ellauri020.html on line 731: Vessaharjan niellyt Martti meriahven pelastetaan viihteellisesti ihan extra. Majavia siirretään ihmisten tieltä joutomaalle lentokoneella pudotettavissa häkeissä. Kiitoxexi majava saa tapetun intiaanin espanjalaisen nimen. Geronimo. Hieronymos, pyhä nimi. Metsälinnuista on tullut kodittomia katupoikia. Kiltit tädit ompelee Irlannin kokoisen maastopalon kenguru- ja koalauhreille pikkuisia nuttuja syömänsä lampaan karvoista ja muovista. Herttaista nikokettus-charityä. Ilotulituxista ei luovuta. Niillä näytetään maailmalle että ihminen ei hellitä. Roikkuu hampaillaan maaäidin perseessä kuin Hammettin Lasiavaimessa mafioson bulldoggi.
ellauri111.html on line 172: E.Saarisen toisen kaxosen nimi on Jerome, niinkuin Topeliuxen paha jesuiitta Hieronymus Mathia. Geronimo huusi usalaiset hävittäjälentäjät. Hiero sinne hässöy. Hellikää toisianne. Toinen on Oliver. Ei ei se on minun. Shakespearen toinen tytär oli Judith ja toinen Susanna. Apokryfisiä naisia. Tääkin saattaa olla merkittävä viesti jostakin, en kyllä tiedä mistä. Aljosha on Alexanteri, miesten torjuja. Fjodor on Theodoros, jumalan näytelahja. Michael on kysymys: kuka muistuttaa jumalaa? Oikea vastaus kompakysymyxeen on apina.
ellauri111.html on line 187: Geronimo!
ellauri111.html on line 190: Petos petosta, kavaluus kavaluutta vastaan, tuumi haukotteleva Geronimo noudattaen Slippenbachin neuvoa esi-isällemme Kaarle X Kustaalle (lähde: Sakari Topelius).
ellauri111.html on line 192: Geronimo (Mescalero-Chiricahua: Goyaałé Athabaskan pronunciation: [kòjàːɬɛ́] "the one who yawns, June 16, 1829 – February 17, 1909) was a prominent leader and medicine man from the Bedonkohe band of the Apache tribe. From 1850 to 1886, Geronimo joined with members of three other Chiricahua Apache bands—the Tchihende, the Tsokanende and the Nednhi—to carry out numerous raids, as well as fight against Mexican and U.S. military campaigns in the northern Mexico states of Chihuahua and Sonora and in the southwestern American territories of New Mexico and Arizona. Geronimo's raids and related combat actions were a part of the prolonged period of the Apache–United States conflict, which started with American settlement in Apache lands following the end of the war with Mexico in 1848.
ellauri111.html on line 194: While well known, Geronimo was not a chief of the Chiricahua or the Bedonkohe band. However, since he was a superb leader in raiding and warfare, he frequently led large numbers of men beyond his own following. At any one time, he would be in command of about 30 to 50 Apaches. You and what army? asked the bluecoats with a smirk.
ellauri111.html on line 196: During Geronimo's final period of conflict from 1876 to 1886, he surrendered three times and accepted life on the Apache reservations in Arizona. When Geronimo surrendered to General Nelson Miles for the last time in 1886, he said "This is the fourth time I have surrendered". Reservation life was confining to the free-moving Apache people, and they resented restrictions on their customary way of life. These restrictions included directives against wife beating and mutilation of women for adultery, and directives against the manufacture of Tiswin, an alcoholic drink fermented from corn.
ellauri111.html on line 200: In 1886, after an intense pursuit in northern Mexico by American forces that followed Geronimo's third 1885 reservation breakout, Geronimo surrendered for the last time to Lt. Charles Bare Gatewood, an Apache-speaking West Point graduate who had earned Geronimo's respect a few years before. Geronimo was later transferred to General Nelson Miles at Skeleton Canyon, just north of the Mexican/American boundary. Miles treated Geronimo as a prisoner of war and acted promptly to move Geronimo, first to Fort Bowie, then to the railroad at Bowie Station, Arizona, where he and 27 other Apaches were sent to join the rest of the Chiricahua tribe, which had been previously exiled to Florida.
ellauri111.html on line 202: While holding him as a prisoner, the United States capitalized on Geronimo’s fame among non-Indians by displaying him at various events. For Geronimo, it provided him with an opportunity to make a little money. In 1898, for example, Geronimo was exhibited at the Trans-Mississippi and International Exhibition in Omaha, Nebraska. Following this exhibition, he became a frequent "visitor" to fairs, exhibitions, and other public functions.
ellauri111.html on line 204: Wow! What an opportunity! He made money by selling pictures of himself, bows and arrows, buttons off his shirt, and even his hat. In 1905, the Indian Office "provided" Geronimo for the inaugural parade for President Theodore Roosevelt. Later that year, the Indian Office "took" him to Texas, where he shot a buffalo in a roundup staged by 101 Ranch Real Wild West for the National Editorial Association. Geronimo was escorted to the event by soldiers, as he was still a prisoner. The teachers who witnessed the staged buffalo hunt were unaware that Geronimo’s people were not buffalo hunters. Aargh!
ellauri111.html on line 206: He died at the Fort Sill hospital in 1909, as a prisoner of war. Geronimo is buried at the Fort Sill Indian Agency Cemetery, among the graves of relatives and other Apache prisoners of war.
ellauri263.html on line 683: Hizi noi hellyysorgiat missä läskit jenkit syöttää toisilleen herkkupaloja ja hypistelee toistensa haisevia paikkoja muistuttivat erehdyttävästi Hieronymus Boschin tauluja. Mistähän se tiesi? Ettei vaan vanha Geronimo ollut izekin tollanen polyamoorinen. Mixi muuten noi polyamoristit oli koko ajan ihan punaisia naamalta? Hävettiköhän niitä vähän kuitenkin?
xxx/ellauri114.html on line 658: Pyhä Geronimo (Ep. 73) nakkaa rodeen anonyymin työn missä M. samastetaan Holy Ghostiin. Noin v. AD 600, Timotheus, Konstantinoopelin presbyteeri, kirjassaan Vääräuskoisten vastaanottokritiikki, lisää uutta pesua kaipaavien harhaoppisten listaan melchisedekiläiset (Magaralaiset), "joita kuzutaan nyttemmin nimellä Athingani. Ne asuu Phrygiassa, eivätkä ole juutalaisia eivätkä gentiilejä. Ne pitää sapattia ympärileikkaamattomina. Ne eivä koske kehenkään. Jos niille tarjoo ruokaa, ne käskee panna sen maahan; sitten ne tulee ja ottaa sen. Ne antaa tavaroita toisille yhtä varovaisesti."
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