ellauri071.html on line 520: Tässä vaiheessa on käynyt selväxi et koko Vyöhyke on nyt jenkeissä. Nipsun oidipaalinen ongelma ei olekaan tuomizeva isähahmo, vaan pikemminkin päinvastoin että rakas äiti on miehistynyt vanha rahamassi, ja iskä vaan vinkuu jossain taustalla. Bow tie daddy don't you blow you top / cause you think you're getting too old, lauloi Borat-wiixinen Frank Zappa mun summanmutikassa ostamalla levyllä. Raketti ja Torni (h.k.) edustavat myös kikkeliä, niinkuin kaikki vähänkin sikaaria muistuttavat esineet tässä kirjassa.
ellauri098.html on line 444: Alexanteri Suuri, Rowan Atkinson, Sirius Black, Bugs Bunny, Borat, Samuel Butler, Julia Child, John Cleese, Wile E. Coyote, Celine Dion, Thomas A. Edison, Stephen Fry, Frederico Fellini, Richard Feynman, Ben Franklin, Garfield (president), Garfield (cat), Hugh Grant, Annie Hall, Tom Hanks, Werner Heisenberg, Alfred Hitchcock, David Hume, Katariina Suuri, Henry Kissinger, Karl Lagerfeld, Tyrion Lannister, N.Macchiavelli, J.S. Mill, Karl Popper, Murray Rothbard (laissez-faire), Bertrand Russell, Babe Ruth, R2-D2, Socrates, Leonardo da Vinci, Voltaire, Frank Zappa
ellauri190.html on line 90: Maailman kuuluisin kazakhstanilainen, munauikkareissa tepastellut Borat onkin ehkä kasari? Borat Sagdijev (kaz. Бoрат Сагдиев) on kuvitteellinen hahmo, kazakstanilainen toimittaja, jota esittää britannialainen, juutalaistaustainen koomikko Sacha Baron Cohen. Cohen on sanonut hahmon perustuvan todelliseen henkilöön, hänen Venäjän eteläosissa tapaamaansa lääkäriin. Mullakin on Borat-munauikkarit, Bostonista ostetut, mutta ne on vielä alkuperäispakkauxessa, kun Seija ei antanut mun pukea niitä päälle silloin kun ne hankittiin.
ellauri264.html on line 120: In 2011, Gionet worked for Capitol Records for a short time, before pursuing his own career in rap music with a "wild, redneck, kick-ass" persona. He kept his nickname Baked Alaska as a stage name. His rap songs used a satirical tone and traded on his Alaskan roots, with titles like "I Live on Glaciers" or "I Climb Mountains". In 2013, the Anchorage Daily News published a profile of Baked Alaska, describing him as a "comedy/music video artist". Gionet also posted many humorous videos on Vine where he became known as a prankster, achieving some online popularity. A video of him pouring a gallon of milk on his face attracted several millions of views. He called himself at the time a "cross between Weird Al, Lonely Island, Borat and Jackass".
ellauri332.html on line 570: Pahamaineisen pilapelin pääosassa on Sasha Baron Cohen, joka esittää Borat Sagdiyevia, Kazakstanista kotoisin olevaa toimittajaa, jonka tehtävänä on matkustaa Amerikkaan dokumentoimaan siellä mahdollisesti olevaa elämää. Elokuvaa pidetään Amerikassa kiistanalaisena, ei vain sen selkeän alastomuuden, Borat-uimahousujen ja väärin suunnatun synkän huumorin vuoksi, vaan koska useat elokuvaan osallistuneet vajakit ovat väittäneet, että tapa, jolla heidät esitettiin, oli harhaanjohtava. Elokuvantekijät ovat sittemmin joutuneet usein kunnianloukkausoikeuteen. "Very nice!"
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 101: Borat-uikkarit
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 103: Borat Sagdijev (kaz. Бoрат Сагдиев) on kuvitteellinen hahmo, kazakstanilainen toimittaja, jota esittää britannialainen, juutalaistaustainen koomikko Sacha Baron Cohen. Cohen on sanonut hahmon perustuvan todelliseen henkilöön, hänen Venäjän eteläosissa tapaamaansa lääkäriin.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 105: Borat esiintyi säännöllisesti Cohenin Da Ali G Showssa osioissa, joissa hän kysymyksillään aiheutti hämmennystä haastatelluissa ihmisissä. Boratilla on tuuhea tumma tukka ja viikset sekä nuhjuinen puku. Borat on seksistinen ja rasistinen, ja hän kertoo usein Kazakstanista perättömiä seikkoja, joihin ihmiset kuitenkin näyttävät uskovan. Borat myös inhoaa ja pelkää juutalaisia ja väheksyy kehitysvammaisia. Sittemmin Borat on myös juontanut MTV Europe Music Awards -tilaisuuden vuonna 2005 Lissabonissa.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 107: Borat on hyvin kiistanalainen hahmo, ja hän on aiheuttanut ärtymystä. Muiden muassa Kazakstanin hallitus on pitänyt Boratin komiikkaa pilkkana Kazakstania kohtaan. Lainmuutoksen johdosta Borat joutui siirtämään kotisivunsa pois Kazakstanin .kz-maapäätettä käyttävältä osoitteelta. Kazakstanin presidentin Nursultan Nazarbajevin tytär Dariga Nazarbajeva asettui julkisuudessa puolustamaan Boratia ja mainitsi, että maan johdon raivokkaat vastalauseet vahingoittivat Kazakstan-kuvaa enemmän kuin Boratin huumori. Myös jotkut Yhdysvalloissa toimivat juutalaisjärjestöt ovat hermostuneet Boratin juutalaisvastaisuutta käsittelevistä aiheista. Hän aiheutti myös närää esittämällä rodeo-tapahtumassa oman versionsa Yhdysvaltain kansallislaulusta. Puhuessaan avustajansa kanssa "kazakkia" he todellisuudessa keskustelevat armeniaksi ja hepreaksi.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 109: Boratista on tehty pseudodokumenttielokuva nimeltä Borat (engl. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan). Elokuvan ensiesitys oli Yhdysvalloissa 4. elokuuta 2006 ja varsinainen maailmanensi-ilta Suomi mukaan lukien 3. marraskuuta 2006. Elokuvalle tehtiin jatko-osa nimeltään Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, joka julkaistiin syksyllä 2020. Elokuvassa Borat palaa neljäntoista vuoden tauon jälkeen Yhdysvaltoihin, jossa eletään koronaviruspandemian ja tulevien presidentinvaalien sävyttämää aikaa.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 111: Mulla on Borat-uikkarit joita en ole saanut käyttää kertaakaan. Ostin ne Bostonissa 2007 jonkun paikallisen Mallin uimahousuliikkestä. Kun pyysin Borat uikkareita kaupan neitoset menivät takahuoneeseen nauramaan. Amerikkalaista kälyä Jill Aldenia (juu, samoja Aldeneita jotka kirjoittivat alle izenäisyysjulistuxen ja varmaan tuli samalla laivalla briteistä kuin Pynchonit ja Breckenridget) ei Borat yhtään naurattanut, koska se teki pilkkaa amerikkalaisista arvoista. Kuten että supermarketissa on useita hyllyjä pelkkää juustoa. Is this cheese? No Pynchonit sai vaan mitä ansaizi, tehtyään magnum opuxessa pilkkaa Kazakhstanin runoilijoista ja potassiumvaroista.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 113: IL-Arvio: Kohuttu uusi Borat-elokuva on härski ja alkuperäistäkin röyhkeämpi: ”Mukaan jekutettujen puolesta alkaa jopa harmittaa”. Suurin kohu elokuvasta kuitenkin syntyi jo hieman ennen sen julkaisua, kun paljastui että New Yorkin entinen pormestari ja presidentti Donald Trumpin nykyinen asianajaja Rudy Giuliaini, 76, joutuu elokuvassa varsin kyseenalaiseen valoon käytöksensä vuoksi. Se makas hotellihuoneen sängyllä housut nilkoissa ja odotti suihinottoa. Kieltämättä kohtaus on varsin kiusallinen, mutta katsoja tehkööt omat johtopäätöksensä Giulianin toiminnasta. Elokuva sai kohtauksen myötä valtavasti huomiota ja jopa :D presidentti Trump päätyi kommentoimaan asiaa. Koska Borat tunnistetaan Yhdysvalloissa lähes kaikkialla, hän ei voi juurikaan kulkea omana itsenään vaan joutuu turvautumaan erilaisiin valeasuihin. Niinpä Cohen joutuu elokuvassa esittämään Boratia, joka puolestaan esittää useita erityyppisiä mieshahmoja. Tämä tuo elokuvaan ikävää sekavuutta ja on ehkä sen suurimpia heikkouksia. :D Kuulostaa Painovoiman sateenkaarelta.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 115: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is a 2006 British-American mockumentary comedy film directed by Larry Charles and starring Sacha Baron Cohen. Baron Cohen stars as Borat Sagdiyev, a fictitious Kazakhstani journalist who travels through the United States to make a documentary which features real-life interactions with Americans. Much of the film features unscripted vignettes of Borat interviewing and interacting with real-life Americans who believe he is a foreigner with little or no understanding of American customs. It is the second of four films built around Baron Cohen's characters from Da Ali G Show (2000–2004): the first, Ali G Indahouse, was released in 2002, and featured a cameo by Borat; the third, Brüno, was released in 2009; and the sequel to Borat, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, was released in 2020.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 117: At the behest of the Kazakh Ministry of Information, reporter Borat Sagdiyev leaves Kazakhstan for the "US and A", the "Greatest Country in the World", to make a documentary about American society and culture. He leaves behind his wife, Oksana; his companions are his producer, Azamat Bagatov, and a pet hen.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 119: In New York City, Borat sees an episode of Baywatch on TV and immediately falls in love with Pamela Anderson's character, C. J. Parker. While interviewing and mocking a panel of feminists, he learns of the actress' name and her residence in California. Borat is then informed by telegram that Oksana has been killed by a bear. Delighted, he resolves to travel to California and make Anderson his new wife. They decide not to fly, in case "the Jews repeat their attack of 9/11". Borat takes driving lessons and buys a dilapidated ice-cream truck for the journey.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 121: During the trip, Borat acquires a Baywatch booklet and continues gathering footage for his documentary. He meets gay pride parade participants, politicians Alan Keyes and Bob Barr, and African-American youths. Borat is also interviewed on a local television station and proceeds to disrupt the weather report. Visiting a rodeo, Borat excites the crowd with jingoistic remarks, but then sings a fictional Kazakhstani national anthem to the tune of "The Star-Spangled Banner", receiving a strong negative reaction.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 123: Staying at a bed-and-breakfast, Borat and Azamat are stunned to learn their hosts are Jewish. The two escape after throwing money at two cockroaches, believing they are Jews. Borat attempts to buy a handgun to defend himself, but is turned away because he is not an American citizen, so he buys a bear instead.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 125: An etiquette coach suggests Borat attend a private dinner at an eating club in the South. During the dinner, he offends the other guests when he lets Luenell, an African-American prostitute, into the house and shows her to the table: they are both kicked out. Borat befriends Luenell, who invites him into a relationship with her, but he tells her that he is in love with someone else. Borat then visits an antique shop, in which he clumsily breaks various Confederate heritage items.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 127: At a hotel, Borat sees Azamat masturbating over a picture of Pamela Anderson. An angry Borat accidentally reveals his real motive for travelling to California. Azamat becomes livid at Borat's deception, and the situation escalates into a nude brawl which spills out into the hallway, a crowded elevator, and then into a packed convention ballroom.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 129: Azamat abandons Borat, taking his passport, all of their money, and their bear. Borat's truck runs out of fuel, and he begins to hitchhike to California. He is soon picked up by drunken fraternity brothers from the University of South Carolina. On learning the reason for his trip, they show him the Pam and Tommy sex tape which reveals that she is not a virgin. Despondent, Borat burns the Baywatch booklet and, by mistake, his return ticket to Kazakhstan.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 131: Borat attends a United Pentecostal camp meeting, at which Republican U.S. Representative Chip Pickering and Mississippi Supreme Court Chief Justice James W. Smith, Jr. are present. He regains his faith and forgives Azamat and Pamela. He accompanies church members on a bus to Los Angeles and disembarks to find Azamat dressed as Oliver Hardy, although Borat mistakes him for Adolf Hitler. The two reconcile and Azamat tells Borat where to find Pamela Anderson. Borat finally comes face-to-face with Anderson at a book signing at a Virgin Megastore. After showing Anderson his "traditional marriage sack", Borat pursues her throughout the store in an attempt to abduct her, until security guards intervene.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 133: Borat visits Luenell and they return to Kazakhstan together. They bring several American customs and traditions back to his village, including the apparent conversion of the people to Christianity (the Kazakh version of which includes crucifixion and torturing of Jews) and the introduction of computer-based technology, such as iPods, laptop computers and a high-definition television.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 136: Borat-siikveli
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 140: Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 141: (stylized as ВОЯДТ in Faux Cyrillic) is a 2020 American mockumentary comedy film directed by Jason Woliner in his feature directorial debut. The film stars Sacha Baron Cohen as the fictional Kazakhstani journalist and television personality Borat Sagdiyev, and Maria Bakalova as his daughter Tutar, who is to be offered as a bride to Vice President Mike Pence during the COVID-19 pandemic and the 2020 presidential election. It is a sequel to 2006's Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 143: After fourteen years of forced labor in a gulag for the dishonor inflicted on his country in his previous adventure, Kazakh journalist Borat Sagdiyev is released by his country's president, Nursultan Nazarbayev, with a mission to deliver Kazakh Minister of Culture (and Kazakhstan's most famous porn actor) Johnny the Monkey to President Donald Trump in an attempt to redeem the nation. Unable to get close to Trump after defecating in the landscaping of Trump International Hotel and Tower in the previous film, Borat opts to give the monkey to Vice President Mike Pence. Before he leaves, he discovers that his arch nemesis neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay, has stolen his family and home, and that he has a fifteen-year-old daughter, Tutar, who lives in his barn.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 145: Borat is transported across the world in a circuitous route by cargo ship and arrives in Galveston, Texas, where he finds he is a celebrity. Wanting to maintain a low profile, Borat purchases multiple disguises. He buys a cell phone and goes to welcome Johnny, but finds that Tutar is in Johnny's shipping crate and has eaten him. Horrified, Borat faxes Nazarbayev, who tells him to find a way to satisfy Pence or he will be executed. Borat decides to give Tutar to Pence.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 147: Tutar receives a makeover and Borat introduces her at a debutante ball. At the ball, her menstrual blood is prominently displayed during a father and daughter dance. Oikeasti jenkkien coming of age-tansseissa isä ja tytär vaihtaa siveyssormuxet. Aika insestistä. Discovering that Pence is nearby at CPAC, Borat disguises himself as Trump and attempts to give Tutar to him there, but is ejected by security. Nazarbayev is enraged and tells him to return to Kazakhstan for execution. Realizing that he can still give Tutar to someone close to Trump, Tutar suggests giving her to Rudy Giuliani.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 149: Because Giuliani had bragged about having an affair with a large-breasted woman, Borat brings Tutar to a cosmetic surgeon who advises breast implants. While Borat works in a barbershop to raise enough money to pay for breast surgery, he briefly leaves Tutar with a babysitter who is confused by Borat's sexist teachings; she informs Tutar that the things her culture has taught her are lies. After seeing a woman driving a car, and successfully masturbating for the first time, Tutar decides not to get the surgery and lashes out at Borat for keeping her oppressed her whole life. Before leaving, she tells him the Holocaust is a lie by citing a Holocaust denial Facebook page.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 151: Shaken, Borat decides to commit suicide by going to the nearest synagogue dressed as his version of a stereotypical Jew and waiting for the next shooting, but is shocked to find Holocaust survivors there who treat him with kindness, and to his anti-Semitic delight, reassure him that the Holocaust happened. Overjoyed, Borat goes looking for Tutar, but finds the streets deserted due to the COVID-19 pandemic. He quarantines with two QAnon conspiracy theorists who offer to help him reunite with Tutar. They find Tutar online, she has become a reporter and will be covering a March for Our Rights rally in Olympia, Washington.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 153: At the rally, the men appeal to Tutar, telling her that her dad will be killed unless she helps. She accepts and arranges an interview to seduce Giuliani, but without her father's participation. Borat talks with her babysitter and has a change of heart, realizing that he loves Tutar. After the interview, Giuliani and Tutar proceed to a bedroom before Borat intervenes and tries to personally offer sexual favors to Giuliani. Borat decides to face execution in Kazakhstan and Tutar promises to go with him.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 155: Borat is shocked to find he will not be executed as he had instead been used as retaliation by Nazarbayev for making Kazakhstan a laughingstock. Before departing for the United States, Kazakhstan officials infected Borat with SARS-CoV-2 via an injection of "gypsy tears", making him patient zero of the COVID-19 pandemic. As he was sent around the world, he continued to spread the virus. Borat records Nazarbayev's admission and sends it to Brian, the man who sold him his phone.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 157: Borat and Tutar blackmail Nazarbayev into giving him his job back and changing Kazakhstan's misogynistic laws. Three months later, Tutar and Borat are a reporting team and Kazakhstan has a new tradition to replace the nation's antisemitic ones: the Running of the American. It features exaggerated :) caricatures of Trump supporters pretending to spread COVID-19 and killing an effigy of Anthony Fauci. The film ends with a message encouraging viewers to vote in the upcoming presidential election.
xxx/ellauri068.html on line 159: Borat-filmien juoniselostus on aitoa Pynchonia. Jenkkiteinit (noin 50% kansasta vaikkei iän puolesta) jotenkin tykkää just tälläsestä silpusta. Kai sixku niillä ei ole mitään omaa kulttuuria, ne sit approprioi sitä kaikkialta maapallolta. Sellasta sekatavaraa. Sekatavara on sievennetty nimi, ennen se oli siirtomaatavara.
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