jesus made intoxicating wine are also implying that Jesus was encouraging a drinking party, vain drinking, and drunkenness. Wayne Jackson says in his article, “What about Moderate Social Drinking?”,
ellauri112.html on line 857: Did Jesus use intoxicating wine in the Lord’s Supper? No, He did not. Actually, wine has nothing to do with the Lord’s Supper. The word “wine” is never used in reference to the Lord’s Supper. The word is "blood". People have invented the idea that Jesus used alcoholic wine in the Lord’s Supper. In fact it was blood.
ellauri112.html on line 859: Jesus mentions the specific content of the cup to drink is “fruit of the vine” or an even better translation “fruit of the grapevine”. There is no indication of its fermentation. Add to all of this that Jesus used unleavened bread because it was the time of the Passover when God commanded Israel to throw out all leaven. The grape juice would have been unleavened too at least in the sense of having additional yeast rather than wild yeast. What does that mean? The throwing out of leaven would have also included the throwing out of highly intoxicating wine that contained additional yeast.
ellauri112.html on line 903: Second, we will devote two pages to the Bible passages that concern the cup in the Lord’s Supper. One page will consider the passages in Matthew, Mark, and Luke. On this page, we will study Jesus’s words, “the fruit of the vine,” in their original context, and we will also learn how these words were used in the Passover meal before and during the time Jesus spoke them. The other page will consider the two relevant passages in I Corinthians, and what they teach us about the contents of the cup. Rather than grow our discussion beyond all bounds, we will limit ourselves to what the Bible says about the contents of the communion cup.
ellauri115.html on line 956: Most early Socinians accepted the infallibility of the New Testament and so accepted the account of the literal virgin birth of Jesus, but many later Socinians (i.e., Unitarians) did not.
ellauri117.html on line 170: In 1920, als er sich wieder auf einer Erholungskur in Südtirol befand, begann er einer Frau zu schreiben, die ihm geistig ebenbürtig war. Sie hieß Milena Jesenská-Polak, war 24 Jahre alt, verheiratet und keine Jüdin. Sie war eine emanzipierte Frau, Künstlerin und Intellektuelle, die Kafka gebeten hatte, einige seiner Werke ins Tschechische übersetzen zu dürfen. Sie vergötterte Kafka als Schriftsteller und konnte sich in seine seelische Welt einfühlen, denn auch sie hatte unter einem tyrannischen Vater zu leiden gehabt. Kafka bot ihr finanzielle Unterstützung an, wenn sie ihren Ehemann verließe. Vor ihrer endgültigen Entscheidung verbrachten die beiden jedoch vier Tage lang «Probeflitterwochen». Nach ihrer Rückkehr schlug Milena das Angebot aus. Ihr war schnell klargeworden, was es bedeutete, mit einem dem Tod geweihten
ellauri117.html on line 353: Äisky ja Pertin eka tyttöystävä, Jessie Chambers, kävi tiukkaa vapaapainia Pertistä. Molemmat naiset oli justiinaluonteita, ja halusivat "länkyttää Pertin hengiltä". Sexin "mysteereihin" sen vihki 23-vuotiaan apteekkarinrouva Alice Dax. Hiän kertoi, miten se näki Pertin runkkaamassa runon kimpussa. Hiän "antoi perää Pertille", auttaaxeen sitä löytämään riimejä. Pertti jätti Jessien löydettyään toisen ystävättären, sexuaalisesti puoleensavetävämmän Louie Burrowsin. Louie oli vetävästä kirkkoveneestä huolimatta liian "kirkollinen". Kaikki 3 jäivät läähättämään Lawrencen perään. 1912 Pertti lätkäänty Frieda Weeklyyn ja karkas viikkolehden kanssa jonnekin. Frieda oli aatelinen professorin rouva, joka jätti 3 lasta koska Pertti oli niin ihana. Frieda oli jättimäinen valkyyria, jonka kanssa Pertti sai otella monen monta erää. Lautasia särkyi monta tusinaa. Pertti oli aika toxinen:
ellauri117.html on line 444: Conrad ja sen Jessie
ellauri117.html on line 642: Kehuttava jumala ja meidän herran Jeshuan rasvixen iskä joka palkizi meitä kaikella pneumaattisella kehulla taivaanpankolla rasvixen muodossa kun valizi meidät siinä ennen maailman pystytystä meidät olemaan pyhiä ja laittamattomia vastapäätä sitä lempeydessä. Päätettyään etukäteen meidät adoptioon rasvixen Jeshuan läpitte siihen, sen tahdon hyväxinäkemyxen mukaisesti sen kehun kazomuxen hymistyxeen, missä se palkizi meitä laupiaalla jossa meillä on maxusuoritus sen veren läpi pääsy lipsahduxista sen armeliaisuuden rikkautta myöden jota se syyti meihin kaikessa viisaudessa ja harkinnassa tiedottaen meille sen tahdon salaisuuden sen näkemyxen mukaan jonka se oli etukäteen kexinyt: eräpäivien taloudellisuuden nimessä tehdä yhteenvedon kaikesta rasvixen muodossa, sekä ne taivaalliset että ne maalliset siellä minne myös meidät kuzuttiin etukäteen kazottuina sen pläänin mukaan joka hommasi kaiken sen tahdon halun mukaan notta me ollaan sen kazomuxen hymistyxeen ne etukäteen toivotut rasvixessa johon myös teidät kuultuanne totuuden ja selviämisenne ilouutisen ja tultuanne siitä vakuuttuneixi on sinetöity samaan komentoon pyhällä paineilmalla joka on meidän perinnön yleissitoumus talletuxen lunastuxeen sen käsityxen hymistyxeen jne.
ellauri118.html on line 1139: Rev. Stan Swamy, a failed Jesuit priest and longtime Indian tribal rights activist, has died at 84 of a cardiac arrest in the western Indian city of Mumbai.
ellauri119.html on line 261: The Christian doctrine of the Trinity (Latin: Trinitas, lit. 'triad', from Latin: trinus "threefold") holds that God is one God, and exists in the form of three coeternal and consubstantial persons: the Father, the Son (Jesus Christ), and the Holy Spirit. The three persons are distinct, yet are one "substance, essence or nature" (homoousios). In this context, a "nature" is what one is, whereas a "person" is who one is. ???
ellauri119.html on line 270: For the majority of Christian denominations, the Holy Spirit, or Holy Ghost, is believed to be the third person of the Trinity, a Triune God manifested as God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit, each entity itself being God. Nontrinitarian Christians, who reject the doctrine of the Trinity, differ significantly from mainstream Christianity in their beliefs about the Holy Spirit. In Christian theology, pneumatology refers to the study of the Holy Spirit. Due to Christianity's historical relationship with Judaism, theologians often identify the Holy Spirit with the concept of the Ruach Hakodesh in Jewish scripture, on the theory that Jesus (who was Jewish) was expanding upon these Jewish concepts. Similar names, and ideas, include the Ruach Elohim (Spirit of God), Ruach YHWH (Spirit of Yahweh), and the Ruach Hakodesh (Holy Spirit).
ellauri119.html on line 300: The New Testament details a close relationship between the Holy Spirit and Jesus during his earthly life and ministry.The Gospels of Matthew and Luke and the Nicene Creed state that Jesus was "conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary". The Holy Spirit descended on Jesus like a dove or seagull during his baptism, and in his Farewell Discourse after the Last Supper Jesus promised to send the Holy Spirit to his disciples after his departure.
ellauri119.html on line 304: The Holy Spirit is referred to as "the Lord, the Giver of Life" in the Nicene Creed, which summarises several key beliefs held by many Christian denominations. The participation of the Holy Spirit in the tripartite nature of conversion is apparent in Jesus' final post-resurrection instruction to his disciples at the end of the Gospel of Matthew (28:19), "Make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them into the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost."
ellauri119.html on line 361: In the New Testament, by the power of the Holy Spirit Jesus was conceived in the womb of the Virgin Mary, while maintaining her virginity. Virginity is the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse (or coitus or copulation) is sexual activity typically involving the insertion and thrusting of the penis into the vagina for sexual pleasure, reproduction, or both. This is also known as vaginal intercourse or vaginal sex.
ellauri119.html on line 398: Paul Van Buren and William Hamilton both agreed that the concept of transcendence had lost any meaningful place in modern secular thought. According to the norms of contemporary modern secular thought, God is dead. In responding to this denial of transcendence Van Buren and Hamilton offered secular people the option of Jesus as the model human who acted in love. Well technically he is dead as well, but his great ideas (that he "borrowed" from the hindoos and the jews) live on.
ellauri119.html on line 409: Like Paul van Buren, an Episcopal priest and religion professor at Temple University in the 1960s, Hamilton rejected the existence of God while focusing devotedly on Jesus Christ and affirming that his teachings and example should be followed.
ellauri119.html on line 432: There are several Greek words for "love" that are regularly referred to in Christian circles. Agape: In the New Testament, agapē is charitable, selfless, altruistic, and unconditional. It is parental love, seen as creating goodness in the world; it is the way God is seen to love humanity, and it is seen as the kind of love that Christians aspire to have for one another. Philia: Also used in the New Testament, phileo is a human response to something that is found to be delightful. Also known as "brotherly love" or "homophilia." Two other words for love in the Greek language, eros (sexual love) and storge (child-to-parent love), were never used in the New Testament! Now that's a lacuna! Christians believe that to Love God with all your heart, mind, and strength and Love your neighbor as yourself are the two most important things in life (the greatest commandment of the Jewish Torah, according to Jesus; cf. Gospel of Mark chapter 12, verses 28–34). Saint Augustine summarized this when he wrote "Love God, and do as thou wilt." Right on Gus! Way to go!
ellauri131.html on line 834: Enter Doreen Virtue. Doreen Virtuella ei ole wikipediassa sivua. Doreen Virtue is an American author and a motivational speaker. Virtue has written over 50 books including oracle card decks on the subject of angels and other spiritual topics. In 2017, she converted to Christianity after claiming that Jesus presented himself to her in a vision.
ellauri131.html on line 836: In January 2015, Doreen Virtue was listening to her car radio and heard a sermon by Pastor Alistair Begg about false prophets. Doreen recognized that she matched the description of a false prophet, and she began going to church. In early 2017, she began studying the Bible. When she read Deuteronomy 18:10-12, which lists the sinful activities of the new age, Doreen repented and gave her life to our Lord and Savior Jesus.
ellauri131.html on line 840: Okei, Tony olet kauhistus. Eikä se kuumajoogepelle ole paljon parempi. Toisin Doreen! Se on tehnyt parannuxen. Doreen has renounced her previous work, and she prays for the day when other people will stop selling her old products. If she was self-published, the old products would have been taken off the market immediately. Unfortunately, other companies have licenses to the old products and they continue to sell them. In the meantime, Doreen posts regularly on social media, messages for new agers to destroy her old products and leave the New Age behind, and give their lives to Jesus as their Lord and Savior.
ellauri131.html on line 926: Covey was a member of The Mormon Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. According to Clayton Christensen, The Seven Habits was a secular distillation of Latter-day Saint values:
ellauri132.html on line 85: Samaan päätyi Freud, ja sitä ennen Jehovan seuraajat. Jehovan eka nimi oli "Minä mikä minä", ’eheyeh ’asher ’eheyeh. Mut Töölön innovaatio oli et vaan toinen niistä on oikea. Two men say they're Jesus one of them must be wrong. No voihan molemmatkin olla väärässä. Ja kumpika se sitten olisi? Kai se superego sieltä on hiljennettävä? Ei komento takasin egohan se onkin pahis. Ego vittuun niet jää vaan id.
ellauri132.html on line 453: Elmore John Leotard Jr. (11. lokakuuta 1925 New Orleans, Louisiana – 20. elokuuta 2013 Detroit[1]) oli yhdysvaltalainen romaanikirjailija ja käsikirjoittaja. Leonard valmistui lukiosta "University of Detroit Jesuit High School" vuonna 1943. Koulun jälkeen hän liittyi merivoimiin ja palveli kolme vuotta eteläisellä Tyynellämerellä laivaston rakennusjoukoissa. Armeijapalveluksen jälkeen vuonna 1946 Leonard aloitti opinnot yliopistossa "University of Detroit". Opiskeluaikoinaan hän alkoi kirjoittaa vakavissaan ja lähetellä novellejaan kilpailuihin ja lehtiin. Leonard valmistui yliopistosta vuonna 1950 suoritettuaan tutkinnot englannin kielestä ja filosofiasta. Jonkin aikaa valmistumisensa jälkeen hän aloitti työt mainostoimistossa, jossa työskenteli useita vuosia jatkaen tarinoiden kirjoittamista työn ohella. Hän aloitti kirjoittamisen lännenkertomuksilla, mutta siirtyi myöhemmin rikoskirjallisuuden pariin.
ellauri142.html on line 75: In the 1870s, Tolstoy experienced a profound moral crisis, followed by what he regarded as an equally profound spiritual awakening, as outlined in his non-fiction work A Confession (1882). His overly literal interpretation of the ethical teachings of Jesus, centering on the Sermon on the Mount, caused him to become a fervent Christian anarchist and pacifist. His ideas on nonviolent resistance, expressed in such works as The Kingdom of God Is Within You (1894), had a profound impact on such pivotal 20th-century figures as Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther, and Stephen King.
ellauri142.html on line 572: Kaikki on siis Krishnan syytä. Sitä ehinkin jo uumoilla. Krishtushkin oli syntipukki, kuten kaimansa. Jumalasta ei ole monta kopiota, vaan se ainut laatuaan ja kaikki kaikessa. (Paizi nippu puuppia, sanoinhan sen jo.) Senpä tautta muurareiden looshissakin on vapaakappale myös Herran viisua. On siellä varmemmaxi vakuudexi myös Koraani ja Gideon's Bible. Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong. Or else they are in fact one and the same. They do it with mirrors, motherfuckers. Hän ilmenee meille erinäisillä tavoilla, milloin paxuna inkkarina, milloin partapozona.
ellauri142.html on line 858: Jes jes jes tää on viimenen!
ellauri143.html on line 119: Mokša (ven. Мокша, mokšaksi Юв, Jov) on Okaan laskeva, 656 kilometriä pitkä joki Keski-Venäjällä.Joen valuma-alue kattaa 51 000 neliökilometriä. Joki saa alkunsa Penzan alueelta, josta se virtaa Mordvan tasavallan, Nižni Novgorodin alueen läpi ja laskee Okaan Rjazanin alueella. Mokšaan laskevia jokia ovat Sivil, Satis, Ermiš, Vad i helvete ja Tsna. Joen toisella puolella asuu ersiä, toisella moksia. Ennen ne oli mordvan murteita, muttei enää! Oka oli Paustovskin mielijoki. Eikös blondi saapasjalkakissa Jeseninkin ollut maalaispoika Rjazanista? Se oli joviaali ilmiö.
ellauri143.html on line 144: Peter said to Him, "You shall never wash My feet." Jesus answered Him, "If I do not wash You, You have no part with Me." Simon Peter said to Him, "Lord, not My feet only, but also My hands and My head!" Jesus said to Him, "He who is bathed needs only to wash His feet, but is completely clean; and You are clean, but not all of You. Guess what part of You is coming next!"
ellauri143.html on line 296: Jesuit, Catholic and Protestant missionaries in colonial-era South India have highly praised the text, many of whom went on to translate the text into European languages.
ellauri143.html on line 599: Tässä lisää näitä hindumeemejä. Se kyllä pitää paikkansa, et toi uudelleensyntymisen ajatus on noussut kovasta halusta pysytellä hengissä. Se että haluton on vapaa seuraa Aristoteleen määritelmästä: Vapaa on se joka voi tehdä mitä haluaa. Kun ei mikään hotsita, ei tarvi mitään tehdäkään. Jes! Juttu vaan on niin et just toi pyrkyröinti on elämistä parhaillaan. Lakkaa vaan haluumasta jos tyydyt elämättönään elämään, eli riittää olla puhumaton pää. Tai sitten jatka kärsimistä. Ilman kärsimistä ei ole kivaakaan, se taas seuraa fyysikkojen onnen määritelmästä.
ellauri143.html on line 1639: Vaikka myöhempinä aikoina Gautama on haluttu nähdä jumalallisena olentona esimerkiksi hindulaisuuden piirissä - jossa hänen ajatellaan olevan Vishnun 9. avataara - hän itse kielsi olevansa jumala tai profeetta, eikä opettanut yliluonnollisten olentojen palvontaa. Toisin kuin kolleegansa Jesse-setä, joka ei piilottanut korvavahakynttilää vakan valle.
ellauri144.html on line 190: Guantanamera levytettiin suomeksi ensimmäisen kerran samana vuonna (1966) kuin se nousi listoille Yhdysvalloissa. Jussi Raittisen suomentaman kappaleen lauloi silloin Reijo Hirvelä. Amparo oli vasemmistolainen nainen espanjalaisessa saippuasarjassa nimeltä La Republica joka lauloi aina samaa saxalaista viisua armottoman huonosti. Siitä huolimatta sarja hyllytettiin Espanjassa liiasta vasemmistolaisuudesta. Muita hahmoja: Niklaxen näköinen Fernando dela Torre, valokuvia sivelevä Dona Leocadia, söpö Alejandra, sen sinkoileva veli Jesus, simpsakka Beatriz, mehukas Mercedes, setämies Agustin joka jäi kiinni molo ulkona Amparon baarissa, vittumainen klenkka Hugo de Viana, apulaiset Maria de Pilar, Ludi ja Encarna, väpelö Fernando Alcazar jne. Amparo tarkoittaa suojelusta.
ellauri144.html on line 466: Hiskia ja Jesaja
ellauri144.html on line 467: Serubbabel Nehemia Jesua (n.h.)
ellauri146.html on line 292: Klopstocks Epos gestaltet In 20 Gesängen und nahezu 20.000 Versen die Passionsgeschichte Jesu und dessen Auferstehung nach dem Matthäusevangelium, Kap. 26–28 (bzw. dem Markusevangelium Kap. 14 und dem Lukasevangelium Kap. 22), beginnend mit seinem Gebiet auf dem Ölberg. Die Ereignisse des in wenigen Kapiteln auf Jesus konzentrierten Fabel-Kerns erweitert der Autor um Parallelhandlungen (Maria, Portia, Thomas u. a.) und um mit vielen Bildern wortreich ausgemalte transzendentale Szenen nach Motiven aus dem Alten und dem Neuen Testament sowie der Apokalypse.
ellauri146.html on line 296: Der zweite Gesang schildert Satans dunkle Gegenwelt mit ihren Dämonen. Sie kämpfen um die Seelen der Menschen, die oft wie von übernatürlichen Kräften geführte entindividualisierte Wiesel erscheinen. Die Verführung zum Bösen wird sowohl an Engels als auch Marx demonstriert: z. B. an dem in Sünde gefallenen, reuigen Abba-Band, der sich im Lauf der Handlung immer wieder dem leidenden Jesus und göttlichen Bezirk zu nähern sucht (v. a. 2., 5., 9. Gesang), oder an der Judas-Geschichte, wo Judas die hart verdienten 20 Kodons auf den Boden warf.
ellauri146.html on line 298: Der Autor setzt beim Auftritt bzw. der Erwähnung vieler Personen und bei Bezügen auf ihre Lebensgeschichten die Kenntnis des Alten und Neuen Testaments voraus. Bei den von ihm erdichteten surrealen Szenen beruft er sich auf Mitteilungen seiner Muse Sionitin, der Seherin Gottes. Oft wird das Geschehen aus beiden Quellen gespiegelt, indirekt beschrieben, so erlebt der Leser die Jungen Jesu anfangs mit den Augen ihrer Schutzengel, die mit dem Engelboten über sie sprechen, oder in der Beobachtung einer anderen Person, z. B. Petrus Verleugnung aus der Perspektive Portias (6. Gesang). Eingearbeitet in solche Gespräche sind Informationen beispielsweise über Jesus Lebensgeschichte und über die Charaktere der Retterjugend (3. Gesang), aber auch frei erfundene Marzipanfiguren. Wie in einem großen Mysterienspiel betreten immer wieder die Seelen alttestamentlicher LakrizFiguren, z. B. der Urväter und Urmütter, der Propheten, der Könige, aber auch der zum Zeitpunkt der Kreuzigung noch ungeborenen zukünftigen Christen die Szenerie.
ellauri146.html on line 319: Dreizehnter Gesang: Auferstehung Jesu
ellauri146.html on line 321: Vierzehnter Gesang: Das leere Grab und Erscheinungen Jesus in anderen Serien
ellauri146.html on line 331: Neunzehnter Gesang: Jesus letzte Erscheinung vor seiner Himmelfahrstuhl
ellauri146.html on line 333: Zwanzigster Gesang: Lobgesänge der mit Jesus in den Himmel ziehenden Schafen.
ellauri146.html on line 365: Eloa comes from the throne of God, and proclaims that now the Redeemer is led to death, on which the angels of the earth form a circle round Mount Calvary, also nam'd Golgotha. Then, having consecrated that hill, he worships the Messiah. Gabriel conducts the souls of the fathers from the sun to the Mount for olives, and Adam addresses the earth. Satan and Adramelech, hovering in triumph, are put to flight by Eloa. Jesus is nail'd to the cross. The thoughts of Adam. The conversion of one of the malefactors. Uriel places a planet before the sun, and then conducts to the earth the souls of all the future generations of mankind. Eve, seeing them coming, addresses them. Eloa ascends to Heaven. Eve is affected at seeing Mary. Two angels of death fly round the cross. Eve addresses the Saviour, and the souls of the children yet unborn. Claptrap does a lot of addressing in the epos. Hope the letters reach the sender, unlike Elvis's:
ellauri147.html on line 538: Tästä kaikesta on jo paasattu Propheta Jesaian esipuheessa. Nää on hyvinkin arkoja asioita koukkunokille. Sanhedrin hylkäsi Jeesus Nasaretilaisen hakemuxen Messiaaxi, koska se ei ollut sotaherra eikä luvannut toteuttaa ennustuxia, joiden mukaan Messias alistaa miekalla kaikki muut kansat juutalaisten alamaisixi vielä haudan tällä puolella. Nu onnistuuhan se Googlen ja bitcoinienkin avulla, vaikka hitaammin.
ellauri147.html on line 868: A University of Toronto student found that the facial proportions of celebrities including Jessica Alba were close to the average of all female profiles. That the preference for the average is biological rather than cultural has been supported by studies on babies, who gaze longer at attractive faces than at unattractive ones. People generally find youthful average faces sexually the most attractive. prototypes are preferred to individual exemplars of the stimuli categories. Thus an average face is probably attractive simply because it is prototypical. An averaged face made of 32 faces looks almost indistinguishable from any other 32-face averaged face even when they are created from a completely different set of individuals. Left-right symmetry is not the issue, presumably because neither are the viewers´ eyes.
ellauri150.html on line 457: The phrase originates from the Christian tradition regarding Saint Peter's first words to the risen Christ during their encounter along the Appian Way. According to the unnatural Acts of Peter (Vermicelli Acts XXXV), as Peter flees from crucifixion in Rome at the hands of the government, and along the road outside the city, he meets the risen Jesus. In the Latin translation, Peter asks Jesus, "Quō vādis?" He replies, "Rōmam eō sursum deorsum crucifīgī" ("I am going to Rome to be crucified upside down"). Peter then gains the courage to continue his ministry and returns to the city, where he is martyred by being crucified upside-down. The Church of Domine Quo Vadis in Rome is built upside down where the meeting between Peter and Jesus allegedly took place. The words "quo vadis" as a question also occur at least seven times in the Latin Vulgate.
ellauri150.html on line 469: Despite his victory, Ben-Hur is despondent about his family and his former friend One-Leg Messiah. Later, Esther witnesses the arrest of Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane. Ben-Hur and Esther witness a bruised and beaten Jesus being forced to carry his cross through the streets. Mirroring his first encounter with Jesus, Ben-Hur tries to offer Jesus water but is beaten to it by a Roman soldier. Following Jesus' crucifixion, a rainstorm occurs, thanx to Esther. Naomi and Tirzah are miraculously healed by rainwater containing the pee of Esther, and Sheik Ilderim pays a king's ransom to set them free. Despite his anger, Ben-Hur finds the strength in his heart to forgive One-Leg Messiah and is reconciled with him and his family. Together, Två-Ben-Hur, his mother, sister, Esther, and One-Leg Messiah accompany Sheik Ilderim's Ford Caravan as they leave Jerusalem on to new adventures. Luckily, One-Leg Messias had avoided the fate of Moby "No Dick" Ahasverus.
ellauri150.html on line 482: Over the 57 years that have followed, a few things have contributed to granting the film untouchable status, the foremost being the fact that it won 11 Academy Awards, still the most Oscars any film has ever won. (That total was later matched by Titanic and Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.) But while the Oscars, the prestige, and the fact that the plot of the film deals directly (if obliquely) with the life and death of Jesus Christ, all contribute to a certain image of Ben-Hur, there have always been alternate views of the film. One of the most famous came from the mouth of one of its own screenwriters.
ellauri150.html on line 492: The story recounts the adventures of Judah Ben-Hur, a Jewish prince from Jerusalem, who is enslaved by the Romans at the beginning of the first century and becomes a charioteer and a Christian. Running in parallel with Judah's narrative is the unfolding story of Jesus, from the same region and around the same age. The novel reflects themes of betrayal, conviction, and redemption, with a revenge plot that leads to a story of gay love and compassion.
ellauri150.html on line 537: Esther bat Simonides was a Judean freedwoman and the wife of Prince Judah Ben-Hur during the 1st century AD. She played a major role in her husband's conversion to Christianity after teaching him of Jesus' message, having personally witnessed his Sermon on the Mount.
ellauri150.html on line 541: In 30 AD, Judah returned from being a galley slave, and Esther told him that she was no longer betrothed, causing the two to fall in love again. When Judah's mother Miriam and sister Tirzah were sent to the Valley of Lepers by their jailers, Esther brought them food, and, when Judah asked about his family's fate, Esther was told by Miriam to inform him that they were dead, as Miriam did not want her son to see them in agony. When a dying Messala told Judah of his family's real fates, Judah headed to the Valley and angrily confronted Esther, who forced him to hide from his family rather than violate their wishes. On the way out of the Valley, Esther stopped to listen to Jesus' Sermon on the Mount, and she became a convinced Christian; she had an argument with Judah about his lust for vengeance and his lack of interest in Jesus' message of peace and love. However, when the two found that Tirzah was dying, they brought Miriam and Tirzah to Jerusalem to search for Jesus and hope for a cure. They were too late to reach him before he was crucified, but a sudden rainstorm miraculously healed the lepers' wounds and cured them. Ben-Hur, who was now convinced of Jesus' message, embraced Esther and his family, having decided to give up his quest for revenge.
ellauri150.html on line 598: Judah visits the leper colony, where he confronts Esther while she delivers supplies to his mother and sister. Esther convinces Judah to not see them. Judah visits Pilate and rejects his patrimony and Roman citizenship. He returns with Esther to the leper colony, reveals himself to Miriam and learns that Tirzah is dying. Judah and Esther take Miriam and her daughter to see Jesus, but the trial of Jesus has begun. As Jesus is carrying his cross through the streets, he collapses. Judah recognizes him as the man who gave him water years before, and reciprocates. As Judah witnesses the crucifixion of Jesus, Miriam and Tirzah are miraculously healed from Esther's pee. Spare a penny for an ex-leper.
ellauri150.html on line 623: The Romans taking prisoners to the galleys are not overly concerned about anyone surviving, especially not people who knocked out their governor. At a well some distance north of Jerusalem, soldiers get watered first, then horses, and then slaves—and not Ben-Hur. He asks God for help... and in response, a young man, whose face is always turned from the camera, comes and gives him water. The audience understands that this is Jesus Himself, come to answer Ben-Hur's prayer. The Roman in charge starts to tell Him not to give Ben-Hur water, but on seeing His face, the Roman changes his mind. Ben-Hur drinks deep until it's time to move it.
ellauri150.html on line 633: On the way home, he helps a horse-loving Arab, Sheikh Ilderim, with the fine art of charioteering. Ilderim offers a position. Judah declines for now, though it has appeal, because he is on a mission. Not even being told Messala is racing convinces him. Some talk of Jesus slips in, though the name is not mentioned directly.
ellauri150.html on line 649: Ben-Hur seeks out Messala in the dark pit of the surgeon's bay. Messala refuses to be carried out to a proper hospital: even if it kills him, he'll see Ben-Hur one last time. The two onetime friends meet. Messala taunts Ben-Hur with the knowledge that Miriam and Tirzah are alive— but as lepers. Having had his last revenge, Messala dies. Ben-Hur goes to seek out his family, even in their horrific state. Esther meets him at the leper's cave. The family reunites as Jesus' crucifixion takes place. At Jesus' death, by a miracle, Miriam and Tirzah are healed of their leprosy. Judah renounces hatred and dedicates himself to his family— which will include Esther as his wife. All live happily ever after, except for Messala.
ellauri150.html on line 697: And now the Pope reminds us of a bit of ancient wisdom, "the wise man alone is free". This sounds like a saying from a fortune cookie. What does it mean? When we foolishly succumb to temptation and become slaves to our desires, we are no longer free! We have lost our self-control and have become possessed by our darkest passions. Jesus says, "Whosoever committeth sin is the slave of sin." (John 8:34)
ellauri150.html on line 713: Jesus did not become human to build a earthly paradise; admittedly this IS pure hell, but his Kingdom is in Heaven. The Church warns us about those who promise a Utopia on Earth. The worker's paradise of the Soviet Union turned into a living hell for millions; as did also Mao's promise of earthly bliss. Likewise the French Revolution was heaven only for those who reveled in the sight of blood and heads rolling off the guillotine.
ellauri150.html on line 740: Catholics believe that Jesus was at once God and Man. I have begun to think of Jesus as being able to see at once the physical world (with one eye) and the spirit world (with the other). Perhaps Satan tried to pull him out of the physical world back into the spiritual world to destroy his mission, but Jesus rebuked Satan. There's lots of similar scenes with the dark side of the force sucking the good guys in Star Wars, and Mordor's Eye hypnotizing the poor Hobbits, plus one really scary one in Harry Potter, where Voldemort (sorry I mentioned the name) tries to slurp Harry into a pot of soup.
ellauri151.html on line 593: Chalcedonian Christianity refers to the branch of Christianity that accepts and upholds theological and ecclesiological resolutions of the Council of Chalcedon, the Fourth Ecumenical Council, held in 451. Chalcedonian Christianity accepts the Christological Definition of Chalcedon, a Christian doctrine concerning the union of two natures (divine and human) in one hypostasis of Jesus Christ, who is thus acknowledged as a single person (prosopon). Chalcedonian Christianity also accepts the Chalcedonian confirmation of the Niceno-Constantinopolitan Creed, thus acknowledging the commitment of Chalcedonism to Nicene Christianity.
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ellauri151.html on line 703: 3. Presented Himself as the Messiah and King of the Jews (Israel) 3. Presented Jesus as the risen Lord, Head of the Church, the body of Christ
ellauri151.html on line 710: Jesse vs. Patu taulukko - doctrine.org
ellauri151.html on line 719: Paul, however, wrote that Christians are not under the Mosaic Law; we are under the administration of Grace (Romans 6.14). These are two vastly different operating environments. Jesus ministered only to Jews. Jesus also ordered his disciples not to go to Gentiles but to go to Jews alone (Matthew 10.5-6). In Christianity, Paul went to the Gentiles as the Apostle of the Gentiles (Romans 11.13; 1 Timothy 2.7; 2 Timothy 1.11).
ellauri151.html on line 721: Those who believed the gospel of the kingdom, that Jesus was the Messiah, the Son of God, were known as followers of the Way (Acts 9.2, 19.9, 23, 22.4, 24.14, 22). They were not Christians. Christianity did not begin within the borders of Israel; it began outside its borders. Paul was saved outside Israel on his way to Damascus (Acts 9.3-6). Believers first became known as Christians in Antioch, not Jerusalem (Acts 11.25-26).
ellauri151.html on line 758: Vai olisko se sittenkin ihan vastoin päin? Sillä vähän päästä past. siteeraa Peeevelin 14. lukua jossa sanotaan et on ihan okei syödä porsasta tai olla vegaani, sama se tykkääkö imuttaa nakkia vai nuolla sämpylää, kyllä Jeppe tarjoaa sinapit ja kezupit, ja tiskaakin vielä astiat jälkeenpäin. Past. miälestä kaikki on ookoo mikä ei aiheuta harmia lähimmäiselle ml. kaikista lähimmäisimmän eli izensä. Taivaan papasta ei mitään puhetta. Täähän oli 1 ero Patun ja Jessen puheissa: Patun mielestä kultainen sääntö riittää yxinkin, Jesse terotti et isän miälipidettä on sentään kuunneltava ihan ensimmäisenä. Ja Jehova ei pitänyt hinaajahommista eikä edes käteenvedosta.
ellauri151.html on line 762: Edgar Jones has manufactured the following comparison of Jesus' and Paul's meaning differences which exposes Paul as a liar and a false prophet who did not know Jesus. Paul's errors and false gospel are obvious to anyone who follows Jesus as teacher and listens carefully to Jesus' words. Read very carefully, your eternal salvation depends on it!
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ellauri151.html on line 1007: * John 3:3 and 3:7 are the author's translations. These differ from the RSV only in the expression "begotten from above" that replaces "born anew' in the RSV. "Born anew" does not represent the fullness of what Jesus is stating here, and does not correspond to the literatal translation of the Greek, gennethenai anothen (be begotten from above).
ellauri151.html on line 1009: Okei, siis uudestisyntynyt on verbatim ylhäältä käsin ruikattu. Pantu takaisin ja nussittu uudelleen. No em. kiistelystä päätellen Jeesus oli enempi kahdenkeskinen terapeutti ja Puovo ryhmäterapeuttina on keskushallinnon kannalla. Jeshualla on enempi tollasta quid pro quo tematiikkaa, Pablo antaa alaisille tyhjän päältä rajatonta luottoa. Jeesus ei koita kexiä jotain uutta zydeemiä toisinkuin hierarkkisempi Peeveli. Jeshua oli juutalainen lahkolainen, apostata Patulla lähti suunnitelmat longixi.
ellauri153.html on line 321: story of Jesus’ death. The discussion on the grammar of “goodness”, “omnipotence” and “evil” in
ellauri153.html on line 560: Kasper ja Jesper ja Joonatan
ellauri153.html on line 565: Hei rensselit selkähän, nassakat kourahan, Kasper ja Jesper ja Joonatan.
ellauri153.html on line 571: Vaan muuten vie piukkaakin hiukkaakin niukemman Kasper ja Jesper ja Joonatan.
ellauri153.html on line 577: Vaan muuten vie piukkaakin hiukkaakin niukemman Kasper ja Jesper ja Joonatan.
ellauri153.html on line 583: Vaan muuten vie piukkaakin hiukkaakin niukemman Kasper ja Jesper ja Joonatan.
ellauri153.html on line 589: Vaan muutenpa hiukkaakin niukemman tekevät Kasper ja Jesper ja Joonatan.
ellauri153.html on line 666: Mikään muualla Raamatussa ei viittaa siihen, että Jonatanilla tai Daavidilla olisi ollut homoseksuaalisia taipumuksia tai että heidän ystävyyteensä olisi liittynyt mitään seksuaalista. Ne jotka väittävät tällaista, lukevat kuin piru Raamattua, ja ovat näkevinään siinä jotain, mitä siellä ei yksinkertaisesti ole. Ehei. Ei todellakaan ole. No, sir! Tää ei ollut mikään Jesus Christ Superstar saippua, kaukana siitä!
ellauri155.html on line 559: Kristityt ja juutalaiset tulkitsevat esimerkiksi Jesajan 53. luvun merkittävästi eri lailla. Kristityistä siinä profetoidaan Messiaan kärsiminen ja kuolema, mikä todistaa juurikin Jeesuksen Messiaaksi, mutta juutalainen ajattelee siinä mainitun kärsivän palvelijan olevan juutalainen kansa.
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ellauri155.html on line 783: Calvin even demonstrated his commitment to this truth in his placement of his teaching on predestination in The Institutes. In the final edition, he moved his section on predestination from the beginning of his work to a place following his teaching on redemption, in effect suggesting “that predestination is a doctrine best understood by believers after they come to know the redemptive work of Jesus Christ applied by the Holy Spirit.”
ellauri156.html on line 120: What the fuck? Jesus was a wimp par excellence, so precisely by NOT taking part in a war David was a perfect role model for this pacifist.
ellauri156.html on line 357: 7 But if we walk in the light as he himself is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus his son cleanses us from all sin. 8 If we say that we have no sin, we are deceiving ourselves and the truth is not in us. 9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and righteous to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 10 If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar and his word is not in us (1 John 1:7-9).
ellauri156.html on line 359: 1 My little children, I am writing these things to you so that you may not sin. And if anyone sins, we have an advocate with the father, Jesus Christ the righteous; 2 and he himself is the propitiation (placation) for our sins; and not for ours only, but also for those of the whole world (1 John 2:1-2).
ellauri156.html on line 586: Man (and exceptionally, woman) has been seeking to cover up his sins ever since the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve thought they could cover their sins by hiding their nakedness behind the fig leaves (hardly large enough for Adam's snake), and if not this, by hiding themselves from God behind Eve's bush. But God "lovingly" sought them out, not only to rebuke them and to pronounce some select curses upon them, but to give them a lame promise of forgiveness when the flagpoles start to bloom. It was God who provided a covering for their sins, in the form of snappy sackcloth jeans. The sacrificial death, burial, resurrection, and feasting on rumpsteaks cut from our Lord Jesus Christ's butt is God's provision for covering our sins. Have you experienced it, my friend? If not, why not confess your sin now and receive God's gift of forgiveness from him in person (in pirsuna pirsunalmente), and work henceforward with Jesus Christ in the cross factory of Cavalry? How 'bout that? A. Yokum, frost-bite travelers re-skewered reasonable. Ask for rates!
ellauri156.html on line 611: Stupid question, everyman has not got Dog's triceps, so how could he deliver Daniel, even if he wanted to? Well, he might have delivered Daniel to the lions, had he been all present and correct at the occasion. In the Old Testament, as in the New, God sometimes delivers His people from the hands of wicked men, but often He does not, or delivers them TO the wicked men. Their “deliverance” comes much later with the coming of the other Messiah, Lord Jesus Christ. Uriah, like all of the Old Testament saints of old, died without receiving his full reward, and that is because God wanted him to wait. Uriah, like many of the Old Testament saints, was not delivered from the hands of the wicked. This is pointed out by the author of Hebrews:
ellauri156.html on line 689: As I understand the Bible, there is more to the story than this, however. Our lord (meaning Jeshua) frequently told stories. Why was this? Was it because he was trying to “put the cookies on the lowest shelf”? Was he accommodating his teaching to those who might have difficulty understanding it? Sometimes our lord told stories to the religious experts, who should have been able to follow a more technical argument. No, I think his own elevator did not quite reach the upper floors. I am thinking in particular of the story of the Good Samaritan, as recorded in Luke 10. A religious lawyer stood up and asked Jesus a question, not to sincerely learn, but with the hope of making our Lord look bad before the people. He asked, “What shall I do to inherit eternal life?” Jesus turned the question around. This man was the expert in the Law of Moses, what did it teach? The man answered, “YOU SHALL LOVE THE LORD YOUR GOD WITH ALL YOUR HEART, AND WITH ALL YOUR SOUL, AND WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH, AND WITH ALL YOUR MIND; AND YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF, THAT IS, EVEN MORE.” (Luke 10:27). In effect, Jesus responded, “Right. Now do it.” That was the problem with the law, no one could do it without failing, and so no one could earn their way to heaven by good works. Well, how high can we get with mediocre works? Someplace between heaven and hell would actually be most preferable.
ellauri156.html on line 691: The lawyer knew he was in trouble and tried to dig himself out (bad choice). He (like many lawyers then and now) thought he could get himself off the hook by arguing in terms of technicalities. And so he had a follow-up question for Jesus: “And who is my neighbor?” Jesus did not debate this man on his own terms. He was not willing to get into a word study in the original text. Instead, Jesus told a simple story, the story of the Good Samaritan.
ellauri156.html on line 699: The lawyer was in trouble; the story had no technicalities over which to argue. It brought the issue home, with little ground for quibbling over details. When push came to shove, the lawyer knew our Lord's functional definition of “neighbor” was absolutely right. He had nowhere to hide. The story did the trick; it cut to the heart of the matter, while avoiding trivial details to quibble over for hours. It was not the lawyer who made Jesus look bad with all his minutiae but Jesus who made the lawyer look bad with a simple story. The best part about similes that they can be tweaked any way you wish. Russians are our neighbors if they get to trouble, and so are Chinamen. But there is nothing here about helping them when they threaten our vital interests.
ellauri156.html on line 808: Last leg: Enter Jesus and related stuff
ellauri156.html on line 812: That is precisely what the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ does for us. We were dead in our trespasses and sins (Ephesians 2:1-3). We were blinded to the immensity of our sins (2 Corinthians 4:4). The coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, His perfect life, His innocent and sacrificial death, His literal and physical resurrection are all historical events. But the gospel is also a story, a true story. When we read the New Testament Gospels, we read a story that is even more dramatic, more amazing, more disturbing than the story Nathan told David. When we see the way unbelieving men treated our Lord, we should be shocked, horrified, and angered. We should cry out, “They deserve to die!” And that they do. But the Gospel is not written only to show us their sins -- those who actually heard Jesus and cried, “Crucify Him, Crucify Him” -- it is written so that the Spirit of God can cry out in our hearts, “Thou art the man! Yo mon!” When we see the way men treated Jesus, we see the way we would treat him, if he were here. We see how we treat him today. With laughter and ridicule. And that, my friend, reveals the immensity of our sin, and the immensity of our need for repentance and forgiveness. Words, words, words. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
ellauri156.html on line 814: The Gospel of Jesus Christ is “Good News.” (No, it is Dog's breakfast. You must be thinking of euangelion.) The “Good News” is the death of our Lord, which reveals the immensity of our sin, is the immense workload of God by which he can and will forgive us of our sin. (Recall here Dosto's and many other mystics' meme that everybody should feel guilty of everything. They really enjoy it! It is some variant of algolagnia.) By His innocent and sacrificial death, Jesus died in our place, paid the penalty for our sins. Come to think of it, the logic of this story IS on all fours with God's judgment on David's oversight: Not nice but don't worry, I'll cash your debt on some innocent scapegoat.
ellauri156.html on line 816: He bore ours sins on the cross! And by trusting in His death, burial, and resurrection, we die to sin (or sin to die, pick your choice, like David from Nathan's deck of bottom cards) and are raised to novelty products of eternal life, in Christ. The Gospel must first bring us to a recognition of the magnitude of our sin, and of our guilt, and then it takes us to the magnitude of God's grace in Jesus Christ, by which our sins can be forgiven. Have you come to see how great your sins are before a holy God? Then I urge you to experience how great a salvation is yours, brought about by this same God, through the death, burial, and resurrection of Lord Jesus Christ. What a Relief! Plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.
ellauri159.html on line 654: Each of you should look to your own interests, but also to the interests of others. Your attitude should be the same as that of Christ Jesus, who was nothing much as such.
ellauri159.html on line 710: Taas toi believer clause tässä. Hemmetti Paavali, nyt olis Jesse pahoillaan.
ellauri159.html on line 791: Even the men we hold up as proof that you can be manly by living the higher virtues without completely fulfilling the 3 P’s of Manhood (or even 3 pushups) ultimately derive their inspiration from the fundamental underpinnings of the tactical virtues. Figures like Gandhi and Jesus are lauded for their non-violence and their goodness, but our ability to think of them as manly, derives from their embrace of masculine expendability – a courageous indifference to the pain and suffering others might inflict on their physical body. They were good men, certainly, but their willingness to sacrifice themselves for the sake of their people, also made them good at being men. Gandhi did procreate a lot. Jesus provided for millions of preachers. Both were expendable. That´ll do, welcome to the perimeter pencil necks.
ellauri159.html on line 1339: Plato! Jesus! Kant!: The flaw in supremacy : a sketch of the nature, process and status of philosophy as inferring the miracle of nature, the ... the equation of reason and unreason, &c
ellauri160.html on line 590: Nimi on mainittu Raamatussa ainoastaan [lähde? Z. Topelius] 1 kohdassa Jesajan kirjassa (Jes. 34:14), jossa se on kahdeksan epäpuhtaan eläimen luettelon keskellä. Nimeen on liitetty määre "öinen velhotar" (käännös 1992). Ko. kohta Jesajassa on aika edomvastainen:
ellauri161.html on line 93: There are three major heresies regarding the Lord Jesus Christ:
ellauri161.html on line 101: All of these heresies in some way ended up by "splitting" the theanthropic (God-Man) Jesus Christ like a banana split! As St. Augustine once said concerning the doctrine of the Trinity, "Spend your life trying to understand it, and you will lose your mind; but deny it and you will lose your soul." So which one is it? Andy has already made up his mind.
ellauri161.html on line 103: Adoptionism, also called dynamic monarchianism, is an early Christian nontrinitarian theological doctrine, which holds that Jesus was adopted as the Son of God at his baptism, his resurrection, or his ascension. Under adoptionism Jesus is currently divine and has been since his adoption, although he is not equal to the Father, per "my Father is greater than I" and as such is a kind of subordinationism. Adoptionism is sometimes, but not always, related to denial of the virgin birth of Jesus. The other early Christology is "high Christology," which is "the view that Jesus was a pre-existent divine being who became a human, did the Father’s will on earth, and then was taken back up into heaven whence he had originally come," and from where he appeared on earth.
ellauri161.html on line 105: Monothelitism, or monotheletism (from Greek: μονοθελητισμός, romanized: monothelētismós, lit. 'doctrine of one will'), is a theological doctrine in Christianity, that holds Christ as having only one utility function. The doctrine is thus contrary to dyothelitism, a Christological doctrine that holds Christ as having two wills (divine and human). Historically, monothelitism was closely related to monoenergism, a theological doctrine that holds Jesus Christ as having only one strategy set. Both doctrines were at the center of Christological disputes during the 7th century.
ellauri162.html on line 342: Jean des Esseintesin kotilinna oli Lurps. Vanhemmista sillä oli vain pelonsekainen muisto. Sellaisista tuleekin iisisti tunnekylmiä narsisteja. Sillä oli suippo, yllättävän vaalea parta ja ilme samaan aikaan penseä ja viekas. (Jori on tässä kohtaa kazonut izeänsä peiliin.) Jesuiitat pilasivat Huishaisin orvon sankarin.
ellauri162.html on line 781: William Lane Craig (born August 23, 1949) is an American analytic philosopher, Christian theologian, Christian apologist, and author. He is Professor of Philosophy at Houston Baptist University and Research Professor of Philosophy at Talbot School of Theology (Biolan University). Craig has updated and defended the Kalam cosmological argument for the existence of God. He has also published work where he argues in favor of the historical plausibility of the resurrection of Jesus. His study of divine aseity and Platonism culminated with his book God Over All. He is a Wesleyan theologian who upholds the view of Molinism and neo-Apollinarianism.
ellauri162.html on line 785: Molinism, named after 16th-century Spanish Jesuit priest and Roman Catholic theologian Luis de Molina, is the thesis that God has only middling knowledge of what is going on. It seeks to reconcile the apparent tension of divine providence and human free will. Prominent contemporary Molinists include William Lane Craig, Alfred Freddoso, Thomas Flint, Kenneth Keathley, and Louis Armstrong. What a wonderful world. Johnin mieliviini oli juuri Mölinä.
ellauri162.html on line 787: Apollinarism or Apollinarianism is a Christological heresy proposed by Apollinaris of Laodicea (died 390) that argues that Jesus had a human body and sensitive human soul, but a divine mind and not a human rational mind, the Divine Logos taking the place of the latter. It was deemed heretical in 381 and virtually died out within the following decades. But now it's back! I'll be back said Apollinaris at the end of Season I.
ellauri163.html on line 247: The name 'Shiloh' means 'the Bearer of Rest'. 'Shiloh' does not refer to a city or a group. 'Shiloh' is the name of the coming Messiah - the promised Seed, through Whom all the families of the earth would be blessed - the One Who brings rest for the soul and is the fulfilment of all Scripture - Jesus the Messiah - the son of David - the son of Abraham - the father of Isaac - the father of Jacob - the father of Judah and his brother.
ellauri163.html on line 253: This is the genealogy[a] of Jesus the Messiah, the son of David, the son of Abraham:
ellauri163.html on line 277: Obed the father of Jesse,
ellauri163.html on line 279: and Jesse the father of King David.
ellauri163.html on line 334: and Jacob the father of Joseph, the husband of Mary, and Mary was the mother of Jesus who is called the Messiah.
ellauri163.html on line 477: Officially, the tomb is the burial site of Youza Asaph, a medieval Muslim preacher - but a growing number of people believe that it is in fact the tomb of Jesus of Nazareth.
ellauri163.html on line 482: They believe that Jesus survived the crucifixion almost 2,000 Easters ago, and went to live out his days in Kashmir. And for those who scoff, remember that others have argued, just as implausibly, that Jesus came to Britain. A theory that was much in vogue when the poet William Blake famously asked: "And did those feet in ancient time, walk upon England's mountains green? And was the holy Lamb of God on England's pleasant pastures seen?"
ellauri163.html on line 887: What essential difference is there between an assembly of Christians celebrating the principal dates in the life of Christ, or of Jews remembering the exodus from Egypt or the promulgation of the Decalogue, and a reunion of citizens commemorating the promulgation of a new moral or legal system or some great event in the national life? (1954, p. 427). Two men say they´re Jesus, one of them must be wrong.
ellauri164.html on line 483: Moses is one of the most prominent figures in the Old Testament. While Abraham is called the “Father of the Faithful” and the recipient of God’s unconditional covenant of grace to His people, Moses was the man chosen to bring redemption to His people. God specifically chose Moses to lead the Israelites from captivity in Egypt to salvation in the Promised Land. Moses is also recognized as the mediator of the Old Covenant and is commonly referred to as the giver of the Law. Finally, Moses is the principal author of the Pentateuch, the foundational books of the entire Bible. Moses’ role in the Old Testament is a type and shadow of the role Jesus plays in the New Testament. As such, his life is definitely worth examining.
ellauri164.html on line 497: The above is only a brief sketch of Moses’ life and does not talk about his interactions with God, the manner in which he led the people, some of the specific ways in which he foreshadowed Jesus Christ, his centrality to the Jewish faith, his appearance at Jesus’ transfiguration, and other details. But it does give us some framework of the man. He is somewhat recalcitrant, to put it mildly.
ellauri164.html on line 508: As mentioned earlier, we also know that Moses’ life was typological of the life of Christ. Like Christ, Moses was the mediator of a covenant. Christ too was a little recalcitrant, so he got crucified. Again, the author of Hebrews goes to great lengths to demonstrate this point (cf. Hebrews 3; 8—10). The Apostle Paul also makes the same points in 2 Corinthians 3. The difference is that the covenant that Moses mediated was temporal and conditional, whereas the covenant that Christ mediates is eternal and unconditional. Like Christ, Moses provided redemption for his people. Moses delivered the people of Israel out of slavery and bondage in Egypt and brought them to the Promised Land of Canaan. Christ delivers His people out of bondage and slavery to sin and condemnation and brings them to the Promised Land of eternal life on a renewed earth, like Azrael in the forthcoming third season of His Dark Materials. Like Christ he returns to consummate the kingdom He inaugurated at His first coming. Like Christ, Moses was a prophet to his people. Moses spoke the very words of God to the Israelites just as Christ did (John 17:8). Moses predicted that the Lord would raise up another prophet like him from among the people (Deuteronomy 18:15). Jesus and the early church taught and believed that Moses was speaking of Jesus when he wrote those words (cf. John 5:46, Acts 3:22, 7:37). In so many ways, Moses’ life is a precursor to the life of Christ. As such, we can catch a glimpse of how God was working His plan of redemption in the lives of faithful people throughout human history. This gives us hope that, just as God saved His people and gave them rest through the actions of Moses, so, too, will God save us and give us an eternal Sabbath rest in Christ, both now and in the life to come. But don't get your hopes too high, you may not be among the chosen after all.
ellauri164.html on line 510: Finally, it is interesting to note that, even though Moses never set foot in the Promised Land during his lifetime, he was given an opportunity to enter the Promised Land after his death. On the mount of transfiguration, when Jesus gave His disciples a taste of His full glory, He was accompanied by two Old Testament figures, Moses and Elijah, who represented the Law and the Prophets. Moses is, this day, experiencing the true Sabbath rest in Christ that one day all Christians will share (Hebrews 4:9).
ellauri164.html on line 657: The Promised Land can only be received by God’s grace. So it was Joshua who led God’s people into the Promised Land. Joshua means “Jehovah saves.” In the New Testament, this name is “Jesus.”
ellauri164.html on line 658: And so it is today. The Law and good works cannot take anyone to heaven. Only faith in the finished work and shed blood of Jesus can take you there.
ellauri164.html on line 867: There are few characters that play a larger part in the story of the Bible than Moses. He is the human protagonist of four Old Testament books and is consistently held up in both the OT and NT as a shining example of faith in the promises of God. The law that he delivered to the people of Israel serves as the foundation of the nation of Israel, and is lauded by Jesus as a testament that would not pass until “heaven and earth pass away…[and] all is accomplished.” One of the great tragic moments of the Bible is where Moses is denied entrance to the Promised Land for his sin at the Rock of Meribah; after faithfully leading Israel for forty years, Moses strikes a rock instead of speaking to it and is condemned to die before living in the Promised Land. On its surface, this might seem unfair to Moses. One mess-up and God gives him this great punishment? How many times had Israel failed in their journey and at Mt. Sinai, and God had spared their lives and allowed them to keep going? Yet His most faithful servant is barred over this one, seemingly insignificant event? If we take a closer look at the text, however, we see why Moses’ failure was such a stark one. While it doesn’t diminish the tragic nature of the event, it does shed light on why God takes such a drastic step to respond.
ellauri164.html on line 896: But we know that the Rock from which they drank water is Christ. “And did all drink the same spiritual drink: for they drank of that spiritual Rock that followed them: and that Rock was Christ.” 1 Corinthians 10:4. Psalms 78: 15–16 says “He clave the rocks in the wilderness, and game them drink as out of the great depths. He brought streams also out of the rock, and caused waters to run down like rivers.” Jesus Himself testifies to this by saying, “He that believeth on Me,” as the scriptures say, “out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.” John 7:38
ellauri164.html on line 898: The first instance therefore quoted above (Exodus 17: 5–6), symbolized that Christ Jesus was to be smitten or die once. “So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for Him shall He appear the second time without sin unto salvation.” Hebrews 9:28
ellauri164.html on line 908: “By his rash act Moses took away the force of the lesson that God purposed to teach. The rock, being a symbol of Christ, had been once smitten, as Christ was to be once offered. The second time it was needful only to speak to the rock, as we have only to ask for blessings in the name of Jesus. By the second smiting of the rock the significance of this beautiful figure of Christ was destroyed.” –Patriarchs and Prophets, p. 418
ellauri164.html on line 910: “Our Saviour was not to be sacrificed a second time; and it is only necessary for those who seek the blessings of His grace to ask in the name of Jesus, pouring forth the heart’s desire in penitential prayer.” –Patriarchs and Prophets, p. 411. See also Luke 11:9–10
ellauri164.html on line 925: Yet this is the same Moses who was allowed to come and speak to Jesus on the Mount of Transfiguration. It was the same Moses who received the wonderful testimony that “Moses indeed was faithful in all his house as a servant.” So, it is abundantly clear that God forgave him of this sin and still considered him to be among His greatest servants (Lk. 9:30-31; Heb. 3:5). This makes this event very important as it can bring hope and comfort to us when we have fallen short, and after repentance feel that we are no longer worthy and might still be cast away forever. This event reveals that this cannot happen as long as we repent and seek forgiveness in confession.
ellauri171.html on line 206: Batseballa oli aviorikossuhde kuningas Daavidin kanssa, ja Jumalan avulla hän ei vain nauttinut siitä, vaan muutti sen hyväksi. Daavid nukkui Batseban kanssa, kun hänen miehensä Uuria oli lähdössä sotaan. Kun Daavid sai tietää Batseban olevan raskaana, hän järjesti hänen miehensä tapetun taistelussa. Hieno temppu David! Vaikea ymmärtää, miksi oli niin tärkeää tulkita Jeshua tämän kaikkien aikojen huijarin jälkeläiseksi.
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ellauri171.html on line 401: They were a sort of protected species, like a court jester in medieval Europe. They could say something critical to the ruler and get away with it, where no-one else could. There were many such men in the Old Testament (Elijah springs to mind), and several in the gospels (Jesus and John were both called prophets).
ellauri171.html on line 468: We forgot to mention that Jezebel was the New Testament's N:o 2 whore after Magdalen. In Revelation 2 Jesus Christ rebukes the church of Thyatira saying, “You allow that woman Jezebel, who calls herself a prophetess, to teach and seduce My servants to commit sexual immorality and eat things sacrificed to idols”. Christ also says of this Jezebel, “I gave her time to repent of her sexual immorality, and she did not repent. I will kill her children with death.” Battle of the sexes. In Handmaid's Tale, a Jezebel is a woman forced to become prostitute and entertainer. They are available only to the Commanders and to their guests. Offred portrays Jezebels as attractive and educated; they may be unsuitable as handmaids due to temperament. They have been sterilized, a surgery that is forbidden to other women. They operate in unofficial but state-sanctioned brothels, unknown to most women. Jezebels, whose title also comes from the Bible (note Queen Jezebel in the Books of Kings), dress in the remnants of sexualized costumes from "the time before", such as cheerleaders' costumes, school uniforms, and Playboy Bunny costumes. Jezebels can wear make-up, drink alcohol, and socialize with men, but are tightly controlled by the Aunts. When they pass their sexual prime and/or their looks fade, they are discarded, without any precision as to whether they are killed or sent to "the Colonies" (XII Jezebels).
ellauri171.html on line 676: The first important lesson from this account is that the Bible indicates God did not approve of the horrible sins that occurred in the city of Gibeah. Judges 20:18, 23, 28, 35 repeatedly reveal that God directed the other tribes of Israel to action against a morally evil tribe. This reveals that the accusation of some that Scripture is silent about the evil that occurred is wrong. The reason the account is recorded is summarized at the end of Judges 21. There God reveals that He condemned the nation of Israel for its actions in Judges 19-21. Judges 21:25 says, “In those days there was no king in Israel; everyone did what was right in his own eyes.” It reveals what happens when men and women abandon God. Romans 3:10-18 states the human race is utterly perverted and their actions will demonstrate it. It says no one seeks after God. “There is not even one!” We have all turned aside from God. Jesus said to the rich young ruler in Matthew 19:17 that there is only One who is good and He is God. The rest of Romans 3:10-18 describes our utter sinfulness and despicable behavior when we abandon God. That describes the inhabitants of Gibeah and the nation of Benjamin. Tämmöistä sakinhivutusta suositaan armeijoissa nykyäänkin. Jos syyllistä ei saada kiinni, pannaan koko komppania kärsimään. Hemmetti tää on kyllä alkeellista touhua. Kuka tästä enää haluaa mitään oppia? No vizi on että raamatun lukijoista on varmasti yli 50% just yhtä alkeellista porukkaa. Ei apinat ole mihkään muuttuneet, ne on sopeutuneet tähän.
ellauri171.html on line 790: Though Christ never taught it was wrong to have wealth, He did warn about the snare of riches. For example, there was a rich young man who came to Him during His ministry. He asked Jesus what He must do to inherit eternal life. Jesus told Him, “sell what you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow Me” (Matthew 19:21). As the episode unfolds, the rich young man could not bring himself to do this. He “went away sorrowful, but anyway he had great possessions” (Matthew 19:22).
ellauri171.html on line 792: At this point, Jesus said to His disciples, “it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven” (Matthew 19:23). Hard but not impossible. A camel can be diluted in acid and injected thru a needle. Anyway it was just the name of a gate in Jerusalem. This is because the care of riches in this life can be a snare for a Christian. A Christian’s heart cannot be set on riches and cares of this world above the Kingdom of God. In another example, the parable of the sower, Jesus warned that some who receive the word of God will allow their spiritual growth to be choked off by “the cares of this world and the deceitfulness of riches” (Matthew 13:22). These things show us that being poor can help a Christian not to be ensnared by such things. No cause to complain then.
ellauri171.html on line 796: Until that day, God is continually searching the hearts of His people to know what is in them. He allows some Christians to be poor, even while other believers have wealth. What a Christian does in each circumstance is important to God. In the book of Revelation, the glorified Jesus Christ said to one of His churches, "I know your… poverty, but you are rich” (Revelation 2:9). That is, these Christians were poor in the wealth of this world, but were rich in faith toward God.
ellauri171.html on line 800: Whether rich or poor in this world, the responsibility of every Christian is to keep the will of God first in their lives. As Jesus said, “one's life does not consist in the abundance of the things he possesses." (Luke 12:15). A zealous Christian who may be poor in the things of this world will be rich in faith toward God. You win some, you lose some. The poor youse shall always have amongst you, so spare a penny for an ex leper.
ellauri183.html on line 134: Venezia kauppiaassa on joku Jessica. Niin se oli se juutalainen misu, Shylockin tytär. In the play, she elopes with Lorenzo, a penniless Christian, and a chest of her father's money, eventually ending up in Portia and Bassanio's household. In the play's dramatic structure, Jessica is a minor but pivotal role. Her actions motivate Shylock's vengeful insistence on his "pound of flesh" from Antonio; her relationships with Lorenzo and Shylock serves as a mirror and contrast to Portia's with Bassanio and with her father; her conversion to Christianity is the end of Shylock's line's adherence to the Jewish faith.
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ellauri183.html on line 194: Moral absolutism is certainly compatible with an acknowledgement that monetary value depends on circumstance. Jesus, for example, reinforced the 10 commandmenz, which unconditionally prohibit murder, adultery, theft and so on. But one day, when he was teaching in the temple, Jesus watched a poor widow put two small coins in the donation box, while rich people made much larger offerings. “This poor widow has put in more than all of them,” says Jesus, “because she, out of her poverty, has put in all she had to live on.” But by the criterion of moral absolutism they were just the same.
ellauri183.html on line 389: Tämän jälkeen urossimpanssit meni heti mezästämään koiraspuolisia paviaanilapsia. Cohn sattui paikalle niiden natustellessa paviaaninaivoja ja suuttui kuin väärä profeetta. Jokainen syö naapurinsa lihaa, se siteerasi Jesajaa. Kostoxi apinat sieppaavat Cohnin ja Maryn risteymän ja heittelevät sitä toisilleen kuin polttopalloa.
ellauri183.html on line 619: Saramagon mukaan Jeshuan pienet sisarukset olivat: Jakob, Lydia, Joosef jr, Juudas, Simon, Lydia, Justus, Samuel ym mahd muita. 7 poikaa ja 2 tytärtä, Keren-Happukilla pääsi Jopi joholle.
ellauri183.html on line 636: Joku jutkuäijä väittää että tässä sodassa (joka se mielestä tapahtui 3v myöhemmin kuin tapahtui) juutalaisia ei mätkinytkään Varuxen pojanpoika Varus, vaan Julius Caesarin pojanpoika Gaius Caesar! It also allows the historical statements of the New Testament concerning the nativity of Jesus to take on a new credibility. Jesus was born in 3 B.C.E. (within the period stated by most early Christian scholars) and we now find this substantiated by the records of Roman history. Kaikenlaista sitä pitäisikin uskoa. En luota nähin kavereihin pitemmälle kuin jaxan niitä heittää. Mitä vittua, Jeesus syntyi 3v ennen Kristusta? Mahootointa! Onkohan mistään myyttisestä tapahtumasta taitettu niin paljon peistä kuin tästä?
ellauri184.html on line 40: Nuchem Malech Postipussi, taas 1 Jeshuan elämäkerturi
ellauri184.html on line 92: Critical response to Mailer's Jesus novel was mixed. Jack Miles, writing for Commonweal, found the book "a quiet, sweet, almost wan little book, a kindly offering from a New York Jew to his wife's Bible Belt family." He noted that there was "something undeniably impressive about the restraint" of the style that Mailer undertook in composing the novel. He concluded that the novel was neither one of Mailer's best works, nor would it stand out amongst the bibliography of books inspired by the life of Christ, but that it had received unfairly harsh reviews from other critics.
ellauri184.html on line 104: Nuchemin Leben Jesu
ellauri184.html on line 106: Oiskoon ehkä niin et Nuchem ois niikö Jooseppi, Barbara Jean Maaria ja se infernaalisesti adoptoitu poika Jeshua? Näähän on kuin Jöns ja Tiina ja Tiinan poika. Hetkinen, en ollut oivaltanut että ilmoittava enkeli laittoi Maarian pieniin päin sillä käynnillä. No niin varmaankin. Vizi oli että Maaria oli Joosepilla ikäänkuin parkissa, kunnes se pääsisi ohi sakkolihaiästä, ja size menee hankkiutumaan paxuxi. Noloa. Jostain syystä Jooseppi ei pannut Maariaa sillä aikaa kun se oli paxuna. Vaikka ne oli siis jo mimmoisissa. Ihme mies.
ellauri184.html on line 114: Jeshuan velipuolten nimet oli James ja John. Ei kovin omaperäistä. Eikös sillä ollut siskojakin? No vähät niistä. Jeshua ei välittänyt veljistäänkään yhtä paljon kuin piscuisista joiden päät oli lyöty ciwiin Jerusalemissa. Ihan turhaan Nuchem niitä koko ajan hehkuttaa. Mixi J-la koko ajan puhuu izestään isolla alkukirjaimella? Minä Minä. Kova izetehostaja.
ellauri184.html on line 116: Think about it. Yeshua, a young Jewish man, hanging out with the learned and well respected teachers in the Temple. Of course! Naahumin kekka siitä mitä Jeshua olis siellä muka sanonut on aika säälittävä.
ellauri184.html on line 117: Hetkinen mihkäs tästä unohtui Jeshuan bar mizvah?
ellauri184.html on line 118: The gospel mentions that Mary and Joseph took Jesus out of a labor-intensive hospital on a Sabbath to purify the infant from sickness before the L-d’s meeting, as well as to administer the final purification rituals over His redemption, according to G-d’s Torah .
ellauri184.html on line 120: According to your question, Jesus probably did not receive a traditional Bar Mitzvah as he was 13 at the time, but he did attain a Bar Mametery after graduating from high school. High school??? Eikös Jeshua ollut amiswiixi?
ellauri184.html on line 121: Sepporixen kaupungissa amixessa Jeshua säikkyi Herodes Antipastoa.
ellauri184.html on line 122: Yllättävän paljon Naahumin Jeshua jauhaa avioliitosta ja -rikoxesta, ottaen huomioon sen oman track recordin. Daily acts of purity. Daily acts of prurience more likely.
ellauri184.html on line 124: Mailerin Jeshua oli otettu Portlandin sementistä, niinkuin norjalaiset lähes 2Kv myöhemmin.
ellauri184.html on line 140: Jeshuan synnit olivat: äyskiminen äidille, pahat ajatuxet peiton alla illalla, ja syntisempien tylytys. Siinäkö kaikki? Noloa, jäbä on jo 30!
ellauri184.html on line 141: Johannes upottaa Jeshuan niin äkkiä eze nielee ruskeaa Jordania litrakaupalla. Yäk.
ellauri184.html on line 143: Pulukin tulee muttei se kehu niin paljon Jeshuaa. Ehtiiköhän apinasieluja tulla miljoona miljoonaa ennen valomerkkiä? Edes ilman kierrätystä?
ellauri184.html on line 148: Naahumin mukaan Jeshualla ei ole mitään suoraa kanavaa isille vaan isi selittää kaiken sille kärsivällisesti rautalangasta. Ex niiden pitänyt olla 1 ja sama heppu? Ei siltä kyllä kuulosta. Nehän on kuin Calvin ja Gottlob, eri lajia.
ellauri184.html on line 149: Ei kyllä normaalisti kukaan elä 40 päivää pelkällä vedellä. Sirkkoja ja hunajaa pitää saada syödä vähintään. Tähän tulee ne Jesajan ruovonpäristäjät, tarhapöllöt ja liekkiöt albumista 160. Jeshuaa pelottaa. J-la sanoo: sä paastoat, tai sä itket ja paastoat. No mikäs siinä auttoi, Jeshua paastosi. Ei edes pahanmakuista juurta tai pientä sirkkaa ollut saatavilla. Jeshua ei muka muista että Daavid oli pannut Bathshebaa. Schlomo oivaltaa pyytää viisautta ja saa oikeasta vastauxesta 10p ja papukaijamerkin. Tuttuja kuluneita meemejä.
ellauri184.html on line 151: Schlomon kanssa J-la oli tehnyt sen virheen että antoi sille 700 vaimoa. Se on hajottavaa, joten Jeshualle se ei anna yhtäkään, paizi okkasionaalisia jalkahoitoja tukalla.
ellauri184.html on line 153: Jeshua on paastohoureissa olevinaan Elia joka tappoi nipun Baalin pappeja. Hyvä Elia! Way to go! Varmaan sitten teki mieli pukille.
ellauri184.html on line 155: Jooseppi luuli ezynneistä selviää by working hard enough. Väärin! Se on juutalaisten harhaluuloja. Jeshua antaa ilmaisexi, ei tarvi tehdä ize mitään muuta kuin pyytää kuittia.
ellauri184.html on line 160: 40 paastopäivän päästä tulee kinkkukiusaus. Piru oli pirun komea, tuumi Naahum, ja samaa ajatteli Jeshuakin. Tiesitkös mihin Jesaja kuoli kysyi piru. (No?) Rabbiinisen perimätiedon mukaan Juudan paha kuningas Manasse sahatutti hänet onton puun sisällä halki, mihin Hepr. 11:37 viittaa.
ellauri184.html on line 163: Ja hänet sahattiin kappaleiksi puusahalla. Ja he sahasivat palasiksi Jesajan, Aamoksen pojan, puusahalla. Ja Manasse ja Balkiira ja väärät profeetat ja ruhtinaat ja kansa, kaikki katselivat. Ja profeetoille, jotka olivat hänen kanssaan, hän sanoi ennen kuin hänet oli paloiteltu, "Menkää Tyyron ja Siidonin maakuntaan, sillä vain minulle Jumala on sekoittanut juoman." Ja kun Jesajaa sahattiin kappaleiksi, hän ei huutanut ääneen eikä itkenyt, mutta hänen huulensa puhuivat Pyhän Hengen kanssa kunnes hänet oli sahattu kahtia. Tästä on jo saarnattu paasauxessa 17. Kuviakin löytyy. Sahaussuunta vaihtelee, joskus sagittaalisesti halki (munista sopii aloitella), joskus dorsaalisesti poikki ja pinoon puukuoressa, kuten tässä.
ellauri184.html on line 168: Jesajaa ei turhaan sanota vanhan testamentin evankelistaxi. Siltä nää jeesusmeemit on pitkälti peräisin.
ellauri184.html on line 171: Pirun mielestä Jeshuan isi on pikkumainen pikkusielu, joka esittää liian paljon uhkauxia. Se ei kuulosta kaikkivaltiaalta. Kylläpäs! inttää Jeshua vähän epävarmana.
ellauri184.html on line 173: Vihainen J-la paljastaa Siionin tyttäriltä sen yhden paikan, sanoi Jesaja:
ellauri184.html on line 175: Jes. 3:17 tekee Herra Siionin tytärten päälaen rupiseksi, ja Herra paljastaa heidän häpynsä.
ellauri184.html on line 177: Jes. 47:3 Häpysi paljastuu, häpeäsi näkyy; minä kostan enkä ainoatakaan armahda.
ellauri184.html on line 183: Yäk! Iljettävä häpy paljastuu! Ja sitten tulee vizaa paljaalle pyllylle! Tää kuumottaisi markiisi de Sadea. Se ketä tässä on oikeasti toxinen on Naahum ize. Feministipuhe pannaan pirun suuhun, se on kiusausta, joka tulee saatanalta ja sen tyttäreltä. Jeshuan muna alkaa nyökkiä sen kuunnellessa pirun raamattusitaatteja. Monikohan on vetänyt käteen pyhän kirjan ääressä? Monikohan pyhä sivu on liimaantunut yhteen onanoidun siemenen Elmer-liimasta? Vain herra tietää, ja kertoo pyhille ehkä myöhemmin.
ellauri184.html on line 217: Ed posted this for all those ‘Jesus was a Jew’ types who swallow this nonsense without understanding the inherent fallacies and/or dangers associated with such statements.
ellauri184.html on line 228: Politically Galilee had been under separate administration from Judea during almost all its history since the tenth century B.C. (apart from a period of “reunification” under the Maccabees), and in the time of Jesus it was under a (supposedly) native Herodian prince, while Judea and Samaria had since A.D. 6 been under the direct rule of a Roman prefect.
ellauri184.html on line 241: Professor France writes: “To read Matthew in blissful ignorance of first-century Palestinian sociopolitics is to miss his point. This is the story of Jesus of Nazareth .” (theuglytruth.wordpress.com is no longer available. This site has been archived or suspended for a violation of our Terms of Service.)
ellauri184.html on line 265: Thanks in large part to Jesus-movies and swords-and-sandals cinematic epics (e.g., Ben-Hur, Masada, Spartacus, Life of Brian), there is a widespread perception that distinctively Woman soldiers infested Palestine during the life of Jesus – often signaled in such films by highbwow Bwitish accents in contrast with the unpretentious American dialect spoken by Jews. As deeply engrained as this image is in the popular consciousness, it is not entirely accurate. There were several different types of soldiers in the Woman East during the New Testament period and the differences between these soldiers were significant; the languages they spoke, the government they worked for, their relationship to the civilians they encountered, their pay, and many other specifics differed considerably.
ellauri184.html on line 289: Thus, while Wome did not conscript Jews into militawy service against their will, there is no indication that this pwevented them from serving on their own accord. Several tax receipts of Jewish decurions named Jesus, Hananiah, Benjamin and a diploma to Aggaeus Bar-Callippus, a Jewish veteran who retired to the Syrian city of Samosata. We should not forget the famous example of Tiberius Julius Alexander, governor of Judaea and Egypt, a Jewish officer who led the assault on the Jerusalem temple in the Jewish War.
ellauri184.html on line 302: Vankan aterian jälkeen tuli ulos monta pientä pierua. Paras pojat lähtä turneelle ennen kuin jäädään kiinni varoitti nelisormi Pete. 1 synagoogan edessä pyysi pitaalinen lanttia. Jeshua ei antanut vaan teki siitä ex-leperin, mistä se myöhemmin marisi Brianille. Olis tehnyt edes vaikka osa-aikavammasen. Kaikkien tautisten parantaminen kerralla ei tule kyseeseen, syistä jota ei voi sanoa.
ellauri184.html on line 304: Woomalainen centurio Kapernaumissa oli ylpeä koska se oli sadan irtopään mies. Tottunut komentelemaan. Mutta silti yllättävän kohtelias. Se pyysi Jeshuaa parantamaan homopojunsa (pais).
ellauri184.html on line 314: (2) Jesus did not tell the centurion to stop having sex with his slave.
ellauri184.html on line 316: (3) Therefore Jesus did not have a problem with homosexual practice.
ellauri184.html on line 320: There are six main arguments against the assumption that Jesus was endorsing homosexual relations in his encounter with the centurion at Capernaum. Individually, they are strong arguments. Collectively they work like a condom, make an airtight case against a pro-homosex reading. Here they are:
ellauri184.html on line 324: (2) Jesus would have had to endorse a gender change operation in this case.
ellauri184.html on line 326: (3) Jesus’ fraternization with tax collectors and sexual sinners does not suggest support for their behavior.
ellauri184.html on line 330: (5) James Bond´s Q, Matthew, and Luke did not interpret Jesus’ healing as support for same-sex intercourse.
ellauri184.html on line 332: (6) Historical Jesus did not support a pro-homosex reading.
ellauri184.html on line 334: Bob luopuu ennemmin vaikka kapun woomalaisuudesta kuin Jeshuan eheydestä. Bob on tosi homofoobinen. Sillä on vielä 12 argumenttia varalla kuin venäläisillä atomipommeja. Lähde
ellauri184.html on line 338: Capernaum, Douai Capharnaum, modern Kefar Naḥum, ancient city on the northwestern shore of the Sea of Galilee, Israel oli postipussin nimikkokaupunki. Capernaum did not have any flamboyant gay pride parades, and Sodom did. And yet Jesus said that Capernaum was going to catch it worse, sanoo yleensä luotettavat lähteemme. Kapernaumilaiset arveli että Jeesus porukoineen oli joko hulluja tai humalaisia, ja suursyömäreitä lisäxi.
ellauri184.html on line 346: The town is cited in all four gospels (Matthew 4:13, 8:5, 11:23, 17:24, Mark 1:21, 2:1, 9:33, Luke 4:23, 31,7:1, 10:15, John 2:12, 4:46, 6:17, 24, 59) where it was reported to have been the hometown of the tax collector Matthew (aka Leevi, eri kuin evankelista), and located not far from Bethsaida, the hometown of the apostles Simon Peter, Andrew, James and John. Some readers take Mark 2:1 as evidence that Jesus may have owned a home in the town, but it is more likely that he stayed in the house of one of his followers here. He certainly spent time teaching and healing there. One Sabbath, Jesus taught in the synagogue in Capernaum and healed a man who was possessed by an unclean spirit (Luke 4:31–36 and Mark 1:21–28). This story is notable as the only one that is common to the gospels of Mark and Luke, but not contained in the Gospel of Matthew (see Synoptic Gospels for more literary comparison between the gospels). Afterward, Jesus healed Simon Peter´s mother-in-law of a fever (Luke 4:38–39). According to Luke 7:1–10 and Matthew 8:5, this is also the place where Jesus healed the boyfriend of a Roman centurion who had asked for his help. Capernaum is also the location of the healing of the paralytic lowered by friends through the roof to reach Jesus, as reported in Mark 2:1–12 and Luke 5:17–26.
ellauri184.html on line 350: According to the Synoptic Gospels, Jesus selected this town as the center of his public ministry in Galilee after he left the small mountainous hamlet of Nazareth (Matthew 4:12–17). He also formally cursed Capernaum, along with Bethsaida and Chorazin, saying "you will be thrown down to the pit!" (Matthew 11:23) because of their lack of faith in him as the Messiah.
ellauri184.html on line 353: Many of Jesus´ Jewish audience would have been reminded of Isaiah´s condemnation of Babylon in Isaiah 14:15: "But you are brought down to Sheol, to the far reaches of the pit." Babylon may have been the definition of an evil city, and here Jesus is describing Capernaum as sharing the same fate. Kotiporukat ei ota sitä vakavasti. Sittenpähän ottavat, vitun homot.
ellauri184.html on line 368: Jeshua pitää uusista kavereista jotka pitää sille seuraa puiden alla, ja on hellä niille. Jeshua kuittaa vastikkeetta syntejä, kirjurit (jotka haisevat pilaantuneilta nilviäisiltä) hermostuvat. Syntisiä vaivaa se etteivät ne ole izetyytyväisiä. (Siis katuvia syntisiä.)
ellauri184.html on line 370: Jeshua pitää enemmän reippaista syntisistä sepoista, vaikka veronkantajista ja huijareista, kuin löysistä kukoista ja kanoista. Se on amerikkalaisten pelastaja.
ellauri184.html on line 371: Juudaxen se ottaa messiin koska se on pirun komea. Vaikka se on rikas laskukas ja kommari. Vittuako Jeshua välittäisi kelle bublikaanit kerää veroa. Ei kai se mikään nazi ole. Muttei kommarikaan sentään: rikkaiden vika ei ole se että ne kähmivät kokoon pätäkkää, vaan se etteine anna siitä riittävästi charityä. Jeshua on globaalisen kapitalismin profeetta.
ellauri184.html on line 373: Lukuunottamatta pakollista alkupaastoa Jeshua ei lasiin sylkenyt ja sille maistui ruoka hyvin, kun muut tarjosivat. Ize se kokkas lähinnä muiden tähteistä.
ellauri184.html on line 374: Kiva että maistui! Ulkokullatut alkaa hermostua kun Jeshua paiskii roolimallintöitä sapattina. Paras painua johkin luolaan karkuun viranomaisia. Sairaat hipelöivät Jeshuaa niin eze tuli mustelmille ja ihmepattereista loppui virta.
ellauri184.html on line 376: Ulkokullatut epäilevät Jeshuaa saatanaxi. Kastematoserkku on pettynyt kun se ei paastoa. Äh, se on vaan kade. Jeshua lohduttaa et Johannes on vaimoista syntyneistä paras. Tarkoittaen ehkä että Maaria ei ollut vihitty paukahtaessaan paxuxi. (Vaikka olihan se sit jouluna.) Jeshua sanoo rumasti hätiin tulleille äiskylle ja velipuolille: ketäs tekin olette. Siitä on tullut joku guru. No veljet oli kateita ja äiti nöyristeli liikaa vanhimmille. Oli aika antaa niille kyytiä.
ellauri184.html on line 378: Naahumin mukaan Jeshuan batting average parantajana oli kaukana sadasta. Rantaloma olisi nyt paikallaan. Myrskyn seisotus oli kenties onnekas sääilmiö. You win some, lose some. Onnistumiset jäävät mieleen. Vastarannalla Jeshua ajaa pirulaiset ulos muukalaislegioonalaisesta. Kaikki kylän siat hukkuivat. Nojoo, ne oli muukalaisten sikoja. Ei ihme että muukalaiset käski Jeshuan porukoineen lähtee menemään. Eivät penteleet sentään uskaltaneet vaatia vahingonkorvauxia.
ellauri184.html on line 380: Seuraavassa seikkailussa menstruaatiohäiriöstä kärsinyt nainen varasti Jeshuan ukkosen, oikosulun takia Jairuxen tytär pääsi kuolemaan. Mut ei hätä ole tämän näköinen, JHWH toi varapatterin. Olihan tääkin temppu nähty ennenkin, Elisa niisti kerran henkiin poikavainajan. Yritän samaa. Onnistui! Elisa oli tosin maannut pojan. Jeshuan ei tarvinnut mennä niin pitkälle. Mutta varapatteritkin oli nyt aika tyhjänä.
ellauri184.html on line 382: Kotikentällä Nasaretissa ei temput ota eteen. Kateet ex-kaverit vaan buuasivat. Rikas läski puhuu Jeshuan pussiin ja sen supervoimat löpsähtää. Nyt ei mene ihan putkeen mikään. Jeshua pahoittelee äiskylle sanomiaan tylyjä sanoja. Äisky ei anna niitä anteexi.
ellauri184.html on line 389: Naahumin Jeshua antaa apostolipojille kyytieväitä. Joskus pitää syntisiä tylyttää, eine muuten tokene. Älkää pitääkö huolta huomisesta, huominen pitää huolen izestään. Olette paljon arvokkaampia kuin varpuset, siat tai apinat. (Jumala on koulutukseltaan humanisti.) Olkaa huolettomia kuin Sirkka Pylkkänen. Seuraavaxi Jeshua alkaa toden teolla kukkoilla, ihan kuin Jim Jones ennen coolaid-tarjoilua. Make war not love. Hylkää lähimmäisesi. Käännä toinen takaposki. Leikkaa poikki kätesi ja kaiva ulos silmäsi. Rakasta Jumalaa enemmän kuin kavereitasi. Kaikenlaista paskapuhetta. No näitähän on joka lähtöön sopiva.
ellauri184.html on line 393: Naahum oli izekin aika kova ahmatti. Obeesi seniorikansalainen. Mutta toisinkuin Jeshualla, sillä aina otti eteen.
ellauri184.html on line 397: Jeshualle riitti ilmaisia jahteja koska Leevi oli veneenomistajien veronkantaja. Näinhän nää hommat aina toimivat. Ei se ole syntiä. Vuorisaarnaan on Naahum valinnut Matteuxen keräämistä töräyxistä omasta mielestään parhaat palat. Kazotaan ne ensin ja sit mitä se jätti pois. Nää on mukana:
ellauri184.html on line 415: That´s all folks. Sitten syömään. Jeshua jakaa leivät ja kalat pikkuriikkisixi murusixi. Uskovaiset sanovat: ruoka oli hyvää ja sitä oli riittävästi. Napisijat jäivät häviäväxi vähemmistöxi. Naahumin Jeshua myöntää että Matteuxen luvuissa oli pientä liiottelua, hyvän asian nimissä toki.
ellauri184.html on line 420: For example, Jesus taught about subjects such as prayer, justice, care for the needy, handling the religious law, divorce, fasting, judging other people, salvation, and much more.
ellauri184.html on line 430: Turhaan Jeshua vekuttaa hygieniasäännöistä. Kyllä voi tulla sairaaxi jos sisään menee mikä tulee ulos toisen pepusta, ellei pese käsiä. Seija on tästä hyvin tarkkana.
ellauri184.html on line 432: Turha tähän on liioin sekoittaa jotain muka jalompaa uhrimieltä. Moniko meistä kaatuu jonkun aatteen puolesta (ja kannattaako se voi kysyä). Lähimmäisen rakkautta on sekin että pesee käsiä. Olisihan Jeshua voinut edes pestä kätensä ennenkö työnsi ne mykän suuhun. Ei kyllä tiennyt mitään Semmelweissistä.
ellauri184.html on line 434: Jeshua ja sen isi alkaa kumpikin vähän kyllästyä näihin ihmeisiin, eikä ihmekään.
ellauri184.html on line 435: Kun nelisormi Pete sanoi että Jeshua voisi olla Punavyö, Jeshua oli kiitollinen. Tää motivoi sitä kovasti. Vaik eikai Messiaan pitänyt olla tollanen, vaan suuri sotamies. No joo, kaikkea ei voi saada. Hyvä näinkin.
ellauri184.html on line 439: Punavyö ja sen parhaat kaverit menee vuorelle. Pimeää kuin säkissä! papukaija sanoo. Tule takaa saatana! huutaa Punavyö nelisormi Petelle. Vade retro saatanas! Peter ja James ja John kilpailivat siitä kuka oli paras. Olitte kaikki hyviä, rauhoitteli Jeshua.
ellauri184.html on line 441: Kylläpä rikkaiden on vaikea mahtua kamelinreijästä. Kylläpä tästä kannusta on vaikea kaataa. Tää kohta pohdituttaa ylenmäärin Naahumin Jeshuaa. Tää on vaikea pala American Dreamille. Se menee täysin vastakkaiseen suuntaan. No vaikeaa muttei mahdotonta! Where there is a will there is a way! Näppylä ja karva!
ellauri184.html on line 442: So many miracles, so little gain. Huono kate. Jeshua siteeraa unissaan Johannexen evankeliumia (eikä kääntäen).
ellauri184.html on line 444: Olis aika lähteä Jerusalemiin naulittavaxi ristiin mutta Leevi on hävyxissä, jossain kujalla kai ryyppimässä. Jeshua ei tahdo startata ilman sitä.
ellauri184.html on line 446: Petteri joka on kasvattanut lampaita on tietävinään ettei 100 lampaan omistaja ehdi kauan eziä yhtä kadonnutta. Voi olla sanoo Jeshua joka ei tiedä mitään lampaista, mutta silti vittu. 12 on hyvä luku, 11 ei ole mistään kotoisin. No onhan se jalkapallojoukkue, pojat huomauttaa anakronistisesti.
ellauri184.html on line 448: Amerikanjuutalaisena Naahum tietää (on tietävinään) että ahneus on paras motivaattori. Jeshuan viinitarhan päiväpalkkavertaus on tosi vituttava. Siinä tulee hyvin ilmi Jeshuan oikeistobias. Se ei tunnusta liittokohtaisia sopimuxia, se peukuttaa paikallista sopimista. Saman tuntipalkan vaatiminen kaikille olisi vaan kateutta. Niin se onkin! Kateus on tasa-arvon tunne, ja uskonnossa on puhe kaikesta muusta kuin tasa-arvosta. Se on monimutkainen himmeli jonka tehtävä on nimenomaan perustella epätasa-arvoa. Hierarkiaa jossa monarkki on ylinnä ja muut rankinsa mukaisella paikalla.
ellauri184.html on line 455: Vaikeinta Jeshualle on tietää milloin JHWH puhuu sen pään läpi ja milloin se toinen kaveri. Sehän se on ongelma muillakin saarnamiehillä.
ellauri184.html on line 457: Bisnesmiehen poikana Juudas tajuaa miten bisnesmiehen pää toimii, mutta miten toimi Jeshuan, toimiiko se ylipäänsä? Pistää ihmettelemään. Juudas ei pidä tuloeroista, se näyttää olevan stallari pelkkää kateuttaan kuten nuori Nalle Wahlroos. Jesus Christ Superstarilla on tässäkin koosteessa vähän jimbajambaa Juudaxen kaa. Jeshua ei voi olla ihailematta Nallen päättäväisyyttä, vaikka se on toki ihan väärässä.
ellauri184.html on line 463: Mitä ihm? Naahumin Jeshua tahtoo razastaa Hierosolymaan coltit tanassa? Vaixe "oikeasti" meni varsoneella aasintammalla? Mitäs keekoilua tää nyt on? Jotain länkkärimeemiä vai? Ja täytistäkö sen tarvis kiroilla jotain mahoa taatelipalmua? Tais se olla vähän koleerinen kaveri kaiken ton pehmoilun takana. No se piirre periytyi takuulla isän puolelta.
ellauri184.html on line 465: Nuoret ihmiset Tintti-julisteineen hurraa Jeshuaa. Puuttuu vaan et Jeshua sanoisi tässä vaiheessa kuin Tom Hanx: "I'm pretty tired. I think I'm goin' home now."
ellauri184.html on line 469: Jeshuan suu vettyi kazoessa silmä kovana Jerun rikkauxia. Mukana saattueessa oli kyynisiä partaradikaaleja joilla oli mielessä vain maallinen vallankumous. Hyi ja hui. Oudon naisen "suu" on syvä kuoppa (vanha viidakon sananlasku). Juupa juu. Kyyniset köyhät olivat pettyneet ennenkin, ja pettyisivät taas. Spartakuskin oli vain 1 ihminen. Jeshua puhui kuitenkin kaikille, hyville, pahoille ja rumille. Myönnätkö olevasi ruma kalkkuna? Myönnän. Kiitos. Pahat on usein väsyneitä sydämen paaduttamiseen.
ellauri184.html on line 471: Jeshuan Colt koittaa pukittaa mutta sillä pysyy ohjat käsissä. Ei tää on kyl selkeästi yritystä tehdä lempeästä piikkilankapäästä vähän machompi. Jiihaa! Ei mikään Harmoni ja minä, urkuharmoni plus väpisevä-äänisiä lakuhattuja. Ei, vaan nuorta verta, kovia kavioita, rodeota huopahattu kädessä, poni loikkii selkä köyryssä mutta Jeshua ei putoa, pysyy satulassa kuin liimattuna Elmer-liimalla.
ellauri184.html on line 472: Colt oli miehekäs tupakkamerkki takavuosina, ei kuitenkaan niin hieno kuin Malboro. Naisille oli minttusavuke Virginia (tietysti). Nuorille työläisille Nortti, vanhoille Työmies, maalaisille Saimaa. Jeshua ei ollut Malboromies. Jee-suxen aikana ei ollut tupakkaa. Ei voineet apostolit tarjota toisilleen ja kympille, kopauttaa askin kanteen ja laittaa holkkiin. Mitähän ne teki käsillään toimettomina? Kaivoivat nenää ja kynnenalusia, ruokkosivat partaa. Paras olla ajattelematta pitemmälle.
ellauri184.html on line 474: Temppelillä ( joka oli rakennettu vuorelle) Jeshuan on vaikea muistaa eze on jotain enemmän kuin vuorisaarnaava kirvesmies, keskiluokan käärmeöljykauppias tulossa pyhitettyyn pyhäkköön. Ize rakennuskin on hierarkkinen. Vaan kohtapa siitä olisi jäljellä enää itkumuuri ja joka puolella kaunaisesti kyräileviä filistiinejä kuin syysampiaisia. Näin kävi kun jutkut eivät kääntyneet kristityixi vaan naulasivat kirvesmiehen tökerösti ristiin. Jeshua ei tarvinnut nauloja, se teki taitavia lohenpyrstöliitoxia. Hang´em high. No sentään olisi ne ydinohjuxet.
ellauri184.html on line 476: Pankkiirit ja papit kukkoilevat pihalla friseerattuine partoineen kuin riikinsellaiset. Kade Jeshua alkaa pian raipata ja kaataa pöytiä. Trapeza on penkki kreikaxi, nelijalkainen trapezoidi.
ellauri184.html on line 482: Pieni Roope ja Kulta-Into Pii kuiskuttavat Jeshuan korvissa: Toisaalta kulta on auringon väristä, sillä saa 7 hyvää ja 8 kaunista, sanoo 1. Toisaalta aurea mediocritas, kuiskii 2. vastapuolelta. Jeshua on ihan päästä sekaisin. Se alkaa kaataa pöytiä kuin kenraali ja Don Jaime saluunassa. Pankkimies lensi kuin tikkapelin tikka. Kenraali löi nyrkillä lantin pöytälevyn sisään. Ketä uskoa? Ei ainakaan pappeja, ne on ihan yhtä ahneita. Kumma ettei järjestysmiehet puuttuneet asiaan.
ellauri184.html on line 502: Nämä pöydät ovat yrjölammikoita, Jeshua siteeraa muistista Jesajaa. Puhtaus on puoli ruokaa ellei enemmän. Mutta hillize izesi, neuvoo herra isoherra Jeshuaa. Jeshuan jopi oli rakentaa, ei repiä. Vaikka kyllähän kirvesmiehet joskus purkavatkin vanhoja rakennuksia. Älkää villiintykö kaverit, pyyhkikää vaan rahanvaihtajilla pöytiä.
ellauri184.html on line 504: Jeshua pelaa pappisäädyn kanssa jotain sanallista shakkia. Tulee pattitilanne. Jeshuan aikakärpänen pitää nuolesta: toki Caesarin on saatava mikä kuuluu Caesarille, ei tässä mitään subversiivisiä olla. Kyllä kirkkojenkin täytyy saada verottaa.
ellauri184.html on line 545: Jeshua johtuu peukuttamaan vähän nolona universalismia. Eka sen piti olla messias tuppikulleille, muzen jutut uppos pakanoihin paljon paremmin. Sixe siteeraa Hesekielin luvusta 34 et herra isoherra hakee lampaat vaikka mistä puskista. Ja loppu on jo historiaa! Paavo Haavikkokin ymmärsi olla gentiilien apostoli, that´s where the big money is. Or was, nythän maailman rikkaimmissa on juutalaisia niin että nupit kolkkaavat. Kirjan oppineiden mielestä sananlevitys pakanoille oli pilkantekoa. Tästä saivat esinahkasodat uutta vauhtia.
ellauri184.html on line 547: Tuomio, armo ja usko on kovempia karkkeja kuin mint, anis ja cumin. Niitä on kiva kalautella hampaiden välissä. Kitalaki voi tulla kyllä kipeäxi kuten Fazerin ananaxista. Ne oli Olavin autokarkkeja. Kivassa peltirasiassa. Anista penaaliin. Tai ehkä Jeesus tarkoittikin Matt. 23:23 tilliä. Naahum taitaa enimmäxeen siteerata Matteusta. Kun Jeshua alkoi haukkua fariseita ihan täysiä, nää hälyttivät vartijat. Oops, aika poistua.
ellauri184.html on line 549: Iltasella vielä varotuxia vääristä jee-suxista kuten Dire Straizilla. Varokaa keltaisia minioneja sukelluslaseissa. Jeshua on merkkituote. Do not accept substitutes. Merkkituote tuli luvanneexi maailmanloppua ennenkö sen sukupolvi oli haudassa. No se ei ihan nazannut, mutta nythän loppu taitaa olla aika lähellä. Tässä kohtaa Matteuxella tulee se aiempana mainittu keppi-porkkana meemi.
ellauri184.html on line 551: Nyt Jeshua kuzuu izeään jo Aatamin pojaxi, muttei sentään vielä jumalan sukulaisexi.
ellauri184.html on line 561: Jeshua ei uskalla edes vilkua pukilta yllätettyä naisihmistä. Kyllä sillä joku naishändikäppi on. Supisee vaan izexeen sananlaskuista jotain erityisen misogyyniä meemiä. Mamu Iisebelin ansaizematonta kohtaloa kerrataan. Pezku lukee paxulla sormella kuin Korsnäsin inttikaveri Hesekielin kohtaa Aholipasta. Tai Oholibasta. Hemmetti. Mikä näitä menninkäisiä oikein vaivaa? Eikö äiti näyttäytynyt niille saunassa?
ellauri184.html on line 565: Pahaxi onnexi nainen on kaunis, se on lieventävä mutta kangistava asian haara. Jeshuaa panettaa, not to put too fine a point on it. Pitäiskö sen kaivaa silmä poskelle? Nää, se nyt oli vaan sellainen sanonta. Pitäskö neidiltä vääntää nenä niskaan, kuten Hese suosittaa? Se ei olis kivaa, sanoo tyttö vienosti.
ellauri184.html on line 568: Eiköhän tää ollut tässä, sanoo Jeshua seizemännen varvin perään. Mene äläkä enää syntiä tee. Ja hei ota tää vuode mukaan, se kaipaa pesua. Niin mikä sun nimi olikaan? Mä oon Magdalan Maria, sanoi Cohnin sievä simpanssi.
ellauri184.html on line 573: Seuraavana päivänä Jeshua jatkaa vertyneenä profetointia: The words of the prophets will be written on subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sound of silence.
ellauri184.html on line 575: Jeshuasta tuntui kurjalta ettei the powers that be arvostaneet sitä. Se sai läpyjä vaan laahuxelta, The hoi polloi. The great unwashed.
ellauri184.html on line 580: Seuraavan päivän iltana suututettuaan fariseuxet taas pahan kerran tälläsillä kokkapuheilla Jeshua rentoutuu omissa porukoissa pedikyyrillä. Juutas Käkriäinen ym on kateita. Jeshua heittää vähän yliolkaisesti: köyhät teillä on aina kiusana, muttei mua. Kuinka väärässä se olikaan!
ellauri184.html on line 582: Mut oli Jeshuasta kiva kerrankin elää herroixi. Nyze vasta tajusi mitä se oli ollut vailla. Rikkaana on hienoa! Too late my brothers, too late but never mind. All my trials Lord soon be over. Jeshuasta on monexi, se on uskovaisten supermarketti. Juudas kyllä poltti hihansa ja repi pelihousunsa. Se ei kuulu enää Jessen talousliberaaliin tiimiin.
ellauri184.html on line 586: Pääsiäisen tullen Jeshuasta ei tunnu yhtään Son of Godilta. Se haluis lähtee takas Galileaan saarnaamaan. Se on yhtä ahdistunut kuin Seija ennen 70-vuotispäiviä.
ellauri184.html on line 591: Tuomas on kuin kaimansa Tom Hanx vähän retardi. Mihkä myö lähetään? Ei väliä, sillä mä olen tie, totuus ja elämä. Minne mä meen sinne menee tiekin, höperö. Philip sanoi Kiki olalla: Näytäppä herra isoherra. Tässähän mä oon, Jeshua leveili. Meniköhän perille? Toivottavasti, muuten ei tästä tule ihmeitä. Sutten seassa on oltava kilttejä kuin pulut ja kierosti kuin nippu käärmeitä. Puhukaa mitä sylki suuhun tuo, se sylki tulee multa ja mun isiltä.
ellauri184.html on line 604: Pysähdytään rukoilemaan Gezemanessa. Tai Jeshua rukoilee, muut torkkuvat kuin nukkuneen rukous. Jeshua varoittelee Pezkua: pitäkää kädet kurissa, älkää kiusauxeen langetko. Isi juo sä tää kupponen. Tai ei sitten, jossezä ize halua voinhan mäkin toki juoda sen. Mutta kylläpä on pahaa! Outoa että apulaisia nukutti jos ne oli hermona. Viinin syytä kai.
ellauri184.html on line 614: Kaippari pyytää Jeshuaa sanomaan reilusti: oletko mielestäsi messias ja jumalaaluva? Jeshua väistää taitavasti (Matt. 26:57-67): sinähän sen sanoit, ipse dixisti. Autos efa. (Jaa toi viimeinen olikin Pythagoraan varoituskolmio.) Ovela veto Jeshualta! Jos se oiskin jättänyt sen siihen, mutta tietysti sen piti sitten löräyttää lisää ja pilata koko asia. Löräytyxen kuultuaan Kappari repi iloisena vaippansa: Gotcha! Eihän tässä lisätodisteita tarvita. (Pilatuxen kohdalla Jeesus oli sanoissaan varovaisempi, but to no avail. Muut jutkut painostivat kenraalia.)
ellauri184.html on line 619: The Trial of Jesus Revisited. Legal Issues.
ellauri184.html on line 622: In summary, the following understanding of biblical history seems plausible: 1. Although the Sanhedrin had the right to condemn Jesus to death and execute the sentence, it seemed opportune for various reasons to have the governor render this verdict. Moreover, although the Sanhedrin and the Roman governor had very diverse perspectives on Jesus, their interests finally converged, which led to Pilate’s condemnation of Jesus on grounds of unproven political charges.
ellauri184.html on line 623: 2. Processes of marginalization and not the concrete breaking of laws – led to Jesus’s death. Not only was Jesus passively exposed to these processes of marginalization, but he partly contributed to them because he modelled himself as an outsider and distanced himself too little from the messianic expectations ascribed to him. This staged self-marginalization – partly done in performative fashion – was dangerous because the term “Messiah” was often charged with political content, as was exemplified by numerous rebel leaders who regarded themselves as the Messiah or were considered as such by their followers. Many of them were executed, including Jesus.
ellauri184.html on line 627: a) Jesus’s unusual behavior at different levels mostly explains the hatred against him. He did not breach any major laws, but more seriously, he did not live up to multiple expectations; instead, he maneuvered himself into the position of an outsider. This means that it was mental and psychological dispositions and perceptions on the part of his contemporaries – and not legal issues – that led to his receiving the death penalty.
ellauri184.html on line 636: In other words, we can perceive Jesus as an outsider whose words and deeds were blasphemous according to Jewish law and seditious according to Roman law. I only briefly consider the well-known reproaches, and it goes without saying that the topics overlap.
ellauri184.html on line 638: If it is correct that the charge of blasphemy was brought forward (i.e., that Jesus claimed to be the eschatologically defined Son of Man, which seems to be the main reason for his execution in Jewish understanding), it would be easy to ascribe a political implication to this charge. This line of political argumentation is most clearly expressed in Luke 23.2: “We found this man perverting our nation, forbidding us to pay taxes to the emperor, and saying that he himself is the Messiah. The use of the death penalty confirms this political charge (crimen laesae maiestatis). Crucifixion as a Roman form of execution was reserved for slaves and peregrines who were involved in insurrections. The subtitle on the cross (ho basileus ton Iudaion, Iesus Nazarenus rex Iudaeorum, INRI), if it is historical, corroborates this particular charge.
ellauri184.html on line 640: We do not know whether Jesus routinely called himself the Messiah, Son of Man, or King of the Jews (though the evangelists sure make it appear so). Nevertheless, these logos were ascribed to him, and he did not sufficiently distance himself from them. Even worse, he presented himself as an outsider by caring for outcasts and thus broke social taboos. What is more, through healings, exorcisms, and commensality with the disdained, he deliberately distanced himself from societal norms, added to his image as an outsider in a performative way, and thereby metaphorically conveyed a message that his opponents understood very well.
ellauri184.html on line 642: By deriving his superior authority directly from God (e.g., in exorcisms and forgiveness of sins: Lk. 7.47-50) through his unique proximity to God and his ultimate claim to his unique interpretation of divine law – he exclusively set his own standards and his own criteria of who had access to Heaven and who did not – he upset the masses and caught the attention of the authorities, who perceived such utterances as subversive. More and more, they felt threatened in their own authority. In addition to behaving as though bestowed with superior authority, Jesus sharply criticized the Temple to the point that he finally became violent within its precincts. After a final incident, the representatives of the Temple, the priests, the scribes, and the Elders, who strove to preserve the core of the Jewish faith as embodied in the Temple, felt threatened in their position.
ellauri184.html on line 644: The fact that Jesus had been preaching God’s word was irrelevant to Pilate. Sitähän ne liuhuparrat myötäänsä tekevät. The term “Messiah” which Jesus had been using, was more threatening to Pilate as it was laden with political connotations. The term presupposed that the “big king" (God) would make his reign prevail via a small king (Messiah), who had yet to appear. The only thing that remained unclear was exactly who this “small king" would be (a descendant of David’s?) and under what circumstances he would appear.
ellauri184.html on line 646: Jesus was crucified between two other “robbers”. The original Greek texts speak of lestai (Mt, Mk). Lestes is the Greek translation of the Latin latro. Both terms have a similarly broad semantic meaning. What is important in our context is that latro and lestes denote not only a street robber but also a resistance- and guerilla fighter. It is likely that no one perceived Jesus as a guerilla fighter, but the term lestes is even broader than the English terms robber, bandit, or resistance fighter, it includes terrorist.
ellauri184.html on line 648: Matthew and Mark make it clear that some people – including the politically and legally decisive Roman magistrate – could have perceived him as such a political activist (titulus crucis!). Again, we see that it is not necessarily Jesus’s concrete behavior, but rather the perception that counts.
ellauri184.html on line 649: Jesus was not merely a prophet. Due to his wanderings and teachings, he was also a radical itinerant charismatic preacher who represented a decidedly anti-hegemonial world view. His speeches were seen by the Jewish establishment as an incitement of the people.
ellauri184.html on line 651: To the average inhabitant of the Roman Empire, the manifold itinerant groups of magicians, sophists, cynics, other philosophers, astrologers, prophets, and eventually also Christians, must have appeared basically the same. These oscillating and enigmatic figures were simultaneously admired and despised for their "otherness". Why was Jesus able to appear as a radical itinerant preacher? He did not call for a political upheaval. Nevertheless, his messianic “program” was radical in its postulation of a proximity to God that had hitherto been unheard of and was based on the deliberate breaking of taboos and social conventions.
ellauri184.html on line 653: In the end, Jesus represented several different images of a bogeyman and became an outsider par excellence. He put off many of his adherents through his negligence of politics (i.e. he did not yield to their pressure to exert violence for political reasons), and he drew the attention of the authorities upon himself and made them suspicious through his eccentric speeches. Finally, Jesus was between the stools: There was no one left to speak in his favor. In the end, perceptions prevailed beyond all else.
ellauri184.html on line 655: The Romans regarded him as a political dissident, or an insurgent – which the word lestes/latro appropriately captured – via the claim that he was King of the Jews, a claim that he never denied. Jesus’s hobo life testified to his calling as a prophet and radical wandering charismatic who constantly transgressed social boundaries. These multi-faceted processes of marginalization that Jesus partly took on voluntarily and partly endured led – in the brutal logic of the time – to his crucifixion as an outsider.
ellauri184.html on line 668: ʾAbbaʾ, literally "son of the father", also called Jesus Barabbas
ellauri184.html on line 673: Roman governor at the same time as Jesus, and
ellauri184.html on line 675: feast in Jerusalem, while keeping Jesus of
ellauri184.html on line 679: mindre populära banditen Jesus Son of Man sku
ellauri184.html on line 688: Does Jesus have a sister named Mary?
ellauri184.html on line 692: Among the 52 early Christian and Gnostic texts discovered at Nag Hammadi in 1945, one of the most enigmatic is a Valentinian text called the Gospel of Philip. This is one of several “Gnostic” texts which puts a special emphasis on the relationship between Mary Magdalene and Jesus. One of the more obscure sections concerns three Marys who were always with Jesus.
ellauri184.html on line 698: The word his in brackets is uncertain because of damage to the text but is repeated later in the text, so the reconstruction is likely correct. However, there is no record of Jesus having a sister named Mary.
ellauri184.html on line 702: Jesus had some unnamed sisters and it isn’t unusual for a mother to give her name to a daughter. Still, beyond the passage from Philip, there is no record of Jesus having a sister named Mary who was always with him.
ellauri184.html on line 704: Marian äiti oli Anna ja sen isä (Jeshuan vaari) oli Joakim von Anka.
ellauri184.html on line 710: Let us return to the topic of this article. Does Jesus Have a Sister Named Mary?
ellauri184.html on line 711: Yes, according to this view, He does. It seems that Jesus and Mary share the same father, the archangel Gabriel. This makes Mary both the mother and sister of Jesus. That, at least, seems to be the implication that the Gospel of Philip is hinting at.
ellauri184.html on line 721: Herodes Antipasto (isoisän nimi) oli Naahumin mielestä lihava lössykkä. Hyvän kirjan lisäksi hän esiintyy vuonna 1973 Jesus Christ Superstar musikaalin elokuvaversiossa ja vuonna 1965 ensi-iltansa saaneessa elokuvassa The Greatest Story Ever Told. Hänet nähdään myös vuonna 1977 valmistuneessa italialais-brittiläisessä televisiosarjassa Jesus of Nazareth. Elokuvien Herodes Antipas on naismainen, hovinsa naisten ja erityisesti puolisonsa Herodiaan ohjailema ruhtinas. Sellainen onkin vitun naismaista, för helvete.
ellauri184.html on line 723: Antipasto suvaizi pelleillä hiljaa mököttävän Jeshuan kustannuxella. Rangaistuxexi se joutui maanpakoon Espanjaan ja kuoli siellä.
ellauri184.html on line 725: Pilatus ja Kaippari vääntää kättä Jeshuan pään hinnasta. Jeshua huomaa liian myöhään ezen olis kannattanut hakea kannatusta myös oligarkeilta. Pelkkä taivaan monarkki ei riitä suojaamaan päätä vammoilta.
ellauri184.html on line 729: Jeshuaa kiusaavat woomalaiset saattoi olla jotain apujoukkoja. Oliko Jeshua laihtunut kirvesmiesajoilta vai oliko lihasmassa vaan korvautunut läskillä? Ei tiedetä kun ei ole kuvia.
ellauri184.html on line 733: Why did Jesus entrust Mary to the apostle John instead of to His brothers?
ellauri184.html on line 734: When Jesus was on the cross, both the apostle John and Mary the mother of Jesus stood nearby. In John 19:26–27 we read, “When Jesus saw his mother there, and the disciple whom he loved standing nearby, he said to her, ‘Woman, here is your son,’ and to the disciple, ‘Here is your mother.’ From that time on, this disciple took her into his home.” The clear understanding of the passage is that Jesus commanded John to care for Mary after His death.
ellauri184.html on line 736: Mary was most certainly a widow at this point in her life and also an older woman. Though she had other sons, Jesus chose John to provide care for Mary after His death. Why? Because Jesus’ brothers did not become believers until after His resurrection (John 7:5). Further, Jesus’ brothers were not present at His crucifixion. They had other errands just then. Jesus was entrusting Mary to John, who was a believer and was present, rather than entrusting her to His brothers, who were not believers and who were not even interested enough to be present at his crucifixion.
ellauri184.html on line 738: As the eldest son in His family, Jesus had a cultural obligation to care for His mother, and He passed that obligation on to one of His closest friends. John would have certainly obeyed this command. Mary was most likely one of the women in the upper room and was present when the church was established in Jerusalem (Acts 1:12–14). She probably continued to stay with John in Jerusalem until her death. It is only later in John’s life that his writings and church history reveal John left Jerusalem and ministered in other areas. By then he had probably got rid of mamma Maria.
ellauri184.html on line 742: There is no contextual proof within Scripture itself that would point to Jesus broadening Mary’s role as “mother” of all Christians. In fact, Catholic teaching can only point to early church leaders as proof that Jesus meant to establish Mary’s “motherhood” to all believers in Christ or that Mary was a cooperative participant in salvation. John just took Mary into his home to care for her. The Bible does not say “from that time on Mary became the stepmother of all believers.”
ellauri184.html on line 744: Höh eihän Timon nimistä apostlea edes ollut. Timo oli Paavon apumies jonka Paavo omakätisesti esinylki. Jeshua käskee Magdalenan synnyttää lapsia. Olikohan Marialla pullat uunissa?
ellauri184.html on line 746: Ei ne 2 roistoa olleet varkaita vaan samanlaisia terroristeja kuin Jeshua. Varkaudesta sai vaan sakkoja.
ellauri184.html on line 748: Käsi-ja jalkakivut ei ole niin pahoja kuin sisäelinten, voisin arvata. En kyllä ole kokeillut. Kazojien vittuilut taisi sattua vielä enemmän. Eeli Eeli laama sabakhthaani? Jeshuaa käy isiparka vähän säälixi. I know the feeling. I feel your pain.
ellauri184.html on line 750: Ristillä Jeshua vähän epäili tuliko luvatuxi liikoja. No ei kai kerta se pääsi vielä kirjoittamaan tän. He eivät tienneet minkä tekivät. Sanoivat "se on täytetty". Väärässä olivat.
ellauri184.html on line 758: Mutta (sanoo Jeshua) näin jälkeenpäin ajatellen mun tappio oli suuri propagandavoitto optimismille: nyt jäbät ymmärtävät ettei niin pahaa ettei jotain hyvääkin. Tappionkin voi kääntää voitoxi, kun sen oikein ymmärtää. Rakkaus ei ole ase vaan se on voitonsaalis. (Tää ei kyllä ole ihan ortodoxiaa, tässä on Naahumilla juutalainen pukinsorkka piilossa. Leobardi ei pääse täplistään enempää kuin Esa Saarinen taivaan kuningattaresta.)
ellauri184.html on line 771: Aargh there's another contender: The Gospel According to Jesus Christ by José Saramago!
ellauri184.html on line 773: Jose Saramago is an atheist. This should be enough warning for everyone that desires to read the book. It is very explicit and so religion it’s exposed at its weakest and God as a character is revealed. I come from a Roman-Catholic background but I still wanted to read it, ever since the Gnostic gospel where Jesus childhood is revealed and he changes from a mischievous badly behaved kid to the Jesus from the new testament I wanted to see Saramago’s take on it. Saramago is such a master of words that he makes every bit of faith look totally illogical.
ellauri184.html on line 775: It does not take long for us to find out that Saramago is extremely sharp at finding all contradictions on roman-catholic religion. In the novel God seems to be the greediest of all gods, the vainest, the most detached from his people. Detached even from his son as he appeared to him in different shapes, only in the meeting at the lake did he appear to him as a man. God does not command, he orders, he tricks his own son into following his plan to the end. Ultimately Jesus’s betrayal was his last act of martyrdom.
ellauri184.html on line 777: Everyone knows more or less about the birth of Jesus: the manger, the donkey and the ox, the three wise men, all that, all that. Adult life, too, moreover: without a Christian education, one has a vague idea of preaching, miracles, crucifixion and resurrection. And between the two, childhood, adolescence? Well, we don´t know: the bible does not say anything about it, and no credible source exists on the subject (although some myths (trip to Egypt, Asia, England) emerged later.
ellauri184.html on line 779: José Saramago, therefore, gives us his vision of this unknown Jesus while reinterpreting in his sauce some biblical subjects. The result is probably not very canonical since we see a Jesus first educated by the Devil, then discovering sexuality in the arms of Mary Magdalene, a prostitute with whom he falls in love. However, I did not see any desire to satire: on the contrary, we discover a character torn by the codes of the society of his time, the gradual discovery of his identity, and above all, the feeling of being a toy of fate.
ellauri184.html on line 781: The characters in the book are fascinating; my Jesuits friends and I laughed and enjoy this book. There were no doubts in our head by the end of the book. We did not feel like it shook our religion or affected the way we perceived God. This book was after all under fiction so everyone that is easily offended stay away from this book and stop complaining about blasphemy and crying around like little kids. Saramago is a Nobel price winner and foremost a grown man that is entitled to his own opinions. This one of his finest, if not the best, of his book in my opinion, a must read. Of course he is dead by now.
ellauri184.html on line 783: Jesus having sex with Mary Magdalene in the whorehouse without the blessing of marriage. The demon asking Jesus to use a sheep for sexual release. An angel posing as a beggar during the Annunciation scene. The same beggar-angel walking with Mary to Bethlehem provoking jealousy to the doubting Joseph. Three shepherds instead of 3 kings visiting the family in the Bethlehem. Joseph crucified and dying on the cross mistaken as a zealot. Jesus seeing God in the desert. Jesus riding on the boat with the God and the Devil. These are some of the shocking deviations from the story that Saramago imagined and incorporated to come up with an “irreverent, profound, skeptical, funny, heretical, deeply philosophical, provocative and compelling work.” (Source: Harold Robbin who says that this is his favorite work of Saramago. So far, I agree).
ellauri185.html on line 330: Oho? Kysymys 35 puuttuu Tiede-lehden luettelosta. Perimmäisiä kymysyxiä onkin vain 12. Onko tämä se 13. kysymys, eli mikä kysymys uupuu joukosta? Sekö jonka vastaus on 42? 12 oli Jeshuastakin hyvä luku, leipäannoxet on helppo murisuttaa pojille. Mutta Jee-suxen kanssa siitä tulee 13? Epäonnen luku? Ei hätää Juudas poistui muonavahvuudesta, ja sitten Jessekin. Mitä, taasko jäi vain jalkapallojoukkue? Ehei, vaihtopenkiltä saatiin Juuttaan paikkaa paikkaamaan vilttiketjumies Matti. Josta kukaan ei ole kyllä kuullutkaan, oli se niin maan takamies. Maailman Matti. Matti Nykänen suunnitteli omat hautajaisensa, tuhkat piti sirotella lentokoneesta.
ellauri185.html on line 373: Everyone ought to regard everyone with respect, that's all. Rispektiä kehiin kuten Saul Bellowin isoäitl Lauschilla. Rakastamisesta ei mitään puhetta. Oliko Parfit juutalainen? Ei vaan pikemminkin Olavi Pylkkänen. He was born in Chengdu, western China, where his parents, Jessie (nee Browne) and Norman Parfit practised preventive medicine in Christian missionary hospitals. Life partner Janet Richards believes Parfit had Asperger syndrome. He pledged to donate at least 10% of his income to effective charities. No brittejä ei verot paljon paina. Ehkä se säästi charityrahat parturimenoista.
ellauri185.html on line 809: In II Sam. 24:15, God sends a pestilence that kills 70,000 Israelites because of David’s ill-conceived census. Jesus says in Luke 21:11 that there will be plagues. Both Ezekiel and Jeremiah speak of God sending plagues, for example, in Ezek.
ellauri185.html on line 817: Israel. In Exodus, the nation of Israel is called God’s firstborn son. Solomon is also called “son of God”. Angels, just and pious men, and the kings of Israel are all called “sons of God.” In the New Testament of the Christian Bible, “Son of God” is applied to Jesus on many occasions.
ellauri185.html on line 834: One passage that offers some insight regarding birth defects can be found in John 9:2-3: "And his disciples asked him, 'Rabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?' Jesus answered, 'It was not that this man sinned, or his parents, but that the works of God might be displayed in him.'" It is clear from these words of Jesus that birth defects are ultimately not due to the sin of the parents or child, but serve as part of God's plan for our lives. If not for the defective person as such, then at least for the greater common good. Defective persons are prohibited from entering the holiest of the holy.
ellauri188.html on line 418: He also appeared in an off-Broadway production of Terrence McNally's slightly controversial Corpus Christi killers, a retelling of the Passion Fruit, with the Jesus character (named Joshua) and his disciples ALL being gay. Lucas played the role of Judas as a gay predator.
ellauri188.html on line 427: Lucas met freelance writer Jessica "Chichua" Ciencin Henriquez at a dog park in 2011. They became knotted six weeks later and got loose on March 17, 2012, in Central Park. Their pup, Noah Reb Maurer, was born in June 2012. In January 2014, Ciencin Henriquez filed for a divorce that became final in October 2014.
ellauri189.html on line 191: Jeszcze – w chwili ostatniej nie znika z pośpiechem,
ellauri189.html on line 193: Jeszcze wziera przez szyby w mieszkanie człowieka,
ellauri189.html on line 628: Señor, Hijo Único, Jesucristo
ellauri189.html on line 649: Tú solo Altísimo Jesucristo
ellauri196.html on line 727: According to the Bible, Ezekiel and his wife lived during the Babylonian captivity on the banks of the Chebar River, in Tel Aviv, with other exiles from Judah. There is no mention of him having any offspring. Josephus claims that Nebuchadnezzar of Babylonia's armies exiled three thousand Jews from Judah, after deposing King Jehoiakim in 598 BCE. Ärsyttävimmät kiljukaulat johtoportaasta vietiin jäähylle. Jesaja kuului Jahven hoviin, Hese oli bloody peasant.
ellauri198.html on line 889: The poem as usually printed breaks off at this point, in mid-line, with the word "celestial". Keats's friend Richard Woodhouse, transcribing this poem, completed this line as "Celestial Glory dawn'd: he was a god!" Ox, nyet! nyet! The language of Hyperion is very similar to Milton's, in metre and style. However, his characters are quite different. Although Apollo falls into the image of the "Son" from Paradise Lost and of "Jesus" from Paradise Regained, he does not directly confront Hyperion as Satan is confronted. Also, the roles are reversed, and Apollo is deemed as the "challenger" to the throne, who wins it by being more "true" and thus, more "beautiful." Double yawn.
ellauri206.html on line 439: Tämä on yksi tärkeimmistä jumalallisen ulostulon hetkistä kirkon historiassa. Kun Augustinus kuuli sen, hän ei enää muistellut etiopialaista eunukkia, joka oli kerran ottanut hänet käteensä ja tullut Jesajan kirjakääröön. Sen sijaan Augustinus muisti toisen kuuluisan kristityn Afrikasta, joka tunnetaan nimellä Pyhä Antonius autiomaasta, se jolla oli näitä aika eroottisia näkyjä. Pyhää Anttonia pidetään laajalti luostaruuden isänä, ja koppihartautta jouhipaita päällä piiska kädessä akuankkahousuissa arvostettiin suuresti 400-luvulta nykypäivään. Pyhä Antonius kuoli Augustinuksen ollessa vain kaksivuotias, mutta algerialaisena Augustinus kunnioitti aavikkoisiä, joista Antonius oli ensimmäinen. Tuolla hekumallisella hetkellä puutarhassa Augustinus muisti sen ajan, jolloin Antonius oli käynyt läpi oman tuskallisen tuskansa ja avannut Raamatun kriisihetkellä. Hän oli törmännyt tuohon peukalovärssyyn, jossa sanottiin, mitä hänen piti kuulla: "Mene, myy omaisuutesi ja anna köyhille . . . seuraa minua” (Matt. 19:21). Antonius oli lähtenyt ulos, ja yksi kirkon historian suurista luvuista alkoi, luostariliikkeen alku, joka kokosi uskovia yhteisen elämänsäännön alle. Tunnetuin elämänsääntö tunnetaan nimellä Pyhän Benedictuksen sääntö, joka jatkuu monissa luostarikunnissa nykypäivään asti.
ellauri207.html on line 69: Nick Cave on säveltänyt myös elokuvamusiikkia. Yhdessä yhtyetoveri Warren Ellisin kanssa hän on säveltänyt musiikin elokuviin The Proposition – Ehdotus (2005) ja Jesse Jamesin salamurha pelkuri Robert Fordin toimesta (2007).
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ellauri213.html on line 434: Seuraavassa on listattuna pahoja naisia rikkomuxineen (kuvissa söpöset alleviivattu): Irma Grese (Naziwächterin), Myra Hindley (serial pedocide), Isabela of Castile (born in the year 1451 and died in 1504, Isabella the Catholic, was queen of Castile and León. She and her husband, Ferdinand II of Aragon, brought stability to the kingdoms that became the basis for the unification of Spain. Isabella and Ferdinand are known for completing the Reconquista, ordering conversion or exile of their Muslim and Jewish subjects and financing Christopher Columbus’ 1492 voyage that led to the opening of the “New World”. Isabella was granted the title Servant of God by the Catholic Church in 1974), Beverly Allitt (pedocide, Angel of Death), Queen Mary of England (catholic), Belle Gunness (norwegian-american serial killer), Mary Ann Cotton (serial killer), Ilse Koch (Lagerfrau), Katherine Knight (very bad Aussie), Elizabeth Bathory (hungarian noblewoman and serial killer), Sandra Avila Beltran (drugs), Patty Hearst (hänen isoisänsä oli lehtikeisari William Randolph Hearst. Hiän joutui kidnappauksen uhriksi, mutta pian tämän jälkeen hiän teki pankkiryöstön ja joutui vankilaan), Genene Jones (infanticide nurse), Karla Homolka (Canadian serial killer), Diane Downs (infanticide), Aileen Wuornos (serial killer), Griselda Blanco (drug lady), Lizzie Borden (kirvesmurhaaja), Bonnie Parker (bank robber), Anne Bonny (pirate), Mary Bell (pedocide), Delphine LaLaurie (serial slavekiller), Patricia Krenwinkel (Manson family member), Leslie van Houten (Manson family member), Darlie Routier (infanticide), Susan Smith (infanticide), Susan Atkins (Manson family member), Ching Shih (pirate), Anna Sorokin Delvey (con woman), Amelia Dyer (serial killer), Assata Shakur (black terrorist), Belle Gunness (serial killer), Gypsy Rose Blanchard (matricide), Pamela Smart (mariticide), Ruth Ellis (nightclub hostess, last woman hanged in UK), Phoolan Devi (bandit), Ma Barker (matriarch), Jennifer Pan (parenticide), Virginia Hill (gangster), Karla Faye Tucker (burglar, first woman injected in US), Leonarda Cianciully (serial murderer, soapmaker), Mary Read, Carill Ann Fugate (murder spree), Grace Marks (maid), Belle Starr (outlaw, friend of Lucky Luke), Zerelda Mimms (Mrs. Jesse James), Jane Toppan (serial killer), Sara Jane Moore (wannabe assassin of Gerald Ford), Martha Beck (serial killer), Doris Payne (jewel thief), Mary Brunner (Manson family member), Barbara Graham (executed by gas), Grace O'Malley (pirate), Sada Abe (jealous geisha. When they asked why she had killed Ishida, “Immediately she became excited and her eyes sparkled in a strange way: ‘I loved him so much, I wanted him all to myself. But since we were not husband and wife, as long as he lived he could be embraced by other women. I knew that if I killed him no other woman could ever touch him again, so I killed him…..’ ), Samantha Lewthwaite (white somali terrorist), Theresa Knorr (murderess), Lynette Fromme (Manson family, wannabe assassin of Gerald Ford), The Freeway Phantom (serial killer), Carol M. Bundy (serial killer), Fanny Kaplan (bolshevik revolutionary), Marguerite Alibert (Ed VII courtesan), Jean Harris (author), Linda Hazzard (physician, serial killer), Mary Jane Kelly (1st victim of Jack the Ripper), Kim Hyon-hui (North-Korean spy), Vera Renczi (serial killer), Clare Bronfman (filthy rich criminal), Kirsten Gilbert (serial killer nurse), Gerda Steinhoff (Lagerwächterin), Linda Carty (baby robber), Estella Marie Thompson (black prostitute, blowjobbed Hugh Grant), Elizabeth Becker (Lagerwächterin), Juana Barraza (asesina en serie), Olivera Circovic (baseball player, writer, jewel thief), Olga Hepnarova (mental serial killer), Sabina Eriksson (knäpp tvilling), Minnie Dean (serial killer), Madame de Brinvilliers (aristocrat parri- and fratricide), Martha Rendell (familicide, last woman hanged in Western Australia), Violet Gibson (wannabe assassin of Mussolini), Idoia López Riaño (terrorist), Styllou Christofi (murdered her daughter in law), Mary Eastley (convicted of witchcraft), Wanda Klaff (Lagerwächterin), Giulia Tofana (avvelenatrice), Tisiphone (1/3 raivottaresta), Jean Lee (murderer for money), Brigitte Mohnhaupt (RAF terrorist), Marcia (mistress of Commodus), Beate Zschäpe (far-right terrorist), Evelyn Frechette (singer, Dillingerin heila), Francoise Dior (naziaktivisti), Linda Mulhall (nirhasi äidin poikaystävän saxilla), Brigit Hogefeld (RAF terrorist), Martha Corey (Salem witchhunt victim), Marie Lafarge (arsenikkimurha), Debra Lafave (teacher, gave blow job to student), Enriqueta Marti (asasina en serie), Alse Young (witch hanging victim), Elizabeth Michael (actress, involuntary manslaughter: nasty boyfriend hit his head and died while beating her), Susannah Martin (witchcraft), Maria Mandl (Gefängnisoffizerin), Mary Frith (pickpocket and fence), Hanadi Jaradat (suicide bomber), Marie-Josephte Carrivau (mariticide), Gudrun Ensslin (RAF founder), Anna Anderson (vale-Anastasia), Ans van Dijk (jutku nazikollaboraattori), Elizabeth Holmes (bisneshuijari), Ghislaine Maxwell (Epsteinin haahka), Julianna Farrait (drugs), Yolanda Saldivar (embezzler, killer), Jodi Arias (convicted killer Jodi Ann Arias was born on July 9, 1980, in Salinas, California. In the summer of 2008, Arias made national headlines when she was charged with murdering her ex-boyfriend Travis Alexander, a 30-year-old member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints who was working as a motivational speaker and insurance salesman. Aargh. Justifiable homicide.) Alyssa Bustamante (kid murder), Mary Kay Letourneau (kid abuser), Mirtha Young (drugs), Catherine Nevin (mariticide), Pilar Prades (maid), Irmgard Möller (terrorist), Christine Schürrer (krimi), Reem Riyashi (suicide bomber), Amy Fisher (jealous), Wafa Idris (suicide bomber), Jeanne de Clisson (ex-noblewoman), Christine Papin (maid murderer), Sally McNeil (body builder), Mariette Bosch (murderer), Sandra Ávila Beltrán (drugs), Alice Schwarzer (journalist), Andrea Yates (litter murderer), Mimi Wong (bar hostess), Pauline Nyiramasuhuko (criminal politician), Josefa Segovia (murderer), Martha Needle (serial killer), Antonina Makarova (war criminal), Mary Surratt (criminal businessperson), Dorothea Binz (officer), Leona Helmsley (tax evasion), Angela Rayola (reality tv personality), Léa Papin (maid murderer), Ursula Erikssson (kriminell mördare), Maria Petrovna (spree killer), Aafia Siddiqui (criminal), Fatima Bernawi (palestinian militant), La Voisin (fortune teller), Deniz Seki (singer), Rasmea Odeh (Arab activist), Hildegard Lächert (nurse), Sajida al-Rishawi (suicide bomber), Hayat Boumeddiene (ISIS groupie, nähty viimexi Al Holissa), Herta Ehlert (Lagerwächterin), Elizabeth Stride (seriös mördare), Adelheid Schulz (krimi), Jenny-Wanda Barkman (Wächter), Shi Jianqiao (pardoned assassin. The assassination of Sun Chuanfang was ethically justified as an act of filial piety and turned into a political symbol of the legitimate vengeance against the Japanese invaders.), Rosemary West (serial killer), Juana Bormann (Lagerwächterin), Kathy Boudin (criminal), Kate Webster (assassin), Teresa Lewis (murderer), Hermine Braunsteiner (Lagerwächterin), Flor Contemplacion (assassina), Constance Kent (fratricide), Tamara Samsonova (serial killer), Herta Bothe (Lagerwächterin), Maria Gruber (Mörderin), Irene Leidolf (möderin), Waltraud Wagner (Mörderin), Elaine Campione (criminelle), Greta Bösel (Pflegerin), Marie Manning (Mörderin), Darya Nikolayevna Saltykova (sadist), Nora Parham (executed), Maria Barbella (assassina), Linda Wenzel (ISIS activist), Anna Marie Hahn (Mörderin), Suzane von Richthofen (parenticide), Charlotte Mulhall (murderer), Khioniya Guseva (kriminal), Daisy de Melker (serial killer nurse), Stephanija Meyer (Mörderin), Sinedu Tadesse (murderer), Ayat al-Akhras (suicide bomber), Akosita Lavulavu (minister of infrastructure and tourism), Sabrina de Sousa (criminal diplomat), Sally Basset (poisoner), Emma Zimmer (Aufseher), Mary Clement (serial killer), Irina Gaidamachuk (serial killer), Dagmar Overbye (serialmorder), Gesche Gottfried (Mörderin), Frances Knorr (serial killer), Beate Schmidt (Serienmörderin), Elizabeth Clarke (accused victim of witchcraft), Kim Sun-ja (serial killer), Olga Konstantinovana Briscorn (serial killer), Roxana Baldetti (politico), Rizana Nafeek (house maid), Margaret Scott (accused of witchcraft), Jacqueline Sauvage (meurtrier), Veronique Courjault (tueur en série), Barbara Erni (thief), Hilde Lesewitz (Schutzstaffel Wächterin), Thenmoli Rajaratnam (suicide bomber), etc. etc..
ellauri216.html on line 146: Pseudo-Dionysios kirjoittaa dogmihistoriallisessa tilanteessa, jossa keisari Zenonin Henoticon yritti saada aikaan sovinnon Khalkedonin konsiilin kaksiluonto-oppia kannattavien ja monofysitismiä kannattavien välille. Akateemisessa tutkimuksessa ei ole yksimielisyyttä siitä, onko Dionysios itse monofysitismin kannattaja vai ei; ehkä yleisimmän näkökulman mukaan hänen on katsottu kuuluvan joukkoon, joka pyrki aikaansaamaan sovinnon kiistelevien osapuolten välille. Eli siis oliko Jesse vain ihminen niikö Spartacus vai oliko se joku puolijumala. Paljon väliä.
ellauri216.html on line 213: Mein Jesus sieht auf mich im Sterben Mun Jeesus ziigaa mua mun kuollessa
ellauri216.html on line 565: Pyhä Makarios oli jonkin aikaa Antonios Suuren oppilaana. Palattuaan erämaahan Makarios alkoi ottaa ympärilleen oppilaita, ja näin häntä voidaan pitää Skiitan alueen luostarielämän perustajahahmona. Hänen ensimmäisten oppilaidensa joukosta nousi hengelliselle taivaalle monia kirkkaita tähtiä kuten abbat Mooses (28.8.), Sisoes (6.7.), Jesaja (3.7.), Sakarias (24.3.). Nämä ja monet muut suuret kilvoittelijat elivät omissa keljoissaan ja tekivät vuoden mittaan käsitöitä elättääkseen itsensä ja voidakseen antaa almuja. Työnteko auttoi myös kilvoittelussa velttoutta ja laiskuutta vastaan, ja näin heidän henkensä pysyivät valvovina.
ellauri216.html on line 673: Toimitan liturgian jälkeen suuren vedenheiton kirkossa. Täällä ei ole tapana mennä jäälle vettä heittämään. Rinteet ovat jyrkkiä ja liukkaita. Isä Jesaja vainajan kynnet oli kasvaneet varpaiden läpi pitkixi kiehkuroixi. Haritonia alkaa etoa. Oliskohan sittenkin pitänyt lähteä Glafiran matkaan? Kiiruhdan salamana ulos keijasta ja vedän viivana housut alas. Mutta paska oli ehtinyt ensixi. Tähän päättyy osa II.
ellauri217.html on line 67: The first four sections retell, in succession, the stories of: Adam (Adham أدهم) and how he was favoured by Gabalawi over the latter's other sons, including the eldest Satan/Iblis (Idris إدريس). In subsequent generations the heroes relive the lives of Moses (Gabal جبل) - Ai Moosesko? No ehkä vähän, Mooses oli urpo, mukiloi jonkun sivullisen kuoliaaxi, tapas Jehun pensaassa, senkin käärme koveni sauvaxi, se imitoi Hammurapia - mut on siinä mukana myös Jakobia eli Israelia, Jesus (Rifa'a رفاعة) and Muhammad (Qasim قاسم). The followers of each hero settle in different parts of the alley, symbolising Judaism, Christianity and Islam. The protagonist of the book's fifth section is Arafat (عرفة), who symbolises modern science and comes after the prophets, while all of their followers claim Arafat as one of their own.
ellauri217.html on line 694: The 18th-century rabbi Jacob Emden hypothesized that Jesus, and Paul after him, intended to convert the gentiles to the Seven Laws of Noah while calling on the Jews to keep the full Law of Moses.
ellauri217.html on line 704: The Council of Jerusalem is generally dated to 48 AD, roughly 15 to 25 years after the crucifixion of Jesus (between 26 and 36 AD). Acts 15 and Galatians 2 both suggest that the meeting was called to debate whether or not male Gentiles who were converting to become followers of Jesus were required to become circumcised; the rite of circumcision was considered execrable and repulsive during the period of Hellenization of the Eastern Mediterranean, and was especially adversed in Classical civilization both from ancient Greeks and Romans, which instead valued the foreskin positively.
ellauri217.html on line 730: Rebbe Emden, in a remarkable apology for Christianity contained in his appendix to "Seder 'Olam" (pp. 32b-34b, Hamburg, 1752), gives it as his opinion that the original intention of Jesus, and especially of Paul, was to convert only the Gentiles to the seven moral laws of Noah and to let the Jews follow the Mosaic law—which explains the apparent contradictions in the New Testament regarding the laws of Moses and the Sabbath.
ellauri219.html on line 404: A Hollywood heartthrob of the 30s, 40s, and 50s, Tyrone Power was known for starring as the titular hero in the swashbuckling adventure film The Mark Of Zorro, though he also played the role of outlaw cowboy Jesse James, and starred in musicals, romantic comedies, and war movies.
ellauri219.html on line 962: While those who never had sex with animals or done drugs may criticize Kara’s, Jordan's and their dogs' lewd behaviors as if they were evil — and this, perhaps, according to Christian morality as they interpret it — anybody who has actually suffered from lewdness puts this to the lie and knows that such behavior is not a moral issue, but a chemical imbalance. Evidently the words of Jesus to “Judge not lest you be judged,” make little impression on such folk, who pretend to themselves that if their worst, most embarrassing moments were made into headlines in the papers, they would do just fine. Even if they themselves had nothing to be embarrassed about in all their life of adventures and misadventures, they ought to have compassion for those who struggle with greater problems than their own. “Let Judge Hicks who is without sin cast the first stone,” is another saying of Jesus that applies to those who would judge and condemn an easy target.
ellauri221.html on line 411: Vesilinnun näköinen on Nyöleen izekin liian ahtaassa lippalakissaan. Ihme brassailua tympeällä paavinuskolla. Lasten nussiminen papiston taholta on vaan vahinko, sellasta tapahtuu täällä murheen laaksossa, se on tunnustettava, sori vaan ja jatketaan entisvanhaan tapaan. "Menkää ja tehkää kaikki kansat opetuslapsixeni." No se ei trendaa enää Jesse sori vaan, ei edes se läppä että lisääntykää ja täyttäkäätte maa. Me jätetään se homma hyvällä islamisteille ja keskitytään vaginoiden voiteluun huonovointisilla siittiöillä.
ellauri221.html on line 432: Tänään lauantaina syyskuun 17. pnä Calle Rosenius terottaa: Jeesus toteuttaa pyyntönne kun rukoilette sitä oikein! Eli noudatatte Jessen esimerkkiä ja sanotte: Tapahtukoon sinun tahtosi! Silloin tahdotte just sitä mitä sattuu tulemaan, koska sehän on mitä taivaan porukat sattuu tahtomaan, nehän on kaikkivoipia. Kaikki pyyntönne toteutetaan, kun pyydätte samaa kuin edellinen tilaaja. Voi hemmetti mitä kusetusta, kuinka kukaan on voinut ostaa tällästä?
ellauri222.html on line 995: The Riflemen of the Ohio, by Joseph A. Altsheler, on Salen poikasena lukema inkkariromaani jossa vastakkain ovat laupias paleface Henry Ware ja urhea intiaanipäällikkö Ohiosta nimeltä Timmendiquas. Kirjan pointti on, let the best man win. Tunnetumpi Timmendequas on Jesse joka raiskasi pikku Meganin ja sai aikaan lain nimeltä Megan Law. Jesse yhtä roistomaisine Paul veljineen oli sekin luultavasti Ohion intiaaneja.
ellauri222.html on line 999: 7-year-old Megan Kanka is abducted, raped, and murdered by twice-convicted sex offender Jesse Timmendequas. Timmendequas had previously pleaded guilty to the attempted sexual assault of a 5-year-old girl in 1979 and the sexual assault of a 7-year-old girl in 1981; the second victim was choked until she was unconscious. He served a 9-month sentence in a correctional facility for the attempted assault. For the second offense, he served 6 years of a 10-year term in a correctional center meant specifically to treat male sex offenders.
ellauri223.html on line 159: Many aspects of the society and history of the island are described, such as the Christian religion – which is reported to have been born there as a copy of the Bible and a letter from the Apostle Saint Bartholomew arrived there miraculously, a few years after the Ascension of Jesus; a cultural feast in honour of the family institution, called "the Feast of the Family"; a college of sages, the Salomon's House, "the very eye of the kingdom", to which order "God of heaven and earth had vouchsafed the grace to know the works of Creation, and the secrets of them", as well as "to discern between divine miracles, works of nature, works of art, and other impostures and illusions of all sorts"; and a series of instruments, process and methods of scientific research that were employed in the island by the Salomon's House.
ellauri236.html on line 537: Tää oli siis jonkun M. Cainin kovaxi keitetty 30-luvulta josta pidettiin 80-luvulla uusi meteli koska siitä tehtiin uusi filmatisaatio pääosissa epämiellyttävä Jack Nicholson ja hevoshampainen nainen nimeltä Jessica Lange. En ole nähnyt rainoista kumpaakaan, saati lukenut alkuteosta. Juoni lyhyesti: The sensuous wife of a lunch wagon proprietor and a rootless drifter begin a sordidly steamy affair and conspire to murder her Greek husband (i.e. the said lunch wagon proprietor). This remake of the 1946 movie of the same name accounts an affair between a seedy drifter and a seductive wife of a roadside café owner. This begins a chain of events that culminates in murder. EFK ihan pikku pussissa.
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ellauri238.html on line 837: Wbrew powszechnej opinii nie zamieszkują go ani despoci, ani matkobójcy, ani także ci, którzy chodzá za ciałem innych. Jest to azyl artystów pełen luster, instrumentów i obrazów. Na pierwszy rzut oka najbardziej komfortowy oddział infernalny, bez smoły, ognia i tortur fizycznych.
ellauri243.html on line 581: "Herra on puhunut" oli prof. Aamoksen suosikki. Aamos päättää profetiakirjansa viimeiseen näkyyn Herrasta, joka seisoo alttarin vieressä ja käskee tuhota temppelin ja tappaa kaikki ihmiset. Tuomion sanoma - jota opetetaan koko kirjassa - saavuttaa huipentuman tässä viimeisessä luvussa. Pakotietä ei ole. Kaikki, jotka hylkäsivät Herran, tuhotaan. sanoo Herra, sinun Jumalasi. Herra on puhunut. Ugh. (Hyi.) Aamos päättää ankaran tuomion kirjansa tähän viimeiseen toivon sanomaan. Daavidin dynastia palautetaan kirkkaudella ja hän näyttää Herran muille kansoille. Heidän satonsa on runsasta, heidän kaupunkinsa asutetaan uudelleen ja he korjaavat palkkionsa rauhassa. Jumala istuttaa heidät heidän maalleen, jotta he eivät enää koskaan kärsisi menetyksiä. Huomaa, että nämä Aamoksen lupaukset ovat vielä edessä. Herran suu on puhunut (Jes. 1:20, käärien sen:) "Hän täyttää vielä sinun suusi naurulla" (Job 8:21)
ellauri243.html on line 747: Yxkax takinkääntäjä Fiz kääntää onnexi kesken kaiken takkinsa taas oikein päin ja ampuu takin taskusta vetämällään Browning M2261 semiautomatic pistoolilla Andorseniin 3 reikää ennenkuin tää saa Smith&Wesson .357 rivolliaan edes reuhdotuxi esille. Jesus, I really screwed up! Never mind Fiz, its okay, two wrongs do make one right.
ellauri244.html on line 328: Joku kääntyi Jeesuxen puoleen ja alkoi laulaa "Jesus bleibet meine Freunde." Ach Scheisse. Freude nicht Freunde. Und Jesu, nicht Jesus. Kylläpä Anja on puolisivistynyt.
ellauri244.html on line 356: Huhhei sen tuuli vei, kuin Jeshuan kylvövertauxessa.
ellauri244.html on line 461: Author: Jessica Hines | Posted in Critical Essays: Few witches in literary history have been as influential—or as maligned—as Morgan le Fay. By turns either the healer-ruler of the mystical island of Avalon or the arch-villainess of Arthurian legend, for more than nine hundred years Morgan has shaped popular perceptions of witchcraft.
ellauri254.html on line 369: Considered to be the 'father' (ru. paapa) of Russian Symbolism. In his book On the Causes of the Decline and on the New Trends in Contemporary Russian Literature (1893), just as the AI guru Martin Minsky, he promoted extreme individualism and deified the act of creation. Merezhkovsky was known for his poetry as well as a series of novels on good men, among whom he counted Jesus, Joan of Arc (not a man?), Dante Alighieri, Leonardo da Vinci, Napoleon and (later) Hitler.
ellauri262.html on line 176: The Christus Victor theory is becoming increasingly popular with both paleo-orthodox evangelicals because of its connection to the early Church fathers, and with liberal Christians and peace churches such as the Anabaptist Mennonites because of its subversive nature, seeing the death of Jesus as an exposure of the cruelty and evil present in the worldly powers that rejected and killed him, and the resurrection as a triumph over these powers.
ellauri262.html on line 613: The atheist children’s author Philip Pullman has written his own account about the life of Jesus Christ which will include a “different ending” to that recorded in the Bible.
ellauri262.html on line 614: In September Mr Pullman revealed that he will use his latest book, The Good Man Jesus and the Scoundrel Christ, to say that Jesus was not God but instead claim the Apostle Paul imagined the idea.
ellauri263.html on line 94: Muun muassa katolinen Barukin kirja sisältää kuudennen luvun, Jeremian kirjeen, joka on itäisen ortodoksisuuden Raamatussa omana kirjana. Kummatkin lukevat Barukin kirjan profeetallisiin kirjoihin Jesajan, Jeremian, Valitusvirsien, Hesekielin, Danielin ja kahdentoista pienen profeetan joukkoon.
ellauri263.html on line 100: Neljäs osa (4:5–5:9) tarjoaa lohdutusta Jerusalemille. Kaupunkia kuvataan lapsensakin menettäneeksi leskiäidiksi. Lapset, israelilaiset, on viety vankeuteen vieraisiin maihin. Rangaistus päättyy kuitenkin aikanaan, ja Jerusalem nousee USA:n tuella uuteen kukoistukseen. Jaksossa on lukuisia muistumia Vanhasta testamentista, erityisesti Jesajan kirjan luvuista 40–55. Barukin kirjassa on paljon historiallisesti epävarmaa, mutta sen sanoma on selvä: synti saa rangaistuksensa, kääntyminen oikeaan ja kuuliaisuus palkitaan! Yllättävä käänne!
ellauri264.html on line 130: A children's book appropriating the Pepe character, The Adventures of Pepe and Pede, advanced "racist, Islamophobic and hate-filled themes", The book's author, a vice-principal with the Denton Independent School District, was reassigned after the publicity. In January 2019, the video game Jesus Strikes Back: Judgment Day was released, which allows players to play as Pepe the Frog, among other figures, and murder various target groups including feminists, minorities, and liberals.
ellauri264.html on line 581: Now Eli, who was very old, heard about everything his sons were doing to all Israel and how they slept with the women who served at the entrance to the tent of meeting. 23 So he said to them, “Why the fuck do you do such things? I hear from all the people about these wicked deeds of yours. 24 No, my sons; the report I hear spreading among the Lord’s people is not good. 25 If one person sins against another, God may mediate for the offender; but if anyone sins against the Lord, who will intercede for them? Oh Jesus.” His sons, however, did not listen to their father’s rebuke, for it was the Lord’s will to put them to death, willy nilly.
ellauri267.html on line 56: Walter Herman Wager (September 4, 1924 - July 11, 2004) was an American novelist. Walter Wager grew up in the East Tremont section of The Bronx, the son of Russian Jewish immigrants; his father, Max, was a doctor, and his mother, Jessie, was a nurse. But was he an emigrant or an immigrant? Depends how rich his parents were. Some sources say emigrant, others immigrant.
ellauri267.html on line 1320: Maurit kuvataan koko näytelmän ajan ryhmittymien repiminä ääliöinä, ja suurin uhka on keisarin suosikin Benducarin pyrkimys kaataa hänet valtaistuimelta, näennäisesti keisarin veljen Muley-Zeydanin hyväksi, mutta todellisuudessa itselleen. Tässä yrityksessä hän ottaa mukaan väestön uskonnollisen johtajan Mufti Abdallan ja Thoraxin, kristityn, joka on kääntynyt Sebastiania vastaan ja liittynyt maureihin. Borax liittyy myöhemmin Sebastianiin keisarin kaatumisen jälkeen voittaakseen kansannousun ja palauttaakseen arvokkaat johtajat paikoilleen. Koominen osajuoni sisältää kristityn vangin Don Antonion pyrkimykset paeta muftin kotitaloudesta tyttärensä Morayman ja hänen aarteensa kanssa samalla tavalla kuin Lorenzo ja Jessica pakenevat Shylockista Shakespearen Venetsian kauppiaassa (pr. 1604).
ellauri270.html on line 230: Harris ei arvostanut Chauceria, se oli Jamesista uncouth. Randolph Quirk piti molempia arvossa. Oliko Randolph Quirk lihava? Ei se oli pieni piippua imuttava äijänkäppyrä. Juutalainen Sidney Greenbaum oli Spede Pasasen ja Paavo Haavikon risteytys.. Otto Jespersen oli tanskalaisen näköinen. Jakobovits ja Steinberg oli takuulla nekin juutalaisia.
ellauri272.html on line 75: It has received mixed to negative reviews, as most critics noted the poor literary qualities of the work. Salman Rushdie said about the book: "I've never read anything so badly written that got published. It made Twilight look like War and Peace." Jesse Kornbluth of The Huffington Post said: "As a reading experience, Fifty Shades ... is a sad joke, puny of plot".
ellauri272.html on line 78: Kirsten Sims from New Zealand stated that the book "will win no prizes for its prose" and that "there are some exceedingly awful descriptions," although it was also an easy read; "(If you only) can suspend your disbelief and your desire to – if you'll pardon the expression – slap the heroine for having so little self respect, you might enjoy it." A Cord from U of Columbia stated that, "Despite the clunky prose, James does cause one to turn the page." Father Metro wrote that "suffering through 500 pages of this heroine's inner dialogue was torturous, and not in the intended, sexy kind of way". Jessica Reaves, the Chicago Tribune, wrote that the "book's source material isn't great literature", noting that the novel is "sprinkled liberally and repeatedly with asinine phrases", and described it as "depressing". Publishers Weekly named E. L. James the 'Publishing Person of the Year' 2012. In April 2012 E. L. James was listed as one of Time magazine's "100 Most Influential People in the World".
ellauri272.html on line 112: I Am Jazz by Jazz Jennings and Jessica Herthel
ellauri277.html on line 258: In 1928 Gibran published his longest book, Jesus, the Son of Man: His Words and His Deeds as Told and Recorded by Those Who Knew Him. It was the most lavishly produced of Gibran’s books, with some of the illustrations in color. For once, the reviews were strongly and uniformly favorable, and the book has remained the most popular of his works next to The Prophet.
ellauri282.html on line 377: Mies perusti savolaisen Tachon ja kenraali Xavierin kanssa Jeesuksen seuran (Jesuiitat) uskonnollisen järjestön ja tuli sen ensimmäiseksi prinssieverstixi Pariisissa vuonna 1541. Hän näki Jeesuksen Seuran tarkoituksen olevan lähetystötyö ja löpötys. Muiden kirkon uskonnollisten luokkien siveyden, kuuliaisuuden ja köyhyyden lupausten lisäksi Loyola asetti jesuiitille neljännen kuuliaisuusvalan paaville, osallistuakseen paavin määräämiin "hankkeisiin." Jesuiitat olivat avainasemassa vastareformaation johtamisessa. Mies oli luihun näköinenkin. Sen mielestä tarkoitus pyhitti keinot.
ellauri282.html on line 499: Merton pohtii kirjassa varhaista elämäänsä ja puutteellista ymmärrystään ja halua löytää usko Jumalaan, mikä johti hänen kääntymiseensä roomalaiskatolisuuteen 1938 hänen ollessaan 23-vuotias. Ester Toivosesta tuli samaan aikaan Hastingsissa Miss Eurooppa. 2v mietintätauon jälkeen Merton luopui lupaavasta kirjallisesta urasta Columbia Jesterissä ja jätti lupaavan työnsä englannin opettajana St. Bonaventure's Collegessa Oleanissa, New Yorkissa. Sitten hän muutti Kentuckyn maaseudulle 1941 ja astui Getsemanin Neitsyt Marian luostariin. Samana vuonna Hitler mokasi avaamalla itärintaman suomalaisten tuella. Ei olis kannattanut. Kuoli 54-vuotiaana hämärissä olosuhteissa Bangcockissa1968, Merton siis. 27v irstailua + 27v luostarointia. Ei täysin transparenttia. Samana vuonna ammuttiin Robert Kennedy. Mä olin silloin Kivisaaren luostarissa irstailemassa. Hitler kuoli 66v hämärissä olosuhteissa Berliinissä 1945. For me to be a Saint is to be myself.
ellauri283.html on line 130: Teos koostuu lyhyestä esipuheesta, joka on päivätty vuoteen 1885, 296 numeroitua osaa ja "epodista" (tai "jälkilaulusta"), jonka otsikko on "From High Mountains". Go tell it to The Mountains: Jesus Christ is Born. Tell it to The Hand. Sketsit loppuvat Jylpyn sanoihin: "että tämmönen tapaus".
ellauri285.html on line 154: Rudolph Etzenhouser, who was a traveling elder of the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (RLDS), saw the relics as proof of the historicity of the Book of Mormon. Etzenhouser even published a book on his collection of the Michigan Relics.
ellauri286.html on line 338: Esimerkiksi Ylen toimittaja Jessikka Aro, joka myöhemmin palkittiin Venäjän trolleja käsittelevästä jutustaan juutalaisen Bonnierin suurella journalistipalkinnolla, joutui jo ensimmäisen trollitehtaita käsittelevän juttunsa jälkeen kansainvälisen mustamaalauskampanjan kohteeksi.
ellauri286.html on line 361: Se, että Jessikka Aro on kertonut kokeilemastaan sexuaalisesta häirinnästä netissä avoimesti, on poikkeuksellista. Suurin osa ei niin tee.
ellauri286.html on line 368: Hänen esseensä olivat erittäin suosittuja, koska ne kertoivat virolaisesta luonnosta ja virolaisesta luonnosta kertovien esseiden ostaminen ja lukeminen oli passiivista vastarintaa, sen ajan kliktivismiä. Hänen julkaisu-uransa loppui siihen, kun hänen kustantajansa ilmoitti että julkaisua ei voi jatkaa, ellei hän lisäisi edes pientä kiitosta Leninille. Hän kieltäytyi. Eikä häntä enää julkaistu. (Kiittämätön kaveri. Sai sentään juttunsa julki ilmaisexi, ei tarvinnut kerätä joukkorahoitusta. Toisaalta ei kyllä sitten tienannutkaan kuten Jessikka.)
ellauri290.html on line 639: 11. Jesin 277 3,840 150 3,990
ellauri294.html on line 384: Hollywoodin ohjaajat käyttivät hänen maalauksiaan lähdemateriaalina näkemyksensä muinaisesta maailmasta elokuvissa, kuten DW Griffithin Suvaitsemattomuus (1916), Ben Hur (1926), Cleopatra (1934), ja ennen kaikkea Cecil B. DeMillen eeppinen remake Kymmenestä käskystä (1956). Todellakin, Jesse Lasky Jr. , The Ten Commandmentsin toinen käsikirjoittaja, kuvaili, kuinka ohjaaja tavallisesti levitti Alma-Tadema-maalausten vedoksia ilmaistakseen lavastussuunnittelijoilleen haluamansa ilmeen. Oscar-palkitun roomalaisen eepos Gladiator suunnittelijat käyttivät Alma-Tademan maalauksia keskeisenä inspiraation lähteenä. Alma-Tademan maalaukset olivat myös inspiraationa Cair Paravelin linnan sisustukseen vuoden 2005 elokuvassa The Chronicles of Narnian: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe . Ei siis mikään turha jäbä!
ellauri294.html on line 457: When he saw Peter and John about to enter, he asked them for money. 4 Peter looked straight at him, as did John. Then Peter said, “Look at us!” 5 So the man gave them his attention, expecting to get something from them.6 Then Peter said, “Silver or gold I do not have, but what I do have I give you. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, walk.” 7 Taking him by the right hand, he helped him up, and instantly the man’s feet and ankles became strong. 8 He jumped to his feet and began to walk. Bugger it. Siinä meni hyvä leipäpuu.
ellauri299.html on line 504: Dylanin vuonna 1966 syntyneelle vanhimmalle pojalleen Jesselle kehtolauluksi kirjoitettu laulu kertoo isän toiveista, että hänen lapsensa pysyy vahvana ja onnellisena. Se alkaa riveillä "Jumala siunatkoon ja varjelkoon sinua aina / toteutukoot kaikki toiveesi", joka toistaa papin siunauksen Lukujen kirjasta (Neljäs Mooseksen kirja 6:24-26), jonka rivit alkavat: "Siunatkoon sinua ja varjelkoon sinua / Toteuttakoon pienimmätkin toiveesi. Herra valistakoon kasvonsa sinulle, kallistakoon korvansa." Koska Dylan ei halunnut kuulostaa "liian sentimentaalilta", hän lisäsi kappaleesta kaksi versiota Planet Waves -albumille, yhden kehtolaulun ja toisen rock -suuntautuneen. Howard Cosell lausui kappaleen ikimuistoisesti amerikkalaisessa televisiossa, kun Muhammad Ali voitti raskaansarjan kruunun kolmannen kerran. Kärsi, kärsi, kirkkaamman kruunun saat.
ellauri299.html on line 506: Jesse Byron Dylan (born January 6, 1966) is an American film director and production executive. He is the founder of the media production company Wondros and Lybba, a non-profit organization. He is also a member of the Council on Foreign Relations and TED. He is the son of musician Bob Dylan and former model Sara Lownds and brother of singer-songwriter Jakob Dylan. Dylan is separated from Susan Traylor, with whom he has a son and a daughter. Jesse on kohtuullisen pyylevä.
ellauri300.html on line 651: Freedom and glory in Christ (Titus 2:11-15, 3:3-8). Do not expect things working out now, but in the day that Jesus will reveal himself to humanity.
ellauri300.html on line 777: En göteborgare frågade Jesus, vad gör du i påsk?
ellauri302.html on line 628: Ei Jeshua siis kexinyt ize tätäkään. Isämeitä on otettu kaddishista ja herran siunaus toorasta. Jonnin joutavaa. Tällästä ne höpisee jeshivoissa sillä aikaa kun moppipäät vaimot käyvät töissä, töiden jälkeen kaupassa ja imuroivat, keittävät klimppisopan ja gefillte fishin valmiixi siihen kun Tvi Ari tulee nälkäisenä kotio. Mikä täällä haisee? Kukkakaaliko?
ellauri302.html on line 732: 29 Om de döda inte alls uppstår, varför låter man då döpa sig för deras skull? 30 Och jag själv, varför sätter jag livet på spel i varje ögonblick? 31Ja, bröder, så sant som ni är min stolthet i Kristus Jesus, vår herre: låt oss äta och dricka, ty i morgon skall vi dö. 33 Låt inte bedra er. »Av dåligt sällskap blir den bäste snart förstörd.«
ellauri302.html on line 734: Paskan marjat kristityt, Puovo siteeraa vaan vanhaa Jesajameemiä mainizematta lähdettä::
ellauri302.html on line 736: Jesaja 22:12-13 NUB
ellauri310.html on line 185: prefekti (Victor) oli rankaisenut "homoseksuaalisista käytännöistä". Jesajaa
ellauri311.html on line 779: Den dumma apan har en fin förmåga till dubbeltänk, dvs. att hysa tvä övertygelser samtidigt som motsäger varandra. Är Jesus en man eller gud? Men det sägs i Numeri att gud är ingen människa. Så är Jesus gud? Då är han ingen människa. Islamiten i den vita kepsen läser bibel som en jävel. Vi gör få ansatser att göra något åt klimatkatastrofen, eftersom vi har "rätt" till vår nuvarande levnadstandaard - till och med en ännu högre. Det är som at boka ett sista minuten-flyg till en turistort som står i lågor. Det hände på riktigt i somras. Politikerna är väl medvetna om oviljan för förändring. De använder ett luddigt språk och luddig politik - för de också har en rätt till en fin levnadsstandard. Hiilikädenjälki mahdollistaa Suomelle lisätä jännien ympäristötuotteiden vientiä, sanoo Urpo. Omaishoitajat on saatava pois kotoa tuottavampaan työhön, tahtoo 60 kilon jättikoira Purra purra kättä, joka syöttää sitä.
ellauri313.html on line 563: Uudenvuodenpäivä on joulun oktaavi, kahdeksas päivä joulusta. Päivän alkuperäisenä aiheena on Jeesuksen ympärileikkaus, jonka yhteydessä hän sai nimensä (Jeshua); se merkitsee ”Herra pelastaa”. Lavaterin sepittämä virsi 40 on yhtenä vaihtoehtona päivän virreksi.
ellauri313.html on line 565: Lavaterin runoteokset, kuten Schweizerlieder (1767), Abraham und Isaak (1776), Jesus Messias und Iggy Pop (1780) osoittavat valitettavan selvästi Friedrich Gottlieb Klopstockin vaikutusta. Lavaterin valitut teokset ilmestyivät 1841–1844.
ellauri313.html on line 577: ski Hartikaiselta (Bar Hillel). Riita Lavaterin ja Jacobin kanssa Jeshuasta teki Moosexen kipeäxi.
ellauri313.html on line 668: Vain 10 vuotta sitten useimmat israelilaiset eivät koskaan kuulleet Yeshuan nimeä, saati vähemmän evankeliumia. Messiaamme, Yeshua, oli juutalaisten parhaiten varjeltu salaisuus. Tosin Jeshua on 1 juutalaisten tavallisimpia nimiä, sama kuin esinahkamiljonääri Joosua. Nimi esiintyy hepr. raamatussa 286 kertaa.
ellauri316.html on line 212: Aviv. Wolfson is one of a handful of figures, including Edmund of Abingdon, Saint Peter, Catherine of Alexandria, Mary Magdalene, Mary, mother of Jesus, God and Jesus, to have both Cambridge and Oxford colleges named after them. Ei ihme että kuoppaleukainen daavidhahmo Nooah nimettiin sen perästä. Lopetin sarjan kazomisen 3. jaxosta. Siinä oli pelkästään epämiellyttäviä tyyppejä. Sarjaa tuottavat belgit, britit ja israelit, kaikki erittäin syvältä anuxesta. Haaretz writes that the series is a "gem" that comes "from the heart.' Are there lilac trees / in the heart of town? This is somewhat embarrassing, isn’t it?
ellauri317.html on line 419: Asia selvisi, kun Saint Louisissa sijaitsevan Washingtonin yliopiston Jessie Sun selvitti työtoverinsa kanssa, millaisia asioita ihmiset haluavat muuttaa itsessään. Lopputulema oli, että ihmiset haluavat kehittyä piirteissä, jotka eivät liity moraaliin.
ellauri321.html on line 568: HS:n toimittaja Jenni Jeskanen osaa ilmeisesti venättä, sen porukat on Ilomanzista venäläisillä etunimillä. Se on lähetetty muka viinimatkalle Tamaniin Kerzinsalmen itärannalle. Tarkoitus on kuitenkin vakoilla venäläisten sotatouhuja ja löytää sieltä Herlinin talutusnuoraan sopivia propagandapoinzeja. Valitettavasti venäläiset lomailijat ei lähde mukaan Jennin juontoihin. Johtopäätös on vanha tuttu: he eivät uskalla, nimittäin haukkua ääneen putinisteja. Amerikkalaiset karkit on aikapäiviä korvattu venäläisillä jäljitelmillä. Venäläinen Cokis on nyttemmin Dobryi. Se on hyvä asia. Kyllä mäkin ennen Dobryitä joisin kuin jenkkikokista.
ellauri324.html on line 166: Tout le monde est libre de croire en Dieu par rapport à ce qu'il voit ou dans les conditions dans lesquelles où il vit. Pour moi, Dieu existe et guide ma vie et celle de ma famille. Il y a tant de choses, dont je n'énumère pas, qui m'ont convaincues que Dieu en Jesus Christ est toujours là pour moi et pour tous ceux qui y croient. Je ne suis pas sur terre par hasard comme les microbes et autres organismes issus de la dégradation de notre environnement.
ellauri324.html on line 306: Springsteenin sanoitukset, joita kuvataan usein elokuvallisiksi, käsittelevät usein erittäin henkilökohtaisia teemoja, kuten yksilöllistä sitoutumista, tyytymättömyyttä ja tyrmistystä elämään arkipäivän tilanteissa. Springsteenin teemoja ovat sosiaaliset ja poliittiset kommentit ja ne juontavat juurensa hänen oman alkuperäperheensä kohtaamiin kamppailuihin. Työväenluokasta ponnistanut Bruce sanoittaa "Amerikan liukumäkeä teollisen aikakauden swaggerista palvelutalouden anomiaan". Huhtikuussa 2023 New Jerseyn kuvernööri julkaisi julistuksen, jossa 23. syyskuuta julistettiin "Bruce Springsteen Day". Bruce on sijalla 77 Rolling Stonen 200 parhaan tähden listalla. Brucen tytär Jessica on razumestari ja poika Sam palomiehenä Jersey Cityssä. Springsteen on ainoa rock-kaveri - taitaa olla ainoa kaveri, jonka tunnen ollenkaan - joka ei koskaan käyttänyt huumeita." Hän on kamppailut masennuksen kanssa ihan koko ikänsä. Hänellä on henkilökohtainen suhde Jeesukseen, vaikkei katoliseen. Hän ei hyväxy Pohjois-Carolinan Public Facilities Privacy & Security Act -lakia, jota kutsutaan myös "kylpyhuonelakiksi", joka määrää ettei transsukupuoliset ihmiset saa käyttää wc-tiloja ja estää LGBT- kansalaisia haastamasta oikeuteen ihmisoikeusloukkauksista työpaikalla. Springsteen arvosteli Donald Trumpia vankasti koko presidenttikautensa ajan.
ellauri328.html on line 200: Sie lehnt die Interpretation der Kreuzigung Jesu als Erlösung in einem „siebenfachen negativen Glaubensbekenntnis“ ab:
ellauri328.html on line 206: Jesus ist Mensch und nicht Gott.
ellauri328.html on line 208: Maria ist Jesu Mutter und nicht Gottesmutter.
ellauri328.html on line 415: (Jesaja 55:10-11)
ellauri330.html on line 347: Brandes vastusti Jeesuksen historiallisuutta ja oli Kristus-myyttiteorian kannattaja . Hän julkaisi teoksen Sagnet om Jesus , joka käännettiin nimellä Jesus: A Myth vuonna 1926. Hän oli ateisti. Sixi hän ei saanut professuuria.
ellauri332.html on line 309: Lex Luthor on yksi ikonisimmista sarjakuvapahiksista Jokerin ja Magneeton kanssa. Monet toivoivat voimakasta näyttelijää, joka on jo hämmästynyt kaljuna roistona – kuten Bryan Cranston elokuvassa Breaking Bad, kun hän sanoo: "Minä koputtaa" - mutta sen sijaan saimme Jesse Eisenbergin. Hän ei todellakaan ole huono näyttelijä, kun katsoo hänen aikaisempia retkiään, mutta hänellä ei vain ollut voimaa näytellä tätä unohtumatonta roistoa.
ellauri332.html on line 420: Puhumattakaan elokuvan melko oudosta ja alentuvasta kuvauksesta Abu Dhabin ihmisistä ja heidän kulttuuristaan. Elokuvan tähti Sarah Jessica Parker on samaa mieltä elokuvaa kohtaan esitetystä kritiikistä, jonka mukaan "Ymmärrän, missä jäimme elokuvassa vajakeixi."
ellauri334.html on line 265: As Tom Isaacs already mentioned, Bart Ehrman has suggested that perhaps what Judas betrayed was not where Jesus was (why would they need him for that?), but rather what Jesus was saying about himself. To flesh this out just a little:
ellauri334.html on line 266: In the synoptic gospels, which are considered more historically reliable than the very theological gJohn, and especially the first, Mark, Jesus's public ministry is largely focused on his apocalyptic message, with a bit of faith healing and exorcism thrown in for good measure. His remarks about himself, and the notion that he was the messiah, was perhaps something… (more)
ellauri334.html on line 270: Why did the Jews need Judas in order to capture Jesus? Is the name Judas related to the words 'Jew' and 'Judaism?
ellauri334.html on line 275: What is the Jewish view on Jesus?
ellauri334.html on line 279: Rome crucified Jesus. They were the military power occupying the Holy Land during Jesus' life. The Jews had no power to mete out and implement the death penalty. The Jewish High Court/Sanhedrin which judicates was not functioning at that time. Isr… (more)
ellauri334.html on line 284: He is in heaven. In the “correct” heaven - the Kingdom of God. Why? Read the 650 pages he authored through a divine love medium about 17 years ago and see for yourself what sort of advanced spirit he is today. Knowledgeable, loving, and able to tell a great deal about Jesus’ life 2000 years ago. And yes he spent some time in the hells. But God always forgives us, save only for the “unforgivable sin” which since it is an act of omission by the human, God can do nothing about. It is not in his power. He is omnipotent mut not that potent. It's like with that stone.
ellauri334.html on line 293: That’s like asking are Chickens ducks. Well they belong to the same family but one is a duck and one is a chicken. In terms of people, you can be a Christian and you can be a Jew but they are both human. But was Judas Jesus’ best friend who carried the lot for Jesus to be who he became to be?
ellauri334.html on line 297: And in the gospel of Judas, non canonical of course, are two words you won’t find in the canonical or apocryphal Bibles “Jesus laughed.” I may be alone, but I like to picture Jesus laughing on the cross. And his fellow felon whistling a merry tune. All three hanging singing in unison. I’m sure He needs to from time to time.
ellauri334.html on line 304: Like all of Jesus’ original disciples, Judas Iscariot was a Hebrew man, a Jew.
ellauri334.html on line 317: The first “Christians” were the converted Gentiles in Antioch, the original disciples and followers of Jesus (including Judas) were referred to as Nazarenes. It is significant that the original Nazarenes were persecuted into extinction (or “fled into the wilderness,” as John the Revelator seen in a vision). The Gentile, or Christian church, systematically eliminated any Jewish belief or practice originating with the Nazarenes and created an orthodox theology based on Greek philosophy by the third century. It was beginning of the Times of the Gentiles.
ellauri334.html on line 319: Yes he was, but betrayed Christ, He followed Christ every where until Garden of Gethsemane,a perfect example of a Christian who betrayed Christ add moved away from him. I am not sure he really followed Jesus like Peter and other, they really believed Jesus was son of God. But Judas was a rebel Jew, who want literal fight against Roman government. There might be a Chance Judas never understood the concept of “Kingdom of God”.
ellauri334.html on line 320: Just like present day Christians who betrayed Jesus/ holy spirit and moving away from Christ. They forgot the concept of the kingdom of God and usi… (more)
ellauri334.html on line 331: I don't know that religious Jews have a particular take on Judas. I personally prefer his Gospel over the others. Jesus laughing and being child like seems more honest. The seriousness of Jesus is a production of the church.
ellauri334.html on line 332: I cannot say I know a whole lot about Judas Iscariot besides the general story about him betraying Jesus to the Roman authorities, but one thing I MUST say - Judaism has NOTHING to do with Judas Iscariot. I had more than one person ask me “Why do you guys follow Judas?? Surely he was a bad person!”. This would be funny but when I think about how many Jews were actually killed or oppressed because of things like this - it’s not funny at all.
ellauri334.html on line 336: I am Jewish…..I have always viewed Judas as the purist of adherers to Jesus….He got a bum steer and killed himself when he revealed that Jesus would be in the garden of gesthemene where he could be captured. Judas stuck to the teachings of Jesus….Jesus got very heady being a Leader, as Judas saw it..
ellauri334.html on line 337: Anyway….I have never been able to figure how it’s anyone’s responsibility for what happened to Jesus, other than G-d himself….This was his plan…..and he put it into action…How come he is never blamed….I blame him…
ellauri334.html on line 340: Most Jewish people do not think about Jesus of Judas or other New Testament figures. In fact they pretty much have completely ignored them for the two thousand years since the New Testament was written. If you ask them about Judas they would say some version of “no opinion.”
ellauri334.html on line 347: Why did the Jews need Judas in order to capture Jesus?
ellauri334.html on line 349: Was Judas Iscariot (Apostle of Jesus) a turncloak or an unsung hero?
ellauri334.html on line 352: Why did Jewish priests pay 30 silver pieces to Judas simply to identify Jesus?
ellauri334.html on line 354: What is the Jewish view on Jesus?
ellauri334.html on line 356: Why did Judas have to identify Jesus to his captors whereas they know him?
ellauri334.html on line 357: Are Jewish people the descendant of Judah who supposedly betrayed Jesus in the Bible?
ellauri336.html on line 505: Jeshiva chat
ellauri338.html on line 69: Kertomus sisältää useita näytelmiä heprealaisten nimien – Peniel (tai Penuel ) , Israel – merkityksestä sekä samankaltaisuudesta Jaakobin nimen juureen (joka kuulostaa heprean kielestä "kantapäälle") ja sen yhdistelmästä. Jaakobin ontuminen ( Yaʿaqob ) saattaa heijastaa joen nimeä, Jabbok ( Yabbok יַבֹּק, joka kuulostaa "kierolta" joelta), ja Nahmanides (5. Moos. 2:10 Jeshurunista) antaa etymologian "joka kävelee vinoon" nimelle Jacob. Eli Klenkka.
ellauri345.html on line 268: Da Gundolfs Gesundheit ab 1916 durch den Kriegsdienst als Landsturmmann mit schwerem Dienst als Schipper hinter der französischen Front gefährdet war, gelang es seinem Freund Reinhold Lepsius ("Das Leben Jesu"-weitbekannt, mütterlicher Seite grossenkel von Friedrich Nicolai, Freund von Lessing und Mendelssohn), Walter Rathenau (noch ein Jude) dafür zu gewinnen, ihn in das Kriegspresseamt nach Berlin zu berufen.
ellauri345.html on line 474: Lukuun ottamatta sitä tosiasiaa, että avioliitto ei ole tapahtumien keskipiste, vaan pikemminkin keino - kuten Hebbel sen ymmärtää, Goethe ei tehnyt niin, eikä hän halunnut sen siltä näyttävän. Koska hänen on täytynyt tuntea liian syvästi, ettei heistä "luonnollisesti" voitaisi sanoa mitään, että heidän moraalinsa voitiin osoittaa vain uskollisuudeksi ja että heidän moraalittomuutensa saattoi osoittautua vain uskottomuudeksi. Puhumattakaan siitä, että intohimo voisi muodostaa sen perustan. Jesuiitta Baumgartner sanoo suoraan, mutta ei väärin: "He rakastavat toisiaan, mutta ilman sitä intohimoa, joka on sairaiden ja herkkämielisten elämän ainoa viehätys." Mutta aviollinen uskollisuus ei ole vähemmän ehdollinen. Ehdollinen kaksinkertaisessa merkityksessä: sillä mikä on tarpeellista ja mikä on riittävää. Tämä on päätöksen perusta. Se ei todellakaan ole mielivaltaisempi, koska intohimo ei ole sen kriteeri.
ellauri348.html on line 54: Pida pääsi pystyssä ja rinta rottingilla. Sinä pystyt siihen. Joskus elämässä on pimeedä, mutta aamu koittaa. Pidä toivo elossa. Älä jätä lomia pitämättä äläkä lääkkeitä ottamatta. Jesse James (lainsuojaton)
ellauri348.html on line 266: Jesse James ei ollut sankari, vaikka romaaneissa kuvattiin, eikä hänellä ollut hyväntekeväisyyttä edistävää Robin Hood -kompleksia kuten jotkut ovat saattaneet ehdottaa. James yhdessä vanhemman veljensä Frankin kanssa pyrki rikastumaan rikkomalla kaikkia sääntöjä. Wannabe jengin jäsen tappoi tämänp ahamaineisen etelävaltiolaisen rosvon, kun hän suunnitteli seuraavaa pystyryöstöään.
ellauri348.html on line 1042: Paras vizi oli Seligmanin "Yhdysvaltain armeijan kattava Soldier Fitness -ohjelma", jossa koululaisiin käytetty Seligmanin aivopesuohjelma pyöräytettiin kenraali Caseyn käskystä välittömästi käyttöön koko armeijalle. American Psychological Associationin Monitor on Psychology -lehdelle haastateltu Seligman sanoi, että "Tämä on suurin tutkimus - 1,1 miljoonaa sotilasta -, johon psykologia on koskaan osallistunut." Toimittaja Jesse Singalin mukaan "Siitä tulisi holokaustin jälkeen yksi suurimmista yhdelle väestölle suunnatuista mielenterveystoimenpiteistä ihmiskunnan historiassa, ja mahdollisesti kallein."
ellauri351.html on line 721: Jesuiitat ja jakobiinit oli samaa paskajoukkoa.
ellauri355.html on line 136: Myös länkkärien puolella on tappioita. Pornotähti Jesse Jane on kuollut.
ellauri355.html on line 137: Pornotähti Jesse Janen ja hänen poikaystävänsä epäillään kuolleen huumeiden yliannostukseen. Aikuisviihdetähtenä kuuluisuuteen noussut Jane oli kuollessaan 43-vuotias.
ellauri359.html on line 164: Kysyin Jesajalta mixi hän kulki nakuna ilman kusiluikkareita 3v. Kysyin Hesekieliltä mixi hän söi lantaa ja makasi niin kauan oikealla ja vasemmalla kyljellä. Koska se on kivaa, ne vastasivat kuten Petteri. Mä luulen et niillä oli virzakiviä.
ellauri359.html on line 171: Emanuelin isä oli luterilainen pappi ja hovisaarnaaja Jesper Svedberg, josta vuonna 1703 tuli Skaran piispa. Varakkaasta perheestä lähtöisin ollut äiti Sara Behm puolestaan kuoli Emanuelin ollessa kahdeksanvuotias. Opiskeleminen Uppsalassa johti vuonna 1709 valmistuneeseen klassillisen kirjallisuuden väitöskirjaan.
ellauri360.html on line 321: David Foster Wallace : Infinite Jest
ellauri367.html on line 301: Päätellen, että kansainvälisen rahoituksen tavoitteena on natsismin hyökätä stalinismia vastaan sotilaallisesti, hän pyrkii edistämään liittoa Puolan jakamisen ympärillä (Saksan ja Neuvostoliiton välisen sopimuksen esikuvana). Gabriel kysyy sitten yhteyshenkilön nimeä, joka voisi varmuudella sanoa olevansa kansainvälisen korkean rahoituksen alalla. Rakovsky sanoo, että Lionel Walter Rothschild oli yksi heistä (kuoli 1937), Kuhn, Loeb & Co -pankki Schiffin, Warburgin, Loebin ja Kuhnin perheen, Bernard Baruchin, Felix Frankfurterin, Frank Altschulin, Benjamin Victor Cohenin, Nathan Straus Jr:n kanssa., Laurence Steinhardt, Léon Blum, Samuel Irving Rosenman, Walter Lippmann, Herbert H. Lehman, Dreifus, Thomas W. Lamont, Georges Mandel, Henry Morgenthau, Mordecai Ezekiel, Jesse L. Lasky, mutta neuvoo häntä lopulta puhumaan Yhdysvaltain Neuvostoliiton suurlähettiläs Joseph E. Daviexelle.
ellauri369.html on line 151: Koraanissa Benjaminia kutsutaan vanhurskaaksi pieneksi lapseksi. Myöhemmät rabbiiniset perinteet kutsuvat hänet yhdeksi neljästä muinaisesta israelilaisesta, jotka kuolivat ilman syntiä, muut kolme ovat Chileab, Jesse ja Amram. Jeesus oli sitten neljäs. Vai? Nimi oli förbitty akkadista, missä se tarkoitti "Etelän poika". Heprealaisen Raamatun mukaan Benjaminin nimi vaihtui, kun Jaakob muutti tarkoituksella Raakelin antaman nimen "Benoni", Benjaminin alkuperäisen nimen, joka tarkoitti "kipuni poikaa".
ellauri369.html on line 285: Jansenin mukaan ensimmäinen jumala al-Lat tarkoittaa "jumalatarta". Toinen jumaluus, Manat, tarkoittaa kohtalotarta ja löytyy myös Raamatusta muodossa Meni jo (Jesaja 65:11). Kolmas nimi Al-Uzza tarkoittaa "mahtavin" ja on nähtävästi myös Venus-planeetan nimitys. Islamilainen kirjallisuus ei valitettavasti kerro enempää näistä jumalista ja siitä, miten heitä palvottiin, kun Mekassa vielä vallitsi jahiliyyah. Jahiliyyah (Arab. جَاهِلِيَّة dzāhilīyyah, "tietämättömyys", "barbaria") eli tietämättömyyden aika on islamilainen käsite, joka tarkoittaa oloja, jotka vallitsivat Arabian niemimaalla ennen kuin Koraani alkoi laskeutua profeetta Muhammedille vuodesta 610 lähtien, ja ennen kuin hän aloitti julkisen valistustyönsä kolme vuotta myöhemmin. "Jahiliyyah" esiintyy Koraanissa muutaman kerran, ja tällöin se on suomennettu "pakanuudeksi" (33:33 5:50; 48:26). Sanaa käytetään nykyisin myös tarkoittamaan modernia tietämättömyyttä tai luopumista Allahista (esim. Salman Rushdie)..
ellauri370.html on line 88: " The wages of yin is death ; but the gift of God is eternal yang through Jesus Christ our Lord."
ellauri370.html on line 377: Hep! = Hierosolyma est perdita. Jep! = Jesus est perditus. Antisemitismisanan kexi Wilhelm Marr 1879, ex-juutalainen. Salaliittoteoreetikko vailla vertaa. Was der Jude glaubt ist einerlei, in der Rasse liegt die Schweinerei.
ellauri370.html on line 439: Kaikki, mitä Chamberlain piti hyvänä maailmassa, katsottiin arjalaisten ansioksi. Esimerkiksi teoksessa The Foundations Chamberlain selitti melko pitkään, että Jeesus Kristus ei mitenkään voinut olla juutalainen, ja antoi erittäin vahvasti ymmärtää, että Kristus oli arjalainen. David, Jesaja, Hesus och Paulus var alla amoriter, dvs. arier. De var högväxta, blonda och långskalliga. Judar är kortskalliga.
ellauri370.html on line 752: Eivätkä juutalaiset päättäneet Jessen ristiinnaulinnasta. Se on roomalainen tapa. Juutalaiset olisivat kivittäneet Jeesuxen. Kristinuskon symbolina olisi soratötterö.
ellauri372.html on line 316: Emil Schürer kirjoittaa: "Hilgenfeldin päinvastaisesta näkemyksestä huolimatta on melkein yleisesti sallittua, että psalmit on alun perin sävelletty hepreaksi. Eikä epäilemättä ilman hyvää syytä. Sillä psalmien sana on luonteeltaan niin selkeästi heprealainen, että se on mahdotonta olettaa, että ne on alunperin kirjoitettu kreikaksi. Ja tästä syystä on yhtä varmaa, etteivät ne ole kirjoitettu Aleksandriassa, vaan Palestiinassa. Ei ehkä ole väärin mainita edelleen kirjeenvaihtoa, jossain määrin sanallista, välillä Psalmi xi. ja Barukin viides luku . Jos olemme oikeassa olettaessamme, että psalmit on alun perin kirjoitettu hepreaksi, niin jäljitelmän on katsottava olevan Barukin tekemä." ( The Literature of the Jewish People in the Time of Jesus , s. 21-22)
ellauri373.html on line 689: Näistä aiheista käydään mielenkiintoista keskustelua. yksityiskohdat Naum Sokolov ja Jesse Zampter. Välillä muun muassa opimme sen sionistikonferenssin jälkeen ce, pidettiin Lontoossa 7. helmikuuta 1917, Rabbi Gosterin talossa tapahtui seuraavaa:
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ellauri378.html on line 120: 7 so that in the coming ages he might show the immeasurable riches of his grace in kindness toward us in Christ Jesus.
xxx/ellauri010.html on line 561: No joo, JOS haluatte lahjan antaa, on toive: Finnlaysonin Jesus-pussilakana (valkoinen) + 2 tyynyliinaa + aluslakana (160 cm, jota F-laysonilla ei ole eli jostakin muualta).
xxx/ellauri013.html on line 277: metroon poikansa Jessen kanssa. Jesse näkyi perineen isän kurillisen hymyn.
xxx/ellauri027.html on line 641: Ei tää tästä ole mihinkään nytkähtänyt, samaa pässinlihaa yhä, peitetarinat vaan ovat huolitellummat. Perusasetelma on kestänyt vuosituhansia: jollakin on henkinen tai muodollinen yliote suhteessa toisiin. Samaa paskaa se on sittenkin, vaikka se yliote olis vaan lavakarismaa. Niin se oli Jesselläkin. Jos se ei osaa ize johtaa, niin sen tiimi kyllä hoitaa asian. Eskikin on vähä kuin se taannoinen paavi, Jouni Paavali kakkoineen, vanha paviaani jota tuettiin kaavun alta kepeillä. Siunaile sä vaan, me ohjataan paavimobiilia.
xxx/ellauri044.html on line 874: I Jesuiters och fantasters mund.
xxx/ellauri044.html on line 1203: Hienoileva homo-Jesse suhtautui Jooseen alentuvasti. Joen oli vaikea tuntea empatiaa (se on helpompaa kun vastapuolta voi vähän sääliä). Varmaan Oulunkylän terapeutilla oli sama ongelma, mä olin tosi nokkava. No se veti pitemmän korren lopulta, ja niin teki Joosekin.
xxx/ellauri056.html on line 218: Taavi syntyy Blunderstonessa (oikeesti Blundeston, Suffolk), ja elämä alkaa kivasti kiltin mutta löperön nuoren leskiäidin ja hoitotädin Peggottyn kaa. Sitten seuraa kurja ja julma aika isäpuolen, hra Murdstonen hännän alla, ja Murdstonen siskon Janen, joka lopulta ajaa Taavin äidin aikaiseen hautaan. Sitten seuraa koettelemusten periodi Salem-talon akatemiassa, jota johtaa tyrannimainen öykkäri rehtori Creakle. Lieventävä asianhaara on Taavin ystävyys säteilevän Steerforthin ja tavixemman mutta hyvänahkaisen Traddlesin kaa. Sitten Taavi lähetetään paskahommiin Lontooseen Mordstonen ja Grindbyn viinakauppaan. Tällä kertaan kurjan elämän vastoinkäymisissä piristävät hra Wilkins Micawber perheineen (talent, Mr Micawber has; capital, Mr Micawber has not, siteerasi Jespersen.). Taavi karkaa löytääxeen omituisen tätinsä, Bezey Trotwoodin Doverista, ja seikkailee sikana matkalla. Bezey adoptoi Taavin ja se menee iloisena Tri Vahvan kouluun Canterburyssa, missä se loisii Bezeyn lakimiehen hra Wickfieldin luona, ja tutustuu Wickfieldin tyttäreen Agnekseen, ja sen kirjuriin, Uriah Heepiin. Maineikas yhtye 70-luvulla, ei kyllä mun suosikkien kärkipäätä. Sitten siitä Dickensin tapaan artikuloidaan proktori tohtorien kortteliin Spenlowin ja Jerkinsin firmaan. (häh? prokuraattori. Tää oli joku roomalaisen lainkäytön jäänne katoliselta ajalta. Doctors Court hoiti siviili- perintö- kirkollis- ja meriasioita kunnes lopetettiin 1800-luvulla.) Siellä se rakastuu Spenlowin tyttäreen Dooraan (ou Pandoora), jonka se naikin Spenlowin kuoltua. Sillä aikaa Heep kiusaa Wickfieldin melkein mielipuolexi.
xxx/ellauri057.html on line 213: Näihin onnellisiin unelmiinsa tuo vahva talonpoika nukahti. Jes. Miehen tie on lopultakin pystyssä.
xxx/ellauri059.html on line 354: However, when we take into account circumstances that took place before the play, as well as what happens over the course of the plot, Shylock begins to seem a like a victim as well as a villain, and his fate seems excessively harsh. In addition to the abuse Antonio and other Christians routinely subject him to, Shylock lost his beloved wife, Leah. His daughter, Jessica, runs away from home with money and jewels she’s stolen from him, including a ring Leah gave him before she died. Although Solanio reports that Shylock’s was equally upset by the loss of his money as his daughter (“My daughter! O my ducats! O my daughter!” (II. Viii.), we must remember that we are getting a second-hand view through the eyes of an anti-Semitic character who compares Shylock to the devil. As we learn from Shylock himself, the Christians of Venice are happy to borrow money from him, but refuse to accept him as part of Venetian society because they equate his religion with Satan. Shylock has been treated as less than human his whole life, because he is not a Christian. Yet when he tries to collect on a loan, the other characters insist that he act like a Christian and forgive the debt.
xxx/ellauri059.html on line 370: The ships are lost in a storm and just at that time Shylock’s daughter, Jessica, runs off with a Christian, taking money and jewellery with her. Shylock, burning for revenge against the Christians generally, takes Antonio to court to claim his pound of flesh.
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xxx/ellauri068.html on line 567: Hienoa. Hienoa siis Jesajalle. Tais olla aika talousliberaali paskiainen, tyypillinen juutalainen kermaperse siis. Kummallakaan Berlinillä ei tainnut olla mitään tekemistä samannimisen kaupungin kaa. Ne oli niinko se yx Nancy Tallahasseessa, joka halus mieluummin tulla kuzutuxi Berlinix. Nancy kuullosti niin lällyltä. Tää oli Reaganin aikoja.
xxx/ellauri075.html on line 172: Furthermore, although a Jewish philosopher, Shestov saw in the resurrection of Christ this victory over necessity. He described the incarnation and resurrection of Jesus as a transfiguring spectacle by which it is demonstrated that the purpose of life is not "mystical" surrender to the "absolute", but ascetical struggle:
xxx/ellauri075.html on line 176: Jaxaa jaxaa. Toi on kyllä tosi puritaanis-protestanttista yrittäjähenkeä. Walluko se oli joka tokas äskettäin että ei Jesseä sunkaan omasta pyynnöstä puuhun naulattu vaan väkisin. Tapahtukoon sinun tahtosi, olkoon minun sanani mitätöin ja sinun mitään tekemätöin. Kai sekin oisi mieluummin istunut jalkapesulla Kapernaumin iltamissa viikunoita syömässä.
xxx/ellauri075.html on line 465: “American Psycho” author Bret Easton Ellis tore into the late author of the critically acclaimed “Infinite Jest” and “The Pale King” on Twitter last week, and in true Ellis fashion, he didn’t hold back.
xxx/ellauri081.html on line 57: Wallu sai erektioita ruumiikkaasta Raquel Welchistä. Linda Lohania se tuskin ehti nähdä ilman vaatteita. Sosiaalityön maisteri Sally Jessy Raphael on varmasti Sally Jean Foster, Wallun äiskä. Eikai tää Wallun insestikuvaus sentään ole izekoettua? Vajakkia sukulaista bylsitään puolixi sen luvalla. Jotmuilee niin mukavasti. Mikä pyhimys se oli jota enkeli ampui nuolilla ja jota Wallun äiti käskee palvoa? Olixe äiti Teresa? Joo just se se oli.
xxx/ellauri081.html on line 60: Ávilan Teresa tai pyhä Jeesuksen Teresa (esp. Teresa de Cepeda y Ahumada, tunnettu paremmin nimellä Santa Teresa de Jesús tai Teresa de Ávila; 28. maaliskuuta 1515 Ávila, Espanja – 4. lokakuuta 1582 Alba de Tormes, Espanja) oli renessanssiaikainen roomalaiskatolinen espanjalainen nunna, mystikko, naispyhimys, karmeliittasääntökunnan uudistaja sekä yksi 36 katolisen kirkon kirkonopettajista arvonimellä Doctor orationis eli rukouksen tohtori. Naista kunnioitetaan katolisessa, anglikaanisessa ja luterilaisessa kirkossa. Tarkalleen hän on yksi neljästä naiskirkonopettajasta ja lisäksi yksi vastauskonpuhdistuksen merkittäviä hahmoja esimerkiksi pyhän Ignatius Loyolan ja pyhän Ristin Johanneksen lisäksi. Nainen on yksi 28. marraskuuta 1568 perustetun paljasrintakarmeliittojen sääntökunnan perustajista. Pyhä Teresa on sairauden, päänsäryn, sydänsairauksien, pitsin, vanhempien menettämisen, kirkon auktoriteettien vastustamisen, sääntökuntalaisten, hurskautensa takia pilkattujen, Espanjan ja henkilöiden, jotka ovat nimeltään Teresa, Theresa, Teresita, Terry, Tero, Tessa, Teresina tai Tracy, suojeluspyhimys. Naisen tunnuksia ovat nunna paljasrintakarmeliitan puvussa; karmeliittanunna, jonka sydäntä pistetään enkelin pitämällä nuolella; lävistettyä sydäntä, kirjaa ja krusifiksia kantava karmeliitta; kirjaa ja sulkakynää pitävä karmeliittanunna; kyyhkyltä viestiä vastaanottava karmeliittanunna: ruusut ja liljat; tulehtunut sydän; piikkikruunu; kirjaimet ”IHS” sydämen päällä; palavat nuolet; kyyhky; kirja ja kynä; palavien nuolten lävistämä sydän tai krusifiksi ja lilja. Paavi Paavali V julisti pyhän Teresan autuaaksi 24. huhtikuuta 1614 Roomassa, paavi Gregorius XV julisti hänet pyhimykseksi 12. maaliskuuta 1622 Roomassa ja paavi Paavali VI julisti hänet kirkonopettajaksi 1970. Hänen juhlapäiväänsä vietetään 15. lokakuuta.
xxx/ellauri081.html on line 164: Additionally, what is the purpose of the Tyger by William Blake? It would be a mistake to say that Blake's purpose in writing "The Tyger" was to show that God is the source of pain and violence in the world, just as it would be a mistake to assume that Blake's purpose in writing "The Lamb" was to convert people to a belief in Jesus Christ.
xxx/ellauri081.html on line 171: Luin äsken taatusti suomalaisen sexinovellin jossa 35-vuotias urheiluautomekaanikko Mika vuoronperään pani pomo Janin vaimoa Jessikaa (jostain syystä se kirjoitti nimensä hienostellen Jessica vaikka Mika tiesi että se oli oikeasti Jessika) ja Niina nimistä teini-ikäistä aputyttöä. Molemmat oli yhdessä tietysti täysin rinnoin juonessa mukana. Mikan siittimen pituus jäykkänä oli 24 sm. Se oli huomattavasti pitempi kuin pomo Janilla. Se mahtui pitkänhuiskeaan Jessikaan paremmin kuin Niinan sisälle. Niina oli tiukempi. Novellissa oli aika paljon toistoa. Tyylikeinona.
xxx/ellauri085.html on line 167: “Psychotic Depression” and Suicide in David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest
xxx/ellauri085.html on line 169: This essay offers a close analysis of one particular character in David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest: Kate Gompert, a suicidal marijuana addict afflicted with “psychotic depression.”
xxx/ellauri085.html on line 173: “Yevtuschenko” is likely an allusion to Soviet-Russian poet Yevgeny Yevtushenko, who never produced a textbook on clinical psychology. But it's fascinating—throughout Infinite Jest, Wallace and his characters consistently attribute fabricated texts to real people! See, for example, “Gilles Deleuze's posthumous Incest and the Life of Death in Capitalist Entertainment” (792).
xxx/ellauri086.html on line 234: The same questions could be asked about drinking beer, or wine, or eating pork, or…the list goes on. The fact is that it is a fallen world and that there are no perfect Christians. None are perfect but they are forgiven. Even eating pork is forgiven although it is expressly forbidden in the Word. Pig breeders bleed horses and mainline the blood into pigs to get them into heat in unison. Jesus sent a bunch of demons into a flock of pigs who ran into lake Kinnereth and drowned. It was a-okay, because it was him that did it. Why the demons begged to be allowed to enter the swine is unclear from the account.
xxx/ellauri086.html on line 236: Jesus is the Son of God. Jesus is triumphant over unclean spirits. Jesus liberates the captive, and gives hope to hopeless people — even Gentile people. But Jesus demands a choice: love him and his salvation, or love your prosperity and your wealth — namely, your pigs. Don't try it yourself at home.
xxx/ellauri087.html on line 747: Villa syntyi Rio Granden kylässä Durangossa nimellä Doroteo Arango. Hän oli mestitsi, jolla oli myös afrikkalaissyntyisten orjien verta suonissaan. (Ks. allaoleva rotusekoitusmatriisi). Perhe eli velkaorjuudessa. Kuusitoistavuotiaana Villa tappoi hacendadon, tilanomistajan, pojan, koska tämä oli raiskannut hänen siskonsa. Tämän vuoksi hän pakeni vuorille ja ryhtyi lainsuojattomaksi. Seuraavat 16 vuotta hän terrorisoi seudun maanomistajia vuorilta käsin käyttäen nimeä Pancho Villa. Nimen alkuperä on epäselvä. Se oli kenties lainattu kuolleelta roistolta tai Doroteon omalta isoisältä Jesús Villalta. Kolmenkymmenen vuoden iässä Villa oli koonnut itselleen omaisuutta ja opetellut vankilatuomioidensa aikana lukemaan.
xxx/ellauri091.html on line 261: Jesu kär, älä förbi multa,
xxx/ellauri091.html on line 265: Jesu, Jesse hoi, ota papua,
xxx/ellauri091.html on line 772: Emily Greene Balch (January 8, 1867 – January 9, 1961) was an American economist, sociologist and pacifist. Balch combined an academic career at Wellesley College with a long-standing interest in social issues such as poverty, child labor, and immigration, as well as settlement work to uplift poor immigrants and reduce juvenile delinquency. Mother Thing. She became a central leader of the Women's International League for Peace and Freedom (WILPF) based in Switzerland, for which she won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1946. In a letter to the president of Wellesley, she wrote we should follow "the ways of Jesus." Her spiritual thoughts were that American economy was "far from being in harmony with the principles of Jesus which we profess." Wellesley College terminated her contract in 1919.
xxx/ellauri103.html on line 272: But in my events to promote Big Brother, like trying to peddle it to my acquaintances, I started to notice a pattern. Most of the people buying the book in the signing queue were thin. Well the whole queue was pretty thin. Especially in the US, fat is now one of those issues where you either have to be one of us, or you’re the enemy. It's like Christianity: who is not for Jesus is against him. We don't know if he was fat, but most likely he was scrawny, he could not even carry his cross. I verified this when I had a long email correspondence with a “Healthy at Any Size” activist, who was incensed by the novel, which she hadn’t even read. Which she refused to read. No amount of explaining that the novel was on her side, that it was a book that was terribly pained by the way heavy people are treated and how unfairly they are judged, could overcome the scrawny author’s photo on the flap.
xxx/ellauri103.html on line 392: Pian Rowling tuli taas raskaaksi ja työskenteli aikaisempaa enemmän Potter-luonnostensa parissa. Lapsi syntyi 27. heinäkuuta 1993 ja sai nimekseen Jessica. Rowlingin ja Arantesin avioliitto oli kuitenkin varsin huonossa tilassa – riitoja oli paljon. Lopulta marraskuussa tilanne kärjistyi niin pitkälle, että Arantes heitti vaimonsa ulos kadulle. Enpä yhtään ihmettele, oisin mäkin varmaan tehnyt samoin jos oisin uskaltanut. Rowling pääsi vähäksi aikaa ystäviensä luokse, "sai" (jollain brittitykkivenediplomatialla varmaan) tyttärensä Arantesin luota ja palasi Isoon-Britanniaan.
xxx/ellauri103.html on line 529: After seeing the Billy Graham–produced film The Restless Ones at age 12, Gifford became a born-again Christian. She told interviewer Larry King, "I was raised with many Jewish traditions and raised to be very grateful for my Jewish heritage. But even more grateful I am to Billy. Jesus sells so much better here in the U.S. than Moses."
xxx/ellauri103.html on line 628: Yxi Jessen typerimmistä laukaisuista on se lasitaloläppä, siis toi et synnitön heittäköön ekan kiven eli rikka kautta malka silmässä. Se on siis aivan perseestä! two wrongs dont make a right? Totta helvetissä tekee. Silmä silmästä, lammas lampaasta, 2 parhaasta. Tasoihin on päästävä. Poinzina kai oli et onhan meillä tää puolueeton dumari, mutta sellaista ei ole, ei tule eikä tilata. Oikeus on vahvimman oikeutta, sano mitä sanot. Tohon pykälään konnat aina vetoaa osottaen jotain mielestään vielä ilkeämpää lurjusta. Hizi molemmille köniin ansionsa mukaan!
xxx/ellauri104.html on line 510: Timo Airaxisen self help book Hulluuden houkutus osoittaa jo eka luvussa, että tämä Michelin-mies on pahasti luonnevikainen. Se on siis paha ihminen, mikä sopii hyvin siihen että se on keekoillut kaikki nämä vuosikymmenet moraalifilosofian professorina. Se on Jeseninin musta mies vaikka lihavampi.
xxx/ellauri104.html on line 844: Oliko Jessus paha kun se rökitti rahanvaihtajia ja fariseuxia? Kävi tukkaan pahaa-aavistamattomia laillisia yrittäjiä? Oliko Pulkku paha kun se jätti teologian luvut kesken? Vai oliko se vaan hullu? Kirkko poisti kaavasta sanat "synnissä siinnyt". Oliko se paha vaiko hyvä? Tätä pohtii Uuden Suomen plokissa "Jumalaton Sari":
xxx/ellauri113.html on line 542: Minä muutan heidän tietonsa typeryydexi. Pekka Reinikainen seuraa tässä prujauxessa Jehovan esimerkkiä (Jes! 44:25).
xxx/ellauri114.html on line 268: Jeremia ei järin pitänyt elamiiteista. No ei se pitänyt monista muistakaan naapurikansoista. Jeremia (c. 650 – c. 570 BC), "itkeskelevä profeetta", oli heprealaisen raamatun majuriprofeettoja. Juutalaisen perinteen mukaan Jeremia väsäsi Jeremian kirjan, kuningasten kirjan, ja valitusvirret. Assistant editorina oli Baruch ben Neriah, Jeremian kirjuri ja opetuslapsi. Yahwehin, Israelin jumalan monien profetioiden lisäxi kirjassa on meheviä yxityiskohtia profeetan elämästä, sen kokemuxista ja vankilatuomioista. Jeremian kirja on kanoninen, ja Jeremia majuriprofeetoista hopeasijalla (kuka sai kultaa? No Jesaja tietysti, ja Hesekiel tuli pronssille.) Musulmaanitkin siteeraa Jeremiaa. Mulla taitaa olla siltä useitakin sitaatteja, mm. Jeremiadia, Siinä kohtaa sivutaan myös Edomia (alla).
xxx/ellauri114.html on line 357: Combining these prophecies we have the anti-Christ, now indwelt by Satan, determined to rid the world of God’s people once and for all. Heeding the Lord’s 2,000 year old warning, the believing remnant will flee to the mountains of Edom where the city of Petra has been standing empty for centuries, as if in preparation. The phrase “wings of a great eagle” in Rev. 12:14 is reminiscent of Exodus 19:4 where the Lord used the same phrase to describe the way he delivered Israel from the Egyptians. This implies the same kind of supernatural assistance, such as when Satan spews out a river of water to sweep the woman away. But the Lord will open the earth to swallow the river and save the woman. This will enrage Satan, but he will leave the woman and go after other followers of Jesus (Rev. 12:15-17).
xxx/ellauri114.html on line 613: The sparsity of sayings recorded in the biblical accounts suggests that Jesus remained relatively silent for the hours he hung there. Eli Eli Lama Sabachthani? may refer to:
xxx/ellauri114.html on line 617: one of the Sayings of Jesus on the cross, quoting Psalm 22
xxx/ellauri114.html on line 628: This phrase, among the Sayings of Jesus on the cross, is given in these two versions. The Matthean version of the phrase is transliterated in Greek as Ἠλί, Ἠλί, λεμὰ σαβαχθανί. The Markan version is Ἐλωΐ, Ἐλωΐ, λαμὰ σαβαχθανί (elōi rather than ēli and lama rather than lema).
xxx/ellauri114.html on line 630: Overall, both versions appear to be Aramaic rather than Hebrew because of the verb שבק (šbq) "abandon", which is originally Aramaic. The "pure" Biblical Hebrew counterpart to this word, עזב (‘zb) is seen in the second line of Psalm 22, which the saying appears to quote. Thus, Jesus is not quoting the canonical Hebrew version (ēlī ēlī lāmā ‘azabtānī) attributed in some Jewish interpretations to King David cited as Jesus' ancestor in Matthew's Genealogy of Jesus if the Eli, Eli version of Jesus' outcry is taken; he may be quoting the version given in an Aramaic Targum (surviving Aramaic Targums do use šbq in their translations of the Psalm).
xxx/ellauri114.html on line 634: In the next verse, in both accounts, some who hear Jesus' cry imagine that he is calling for help from Elijah (Ēlīyā in Aramaic).
xxx/ellauri114.html on line 654: Ne uskoivat että Jeesus oli pyhän Joosefin ja Marian biologinen poika. Kun Johannes Kastaja oli kastanut sen, jumala adoptoi sen pojaxeen ja antoi nimen Messias (eli Kristus siis). Koskemattomat uskoi myös että Jeesus nai Maria Magdalenan, ja niiden poika oli se Elymas Bar Jesus jonka Pauli sokaisi. Ne uskoivat edelleen että Jeesus eli elämäänsä edelleen kuolleista noustuaan.
xxx/ellauri114.html on line 688: he Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints teaches that a significant portion of its members are descended from or adopted into the tribe of Ephraim, believing that they are charged with restoring the lost tribes in the latter days, as prophesied by Isaiah. Along with members of the tribe of Judah, members of the tribe of Ephraim are believed to be playing an important leadership roles for covenant Israel in the last days. Members' lineage is declared through patriarchal blessings.
xxx/ellauri121.html on line 278: Atwood married Jim Polk, an American writer, in 1968, but later divorced in 1973. She formed a relationship with fellow novelist Graeme Gibson soon afterward and moved to a farm near Alliston, Ontario, where their daughter, Eleanor Jess Atwood Gibson, was born in 1976. Graeme kuoli dementtinä 2019.
xxx/ellauri121.html on line 311: Graeme Gibson, long-time partner to author Margaret Atwood and father of their only child, Jess, died in London, England earlier this week while he was accompanying Ms Atwood on an extensive book tour to promote her latest novel, The Testaments, a sequel to the massively successful The Handmaid’s Tail. He was 84 and his death was both expected and sudden.
xxx/ellauri121.html on line 363: Tytär Jess Gibson syntyi 1976. 1985 se oli 9-vuotias. Sen rukouxet oli huonoja.
xxx/ellauri121.html on line 418: Nyt ymmärrän: kaikki onkin Peggyn katkeruutta siitä että se ei saanut Radcliffen PhDtä valmiiksi! 6 vuotta nykräsi eikä tullut lasta eikä paskaakaan. Taino, lapsi tuli, jälkeenpäin: Mikko Alapuron ikäinen Jess tyttönen joka nyt on 46. Pushing fifty. Tulossa miehen ikään.
xxx/ellauri124.html on line 317: Även om jag är hängiven New Age förstår jag att det inte passar för alla. Jag känner en kille som sökte efter ljuset i sitt liv och trodde det fanns inom New Age. Tyvärr kände han att han istället drogs in i ett mörker och friden inom sig kände han först när han fann Jesus. New age är för sociala individualister, monoteism är för hierarkiska fundamentalister.
xxx/ellauri124.html on line 519: celebrate Jehovah and Jesus the savior. Your friends finally come up with a plan for the
xxx/ellauri124.html on line 1045: Miesystävä Julio Jesus tappoi Espiritu Santon vauva sylissä. Jesus oli luvannut poliisille ettei tappaisi lapsen äitiä, mutta tuli vapauduttuaan toisiin aatoxiin. Kohta hätäpuhelimesta kuului enää vauvan itkua. Ei aihetta toimenpiteisiin. Jeesus laskettiin varovasti ristiltä.
xxx/ellauri124.html on line 1056: Chat GPT:n taustalta löytyy organisaatio, joka on erikoinen viritelmä. Sen tavoitteena on koko talousjärjestelmän mullistaminen yleisellä tekoälyllä. Unelmatiimi oli kasassa, Piilaakson nimekkäimpiä yrittäjiä ja sijoittajia. Elon Musk, Greg Brockman, Reid Hoffman, Jessica Livingston, Peter Thiel ja Sam Altman perustivat voittoa tavoittelemattoman Open AI -tutkimussäätiön tekoälyn kehitykseen vuonna 2015.
xxx/ellauri125.html on line 287: The Realest Rap Lyrics About Fatherhood? All The Changes To Kanye’s ‘The Life Of Pablo’. For The Record: Is Kanye West’s ‘Jesus Is King’ Good Or Bad? Paul McCartney Didn’t Realize He Was Creating Songs When He Recorded With Kanye West!
xxx/ellauri127.html on line 517: He helps Lorenzo abduct Jessica, which almost makes him late for the departure to Belmont. He falls in love with Nerissa, Portia’s lady-in-waiting, who agrees to marry him on condition that Bassanio succeeds in the task of the caskets. He has no compunction about admitting to the mercenary nature of Bassanio’s choice of bride.
xxx/ellauri128.html on line 519: He earned his living from writing, particularly popular historical novels such as I, Claudius; King Jesus; The Golden Fleece; and Count Belisarius. He also was a prominent translator of Classical Latin and Ancient Greek texts; his versions of The Twelve Caesars and The Golden Ass remain popular for their clarity and entertaining style. Graves was awarded the 1934 James Tait Black Memorial Prize for both I, Claudius and Claudius the God.
xxx/ellauri130.html on line 149: Puolesta: Kaipa se kirkolliskokousten viimeinen sana edelleen on, että leipä ja viini ehtoollisella ihan oikeasti muuttuvat ihmisen lihaksi ja vereksi. Syömään! huutaa Jesse keittiöstä. Kiitos herra ruuasta! Kiva kuin maistui, sanoo kokki tiskin äärestä.
xxx/ellauri130.html on line 174: Marcion of Sinope (/ˈmɑːrʃən, -ʃiən, -siən/; Greek: Μαρκίων [note 1] Σινώπης; c. 85 – c. 160) was an early Christian theologian, an evangelist, and an important figure in early Christianity.Marcion preached that the benevolent God of the Gospel who sent Jesus Christ into the world as the savior was the true Supreme Being, different from and opposed to the malevolent demiurge or creator god, identified with the Hebrew God of the Old Testament. He considered himself a follower of Paul the Apostle, whom he believed to have been the only true apostle of Jesus Christ, a doctrine called Marcionism. Marcion published the earliest extant fixed collection of New Testament books, making him a vital figure in the development of Christian history.[citation needed] Early Church Fathers such as Justin Martyr, Irenaeus, and Tertullian denounced Marcion as a heretic, and he was excommunicated by the church of Rome around 144. He published the first known canon of Christian sacred scriptures, which contained ten Pauline epistles (the Pastoral epistles weren't included) and a shorter version of the Gospel of Luke (the Gospel of Marcion). This made him a catalyst in the process of the development of the New Testament canon by forcing the proto-orthodox Church to respond to his canon. Varmaan Marcion oli sitten yhtä persepää kuin Puovoli.
xxx/ellauri130.html on line 345: Kokoavasti voi sanoa Sosulin eli Tarmon rojupurkista, että Tarmolla on Vaakkuakin paljon enemmän ateistisia ja muita epäkunnioittavia kannanottoja. Sitä se hyvinvointi, tasapäistyminen ja maallistuminen on teettänyt. Ainoa uskontoa peukuttava naaras noin 4:stä oli Äiti Teresa, jonka J. oli kuzunut uskollisuuteen, kuuluisuus tuli windfallina. Kuin myös Jesselle.
xxx/ellauri130.html on line 587: But recently that position has shifted a little. Last year he published A Comedian’s Prayer Book, which features him talking to the supreme being in his typically down-to-earth way (“I always liked thinking Jesus' knob hung out from women's clothes with sinners. It made me feel potentially understood”). “One of the things religion has suffered from is being spoken of in grave terms constantly. I seriously think it is a joke." Another boring thing about Skinner: he’s been a teetotaller since he reached his 60s. He got a kid at 55, who must now be, wait, 35? No, Buzz is just 10. I have only recently realized I'm not the main character here, but just an extra in a bigger scene. “Hitting kids … that’s another of those things that have stopped,” Evolution is what Skinner is all about – animals can change and they can grow, it just takes millions of years. When he made his jokes about racism and homophobia, he says, there was a slight backlash from the left. They hadn't stopped hitting lads, the sods. Frank Skinner’s 30 Years of Dirt is at the Assembly Roxy, Edinburgh, from 4 to 28 August. For more information and tickets go to frankskinnerlive.com.
xxx/ellauri134.html on line 111: Jester, Jungian Archetypes, Leo, Lover, persona, Pisces, Rebel, Ruler, Sage, Sagittarius,
xxx/ellauri134.html on line 154: Jester
xxx/ellauri136.html on line 139: The Bible by Jesus
xxx/ellauri136.html on line 168: If you like to read the Bible, may I suggest you to read our book Quran? PBUHH! It comes from where the original Bible (by the way the word "bible" comes from bibliotekhe, original name is Incil [From Ottoman Turkish انجیل (incil), from Arabic إِنْجِيل (ʾinjīl), from Ancient Greek εὐαγγέλιον (euangélion, “good news”)]) comes and acknowleges what Jesus brought and his miracles. You can find the story of Mariam, Zekeriyya and Jesus in Quran. PBUHH!.
xxx/ellauri148.html on line 153: Who is the Messiah the Jews are expecting to come? Why did the Jews reject Yeshua (Jesus) as their Messiah? These two questions often seem a mystery to many Christians as they read the Bible and study the prophets. Before Yeshua, the Jews were waiting for the Messiah, but when Yeshua came and died without more ado, he did not fulfill this expectation.
xxx/ellauri148.html on line 294: Danielin aikoina oli siis jo kexitty useimmat Jeshuan Messias-idixistä, niinkö kärsimys, kuolleista herääminen ja ikuinen elämä. Jeesus vaan kierrätti vanhoja meemejä. Se missä se meni pöpelikköön juutalaisten mielestä oli et "minun valtakuntani ei ole tästä maailmasta" (Joh. 18:36). Pidä pumppusi siinä tapauxessa, sanoivat heimoveljet. Vaikka vähän samantapaisia varauxia näyttää Maimonidexelläkin olevan tossa ennusteiden loppupuolella.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 352: Jesus Christ Superstar (film)
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 354: Kun Pezkun lankeemus tuli ilmi, Kirsi rankaisi siitä pakottamalla Pezkun kazomaan filmiä Jesus Christ Superstar joka ilta uudestaan, roiskimalla itkien. Mekin saatiin olla kerran mukana. Mikäs olikaan tän filmin spoileri? Ai se oli tää:
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 358: Jesus Christ Superstar on Norman Jewisonin ohjaama elokuva vuodelta 1973. Se perustuu Tim Ricen ja Andrew Lloyd Webberin samannimiseen musikaaliin, ja sen pääosissa ovat Ted Neeley, Carl Anderson, Yvonne Elliman ja Barry Dennen. Elokuva sai Oscar-ehdokkuuden parhaasta musiikista. Video-oppaassa vuodelta 1994 Asko Alanen piti elokuvaa yritteliäänä mutta vanhentuneena ja antoi sille kaksi tähteä viidestä, mikä vastaa sanallista arviota ”keskinkertainen”.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 360: According to the Anglo-Saxons, the film centers on the conflict between Judas and Jesus during the week of the crucifixion of Jesus. Needless to say, Neeley, Anderson, and Elliman were nominated for Golden Globe Awards in 1974 for their portrayals of Jesus, Judas, and Mary Magdalene, respectively. It attracted criticism from a few religious groups and received mixed reviews from critics.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 362: On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 25 reviews, with an average rating of 5.93/10. The website's critics consensus reads: "Jesus Christ Superstar has too much spunk to fall into sacrilege, but miscasting and tonal monotony halts this musical's groove." On Metacritic, the film has a weighted average score of 64 out of 100 based on 7 critics, indicating "generally favorable reviews".
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 366: Conversely, Howard Thompson of The New York Times wrote, "Broadway and Israel meet head on and disastrously in the movie version of the rock opera 'Jesus Christ Superstar,' produced in the Biblical locale. The mod-pop glitter, the musical frenzy and the neon tubing of this super-hot stage bonanza encasing the Greatest Story are now painfully magnified, laid bare and ultimately patched beneath the blue, majestic Israeli sky, as if by a natural judgment." Arthur D. Murphy of Variety wrote that the film "in a paradoxical way is both very good and very disappointing at the same time. The abstract film concept ... veers from elegantly simple through forced metaphor to outright synthetic in dramatic impact."
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 368: Gene Siskel of the Chicago Tribune gave the film two-and-a-half stars out of four and called the music "more than fine," but found the character of Jesus "so confused, so shapeless, the film cannot succeed in any meaningful way." Siskel also agreed with the accusations of the film being anti-Semitic. Charles Champlin of the Los Angeles Times wrote, "The faults are relative, the costs of an admirable seeking after excellence, and the many strong scenes, visually and dramatically, in 'Superstar' have remarkable impact: the chaos of the temple, the clawing lepers, the rubrics of the crucifixion itself." Gary Arnold of The Washington Post panned the film as "a work of kitsch" that "does nothing for Christianity except to commercialize it.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 370: Jesus was able to show the film to Pope Paul VI. Ted Neeley later remembered that the pope "openly loved what he saw. He said, 'Mr. Jesus, not only do I appreciate your beautiful rock opera film, I believe it will bring more people around the world to Christianity, than anything ever has before.'"For the Pope, Mary Magdalene's song "I Don't Know How to Love Him" "had an inspired beauty".
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 372: Nevertheless, the film as well as the musical were criticized by some religious groups. As a New York Times article reported, "When the stage production opened in October 1971, it was criticized not only by some Jews as anti-Semitic, but also by some Catholics and Protestants as blasphemous in its portrayal of Jesus as a young man who might even be interested in sex." A few days before the film version's release, the National Jewish Community Relations Advisory Council described it as an "insidious work" that was "worse than the stage play" in dramatizing "the old falsehood of the Jews' collective responsibility for the death of Jesus," and said it would revive "religious sources of anti-Semitism." Jesus argued in response that the film "never was meant to be, or claimed to be an authentic or deep theological work. Just humdrum everyday anti-semitism."
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 374: Tim Rice said Jesus was seen through Judas' eyes as a mere human being. Some Christians found this remark, as well as the fact that the musical did not show the resurrection, to be blasphemous. Jesus var ingen Spartakus, för helvete. While the actual resurrection was not shown, the closing scene of the movie subtly alludes to the resurrection (though, according to Jewison's commentary on the DVD release, the scene was not planned this way). Some found Judas too sympathetic; in the film, it states that he wants to give the thirty pieces of silver to the poor, which, although Biblical, leaves out his ulterior motives. According to the black policeman in Whitstaple Pearl, ulterior motives usually means sex. The policeman is as talkative as John, and the detective cook lady looks a lot like Kirsi Riski. Not a comfortable thought.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 376: Biblical purists pointed out a small number of deviations from biblical text as additional concerns; for example, Pilate himself having the dream instead of his wife, and Catholics argue the line "for all you care, this bread could be my body" is too Protestant in theology, although Jesus does say in the next lines, "This is my blood you drink. This is my body you eat. Fresh cut from my butt."
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 379: Jesus Christ Superhero Tropes
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 381: Jesus Christ Superstar is a Rock Opera and (subverted?) Passion Play by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice. Originally released as a Concept Album in 1970 (when Lloyd Webber and Rice were still in their very early twenties, no less!), it made its way to the Broadway and London stage in 1971, and was adapted into a film directed by Norman Jewison in 1973. An updated version was recorded sometime around 2000 by Webber's Really Useful Group for PBS. A filmed version of the UK arena tour starring Tom Munchin as Judas was released on DVD and digital in 2012, and a live adaptation starring John Lennon as Jesus, Sara Bareilles as Mary Magdalene and Alice Cooper as Herod that aired on NBC in 2018. The show lives on in stage productions and tours (and even non-theatrical tribute albums from fans who were more attracted to it as an album than a show) to this day. Inspired by… The Four Gospels of The Bible (specifically the arrival in Jerusalem and subsequent crucifixion of Jesus), it chronicles the last seven days of Jesus' life, focusing mainly on the characters of Jesus, Judas and Mary Magdalene. It's regarded among Andrew Lloyd Webber's best works, which is not saying much. It's a pseudo-sequel to Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, though this took a bit more liberty with the source material and is considerably less playful.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 384: How much you end up sympathising with him is, of course, up to the interpretation of the audience. Either he was a pawn in God's/Jesus' plan, a pawn in the Pharisees' plans, a disgruntled terrorist, or a misguided ho-jay who ultimately chose his fate. (Or a mix).
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 386: If he's willingly betraying Jesus, or God is manipulating him, perhaps doing More Than Mind Control. After all, during "Damned For All Time," Judas keeps singing, "I really didn't come here of my own accord." Maybe it's that God had to offer a little bit of persuasion to have his death.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 388: Pontius Pilate was also given some different perspectives. In the musical he does not want to execute Jesus, thinking he is just another nut case who doesn't deserve death and is utterly baffled why the mob wants him killed. He only goes through with the execution because he was given no other choice.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 391: In the 2000 film, Jesus comes off more than a little selfish in response to Judas in his early scenes, when Judas is protesting Mary's spending money on expensive foot ointments instead of the poor:
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 392: Jesus: There will be poor always, pathetically struggling; look at the good things you've got! ...You'll be lost, and you'll be so sorry, when I'm gone!
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 394: Mary Magdalene (whose characterization as a former prostitute is Alternative Character Interpretation all by itself) gets scenes that show her to be spiritual and in tune with Jesus' message. However, seen through Judas' eyes, she comes off as a Yes-Woman constantly telling Jesus that "everything's alright" rather than confronting him about the building problems, as Judas tries to do.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 396: On a different note, whether or not Christ is actually divine is ambiguous. There is evidence both for (his prophecy to Peter and Judas) and against (Jesus running from the lepers instead of healing them, and his prayers in Gethsemane) in the music, and it is typically left to the individual production to sort it out, usually in Judas' "Jesus Christ Superstar" number and after Jesus' death, where some productions will throw in a hint that he was resurrected later.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 407: King Herod is a genocidal king, one who ordered the mass-slaughter of Jewish babies, which is why Jesus was born in stable to refugee parents. He also is the one who determines Jesus is a fraud and sends him back to Pilate. Yet his song number is a bouncy plea for Jesus to perform miracles while bopping around. The 2012 version turns him into a talk show host, where he asks the viewers to vote if Jesus is a miracle worker or a fraud. He gets a round of applause after his song, despite the audience knowing that he sealed Jesus's fate and that he's set the ball rolling for the climactic crucifixion.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 423: In the 2018 live production, John Legend as Jesus is a Cuddle Bug, hugging his various followers and shaking the audience's hands when they reach out.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 425: Since the focal point of the play is the relationship between Jesus and Judas, some degree of Ho Yay was inevitable. But this degree? ...
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 429: Judas is extremely bothered by Jesus's tolerance for letting Mary Magdalene "kiss you and stroke your hair" and consistently picks fights with her when they're both onstage. Thematically, his problem with Mary is that she represents the degradation he perceives Christ as having fallen into, but it's easy to read jealousy into the dynamic.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 431: In most productions, Judas's ultimate decision to betray Jesus is immediately preceded by him seeing Jesus and Mary go off together.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 436: The 1973 film has an emotionally charged moment during Everything's Alright, with Jesus gently lifting Judas' chin, the two gripping each other's shoulders, and their arms slowly slipping away from each other, until they clasp hands and have several seconds of intense eye contact.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 442: To compare: in the 1973 version Judas's kiss of betrayal is Judas sneaking up from behind, giving Jesus a very quick light peck on the cheek. In the 2000 version, the two are looking each other directly in the eyes while crying. Then Judas gives him a deep, long, smooch and Jesus responds by briefly wrapping his arms around him before Judas pushes him off.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 444: In the 2000 version of "Heaven on Their Minds", Judas pleads to Jesus while they are alone together, with lots of Judas getting into Jesus's personal space, and hesitant, delicate touches to Jesus's bare skin. Compare the 1973 version of "Heaven on Their Minds" which has Judas overlooking the group from a distance and talking to himself.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 450: Some of the looks exchanged between Munchin's Judas and Ben Forster's Jesus (or even just glances in the general direction of the other character) could easily be classed as 'longing'.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 451: During "The Last Supper," where Jesus and Judas get up in each other's faces and slap each other around, some of the apostles genuinely look as though they're watching a couple have a screaming row.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 454: It starts with Judas singing "Heaven on their Minds" to a sleeping Jesus with lots of longing looks and lingering touches.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 455: The kiss with which Judas betrays Jesus is a full-on The Big Damn Kiss: no cheek or forehead kissing here! (The kiss is immediately followed by a hug with the two of them clinging to each other, and Judas looks absolutely devestated to be doing what he's doing as he holds Jesus.)
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 457: Judas walks in on Jesus and Mary holding each other right after "I Don't Know How to Love Him", and, angered by it, flings them from the swing they're sitting on, helps Jesus up, and grabs his face as if he's trying to pull him in for a kiss. Jesus throws him off and a crushed Judas runs offstage leading into "Damned For All Time", leaving one with the implication that Jesus's rejection is a key factor in Judas's decision to betray him.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 477: Caiaphas and the other priests worry that if Jesus' followers launch a rebellion, Rome will retaliate by crushing Judea. Later, we see a mob of Judeans intimidating and manipulating Pontius Pilate, a Roman official. So, which is it? Are the Romans a ruthless occupying force that will smash Judea for any insubordination, or weak leaders seeking to pacify their subjects out of fear?
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 479: Both. The Romans are a government, and governments have to walk a fine line when it comes to dissent, because the people outnumber law enforcement, and killing or imprisoning lots of dissenters, while effective in the short term, means you have fewer subjects. Pilate could put down the mob with violence, but why would he do all that over one guy who, frankly, is kind of a problem for Rome, anyway? It doesn't help that Jesus does nothing to speak in his own defense: Pilate gets frustrated with Jesus' answers and eventually says good riddance to Jesus and his obvious death wish.
xxx/ellauri149.html on line 483: The Roman Empire has enough troops to brutally crush any Judean uprising (and indeed did so during the Jewish–Roman Wars that started only a few decades after Jesus's death). Pontius Pilate, the prefect of Judea, doesn't. If Judea rebels, there is a pretty good chance that Pilate will be killed by the mob, and even if he escapes he will be disgraced and his political career will come to an end. The fact that afterwards the Roman emperor will send in his legions to deal with Judea is cold comfort.
xxx/ellauri157.html on line 495: Das eigentliche Verständnis von Agape beruht daher auf dem neutestamentlichen Verständnis von Liebe durch die Erlösung der Sünden der Menschheit durch den Tod Jesu. Nu das war wirklich total unmotiviert!
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 48: Papen travelled with with Australian photographer Jesse Walker to the isolated Omo Valley in south-western Ethiopia, where she lived for a whole week with the Surma tribe. Papen said: 'What we claim to call beautiful in our Western world isn´t quite the same how the Surma tribe pursues beauty. Both Surma men and woman pierce their ears, some woman stretch their lower lip with a plate.
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 139: Within early Christian doctrine, Mary remained a virgin during and after the birth of Jesus. This was perhaps only fitting for someone deemed “the mother of God” or “God-bearer”.
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 144: The Lateran Council of 649 CE, a council held in Rome by the Western Church, later declared it an article of faith that Jesus was conceived “without seed” and that Mary “incorruptibly bore [him], her virginity remaining indestructible even after his birth” . All this in spite of the Gospels’ declaration that Jesus had brothers and sisters (Mark 3.32, Matthew 12.46, Luke 8.19).
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 152: But then, if Mary had been conceived without sin, she had already been redeemed before the redemption brought about by the death and resurrection of Jesus her son. The Catholic Church only resolved the issue in 1854. Pope Pius IX declared
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 208: Tokko kukaan sanoi Jeshuaa koulussa Immanuelixi. Turpiin olis tullut. Tove Jansson piirsi Immanuel Kantista muumipeikon näköisen, tai kääntäen.
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 582: When I was much younger I knew a family at Lake Macquarie who were very devout Catholics. Their eldest daughter while still at school in Year 12 became pregnant. She was an atheist and had already rejected Catholicism to the great distress of her parents. She insisted that she had never had sex (haha) and had no idea how it happened. She suggested maybe God had impregnated her. Strangely enough, no one believed her. Even those of strong faith thought she was a liar. Maybe that was the second coming of Jesus and we ignored it. He or she might be living as a 35 year man or woman in Australia today and not a soul knows.
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 598: Here is another example framed by the powerful and disturbing poem What a friend we have in Jesus? by K L Burns from MRRC Silverwater Correctional Centre, quoted on the same website:
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 608: Forced Jesus
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 611: Forced Jesus into my heart
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 613: Forced Jesus into my body
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 615: Forced Jesus into my soul
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 621: Are you black Jesus?
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 626: Now Jesus is my brother
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 636: In the eschatological discourse of Matthew 25:31-46, Jesus says that, when the Son of Man comes in his glory, he will separate people from one another as a shepherd separates sheep from goats, and will consign to everlasting fire those who failed to aid "the least of his brothers". This separation is stark, with no explicit provision made for fine gradations of merit or guilt:
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 654: Protestants are very firm on their rejection of purgatory, which means that their assurance of salvation is mixed up with an unhealthy antinomianism: Protestants are convinced that no matter how much they sin, they have been covered over by Jesus´ blood and therefore they will go straight to heaven when they die. Or to hell, depending on how they timed their repentance.
xxx/ellauri165.html on line 658: "but the wicked, who know not God, and obey not the gospel of Jesus Christ, shall be cast into eternal torments, and punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power." (Chapter XXXIII, Of the Last Judgment)
xxx/ellauri166.html on line 197: ain´ Jesusta!
xxx/ellauri167.html on line 533: acter was the object of Jesus Christ. That his intention was simply to reinstate natural religion, & by diffusing the light of his morality, to teach us to govern ourselves. His precepts are the love of god & love of our neighbor.
xxx/ellauri167.html on line 534: And by teaching innocence of conduct, he expected to place men in their natural state of liberty & equality. He says, no one ever laid a surer foundation for liberty than our grand master, Jesus of Nazareth.
xxx/ellauri168.html on line 332: Karkki syntyi Jessica Wilcoxiksi Atlantic Cityssä, New Jerseyssä, 31. joulukuuta 1925. Hänen äitinsä näyttää olleen sekä puritaaninen että kylmä; ei siis ihme että hänen isänsä jätti heidät hänen ollessaan kolmevuotias, minkä jälkeen Jessica ja hänen äitinsä muuttivat Wilkes-Barreen, Pennsylvaniaan, asumaan isoäitinsä luona. Hän alkoi rakastaa isoäitiään enemmän kuin vanhempiaan, mikä tuskin yllätti, koska hän kerran kuvaili isänsä murskaavan sormiaan muskottipähkinän raastimessa. Nuoren tytön äiti ei koskaan antanut hänen seurustella muiden lasten kanssa, ja hänet suljettiin usein yksin pimeisiin huoneisiin, joissa hän loi vahvat suhteet kuvitteellisiin ystäviin.
xxx/ellauri168.html on line 334: Yksi näistä ystävistä oli nimeltään Arietty, ja vaikka muut hänen lapsuuden kuvitteelliset hahmot unohdettiin pian, Arietty pysyi toisena persoonallisuutena, kasvaessaan Jessican kanssa. Ariettyn hahmo oli melkein päinvastainen kuin hänen omansa, jossa oli jonkin verran hänen äitinsä kovuutta ja julmuutta, sekä sarkastinen että julma hahmo, jolla oli ankara matala ääni, hyvin erilainen kuin Ariettyn, joka oli kiltti ja kimakka. Tämä hänen persoonallisuutensa jakautuminen olisi voinut osaltaan tehdä hänestä helpon hypnoosikohteen myöhemmässä elämässä, mutta ei tehnyt. Katso myös skotlantilaisen kirjailijan R.L. Stevensonin tohtori Jekyllin ja herra Hyden outo tapaus. Hänen Treasure Island -saari on myös jännittävä.
xxx/ellauri169.html on line 201: The church's theology is a syncretistic belief system, including elements of Buddhism, Christianity, esoteric mysticism and alchemy, with a belief in angels and elementals (or spirits of nature). It centers on communications received from Ascended Masters through the Holy Spirit. Many of the Ascended Masters, such as Sanat Kumara, Maitreya, Djwal Khul, El Morya, Kuthumi, Paul the Venetian, Serapis Bey, the Master Hilarion, the Master Jesus and Saint Germain, have their roots in Theosophy and the writings of Madame Blavatsky, C.W. Leadbeater, and Alice A. Bailey. Others, such as Buddha, Confucius, Lanto and Lady Master Nada, were identified as Ascended Masters in the "I AM" Activity or the Bridge to Freedom. Some, such as Lady Master Lotus and Lanello, are Ascended Masters who were first identified as such by Elizabeth Clare Prophet. All in all, she identified more than 200 Ascended Masters that were not identified as Masters of the Ancient Wisdom in the original teachings of Theosophy.
xxx/ellauri174.html on line 57: Nicolas Malebranche Oratory of Jesus (/mælˈbrɒnʃ/ mal-BRONSH, French: [nikɔla malbʁɑ̃ʃ]; 6 August 1638 – 13 October 1715) was a French Oratorian Catholic priest and rationalist philosopher. In his works, he sought to synthesize the thought of St. Augustine and Descartes, in order to demonstrate the active role of God in every aspect of the world. Malebranche is best known for his doctrines of vision in God, occasionalism and ontologism. Because of a malformed spine, Malebranche received his elementary education from a private tutor. Having rejected scholasticism, He eventually left the Sorbonne, and entered the Oratory in 1660. There, he devoted himself to ecclesiastical history, linguistics, the Bible, and the works of Saint Augustine. Malebranche was ordained a priest in 1664.
xxx/ellauri176.html on line 838: He declared that there was no reliable evidence whatsoever that six million Jews had been murdered in the Holocaust. He stated his belief that Jesus was counterfeit and Adolf Hitler was the real messiah and saviour, whose eventual resurrection would make him Jordan the spiritual leader of the future.
xxx/ellauri178.html on line 136: Kakutani reviewed Norman Mailer’s 2006 novel The Gospel According to the Sun, a first-person autobiographical retelling of the Bible from the perspective of Jesus himself. She called it “a silly, self-important and at times inadvertently comical book that reads like a combination of Godspell, Nikos Kazantzakis’ Last Temptation of Christ and one of those new, dumbed-down Bible translations”; Mailer, never one to shy away from a writerly squabble, called Kakutani a “one-woman kamikaze”.
xxx/ellauri178.html on line 138: While she wrote that the 1,096-page epic cemented Foster-Wallace as “one of the big talents of his generation, a writer of virtuosic talents who can seemingly do anything”, she also quoted Henry James in calling Jest a “loose, baggy monster”, adding that it read like a “vast, encyclopedic compendium of whatever seems to have crossed Mr Wallace’s mind”. In his 2012 biography of the late Foster-Wallace, DT Max wrote that the writer “told a friend he hid in his room for two days and cried after reading yet another paragraph of Rei devoted to parallels between his first book and Pynchon’s most popular novel”.
xxx/ellauri179.html on line 225: And although Hemingway never related to the surface aspects of American Catholic life, he wrote at least one work explicitly about Christ, “Today is Friday,” a dialogue between three Roman soldiers present at the crucifixion discussing how well Jesus had died and the grace he showed under pressure.
xxx/ellauri179.html on line 823: Our Lord Jesus Christ does not stand for peace at any price...Every true American would rather see this land face war than see her flag lowered in dishonor...I wish to say that, not only from the standpoint of a citizen, but from the standpoint of a minister of religion...I believe there is nothing that would be of such great practical benefit to us as universal military training for the men of our land.
xxx/ellauri179.html on line 1028: Ya Pepe-Hillo utiliza el nombre de verónica en su Tauromaquia (1796). Los tratadistas atribuyen el origen del nombre a la semejanza entre la forma de presentar el capote y la del lienzo en que Verónica, de acuerdo a los Evangelios, enjugó el rostro de Jesús de Nazaret.
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 244: Some claim that Ruth's distaste for her husband began when he insisted on hanging a picture of his late fiancée, Jessie Guischard, on the wall of their first home and named his boat after her. Guischard, whom Albert described to Ruth as "the finest woman I have ever met", had been dead for 10 years. However, others have noted that Albert Snyder was emotionally and physically abusive, blaming Ruth for the birth of a daughter rather than a son, demanding a perfectly maintained home, and physically assaulting both her and their daughter Lorraine when his demands were not met. "Isi anna heille anteexi he eivät tiedä mitä tekevät", oli Ruthin kuuluisat viimeiset sanat. Jotain tuttua niissä kyllä on... - Ai niin se Finlandia-ehdokas!
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 694: In the seventh century, a brand new monotheistic religion grew out of the flames of rampant, Arabian paganism. A man by the name of Mohammad is said to have begun receiving direct revelations via the angel Gabriel (the same guy who knocked up Anne and Mary!) about the timely reform of the true religion. The religion of Islam was born out of Mohammad’s revelations from Allah. The Quran, the record of those revelations and the holy book of Islam, contains various statements concerning Jesus Christ (known as Isa ibn Maryam or Jesus the son of Mary within the religion). Esa Saarisen äiti on (tai oli?) Iisa, eikä "Esa"-kaan ole siitä kaukana. Mitähän tämä mahtaa merkitä? Onko (tai oliko?) se enne? Eskiltäkin vuosi verta kylkihaavasta.
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 696: Islam teaches that Jesus Christ was a messenger of Allah who was miraculously born of a virgin, performed various symbolic miracles, raised the dead, brought the revealed book of the Gospel (known as the Injeel), and called down as a sign from heaven a table laden with sustenance.
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 698: Islam however diverges from orthodox Christianity and teaches many erroneous things: that the Bible has been corrupted, that Jesus was not crucified, that Jesus was not divine, that God is not triune, and that Jesus was a prophet of Islam. Both religions make assertions as to being the exclusive and correct way to worship and come to God. Islam, which is rapidly growing in adherents worldwide with 1.6 billion followers, presents itself as the final revelation of God and as a formidable competitor of Christianity on the market for Abrahamic religions.
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 700: An aim of Christian apologetics must be to defend and articulate the white supremacy of the Christian religion as compared to Islam. The goal of this paper will be to highlight a historical issue surrounding the Quran’s source material for its account of Jesus Christ and some clay birds. In the best traditions of American free enterprise and Western market economy, I shall do my best to denigrate the musulmans and sell our alternative product in its place.
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 712: Within the Quran, Jesus’ miraculous virgin birth is recounted with Mary having astonishment. How could she become pregnant when no mortal man has touched her? The angel she is having a criminal conversation with discourages her incredulousness with an affirmation of the power and might of Allah’s definitive decree. The virgin birth lacks the majesty of the Christian doctrine because it is not an announcement of God coming into her. Jesus would be like others before him, a prophet who announces God’s truth. The angel goes on to describe just what Jesus would do. Within the description, the author narrates an account of a miracle that Jesus performed as “clear proof” that he was a prophet of Allah. The miracle is repeated later in Surah 5.
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 727: When Allah saith: O Jesus, son of Mary!
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 741: Many of the things Mohammed wrote down are found within the Judeo-Christian canon: Jesus taught the Scriptures, he healed lepers and men who were born blind, and he raised people from the dead. But, the Gospels and nowhere else in Scripture presents Jesus ever molding clay into sparrows (or other birds, passerine or otherwise) and breathing life into them, causing them to fly away. Where is this material found? Discussing the origin of many pseudo-biblical themes, accounts, and motifs within the Quran, Yehuda D. Nevo (admittedly a Jew, but we got a common enemy here) noted that:
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 747: The source material for the account of Jesus creating birds out of clay is likely derived from the Infancy Gospel of Thomas, a late second or third century pseudepigraphal gospel that describes Jesus’ early life before he started his ministry as an adult. The story reads:
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 749: When the boy Jesus was five years old, he was playing at the ford of a rushing stream. And he gathered the disturbed water into pools and made them pure and excellent, commanding them by the character of his word alone and not by means of a deed. Then, taking soft clay from the mud, he formed twelve sparrows. It was the Sabbath when he did these things, and many children were with him. And a certain Jew, seeing the boy Jesus with the other children doing these things, went to his father Joseph and falsely accused the boy Jesus, saying that, on the Sabbath he made clay, which is not lawful, and fashioned twelve sparrows. And Joseph came and rebuked him, saying, “Why are you doing these things on the Sabbath?” But Jesus, clapping his hands, commanded the birds with a shout in front of everyone and said, “Go, take flight, and remember me, living ones.” And the sparrows, taking flight, went away squawking. (Sparrows don't squawk, they tweet. Perhaps they were ducks?) When the Pharisee saw this he was amazed and reported it to all his friends. (Inf: 1:1-5 italics added for emphasis
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 758: Attributed to the apostle Thomas (not likely, him being a stickler for factuality), the story accounts Jesus’ doings from age five to his appearance within the temple (Luke 2:41-49). In his book The Lost Bible: Forgotten Scriptures Revealed, J.R. Porter commented:
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 760: The Infancy Gospel of Thomas portrays the child Jesus as a boy of mysterious and
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 761: dangerous powers, rather like Harry Potter. His words can have harsh consequences when he is angered or insulted, as when he shrivels up one boy for a quite insignificant act and strikes another dead for merely bumping into him. It is hard not to feel distaste at such stories, which seem so far removed from the Jesus of the canonical gospels, and one can even detect a degree of unease on the part of the author as he narrates them: while attempting to absolve Jesus from the blame, he more than once records the great offense which Jesus’ behavior caused, as well as the efforts of his parents to restrain him, as when Joseph asks Jesus: “Why do you do such things that these people must suffer and hate us and persecute us?” On another occasion Joseph tells Mary: “Do not let him go outside the door, for all those who provoke him die."
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 770: The infancy stories do not bear resemblance to the Jesus of the gospels and were never thought to even be remotely historical. Rather, they existed much like Christian fiction does today, to create enjoyment in speculative discourse that is full of biblical metaphor, idioms, and themes.
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 772: The Quran’s use of the infancy story or legends built upon that story pose a special problem for Muslims apologists: the Quran is a divinely-dictated book that contains accounts of Jesus Christ found in unreliable literature some 100 to 200 years after the last book of the New
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xxx/ellauri186.html on line 793: “The importance of the Qur’an for Muslims and Islam is tantamount to the importance of the person of Jesus Christ for Christians and Christianity. It has been rightly observed that the Christian concept of incarnation corresponds to what one might call “illibration” in Islam. In Christianity the divine logos becomes man. In Islam, God’s word becomes text, a text to be recited in Arabic and to be read as an Arabic book.”
xxx/ellauri186.html on line 806: c) Lastly, the psychopathology of the Infancy Gospel of Thomas is loftier and more theologically expansive than the psychopathology of the NT documents! If Muslim apologists choose to argue that the book contains correct theology and history concerning the nature and work Jesus Christ, they will have to deal with the ramifications of a book that teaches Jesus was a nasty boy in more ways than the NT documents otherwise elucidate. Thus, the book would then contradict the teachings of the Quran itself!
xxx/ellauri187.html on line 253: Jose Saramagon evankeliumissa ristiinnaulitaan epähuomiossa noin v. 10 sotarikollisena 39 syyllisemmän joukossa Joosef niminen pölkkypäinen kirvesmies jolla on 13-vuotias Jeshua niminen äpäräpoika. Tosin päiväyxet eivät ihan nazaa, Varuxen demilitarisaatio-operaation (jos sitä edes oli) piti olla päättynyt noin v. 3.
xxx/ellauri187.html on line 288: In the 13th century, the Dominican Doctor of the Church Thomas Aquinas discussed the necessity of the presence of Joseph in the plan of the Incarnation for if Mary had not been married, her fellow Jews would have stoned her to death and that a young Jesus needed the care and protection of a human father figure. The Josephology of Aquinas often proceeded with the juxtaposition of Joseph and Mary.
xxx/ellauri187.html on line 379: Groddeck believed that all feelings are ambivalent, affection is always mixed with animosity. Groddeck was deeply interested in Christian mysticism. He regarded psychoanalysis as identical with Jesus' teachings. Groddeck analyzed Christian symbols with psychoanalytic methods. If you came for massage, he gave you therapy. If you came for therapy, he gave you massage.
xxx/ellauri193.html on line 139: Eiku ongelma olikin että Duncanin ja Nadinen (sori Natalien tai Natasyan) yhteinen homokaveri tanskalais-norjalainen Carl Jespersen nussi Nadinea (sori Natalieta) niiden sohvassa, teki sen kohdalla niinkö poikkeuxen. Duncan näki tän ja sai ketjureaktion. Mixhän toi bail on anglosaxeille niin tärkeä? Vittumaista lunastusta, jeesusmaista kaupantekoa.
xxx/ellauri193.html on line 563: Curiouser and curiouser. Dunkinin donizi onkin se sen nirhaama Carl Jespersen. Se onkin 2 aukon miehiä! Claudia ja Haraldia takuulla yököttää. Mä en kyllä yhtään ihmettele että Dunkinista tuli sellainen, Claudialla on selvästi perheessä housut jalassa (paizi tietysti 19-vuotiaana Haraldin siittäessä Dunkinin).
xxx/ellauri199.html on line 236: Christ-followers’ ultimate goals are to spread the Gospel and show others the path to eternal life, to live righteously, and overall treat people the way Jesus would treat them by loving them and being patient, kind, compassionate, pure, and wise. With that being said, Christians are supposed to do this all the time, no matter the place. This includes high school.
xxx/ellauri199.html on line 242: In a devotional study book called “Devotions for a Revolutionary Year” by Lynn Cowell, she states, “If you have good friends who are Christians and friends who aren’t, you’ll see a problem eventually. No matter how good people are, if they don’t have Jesus as Lord of their lives, you won’t be able to get past a certain point in your relationship. There will be a spot where a wall comes up. Like that one when a spotted angry dick comes up. Willy nilly, light is light, and dark is dark. When the two mix, all you get is gray.”
xxx/ellauri199.html on line 255: Republican Jesus
xxx/ellauri199.html on line 257: Republican Jesus is commonly used as a way for Democrats (or any non-Republicans) to legitimize their own political beliefs by satirizing Jesus’s teachings. Through this joke they not only attempt to legitimize their own beliefs by asserting that they are more in line with the teachings of Jesus, but they also attempt to overturn the religious legitimations of Republicans. They try to disprove the claim that the GOP is the “Christian party” by insinuating that Jesus would not agree with the Republican party’s emphasis on extreme individualism and the bootstrap ideology.
xxx/ellauri199.html on line 491: Valikoitu Jeesus päästi sut valjaista, The blessed Jesus set thee free,
xxx/ellauri199.html on line 502: Peukutettu Jeppe, joka mätkähti alas, The blessed Jesus, who came down,
xxx/ellauri199.html on line 519: Kiitelty Jesse kulta nyt rajoita, Dear blessed Jesus now constrain,
xxx/ellauri199.html on line 551: Sä kiiteltyä Jepua yhä jumaloi, The blessed Jesus still adore,
xxx/ellauri199.html on line 602: J. Krister on sun helpotus, Jesus Christ is thy relief,
xxx/ellauri199.html on line 980: Great to use on its own or as a companion book, Devotions for a Revolutionary Year expands on the themes of Lynn Cowell’s first book, His Revolutionary Love. In short, easy-to-read daily devotions, Lynn chats to girls about the challenges of growing up as a girl: identity and acceptance, breasts and pubic hair, rejection and rebellion, pads and tampons, and self-control and surrender. Through Scripture and stories any girl can relate to, Lynn Cowell encourages girls to remember that Jesus loves them and is harassing pursuing them every day—and that knowing his love day by day can make for one revolutionary year.
xxx/ellauri199.html on line 992: Lynn Cowell is an author and speaker with Proverbs 31 Ministries, whose passion is helping moms become wise women who raise wiser daughters. For the past 10 years, Lynn has taught women and teens to discover the radical love of Jesus and build an inner confidence that leads to smart choices. Her ministry and His Revolutionary Love book have helped hundreds of teen girls and their moms discover that only Jesus has big enough a spotted dick to fill the love gap in their "hearts". Read less.
xxx/ellauri200.html on line 655: Yes! 'wish-fulfilment dreams' we spin to cheat Jes! Me kexitään toiveunisatuja tälläsiä
xxx/ellauri202.html on line 419: In 1933, the London Daily Mirror published a picture of a gravestone in a Jewish cemetery in Bucharest inscribed with some Hebrew characters and the name Adolf Hitler, but this Bucharest Hitler could not have been the Nazi leader’s grandfather. At the time, though, this picture sufficiently worried Hitler that he had the Nazi law defining Jewishness written to exclude Jesus Christ and himself.
xxx/ellauri208.html on line 164: 1512–1516 showing Jesus'
xxx/ellauri208.html on line 586: "Beautiful Isle of Somewhere" is a song with words by Jessie Brown Pounds and music by John Sylvester Fearis, written in 1897. The song gained huge popularity when it was used in William McKinley's funeral. It was subsequently a staple at funerals for decades, and there are dozens of recorded versions.
xxx/ellauri212.html on line 127: Guanyin, Guan Yin or Kuan Yin (/ˌɡwɑːnˈjɪn/) (traditional Chinese: 觀音; simplified Chinese: 观音; pinyin: Guānyīn) is the Buddhist bodhisattva associated with compassion. She is the East Asian equivalent of Avalokiteśvara (Sanskrit: अवलोकितेश्वर), and has been adopted by other Eastern religions including Chinese folk religion.She was first given the appellation of "goddess of mercy" or the "mercy goddess" by Jesuit missionaries in China. The Chinese name Guanyin is short for Guanshiyin, which means "Perceives the Sounds of the World."
xxx/ellauri218.html on line 472: Jesse Epps, a veteran labor organizer involved in the Memphis strike, commented on the Memphis-New York connection. Epps, who was with Dr. King when he was killed on April 4, spoke to a 2008 New York City sanitation workers’ meeting. The workers were celebrating being the only NYC uniformed workers’ union to negotiate and win a Martin Luther King birthday holiday in their contract.
xxx/ellauri224.html on line 627: Vielä viimeiseksi me pyydämme Sinulta, oi Pyhä pihavalvoja, että Jack Welch joutuisi uimaan saastuttamassaan Hudsonjoessa, että Hollywoodin tuottajat joutuisivat katsomaan omia elokuviaan yhä uudestaan ja uudestaan ja uudestaan, että Jesse Helmsiä suutelisi suulle hänen oman sukupuolensa edustaja, että Chris Matthews menettäisi puhekykynsä, että Bill O'Reillysta päästettäisiin ilmat - mahd. nopeasti - pihalle ja että kaikki tupakkaa polttavat muuttuisivat itsekin tuhkaksi. Ai niin, ja lähetä parvi vihaisia heinäsirkkoja Mississipin suuresta osavaltiosta kotoisin olevan senaatin vähemmistön johtajan hiuslisäkkeeseen.
xxx/ellauri228.html on line 474: Jesus tells the boys about his time as a cosmic restaurant critic.
xxx/ellauri228.html on line 491: When the mother made a honeyed sign of the cross on the foreheads of her marriageable daughters, she expressed her playful wish: “May Jesus grant that the young men will go after you like the flies go after honey!”
xxx/ellauri228.html on line 497: After Holy Supper, the cattle also received a whacking, thus symbolizing the fact that at His birth, Jesus got a whacking along with the cattle.
xxx/ellauri228.html on line 502: The traditional Holy Supper consists of twelve dishes in honor of the size of Jesus´ sandals. This is a day of fast food, so all dishes should be selected and prepared with a lot of meat, cheese and dairy products. In addition, huge portions should be served in keeping with the character of feasting, this is not a fucking East European breakfast!
xxx/ellauri229.html on line 45: Bošković syntyi Ragusassa Dalmatiassa 18. toukokuuta 1711. 15-vuotiaana, suoritettuaan tavanomaiset perus- ja aineopinnot, hän liittyi Jesuiittoihin. Kun hän oli suorittanut syventävät opinnot, jotka hän teki Itä-Saxan lukiossa, hän opiskeli Collegium Romanumissa laajennettua matematiikkaa ja fysiikkaa. Boškovićin edistyminen näissä tieteissä oli niin loistavaa, että hänet nimitettiin vuonna 1740 yliopiston matematiikan professoriksi. Bošković oli yksi varhaisimmista Fig Newtonin panovoimateorian omaksuneista eurooppalaisista tiedemiehistä.
xxx/ellauri229.html on line 86: At the time of the Oates Plot he entered into communication with the Privy Council which greatly scandalized the Catholics. This arose from his opposition to Jesuit influence in the English Catholic Church. He avoided arrest by passing as a physician under the names of Dodd, Holland, and Smith. There is a very original painting of him at Ushaw College, in Durham.
xxx/ellauri230.html on line 721: Mutta ero japanilaisten ja meikäläisten välillä on sentään suuri. Kotiin palattuani istuin kerran ravintolavaunussa paukuilla Turun ja Helsingin välillä ja satuin läheisestä pöydästä kuulemaan seuraavaa: Eihän sitä perkele! Ei saatana vieköön. Ja toisesta pöydästä: Jessussiunakkooon! ja ruozixi kolmannesta: Herregud! Jösses! jne. loppumattomiin. Helsinkiin saavuttuani iskin juhlapäivällisillä sivistyneistöön kuuluneen helsinkiläisen rouvan joka lopuxi huudahti! Mutta herra jumala! Ette kai väitä että japsut ovat sivistyneitä! Hiän ei puhutellut sillä jumalaa vaan minua. Voi vittu, en paremmin sano!
xxx/ellauri233.html on line 105: Haha blev allergisk mot mannen första gången han syntes på tv. Hans Jesus-liknande självgoda leende är bara för mycket. Han är väl en kelgris i akademiska kretsar som alla dunkar ryggen på. Kan tänka mig att han sen inte lever som han lär utan har ett liv som alla andra.
xxx/ellauri233.html on line 142: Du vet, vi har dessa genpoolskvalster runtomkring oss med syftet att införliva en del anomalier, i annat fall skulle allt bli för bra/ likartad tillväxt. Likriktning kan leda till att arten Homo Handelsis äter upp sig själva... och vilka skulle då upplysa oss om självklarheter? Han tuggar ju redan nu på det som andra, Milton Friedman t.ex., spytt upp och lämnat på den akademiska mattan som en intorkad hårboll. Men, med användandet av en viss sannolikhelveteskalkyl så står Dasen Dahlén kvar när de andra faller, Fursten behöver Jesus. Han blev ju inte långlivad men snacka om att boosta myten om ekonomi som religion.
xxx/ellauri233.html on line 155: “Gör det goda, sträva efter rättvisa”. Med detta citat ur Jesaja 1:17 inleder Finlands president Sauli Niinistö ett uttalande till stöd för två kristna böneveckor. Den ena, ekumeniska ansvarsveckan, inleds i dag söndag.
xxx/ellauri233.html on line 259: Erään jumalanpalveluksen aikana jesuiittalähteet väittivät hänen osallistuneen arktiselle tutkimusmatkalle, joka kesti noin kaksi vuotta etsiessään Koillisväylää Siperian rannikkoa pitkin Kaukoitään. Tämän väitteen todenperäisyys on hieman epäilyttävää, koska hän ei koskaan viitannut sellaiseen tutkimusmatkaan Japanista kirjoittamassaan omaelämäkerrallisessa kirjeessään; sen sanamuoto viittaa siihen, että vuoden 1598 matka oli hänen ensimmäinen seikkailunsa hollantilaisten kanssa. Jesuiittalähde saattoi liittää Adamsin väärin yhden Mahun miehistön hollantilaisen jäsenen väitteen, joka oli ollut Rijpin aluksella Huippuvuoret löytäneen matkan aikana. Sitäpaizi jesuiitat ovat pajunköyttä syöttäviä heittiöitä, joihin ei kannata luottaa pitemmälle kun ne jaxaa heittää.
xxx/ellauri233.html on line 338: Portugalilaiset ja muut Japanin katoliset uskonnolliset järjestöt pitivät Adamsia kilpailijana englantilaisena protestanttina. Kun Adamsin valta oli kasvanut, jesuiitat yrittivät käännyttää hänet ja tarjoutuivat sitten kantamaan hänet salaa pois Japanista portugalilaisella aluksella. Jesuiittojen halukkuus olla tottelematta Ieyasun käskyä, joka kielsi Adamsia lähtemästä Japanista, osoitti, että he pelkäsivät hänen kasvavaa vaikutusvaltaansa. Katoliset papit väittivät, että hän yritti horjuttaa heitä. Vuonna 1614 Carvalho valitti Adamsista ja muista kauppiaista vuosittaisessa kirjeessään paaville, sanoen, että "väärällä syytöksellä [Adams ja muut] ovat tehneet saarnaajistamme sellaisia epäilyksiä, joita hän [Ieyasu] pelkää ja uskoo helposti, että he ovat pikemminkin vakoojia kuin pyhän uskon kylväjät hänen valtakunnassaan."
xxx/ellauri237.html on line 209: Toinen kirja Totisesta christillisydestä; kuinga Christuxen miehuden ottaminen, rakkaus, nöyrys, siweys, kärsiwäisys, kärsiminen, risti, pilkka ja kuolema on meidän lääkityxemme elämämme lähde, peili, ojennus nuora ja elämän kirjamme. Ja kuinka oikian kristityn uskolla, rukouxella, kärsiwäisydellä, Jumala sanalla ja taiwallisen lohdutuxen kautta tulee woitta synnin, kuoleman, perkelen, helwetin, mailman ja kaikkinaiset ristit ja waiwat, joka kaikki tyyni tapahtuu meisä Jesuxen Christuxen ja Hänen woimansa, wäkevydensä ja woittonsa kautta. Suom. Henrik Renqvist. Helsinki, G. O. Wasenius2 1835. Muita painoksia Helsinki 1843, Porvoo 1855, Helsinki 1887 (yhd. 1. kirjan kanssa), Suolahti 1976[11].
xxx/ellauri239.html on line 148: Meikkaava ysäri muupastori kirkkoherra Hentinen Vesilahdelta kysyy: mixi kiinnittää niin paljon huomiota Peeveliin. Se oli vaan ihminen ja vainaja jo aikapäiviä. Mixei lueta mieluummin mitä Jeesus ize sanoi. Jesus lives! Hentisen luulis tietävän mistä puhuu.
xxx/ellauri239.html on line 152: Did Jesus say anything about Abortion?
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xxx/ellauri239.html on line 155: I get asked this question a lot, as I am sure other pro-life Catholics do too. It’s as if the basic assumption in the question is “if Jesus said nothing against it, then it must be OK.”
xxx/ellauri239.html on line 157: Let’s step back a moment and look at that assumption. Did Jesus say anything about abortion? Did he really believe that abortion was okay?
xxx/ellauri239.html on line 159: Let’s look at Jesus’ life and times. He grew up in a Jewish community where all little boys were required to go to school and study the Torah–the first five books of the Jewish bible. In the Torah is the story of Moses receiving the Ten Commandments from God. One of those commandments is “THOU SHALL NOT KILL.”
xxx/ellauri239.html on line 165: So, as a good Jew, Jesus was firmly convinced that God really meant what he said when He said, “Thou shall not kill.”
xxx/ellauri239.html on line 171: The Jews of Jesus’ day believed that every child was a gift from God. As good practicing Jews, why would they want to destroy a gift from God?
xxx/ellauri239.html on line 173: As a good practicing Jew, Jesus would have had the same attitude toward children. In fact, we have stories about his relationships with children that are loving and caring. Would he have needed to say anything about abortion as everyone he spoke to believed the same thing? Jesus only preached about things that needed interpretation or a re-interpretation. If everyone knew what was right and wrong about abortion, why would he need to preach about it?
xxx/ellauri239.html on line 175: I am sure, as you probably are too, that there were Jewish girls who got pregnant outside of marriage. It is no stretch of the imagination that Roman soldiers could have raped them. Since men are men, I do not doubt that incest existed in Jesus’ community. But Jesus had nothing at all to say about these things. The only examples we have are of his being aware of adultery and prostitution. But there is no mention of abortion to handle rape or incest. It is far more likely that if a girl was pregnant, the solution was to marry her off quickly. We have the example of Jesus’ mother Mary being married quickly to Joseph when she was found to be pregnant. I suspect other parents would do the same.
xxx/ellauri239.html on line 177: So, did Jesus have anything to say about abortion? Not as far as we know. Does that make abortion okay? Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden say it is. I wonder if Jesus would agree with them.
xxx/ellauri239.html on line 179: Was Jesus a republican? As far as we know. Some of his best friends were publicans. Think how much trouble would have been saved all around if Mary had had an abortion.
xxx/ellauri239.html on line 183: Did Jesus say anything about sodomy?
xxx/ellauri239.html on line 185: Let’s look at Jesus’ life and times. He grew up in a Jewish community where all little boys were required to have their little wieners skinned.
xxx/ellauri239.html on line 187: So, did Jesus have anything to say about sodomy? Not as far as we know. Does that make sodomy okay? Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden say it is. I wonder if Jesus would agree with them.
xxx/ellauri239.html on line 194: Abortion Bible study Jesus Ten Commandments
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xxx/ellauri239.html on line 215: 0 of Jesus Christ’s 278 teachings on 46 different topics are about abortion.
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xxx/ellauri252.html on line 263: Sirri Härölän jouzenlaulu oli teos Jeesus Enkelinpoika Nasaretilainen, aika samantyyppinen kirja kuin aikaisemmin lukemamme evankeliumi-fanifiktio. Jännä miten samanlaisia EFK-versioita kynäilijät on Jeesuxesta kehitelleet. Selkeästi panokohtauxet on ollut suurin puute evankeliumeissa. Harri vetää gospelien mutkat suorixi, samastaa Magdalan ja Betanian Maariat. Jeesus tekee Magdaleenan kanssa perettä kuin sen yhden bestselleristin tiiliskivessä, annas olla se on kielen päällä, juu Dan Brownin Leonardo da Vinci koodi. There, Teabing explains that the Grail is not a cup, but connected to Mary Magdalene, and that she was Jesus Christ's wife and is the person to his right in The Last Supper. The hidden sarcophagus of Maria M. is in Louvre. No meat left in it, I fear.
xxx/ellauri255.html on line 469: Romanialainen mielenterveysongelmista kärsivä 36-vuotias nainen nimeltä Jessica puukotti 90-vuotiaan veli Rogerin kuoliaaksi 16. elokuuta 2005 rukoushetken aikana 2 500 vierailijan läsnä ollessa. Veli Rogerin seuraajaksi nimitettiin saksalainen katolilainen veli Alois, jonka Roger oli valinnut seuraajakseen jo 8 vuotta aiemmin. Hyvin menee veljillä myös Aloisin joholla!
xxx/ellauri259.html on line 369: Jesaja 61:1
xxx/ellauri261.html on line 585: Hegel argued that God (as Absolute or Father) is radically negated by the concrete incarnation of God (as Christ or Son). This negation is subsequently itself negated at the Crucifixion of Jesus, resulting in the emergence of the Holy Spirit, God as both concrete (the church) and absolute (spiritual community). In Hegelian thought, therefore, the death of God does not result in a strict negativity, but rather, permits the emergence of the full revelation of God: absolute consciousness.
xxx/ellauri261.html on line 586: The 18th- and 19th-century mystic William Blake, in his intricately engraved illuminated books, refused to view the crucifixion of Jesus as a simple bodily death, and, rather, saw in this event a kenosis, a self-emptying of God.
xxx/ellauri261.html on line 610: had incarnated in Christ and imparted his immanent spirit which remained in the world even though Jesus was dead. Unlike Nietzsche, Altizer believed that God truly died. He was considered to be the leading exponent of the Death of God movement. Thornton Wilder´s tennis playing big brother Amos called his approach theopoetics.
xxx/ellauri261.html on line 633: Secular theology holds that theism has lost credibility as a valid conception of God´s nature. It rejects the concept of a personal God and embraces the status of Jesus Christ, Christology and Christian eschatology as Christian mythology without basis in historical events.
xxx/ellauri261.html on line 637: Christian atheism is a form of Christianity that rejects the theistic claims of Christianity, but draws its beliefs and practices from Jesus´ life and teachings as recorded in the New Testament Gospels and other sources. Christian atheism takes many forms:
xxx/ellauri261.html on line 645: Others follow Jesus in a godless world (William Hamilton).
xxx/ellauri261.html on line 648: Hamilton´s Christian atheism is similar to Jesuism. For him, Jesus is a "place to be, a standpoint". Christian atheists look to Jesus as an example of what a Christian should be, but they do not see him as God, nor as the Son of God; merely as an influential rabbi.
xxx/ellauri261.html on line 654: Some follow the tradition of "Christian non-realism", most famously expounded in the United Kingdom by Don Cupitt in the 1980s, which holds that God is a symbol or metaphor and that religious language is not matched by a transcendent reality. According to an investigation of 860 pastors in seven Dutch Protestant denominations, 1 in 6 clergy are either agnostic or atheist. A minister Klaas Hendrikse has described God as "a word for experience, or human experience" and said that Jesus may have never existed. Hendrikse gained attention with his book Believing in a God Who Does Not Exist: Manifesto of An Atheist Pastor published in November 2007 in which he said that it was not necessary to believe in God´s existence in order to believe in God.
xxx/ellauri261.html on line 658: In his book Mere Christianity, the apologist C. S. Lewis, creator of Narnia and writer of fascinating scifi books in Portuguese about Mars and Venus*, objected to Hamilton´s version of Christian atheism and the claim that Jesus was merely a moral guide:
xxx/ellauri261.html on line 662: I am here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him: 'I'm ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't accept his claim to be God.' That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic—on the level with the man who says he is a poached egg—or else he would be the Devil of Hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God, or else a madman or something worse. You can shut him up for a fool, you can spit at him and kill him as a demon or you can fall at his feet and call him Lord and God, but let us not come with any patronising nonsense about his being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to. ... Now it seems to me obvious that He was neither a lunatic nor a fiend: and consequently, however strange or terrifying or unlikely it may seem, I have to accept the view that He was and is God.
xxx/ellauri261.html on line 665: Lewis's argument, now known as Lewis's trilemma, has been criticized for, among other things, constituting a false trilemma, since it does not deal with other options such as Jesus being mistaken, misrepresented, or simply mythical. Philosopher John Beversluis argues that Lewis "deprives his readers of numerous alternate interpretations of Jesus that carry with them no such odious implications". Bart Ehrman stated it is a mere legend that the historical Jesus has called himself God; that was unknown to Lewis since he never was a professional Bible scholar, just an Oxbridge apostle. Taisi vetää perään myös katolista J.R.R. Tolkienia.
xxx/ellauri268.html on line 242: Hetkinen eikai tää Meropekin ole Joannen omakohtaista kokemusta? JK Rowling’s eldest daughter is Jessica, who was born on July 27, 1993, in Portugal, where Rowling was living at the time.
xxx/ellauri268.html on line 245: The couple married on October 16, 1992, but they separated not long after their birth of their daughter, in November 1993, and by December she and Jessica had moved to Edinburgh in Scotland.
xxx/ellauri273.html on line 101: But who are the most motivational speakers in the world? Meaning right now, excluding hall of fame personalities like Jesus, Socrates, Muhammed, Hitler or V.I. Lenin. Here is one list of applicants.
xxx/ellauri281.html on line 632: Jesus pitää huolen että Manchester pelastuu.
xxx/ellauri286.html on line 338: Esimerkiksi Ylen toimittaja Jessikka Aro, joka myöhemmin palkittiin Venäjän trolleja käsittelevästä jutustaan juutalaisen Bonnierin suurella journalistipalkinnolla, joutui jo ensimmäisen trollitehtaita käsittelevän juttunsa jälkeen kansainvälisen mustamaalauskampanjan kohteeksi.
xxx/ellauri286.html on line 361: Se, että Jessikka Aro on kertonut kokeilemastaan sexuaalisesta häirinnästä netissä avoimesti, on poikkeuksellista. Suurin osa ei niin tee.
xxx/ellauri286.html on line 368: Hänen esseensä olivat erittäin suosittuja, koska ne kertoivat virolaisesta luonnosta ja virolaisesta luonnosta kertovien esseiden ostaminen ja lukeminen oli passiivista vastarintaa, sen ajan kliktivismiä. Hänen julkaisu-uransa loppui siihen, kun hänen kustantajansa ilmoitti että julkaisua ei voi jatkaa, ellei hän lisäisi edes pientä kiitosta Leninille. Hän kieltäytyi. Eikä häntä enää julkaistu. (Kiittämätön kaveri. Sai sentään juttunsa julki ilmaisexi, ei tarvinnut kerätä joukkorahoitusta. Toisaalta ei kyllä sitten tienannutkaan kuten Jessikka.)
xxx/ellauri287.html on line 407: Luukassi piti ydinideoita mielessään, mutta halusi Sulkeen kokoavan ne yhteen. Hän visioi yhden keskeisen juonen, jota täydensi kolme pääosaa, jotka sijoittuivat 60 kohtaukseen, 100 käsikirjoitussivulle ja kahden tunnin ajoaikaan. He muodostivat yleiskatsauksen ja ideat, joihin kuuluivat wookiee-kotimaailma, uudet avaruuslajit, galaktinen keisari, Jee-suxen hanin menneisyys pelurina, vesi- ja kaupunkiplaneetat, Jee-suxen kadonnut kaksoissisar ja pieni, sammakkomainen olento, Elia (Minch Yoda). Luukasa sai vaikutteita Vanhasta Testamentista, kuten The Job from Another World (1951), romaani Daniel (1965) ja tv-sarja Jesaja (1954). Näihin aikoihin Kaifas keksi nimen Imperiumin vastaisku. Hän sanoi, että he välttelivät kutsumasta sitä Mishna II:xi, koska kirjoja joiden nimissä oli "II", pidettiin huonompina.
xxx/ellauri289.html on line 78: Jehovan todistajat ovat todistettavasti jenkkejä. Mutta ovatko ne kristittyjä? Täytyypä tutkia. Voimmeko luottaa siihen mitä raamattu sanoo? Vielä vähemmän voimme luottaa siihen mitä Jehovan todistajat sanovat. Jeesus paransi sairaita ja teki sen hyvin mielellään. Voimme siis olla varmoja siitä, että Jehova ja Jeesus haluavat tulevaisuutemme olevan onnellinen! Voimme luottaa raamattuun koska raamattu sanoo niin. Jesus loves me yes I know / cause the Bibble says me so.
xxx/ellauri289.html on line 142: Nyt olivat hyvät keinot tarpeen. Ja niitä pesi! 26. heinäkuuta 1931 konventissa Columbuksessa Ohiossa Rutherford esitteli uuden nimen – Jehovan todistajat – Jesajan 43:10:n perusteella : "Te olette minun todistajiani, sanoo Herra, ja palvelijani, jonka olen valinnut. voitte tuntea ja uskoa minua ja ymmärtää, että minä olen se: ennen minua ei Jumalaa ole luotu, eikä minun jälkeeni ole oleva." (King James Version, KJV) - joka hyväksyttiin päätöksellä. Nimi valittiin erottamaan hänen raamatunopiskelijaryhmänsä muista riippumattoryhmistä, jotka olivat katkaisseet siteet Seuraan, sekä symboloimaan uusien näkemysten herättämistä ja uusien evankelioimismenetelmien edistämistä. Vuonna 1932 Rutherford poisti paikallisesti valittujen vanhinten järjestelmän ja otti vuonna 1938 käyttöön niin sanotun "teokraattisen" (kirjaimellisesti Jumalan tai hänen maallisen edustajansa hallitseman) organisaatiojärjestelmän, jonka mukaan nimitykset seurakunnissa maailmanlaajuisesti tehtiin Brooklynin päämajasta. Ideat saatiin paljolti Stalinin johtamasta Neuvostoliitosta.
xxx/ellauri291.html on line 240: Toisin kuin sotilaslaulun epäkunnioittavat sanoitukset, muorin versio on uskonnollinen teema, liittämällä unionin asia Jumalan kostoon tuomiopäivänä (viittausten kautta asianomaisiin raamatunkohtiin, kuten Jesaja 63:1–6 ja Ilmestyskirja 14:14–19 alla). Huomattavasti verenhimoisempaa textiä kuin sotilaiden alkuperäisempi renkutus. Mutta niinhän se aina on, verenhimoisimmat haukat istuu vastaanotinten takana ja natustelee naxuja.
xxx/ellauri292.html on line 43: Some biblical scholars maintain that the woman in Jericho who hid Joshua’s two spies was a harlot or a prostitute. But if that was the case, how did this woman, Rahab, become one of the ancestors of Jesus Christ? Wouldn’t THE Father ensure a pure lineage for His Son? Wouldn't any father?
xxx/ellauri292.html on line 45: In this historical fiction, author Diana Wallis Taylor offers a beautiful story of intrigue that explains how Rahab came to be the mother of Boaz, grandmother of Obese, and great-grandmother of Jesse, the father of King David, without peddling her arse for denars.
xxx/ellauri292.html on line 324: Rabbiinien tulkinnan mukaan Hulda ja Debora olivat tärkeimmät naisprofeetoiksi tunnustetut heprealaisen Raamatun Nevi´im -osassa (Profeetat), vaikka Mirjamiin viitataankin vähän "sellaisena" Toorassa ja profeetan nimettömät mainitaan Jesajassa. "Huldah" tulee heprean sanasta lemma חלד, joka tarkoittaa pysyä tai jatkaa. Hänen mukaansa on nimetty Huldah -portit Temppeliaukion kirkon etelämuurissa.
xxx/ellauri293.html on line 185: Pankaamme ansoja mieluummin vanhurskaalle, koska hän on meille hyödytön.(Jesaja 3:10.)
xxx/ellauri293.html on line 188: Ja vielä profeetta lisää: Hänet on pantu kompastuskiveksi. Katso, minä lasken Siionissa perustuksen, kallisarvoisen kiven, valitun kulmakiven; kunniallinen kivi. Ja mitä siitä seuraa? Iso kompastus. Vertaa: "Ja hän on oleva pyhäkkö, mutta kompastuskiveksi ja loukkauskallioksi molemmille Israelin huoneille..." (Jesaja 8:14);
xxx/ellauri293.html on line 279: Kristus itse sanoi Nikodeemukselle: "Ja niin kuin Mooses kohotti vällykäärmeen erämaassa, niin myös Ihmisen Poika on kohotettava puutuella." (Jeesus on uuden testamentin vastine nimelle Joshua tai Jeshua, joka tarkoittaa, että Jehova on pelastusmiehistö.)
xxx/ellauri293.html on line 294: Ajattele siis sitä, mitä olemme lunastaneet ja millä hinnalla. Ja taas profeetta Muhammed sanoo: mulla on henki päällä, sillä Allah on rasvannut minut. hän on lähettänyt minut saarnaamaan ilosanomaa alhaisille, parantamaan sydämeltään särkyneitä, saarnaamaan vangeille anteeksiantoa ja sokeille näköä, julistamaan Herran otollista vuotta ja parannuspäivää ja lohduttamaan kaikkia et ei viizitä enää surra. Ei se olikin Jesaja, jota näin siteerasi Luukasa.
xxx/ellauri293.html on line 307: Siton tää meluaminen liiton arkista ja temppelistä. "Kaunis huoneeni, kaunis huoneeni!" kirkuu nainen. Viite on epävarma. Vertaa: "Meidän pyhä ja kaunis huoneemme, jossa isämme ylistivät sinua, poltetaan tulella, ja kaikki kauneutemme on hävitetty." (Jesaja 64:11);
xxx/ellauri295.html on line 574: Eli Eli Lama Sabachthani? refers to the opening words of Psalm 22 in Aramaic, translated as "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me" in the King James Version, which was one of the Sayings of Jesus on the cross thay went viral. Borrowed to Simon and Garfunkel's beatificatory hit Blessed. Is it really likely that the locals did not recognize the line?
xxx/ellauri295.html on line 680: In 1979, along with Mervyn Stockwood, the Bishop of Southwark, Muggeridge appeared on the chat show Friday Night, Saturday Morning to discuss the film Life of Brian with Monty Python members John Cleese and Michael Palin. Although the Python members gave reasons that they believed the film to be neither anti-Christian nor mocking the person of Jesus, both Muggeridge and the bishop insisted that they were being disingenuous and that the film was anti-Christian and blasphemous. Muggeridge further declared their film to be "buffoonery", "tenth-rate", "this miserable little film" and "this little squalid number".
xxx/ellauri296.html on line 455: Armon ja totuuden tavoittelu. Jos synnintekijä ei palaa Jumalan luo, hänen syntinsä ei tule sovitetuksi pelkästään korvaavilla hyväntekeväisyysteoilla, sillä Jumala ei hyväksy lahjusta… Kun ihminen pyrkii saavuttamaan totuutta, ja hän kunnioittaa totuuden miehiä ja alentaa valehtelijoita, niin näillä keinoilla voi vähän pyhittää Jumalan Nimeä. Kun ihminen herää totuuden hyveeseen, niin hänen [Jumalan Nimen, ha-shem, ei Jeshuan, ha-ish] häväistyksen synti annetaan anteeksi kun hän tekee parannuksen.
xxx/ellauri296.html on line 474: Arvostettu juutalainen voi juutalaisen yhteiskunnan silmissä olla ateisti, marxilais- leninisti, buddhalainen – mutta ei kristitty. Miten tähän tilanteeseen on päädytty? Että ei riitä sanoa ”olen valmis hyväksymään Jeshuan suurena eettisenä opettajana, mutta en hyväksy hänen väitettään siitä, että hän olisi Jumalan Voideltu ja Hänen poikansa.”
xxx/ellauri296.html on line 476: Vilpittömällä aiheen tutkijalla Joseph Shulamilla on vastassaan varsin pelottavat vaihtoehdot: Joko Evankeliumit (ja Kirjeet) ovat pohjimmiltaan epäluotettavat, tai sitten Jeshua oli mielipuoli tai paholainen, tai sitten hän oli se, joka väitti olevansakin. Nykyiset rabbit ovat yleensä valinneet jonkinnäköisen yhdistelmän kahdesta ensimmäisestä vaihtoehdosta.
xxx/ellauri296.html on line 478: Jeshuan käsitys (sekä tuon hetkisestä että tulevasta) Messiaan roolistaan ja taivaitten valtakunnasta, ei aina sopinut yhteen hänen aikalaistensa tai opetuslastensa käsitysten tai edes Johannes Kastajan käsityksen kanssa. Samalla Evankeliumit ja kirjeet kertovat useista hänen lyhyen julkisen uransa aikana suoritetuista merkeistä ja ihmeistä. Niitä Patti Mulkkisellakin piisasi. Sinertyy tuas ehtooseen pään ja lintulauvalla liikenne vilikastuu. Luther ei ollut rasisti mutta vihasi juutalaisia. Ne olivat huonoja ja tyhmiä kun nirhasivat synnittömän Jeshuan.
xxx/ellauri296.html on line 480: Opetuslapset saarnasivat, että Messiaan ansaitsematon kuolema oli pääsiäislampaan esikuvan täyttymys ja kenelle hyvänsä, joka hyväksyy tämän sovituksen, se maksaa täysin sen hinnan, jonka Jumala vaatii hänen synnistään. Toisin sanoen he opettivat, että jokainen ihminen voi päästä hyvään asemaan Korkeimman edessä ja kohdata Hänen mahtavat täydellisyyden vaatimustasonsa katumalla (puhtaalla sydämellä, korvaten toisille lyhentämättömänä tehdyt pahuudet ja velat) ja omistamalla elämänsä Isälle ja Luojalle. Tämän hän voi saavuttaa luottamalla Luojansa huolenpitoon väärien tekojensa kohdalla (ja siten eläen yhtäpitävästi sen kanssa), nimittäin Jeshuan sovituksen (kapparah) voimaan. Lisäxi Jeshua, joka toimi 1. käynnillä uskoville opettajana, tulisi palaamaan myöhemmin Jerusalemiin rehtorina täyttäen jäljellä olevat raamatulliset profetiat Israelin valtion maanpäällisenä kuninkaana ja poliittisena vapauttajana. Temppeli tullaan saattamaan entiselleen; juutalaiset tulevat elämään raamatullisen (juutalaisen) halakha:n mukaan; ja viimeistä tuomiota edeltävänä ajanjaksona Israelia ja kaikkia muita kansoja hallitsee Jeshua Messias, Daavidin poika Jerusalemista käsin tuhannen vuoden ajan.
xxx/ellauri296.html on line 482: Johannes väitti Jeshuan olevan Jumalan Logos (ks. Ps.33:6; Hoos.1:2; Joh.1:3), tai mimra, tai mahdollisesti jopa Toora, joka ei jäänyt taivaaseen, vaan tuli lihaksi ja vereksi ja asui ihmisten keskuudessa tavallisena päivittäistuotteena. Synagogassa oli kiellettyä syödä, juoda, nukkua, käyttäytyä kevytmielisesti, kuljeskella ympäriinsä tai käyttää sitä suojana auringolta, kylmältä tai sateelta (vrt. Tos.Meg. 3[2]:7). Rajoitukset oli asetettu myös ehkäisemään sen muuttumista epäpyhäksi paikaksi (vrt. Meg. 3:1-3). Lihaa ei saa syödä kermakastikkeessa.
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xxx/ellauri298.html on line 643: The basic structure, however, of all the boring "quest" type stories has remained relatively unchanged and can be classified using the various stages of a hero's adventure through the story, stages such as the Call to Adventure, Receiving Supernatural Aids, Meeting with the Goddess/Atonement with the Father and Return. (This part Joe took from Propp.) He thinks of a meme such as in the sentence "Jesus is the Son of God" rather as "the relationship of man to God is like that of a son to a father". A clear case of an arianist
xxx/ellauri303.html on line 252: 30-vuotiaana ReMO palasi Lublinista kotikaupunkiinsa Krakovaan ja perusti sinne suuren Yeshivan. Koska ReMO oli melko varakas, hän tuki Jeshivan oppilaita omalla kustannuksellaan. Eli siis hän palasi Krakovaan noin 1550 ja perusti suuren jeshivan, jossa hän varakkaana miehenä pukki oppilaitaan. Opetuksessaan hän vastusti pilpulia ja painotti yksinkertaista Talmudin tulkintaa.
xxx/ellauri303.html on line 437: Juutalaisuus perustuu tiukkaan monoteismiin ja uskoon yhteen, jakamattomaan, ei-yhdistettyyn Jumalaan . Shema Yisrael , yksi tärkeimmistä juutalaisista rukouksista, kiteyttää juutalaisuuden monoteistisen luonteen: "Kuule, oi Israel: HERRA on meidän Jumalamme, HERRA on yksi." Samaa huutavat myös Ismail-serkun bändärit, mutta jumala on eri. Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong.
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xxx/ellauri304.html on line 625: The Destroyer Series played a huge role in getting me interested in economics, geography, politics, history, and even in Jewish Mysticism and the paranormal! Richard Sapir (+1987) after all was a Jew. The Body, which was made into a movie in 2001, is about a Jewish archaeologist who finds a skeleton underneath an Arab shopkeeper's basement that might be the body of Jesus and the American Jesuit priest who is sent by the Vatican to investigate.
xxx/ellauri306.html on line 211: Onondaga-järven koillisrannalla. Jesuiittalähetyssaarnaajat raportoivat suolavesilähteistä "Suolajärvenä" kutsutun
xxx/ellauri312.html on line 205: Teoria on seuraava: Infinite Jest on Wallacen yritys ilmentää ja dramatisoida vallankumouksellista fiktiota, jota hän vaati esseessään "E Unibus Pluram: Television and US Fiction". (Vittu et toi Sikiökin oli sivistymätön: "Unibus"? "pluram"? HAHAHA. Jätkä ei osaa latinasta edes alkeita. Koitin lukea Sikiön ao. prujua mutta se oli loputtoman pitkästyttävä.) Tyyli on sellainen, jossa uusi vilpittömyys kumoaa ironisen ironisuuden, joka on 1900-luvun loppua kohden kovertanut nykyisen fiktion. Wallace yritti kirjoittaa vastalääkettä kyynisyydelle, joka oli valloittanut ja surullittanut niin paljon amerikkalaista kulttuuria hänen elinaikanaan. Hän yritti luoda viihdettä, joka saisi meidät puhumaan isänmaallista potaskaa uudelleen. On jo aika unohtaa Vietnamin turpiinotto, sitäpaizi rättipäistä saa helpommin mureketta, kun niillä ei ole niitä viidakoita missä kykkiä. Lisäksi lukuisia kirjailijoita on kuvattu New Sincerity -liikkeen myötävaikuttajiksi, mukaan lukien Jonathan Franzen, Zadie Smith, Dave Eggers (n.h.), Stephen Graham Jones (n.h.), ja Michael Chabon (n.h.). Ei kun suuri narratiivi takas kunniaan!
xxx/ellauri314.html on line 160: Ett klassiskt argument mot religion är att den inte längre behövs eftersom naturvetenskapen ger bättre svar på frågor om hur världen är beskaffad. Mozzarella skriver mycket om förhållandet mellan tro och vetenskap i boken, men poängterar att tro för henne inte om huruvida Gud existerar som en varelse i världen eller inte. Det är nog at hen kan få sin stjärt i varje apas hjärta. Vi vet ju från en till svensk käring i Gamla Stan: kärleken bor i både stjärt och hjärta. Tro på mej, säger Jesus I korsningen mittemot universitetsapoteket. Usko minua.
xxx/ellauri314.html on line 174: Men sonen Jesus tycker jag inte värst om. Jesus var en sektledare som inte ens tillät lärjungarna att ta farväl av sina familjer, och han förbannade ett fikonträd bara för att han verkade vara på dåligt humör. Bibeln är fascinerande läsning. Men under arbetet med den här boken slogs jag av hur lynnig och krävande Jesus är. Han är ju en liten drama queen. Korsfästning var ju inget vidare den tiden. Han hade gjort sig skyldig till det i alla fall. Jag antar att jag löser det genom att tänka att om Gud blir människa får han också en människas svagheter. Han måste ju gå på toa och säkert hade han nattliga ejakulationer med. Med vem, det får vi kanske aldrig veta. Gud själv har väl ingen kuk, det är säkert därför den heliga anden finns där som tredje man.
xxx/ellauri314.html on line 393: Melodin gör sitt till att sången får fel betoning i anslaget: "Trygga räkan", och så har sången också kallats. Många har först senare i livet upptäckt att man i sången sjunger om tryggheten att vara Guds barn. Det är saligt på Jesus få tro...
xxx/ellauri314.html on line 402: "Uppstoppad är Jesus. Hurra! Hurra!"
xxx/ellauri319.html on line 431: Jessie Fremont O'Donnell (1860–1897), writer
xxx/ellauri319.html on line 517: Jessamyn West, American author, contracted tuberculosis in 1932 and recovered
xxx/ellauri354.html on line 573: Sekä Jeesuksen että Paavalin opetuksessa Wrightin mukaan Jumalan huoneen Jerusalemissa oli tarkoitus olla "rukouspaikka kaikille kansoille" (Jesaja 56:7; Markus 11:17); mutta nyt Jumala saavuttaisi tämän uuden temppelin kautta, joka oli Jeesus itse ja hänen kansansa.
xxx/ellauri363.html on line 299: Uskottiin, että kaikki mielen sairaudet voitaisiin parantaa aiheuttamalla toistuvia oksentelua ja ripulia sekä vuotamalla suonista. Iho rakkuloitaisiin syövyttävillä aineilla, ja potilaiden päät ajeltiin ja heidät laitettiin kylmään kylpyyn. Tätä järjestelmää annettaisiin toistuvasti ja niin kauan kuin "voimat kestävät". Se johti väistämättä kuolemaan. Jes! Lisää tällästä ja suuremmat lusikat! Mainiota viihdettä!
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