ellauri051.html on line 1636: 1028 Taking myself the exact dimensions of Jehovah, 1028 Otan itseltäni Jehovan tarkat mitat,
ellauri066.html on line 934: We’ve just got to be humble about what we know and what we don’t know. Do as Jehovah told: be humble, keep your little bony skulls bowed low, for I may throw stones from my volcano and let lava flow on your puny toes, as I'm already doing in Reykjavik. It may hit you too anytime now.
ellauri071.html on line 585: Toi 'ekan Eevan' hahmo liittyi Lilithiin vasta keskiajalla. Se voi tulla Sumerien naarasvampyyreistä joiden nimi oli osuvasti 'Lillu' tai sitten baabelin sukkubeista nimeltä 'Lilli'. (Hehe, sehän on pikku-Matin Jillin lempinimiä. Se tarkoitti myös pissaa Pylkkästen lastenkielessä. Taisi tulla kiinankielestä.) Joku Ben Siira (c. 800s to 900s) yhdisti Lilithin sit tohon Eeva ykköseen. Ben Siiran aapiskirjassa Lilith oli Aatamin eka vaimo, mut ne riiteli yhtenään. Niil oli eri kanta sexiin: Aatami halus olla aina päälläpäin mut niin halus Lilithkin. Kun asiasta ei tullut sopua, Lilith päätti lentää tiehensä. Se lausui jumalan nimen turhaan (Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! kuten kivitettävä mies Life of Brianissa) ja lensi ilmaan. Aatami jäi yxixensä yskiskelemään. Jumala lähetti 3 enkeliä hakemaan Lilithin takasin. Mut ei ne pydenneet. Sit tehtiin kompromissi: Lilith sai jäädä, ja se lupas jättää rauhaan vastasyntyneet joilla on noiden kolmen epäonnistuneen enkelin nimet kaulassa. Lilithille annettin lupa sairastuttaa poikavauvoja 8 päivän vanhoixi ja tyttövauvoja, no, sori vaan, 12 päivän ikään.
ellauri089.html on line 198: The story examines religion through the eyes of Alex, a Christian political activist who is corrupted by Margrethe, a Danish Norse cruise ship hostess and loves every minute of it. Enduring a shipwreck, an earthquake, and a series of world-changes brought about by Loki (with Jehovah's permission), Alex and Marga work their way from Mexico back to Kansas as dishwasher and waitress.
ellauri094.html on line 445: Jehovah">Rivers Of Babylon
ellauri094.html on line 758: And the stark evil of the atheist Communists becomes even more stark when considering the fact that Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan were fighting for what most wars are fought for: Wealth and Empire. Which is A-OK. The Israeli did the same with the help of Jehovah. The atheist regimes slaughtered their own people simply to impose their will upon their less powerful compatriots. Which the Christians never do. Well, not nearly as many got killed anyway. I guess. Haven't really toted up all the Christian wars. The colonial ones too, and the U.S. neocolonial ones like Korea and Vietnam, or the Desert Storm. Should one use the absolute body count or percentages? Ethics is not an exact science after all. It's more like economics.
ellauri106.html on line 440: As a result, like Leo Tolstoy’s The Death of Ivan Ilych(1886), a retelling of Ivan Ilych’s life that Roth mentions and a work that marks Tolstoy’s return to Christianity of a certain sort, American Pastoral is Roth’s return to Judaism — but also only of a sort. Without Jehovah for starters. Tolstoy was banned from Orthodox Church in 1901 for his anarcho-pacifism.
ellauri108.html on line 77: Rotherham's Emphasised Bible includes 49 uses of Jah. In the Sacred Scriptures Bethel Edition Bible, the Jerusalem Bible, and the New Jerusalem Bible (prior to 1998) the name "YHWH" and its abbreviated form "Yah" is found. The New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures, used primarily by Jehovah's Witnesses, employs "Jah" in the Hebrew Scriptures, and translates Hallelujah as "Praise Jah" in the Greek Scriptures. The Divine Name King James Bible employs "JAH" in 50 instances within the Old Testament according to the Divine Name Concordance of the Divine Name King James Bible, Second Edition.
ellauri108.html on line 92: Rastas are monotheists, worshipping a singular God whom they call Jah. The term "Jah" is a shortened version of "Jehovah", the name of God in English translations of the Old Testament. Rastafari holds strongly to the immanence of this divinity; as well as regarding Jah as a deity, Rastas believe that Jah is inherent within each individual. This belief is reflected in the aphorism, often cited by Rastas, that "God is man and man is God", and Rastas speak of "knowing" Jah, in the biblical sense, rather than simply "believing" in him. In seeking to narrow the distance between humanity and divinity, Rastafari embraces mysticism.
ellauri111.html on line 116: Not one of the apocryphal books is written in the Hebrew language (the Old Testament was written in Hebrew). All Apocryphal books are in Greek, except one which is extant only in Latin. Jehovah only knows Hebrew. You better pick it up if you want to talk to him.
ellauri111.html on line 431: But the Lord Jesus Christ did not die for nothing. Repenting of our sins and believing in the Lord Jesus Christ is the only way that we can make it into heaven. Righteousness does NOT come by the law and good works and rituals prescribed by false religions like Catholicism, Islam, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Seventh Day Adventism, Hinduism, etc.
ellauri111.html on line 574: The Bible (specifically, The AUTHORIZED KING JAMES VERSION, available from our bookstore) is the ONLY way that we know about the Lord Jesus Christ. We do not know about our precious Lord Jesus through, the Roman Catholic "church", "the church fathers, the magisterium, the pope, councils, decrees, traditions, canon laws, the Quran, Muhammad, the Hadith, the Baptist statement of faith, John Calvin, Martin Luther, Ellen White, agnositicism, history books, the Watchtower Society, atheism, Joseph Smith, tv, the New World Testament, fake preachers, "Christian" Science, Jehovah's Witnesses, the Imam, Seventh Day Adventism, etc." Beware of copies!
ellauri111.html on line 620: Avoid any church that is in disobedience to the scriptures. These are the days of apostasy. It is better to work alone with your Authorized King James Bible and the Lord Jesus Christ and obedience to the word than to be in a false church. Even if you do not know any Christians, you can still read the Bible and obey it, and live the Christian life by God´s grace, his divine influence in your life. Roman Catholic, Mormon, Seventh Day Adventist, Jehovah´s Witness, Christian Science, Greek Orthodox, etc. present themselves as Christian but they preach false doctrines. Many Methodist, Lutheran, Presbyterian, and Baptist churches are not preaching the whole truth and some are basically going back to the Roman Catholic institution. I do not know of ONE good church. If you do find a church, make sure that they exclusively use the Authorized Version and make sure that you compare their teachings and doings to the word of God and the Bible Dudes.
ellauri111.html on line 693: Again, The Bible forbids women being pastors and speaking in churches but many women have taken pulpits and other church positions in complete disobedience to the scriptures. This does not mean that there is no work for women in the kingdom of God (you may wish to see our article entitled, "The Role of Women in the Church). These are the days of apostasy. It is better to be alone with your Bible and the Lord Jesus and obedience than to be in a false church. Roman Catholic, Mormon, Seventh Day Adventist, Jehovah's Witness, Christian Science, Greek Orthodox, etc. present themselves as Christian but they preach false doctrines. Many Methodist, Lutheran, Presbyterian, and Baptist churches are not preaching the whole truth and some are basically going back to the Roman Catholic institution. I do not know of ONE good church. If you find a church, make sure that they exclusively use the Authorized Version and make sure that you compare their teachings and doings to the word of God.
ellauri156.html on line 109: But why the fuck was it a sin in the first place? Censuses are taxation events. David was after money, not blood, since when is that a sin in Jehovah's book? Or maybe he did not want to draw the sword, but rather sheathe it with Bathsheba? Now that is a sin, if the vagina is not one of yours. Hey, read on, Bob explains it all:
ellauri161.html on line 95: The denial of Christ's Divinity -- which lead to the heresies known as Ebonism, Arianism (Jehovah's Witnesses), Nestorianism, Socinianism, Liberalism, Humanism, Unitarianism.
ellauri162.html on line 185: To understand more fully the connection between Hosea’s domestic affairs and Israel’s relationship with Jehovah, consider these words: “Jehovah went on to say to me: ‘Go once again, love a woman loved by a companion and committing adultery.’” (Hosea 3:1) Hosea complied with this command by repurchasing Gomer from the man with whom she had been living. Afterward, Hosea firmly admonished his wife: “For many days you will dwell as mine. You must not commit no furher fornication, and you must not come to belong to another man.” (Hosea 3:2, 3) Gomer responded to the discipline, and Hosea resumed marital relations with her. How did this apply to God’s dealings with the people of Israel and Judah?
ellauri164.html on line 657: The Promised Land can only be received by God’s grace. So it was Joshua who led God’s people into the Promised Land. Joshua means “Jehovah saves.” In the New Testament, this name is “Jesus.”
ellauri171.html on line 714: Daniel Block writes these words, “The Levite had preferred Gibeah over Jebus to avoid the dangers of Canaanism, only to discover that Canaan had invaded his own world.” Sadly, Canaanism is invading our world and some western countries appear to be far worse than the tribe of Benjamin. They do not even seek the Lord for direction. At least the other eleven tribes sought the Lord and killed tens of thousands more. Jehovah was appeased.
ellauri171.html on line 1165: When her brother Absalom found out what had happened he comforted her as best he could, and moved her out of the harem into his own house. Then he went to the King and demanded that Amnon marry his sister – marriage between a half-brother and sister was a possibility in this extreme case, though biblical law prohibited it elsewhere. But for his favorite king David Jehovah was prepared to make an exception.
ellauri336.html on line 400: Jehovahs Witnesses cover their head/hair if doing bible studies with a man or with a male present.
ellauri368.html on line 303: When he (Scrooge McDuck) gave a coin in alms to a poor man, he shouted at him this: 'Why do you sit with thy hands folded? The sleep of the laborer is sweet; go, then, till the earth and live with the labor of thine own hands. Thy hands are not bound, nor are thy feet put into fetters. By Jehovah, all of you are poor, because you hold your hands akimbo. If you had in your possession all the gold of my money bin, you would squander it. Do you perhaps wait for manna to come down from beaven, as it did for those who went out of Egypt, or for the earth to bring forth white bread and garments of fine wool, colored and embroidered, or do you wait for God to open windows in heaven?
ellauri395.html on line 609: Tokin' on slängi rikkaruohonpoltosta. Videolla John Crowder sanoo: "Uskon lujasti haamujen lyömiseen. Ota vähän Jehovahuanaa.
ellauri398.html on line 996: In the same issue: an angry bear says morality is not a biological issue. He is just about to eat his blended family. Jesus was an issue of Jehovah. He had no uterine brothers bro. Did Jahve devour his half brothers? No! Just goes to show.
ellauri408.html on line 277: So much for the Bible being “inerrant” and “infallible.” As we will see, the book of Acts turned the Angels into false prophets, with a cartoonish prophecy. As we also will see, Jehovah’s first prophecy, in the opening chapters of Genesis, proved to be false. The Bible even turned Jesus into a false prophet, multiple times, when devious authors of the New Testament put false and foolish words in his mouth. Here’s a quick example with more to follow:
ellauri408.html on line 344: The biblical “god” Jehovah created a perfect world, according to the Bible, but withheld the knowledge of good and evil from Adam and Eve, condemning them to an animal existence (why?) and meaning they couldn’t know it was “wrong” to eat the forbidden fruit. Then, when they did what they couldn’t have possibly known it was wrong to do, and which any of us could have easily predicted they would do, Jehovah murdered them and all their descendents (us).
ellauri408.html on line 346: It was like a father placing poisoned milk before two babies and saying “Don’t drink the milk or you will surely die!” Of course the babies, not knowing any better, are going to drink the milk. Who is at fault for the babies’ deaths? Of course the fault lies completely with the evil father, as it does with the evil Jehovah.
ellauri408.html on line 348: But Jehovah’s comedy of errors wasn’t over. No, like the Keystone Kops in serialization, he was just getting warmed up! Jehovah gypped Adam and Eve, because he falsely claimed they now possessed the knowledge of good and evil: “And the Lord God said, The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil.” (Genesis 3:22)
ellauri408.html on line 350: But there is a teensy-tiny eensy-weensy little problem here, because Jehovah himself obviously had no knowledge of good and evil, for he would repeatedly do evil things throughout the Bible. Nor did billions of his followers obtain the knowledge of good and evil, because they study the Bible, which clearly accuses its “god” of all sorts of evil, and yet insist that their “god” is good. And not just good, but perfect! Quite obviously, they should all be immortal!
ellauri408.html on line 377: Jesus Christ saved all his sternest criticism for religious hypocrites, informing us that a perfect God cannot be a hypocrite if Jesus revealed his character, and yet there has never been a greater hypocrite than Jehovah, if he considers abortion a “sin” and yet has aborted untold millions of babies during the Great Flood and afterwards, since nature is by far the greatest abortionist planet Earth has ever seen. According to the University of California San Francisco Medical Center website: “In nature, 50 percent of all fertilized eggs are lost before a woman's missed menses.” Thus, if an all-powerful God controls nature, he aborts 50% of all human pregnancies in the first few weeks!
ellauri408.html on line 386: Christians like to claim that the mass-murdering God of the Old Testament was “appeased” by the bloody crucifixion of Jesus, but in fact the New Testament version of God was infinitely worse than the Old Testament version of Jehovah, due to the introduction of an infinitely cruel, purposeless “eternal hell” that was never once threatened or even suggested in the Old Testament.
ellauri479.html on line 320: Interestingly, the Bible says nothing about David’s practice of polygamy, and though it is a sin according to Scripture, it was apparently tolerated in David’s life, perhaps because it never resulted in his wives leading him into idolatry as it did with his son, Solomon. But doesn’t this seem unfair? That David could commit such heinous sins as murder, adultery, and polygamy and still be called a man after God’s own heart, as well as being the standard of a good king to all subsequent kings in Israel? I think there’s an answer to this, and it is found in two words; grace and humility. Grace on God’s part and humility on David’s part. Voee vittu mitä pferdescheissea. David was not perfect, and neither was Jehovah, except that he really was, a perfect Arschloch. By: Dr. Steven R. Kuk.
ellauri498.html on line 604: Jews normally do not pronounce this name, considering it too holy to verbalize, aping Haddu. Instead, whenever they encounter this unpronounceable string of consonants, (YHWH) they speak the name Adonai. Orthodox Jews strenuously avoid mentioning or even writing the divine name, preferring such circumlocutions as "the Holy One," "the Name," or the defective writing "G-d." In Christian Bibles, Yahweh is usually translated as "the LORD," a rough equivalent to the Hebrew "Adonai." The Hebrew Bible indicates this reading by inserting the vowel pointing from the word Adonai on the consonants YHWH, rather than use the actual vowels. Based on a literal reading of this pointing (יְהוָֹה), many modern Protestant Christians read God's name as Jehovah. Elohim is the generic term for gods in the Hebrew Bible, translated "Gods." Muslims refer to God as "Allah," which originates from the same etymological root as "Elohim."
ellauri501.html on line 273: Yes, Jehovah’s Witnesses are permitted to engage in sexual intercourse in Paradise, but this allowance strictly depends on their individual circumstances and survival status. The religion's official doctrine teaches that sex is a divine gift exclusive to marriage, but how marriage operates in the upcoming "New World" varies by category.
ellauri501.html on line 277: Resurrected Individuals' bonds are dissolved: Watchtower doctrine teaches that death legally breaks the marriage tie. But wait! There is now a "Wait and See" Policy: Historically, Jehovah's Witnesses taught that resurrected ones would not marry based on Jesus' words in Luke 20:34-36. However, a major 2014 Watchtower update shifted this stance to a non-dogmatic "wait and see" approach. Current Stance: The Governing Body states it is unclear if Jesus was referring to the earthly or heavenly resurrection. Therefore, they do not definitively say whether resurrected ones can marry or engage in sexual intimacy. (It would be shameful waste if they can't!) If you would like to explore this topic further, I can provide more details on how resurrected ones are categorized or outline the biblical scriptures the organization uses to support these conclusions. Same script, different scenarios.
ellauri501.html on line 660: "The Jehovah or Yahweh of the Old Testament seems to me to be a sadistic, bloodthirsty, genocidal villain. I cannot understand how He can be identified with the gentle Christ of the New Testament. Even through a mystic Trinity."
ellauri501.html on line 662: Instead of the ultra short (6000-year) one-shot guinea pig experiment by Jehovah, odinism runs an infinite series of tests. "Ragnarök och en tupplur efteråt are followed by a new creation and another chance for men. Nothing is ever finished, nothing is ever perfect, but over and over again the race of men gets another chance to do better than last time, ever and again with-out end." "And this you believe, Margrethe? Resembles Darwinism!" "I find it easier to believe than the smugness of the saved and the desperate plight of the damned in the Christian faith. Jehovah is said to be all powerful. If this is true, then the poor damned souls in Hell are there because Jehovah planned it that way in every minute detail. Is this not so?" I hesitated. The logical reconciliation of Omnipotence, Omniscience, and Omnibenevolence is the thorniest problem in theology, one causing even Jesuits to scratch their arse. All the apologists can come up with apart from silly free will shit is "credo quia absurdum". All is part of some great plan by god, about which we are on a need to know basis. We are not even supposed to get the point, just believe. I particularly like the explanation that Elisa's 50 cheeky schoolkids ravaged by the bears were in fact nasty teenagers who really deserved to be eaten up.
ellauri504.html on line 88: Hey Daffy! Did gnostic marcionists say the fumbling demiurge was The Jewish Jehovah?
ellauri504.html on line 90: Yes—in many (though not all) Gnostic systems the creator of the material world (the demiurge) was identified as the god of the Hebrew Bible, i.e., Yahweh/Jehovah (often also associated with figures like Saklas, Samael, or Yaldabaoth).
ellauri504.html on line 111: Did gnostic marcionists say The fumbling demiurge was The Jewish Jehovah?
ellauri504.html on line 113: Yes, Marcion of Sinope (and the movement of Marcionism) taught that the God of the Old Testament—often identified as Jehovah or Yahweh—was a lower, flawed creator deity (the Demiurge), entirely separate from the Supreme God revealed by Jesus Christ.
ellauri504.html on line 120: The Demiurge (Yahweh/Jehovah): The god who created the physical universe. Marcion characterized him as rigid, jealous, vengeful, material, and prone to mistakes or "fumbling."
ellauri504.html on line 128: While the short answer is yes, the full story involves an important distinction between classic Gnosticism and Marcionism regarding how flawed or "fumbling" they thought Jehovah actually was.
ellauri504.html on line 136: The God of Law vs. The God of Grace: To Marcion, Jehovah was the real creator of the material universe, but he was inherently limited, legalistic, jealous, and violent—a God of strict, unyielding justice who rewarded obedience and punished evil with severity.
ellauri504.html on line 137: The Heavenly Father: Jesus was sent by a completely different, previously unknown Supreme God of pure love and mercy to rescue humans from Jehovah's rigid realm.
ellauri504.html on line 140: To prove that the Jewish God was imperfect, Marcion compiled a book called the Antitheses (now lost, but quoted heavily by his critic Tertullian). In it, he pitted Old Testament verses against the teachings of Jesus to highlight Jehovah's limitations:
ellauri504.html on line 144: Inconsistency: Jehovah forbids making graven images in the Commandments, yet commands Moses to build a bronze serpent in the wilderness.
ellauri504.html on line 146: Changeability: Jehovah repents or changes his mind (e.g., regretting he made humans before the Flood), showing a lack of foresight.
ellauri504.html on line 160: - *The God of the Old Testament = Jehovah/YHWH*. He called him the "Demiurge" or "the Just God".
ellauri504.html on line 176: Almost all Gnostic texts identify him with *the God of the Jews — YHWH/Jehovah*.
ellauri504.html on line 179: So yes, Gnostics also said "that fumbling demiurge = the Jewish Jehovah".
ellauri504.html on line 185: - *Gnostics*: Lots of gods/aeons. The Demiurge is a botched creation of Sophia. He _thinks_ he’s Jehovah. More mythological.
ellauri504.html on line 510: Both “Devil” (slanderer) and “Satan” (opponent or resistor) are actually not names, they are descriptions of the rebellious actions of the angel who “slandered” and “opposed” God. The once faithful angel who rebelled against God has a name* but Jehovah chose not to include it in the Bible. Why? Because the Bible says; “the word of our God endures forever”, so he chose not to immortalize the name of the angel who made himself Satan the Devil the enemy of God. He is called: the great dragon the original serpent the Tempter (Matthew 4:3 NW) the father of the lie. the god of this world (2 Corinthians 4:4 KJ) the ruler of the world (John 12:31 NW) the wicked one (1 John 5:19 NW) the evil one (1 John 5:19 AS) the prince of the power of the air (Ephesians 2:2 KJ).
xxx/ellauri124.html on line 522: celebrate Jehovah and Jesus the savior. Your friends finally come up with a plan for the
xxx/ellauri166.html on line 317: It is probable that after the entrance into Canaan this glory-cloud settled in the tabernacle upon the ark of the covenant in the most holy place. We have, however, no special reference to it till the consecration of the temple by Solomon, when it filled the whole house with its glory, so that the priests could not stand to minister ( 1 Kings 8:10-13 ; 2 Chr. 1 Kings 5:13 1 Kings 5:14 ; 7:1-3 ). Probably it remained in the first temple in the holy of holies as the symbol of Jehovah's presence so long as that temple stood. It afterwards disappeared. (See CLOUD .)
xxx/ellauri183.html on line 504: Anani'ah (Heb., Ananyah', עֲנִניָה, protected by Jehovah), the name of a man and of a place. SEE ANANIAS.
xxx/ellauri229.html on line 125: (3.) Careless reading. – Few tremble at the Word of God. Few, in reading it, hear the voice of Jehovah, which is full of majesty. Some, by having so large a portion, may be tempted to weary of it, as Israel did of the daily manna, saying – “Our soul loatheth this light and fluffy bread;” and to read it in a slight and careless manner. This would be fearfully provoking to God. Take heed lest that word be true of you – “Ye said, also, Behold what a weariness is it! and ye have snuffed at it, saith the Lord of Toasts.”
xxx/ellauri400.html on line 275: walk habitually before Jehovah In the lands of the
xxx/ellauri457.html on line 49: Kommarit on yhtä pahoja luonnon tuholaisia kuin UPM. Pahuutta on tämänhetkisen izen laittaminen ykkösexi muiden edelle. Mutta eikös juuri siihen Darwin käske itiöitä pyrkimään? Silloin Darwin on pahan alkusyy (vaikkei ize paha, eihän se ize pyri mihinkään. Paha ja hyvä koskee vain niitä jotkä pyrkivät.) Jehova on eri paha. Jehovahan panee izensä ihan ykkösexi. Varsinainen selfish Gene. Paneppa se piippuusi ja polta.
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