ellauri073.html on line 227: Toisin sanoen, oikea johtaja on joku joka "auttaa" meitä voittamaan oman henk.koht. laiskuuden ja izekkyyden ja heikkouden rajoituxet ja saa meidät stahanovilaisiin ponnistuxiin, tekemään hyvempiä ja kovempia asioita kuin mitä ize pystymme. (Tommonen niinko persoonallinen treineri, tai Matt Foley, motivational speaker. I am 35 years old, thrice divorced, living in a van down by the river. Yks, kaks, Petteri mukaan. Kazokaa Lallia, kolme, neljä. Vitun Tuomo Jalantie, musta sillä ois saanut vaikka pyyhkiä koiranoxennuxia.) Lincoln oli nähtävästi oikea johtaja (onnexi se ammuttiin), ja Churchill (aimo kusipää vessa kengänkärjessä), ja Gandhi (sankarillinen ruipelo eläinlääkixen edessä jolta viedään aina rillit nenältä), ja King Kong. Teddy Kennedy ja Franklinin Benjamin, ja todennäkösest de Gaulle (se oli pitkä ainakin, ja isonenäinen, hassu verikauha päässä), takuulla ryhmä Haun palomieskoira Marshall, ja ehkä Eisengardin Saruman. No olihan tietty Hitlerkin oikea johtaja, ja eri pätevä, niin että paras varoa; eihän tää ole muuta kuin lavakarismaa. “Älä kysy mitä maasi voi tehdä puolestasi, kysy mitä sä voit tehdä maasi puolesta.” Tämmöstä totalitääristä paskanjauhantaa. Myynnin ja markkinoinnin tieteet olivat vielä kuolaavissa lapsenkengissä 1961 kun Kennedy tän kekkasi. Nuoret ihmiset tinttijulisteineen ei olleet olleet markkinoinnin uhreja koko ikänsä. Ne ei tienneet mitään kierrepalloista. Ne eivät olleet totaalisen, karmean perillä mainosmiehistä.
ellauri073.html on line 260: Matt Foley is a fictional character from the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live performed by Chris Farley (1964-1997). Foley is a motivational speaker who exhibits characteristics atypical of someone in that position: whereas motivational speakers are usually successful and charismatic, Foley is abrasive, clumsy, and down on his luck. The character was popular in its original run and went on to become one of Farley's best-known characters. Farley named the character after one of his Marquette University rugby union teammates, who is now a Roman Catholic priest in the Chicago suburb of Arlington Heights. Plans for a film version with Spade in a supporting role were shelved after Farley's death in 1997.
ellauri073.html on line 262: Foley is disheveled, sweaty, obese, clumsy and unstylish. He exhibits poor social skills, frequently loses his temper, often disparages and insults his audience, and wallows in cynicism and self-pity about his own poor life choices, to which he often makes reference. Foley's trademark line is warning his audience that they could end up like himself: "35 years old, eating a steady diet of government cheese, thrice divorced, and living in a van down by the river!" In most sketches, whenever a member of his audience mentions a personal accomplishment, Foley responds with mockery: "Well, la-dee-frickin-da!", "Whoop-dee-frickin-doo!", or a similarly dismissive remark. The usual outfit of choice for Foley is a too-small blue-and-white plaid sport coat, a too-big white dress shirt, a solid green necktie, black horn-rimmed glasses, ill-fitting khakis which he is continually pulling up, a wristwatch, penny loafers, and slicked-down blond hair. In a prison sketch, he dons blue jeans and a denim shirt with the inmate number "3307" while retaining his watch, glasses and a crucifix necklace (he also mentions a "homemade tattoo of a van down by the river"). While working as a mall Santa in another sketch, he wears a stereotypical Santa outfit, complete with black snow boots.
ellauri073.html on line 264: He overindulges in coffee and caffeine-based products and exhibits extreme hyperactivity as a result. In almost every appearance, Foley mentions drinking espresso or coffee, or taking NoDoz and even brings a duffel bag with a pot of coffee to the gym to teach a spinning class. His clients will often mention him either drinking coffee or eating coffee beans before calling him in to begin his presentation.
ellauri073.html on line 265: Despite his otherwise bad attitude, Foley has a passion for his career as a motivational speaker, going as far as to travel to Venezuela to speak to teens. While serving a term in prison, Foley seems to be respected, and to have a good friendship with his cellmate Deshawn Powers, who refers to Foley as "The straight-up OG...of cell block three!".
ellauri073.html on line 269: In the sketch itself, Foley attempts to motivate two teens, played by Spade and Applegate, to "get themselves back on the right track" after the family’s cleaning lady finds a bag of marijuana in their home. Foley’s attempt to motivate them falls short when he repeatedly insists that they're "not going to amount to jack squat" and will end up “living in a van down by the river!” Foley attempts to endear himself to Spade's character by telling him they're "gonna be buddies" and that everywhere he goes, Foley will follow. Comparing himself to Spade's shadow, Foley jumps about where he's standing and then dives into the coffee table, though he picks himself up moments later. None of the other cast members knew that Farley was going to do this and their startled reactions are genuine. The sketch ends with Foley offering that the only solution to solve the family's problems is for him to move in with them. Horrified, Applegate begs him not to, vowing never to smoke pot again. Even so, Foley leaves the house to get his things from his van and the family locks him out, finally reconciling and admitting to how much they love each other.
ellauri073.html on line 271: A later performance (February 19, 1994) features Foley in prison attempting to motivate troubled teens in a scared straight program; he was imprisoned for three to five years for non-payment of alimony (consistent with him being “thrice divorced”). Before entering the sketch, Foley is introduced by his cellmate Deshawn Powers (Martin Lawrence) as “just finished a week in solitary, eating nothing but coffee beans.” Foley attempts to scare the juvenile delinquents by commenting in a slightly different manner that he “wished to dear God, that he was living in a van down by the river!” The sketch followed the usual Foley routine with him falling through the prison wall instead of a coffee table, which eventually led to his and the other inmates' escape.
ellauri073.html on line 273: In the only cold open featuring Foley (April 15, 1995), the character attempts to motivate a pair of Venezuelan teens. Foley attempts to get through to them by motivating them in their native Spanish, saying “¡Yo vivo en van cerca de un rio!” However, the teenagers' father (Michael McKean) informs Matt that he and his children are fluent in English, to which Foley responds "¡Padre, dame un favor, y cállate su grande YAPPER!" The sketch again features Foley mocking his audience, breaking household objects, and somehow succeeding in his motivational goals.
ellauri073.html on line 279: Tämmöistä vihapuhetta on kiva lukea, ja vielä kivempi sitä on kirjoittaa. Matt Foley skezit on niin huonoja, että naurattaa.
ellauri073.html on line 361: Oli Wallu paha yhden tyttöystävän Mary Karrin mielestä. Marykin oli kirjoittaja. Maryn mukaan Wallulla oli siihen obsessio ja niiden suhde oli volatiilinen. Wallu heitti kerran kahvipöydän sen päälle kuin Matt Foley, ja kerran pakotti Maryn autosta kävelemään kotin jalan. Se on aika törkeetä. (Olikohan se paku joen rannalla?) Maryn mukaan Wallacen elämäkerturi jätti pois 98% Wallun elkeistä. Wallu oli myös potkaissut Marya, kiivennyt sen talon seinillä ja seurannut Maryn 5-vuotiasta poikaa kotiin kuin isännätön koira.
ellauri099.html on line 209: Expressing ancient money values in modern terms presents a perennial puzzle for historians of economics, so I called on my colleague, the economist Duncan Foley, for help. He very roughly calculated that the annual gross domestic product of classical Athens was about 4,400 talents. If that is right, then 800 talents is a vast figure, 32 times the expenditure on the Academy. Foley is somewhat skeptical of the figure, though. Ancient sources for numerical data (like the size of armies) are notoriously inaccurate, so perhaps a excited copyist simply added a zero.
ellauri256.html on line 524: MIT:n silloinen laskuopin professori ennusti Billystä: I believe he will be a great mathematician, the leader in that science in the future. 11-vuotiaana nenäkäs Billy sai toistuvasti turpiin 5v vanhemmilta Harvardin luokkatovereilta (ml Buckminster Fuller) ja alkoi eristäytyä. Billy vowed to remain celibate and never to marry, as he said women did not appeal to him. Later he developed a strong affection for Martha Foley, one year older than him. Ei siitäkään tullut lasta eikä paskaakaan. Isompana Billy ajoi mieluiten ympäriinsä raitiovaunulla. He obsessively collected streetcar transfers, wrote self-published periodicals, and taught small circles of interested friends his version of American history. Sidis arveli että Euroopassakin oli ollut intiaaneja. Sidis peukutti jonkinlaista dualismia. Sidis died from a cerebral hemorrhage in 1944 in Boston at age 46.
ellauri256.html on line 526: Martha Foley was born in Boston, Massachusetts, on March 21, 1897, to Walter and Margaret M. C. Foley. From 1909 to 1915, she attended Boston Girls' Latin School, and even then aspired to be a writer. The school magazine published her first short story, "Jabberwock," when she was eleven years old. (I had thought it was Lewis Carrol's.) After graduating from the 'Girls School' she attended Boston University but did not graduate, unlike Riitta Roth, who did. The topic of her MA thesis was Garten-Laub. The name of her kitten was Klobürste. (Riitta's, not Martha's)
ellauri284.html on line 792: 1800-luvun alussa Waterford Cityä pidettiin haavoittuvaisena, ja Britannian hallitus pystytti kolme Martello-tornia Hookin niemimaalle vahvistamaan nykyistä Duncannonin linnaketta. 1800-luvulla kaupungissa menestyivät suuret teollisuudenalat, kuten lasinvalmistus ja laivanrakennus. Kaupunkia edusti Yhdistyneen kuningaskunnan parlamentissa vuosina 1891–1918 kansanedustaja John Redmond, Irlannin parlamentaarisen puolueen johtaja (tammikuusta 1900). Redmond, silloinen puolueen Parnell-puolueen johtaja, voitti David Sheehyn verisessä taistelussa vuonna 1891. Vuonna 1911 Br. Jerome Foley, Br. Dunstan Drumm ja Br. Leopold Loughran lähti Waterfordista Malverniin, Australiaan. Siellä he perustivat katolisen poikakoulun, joka on edelleen olemassa, uskokaa tai älkää, ellei ole lopettanut. (Ei ole: kz de Salle College, Malvern!
xxx/ellauri148.html on line 52: The Chief Executive of Stella Maris UK, Martin Foley, calls for more to be done to ensure that the rights of fishers are upheld. So long, and thanx for all the fish!
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